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They would do this to our children too.

They would do this to our children too.

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Female israeli soldiers train by hurling grenades over a wall into Gaza. They'll do this kind of shit and then cry about antisemitism.

Female israeli soldiers train by hurling grenades over a wall into Gaza. They'll do this kind of shit and then cry about antisemitism.

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A cheetah and a greyhound raced each other in England in 1937.

A cheetah and a greyhound raced each other in England in 1937.

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A typical parent/teacher meeting in a black school. The teacher is the one in gray.

A typical parent/teacher meeting in a black school. The teacher is the one in gray.

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It's an Indian tradition to cover your porch with cow shit. Backwards fcking country.

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It's an Indian tradition to cover your porch with cow shit. Backwards fcking country.

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Keisha does a freshness check before joining in on the twerking fun🤢🤢

Keisha does a freshness check before joining in on the twerking fun🤢🤢

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Imagine this low IQ, bald filth interrupting dinner with your family. We're not compatible with these creatures.

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Imagine this low IQ, bald filth interrupting dinner with your family. We're not compatible with these creatures.

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I got a new bike. It's a 6 million speed.

I got a new bike. It's a 6 million speed.

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Pablo tried to flex on an older White man and got laid out.

Pablo tried to flex on an older White man and got laid out.

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Prakesh got a little too fired up on the way to the cow poop festival and drove off of the road.

Prakesh got a little too fired up on the way to the cow poop festival and drove off of the road.

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A moron learns the hard way. FAFO.

A moron learns the hard way. FAFO.

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We wuz electricians.

We wuz electricians.

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Someone always pulls a gun. This is exactly why we stopped having dwarf vs children fights in my neighborhood.

Someone always pulls a gun. This is exactly why we stopped having dwarf vs children fights in my neighborhood.

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It's never about the size of the dog in the fight.

It's never about the size of the dog in the fight.

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How do you get a new driveway in India? You steal it, obviously.

How do you get a new driveway in India? You steal it, obviously.

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Smart kids.

Smart kids.

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The usual suspects tried to rob the wrong store. The 80 year-old shopkeeper was waiting for them and the result was Leroy running out and screaming like a little bitch.

The usual suspects tried to rob the wrong store. The 80 year-old shopkeeper was waiting for them and the result was Leroy running out and screaming like a little bitch.

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X-rays from the US/Mexico Border Patrol show the different ways that migrants sneak into the country.

X-rays from the US/Mexico Border Patrol show the different ways that migrants sneak into the country.

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Elephants and trains get all of the credit but snakes are responsible for around 55K fatalities in India every year.

Elephants and trains get all of the credit but snakes are responsible for around 55K fatalities in India every year.

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Shaqueshia was getting real chimpish in a McDonald's until a blender to the face settled her down.

Shaqueshia was getting real chimpish in a McDonald's until a blender to the face settled her down.

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He might run like Napoleon Dynamite but he fights like Chuck Norris.

He might run like Napoleon Dynamite but he fights like Chuck Norris.

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Leroy started out strong but he was no match for the tough, White kid.

Leroy started out strong but he was no match for the tough, White kid.

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A Chinese bank teller, behind bulletproof glass, laughed at the genius who tried to rob her with a cleaver.

A Chinese bank teller, behind bulletproof glass, laughed at the genius who tried to rob her with a cleaver.

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A little dog working hard. He's White, of course.

A little dog working hard. He's White, of course.

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A large, loud, pear shaped black woman, was acting up until a chair to her face simmered her down.

A large, loud, pear shaped black woman, was acting up until a chair to her face simmered her down.

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Lamar was upset about his pizza so he drove to Dominos, with his kids in the car, to assault the delivery driver. In his 15 second goldfish brain this made sense despite Dominos already having his name and address.

Lamar was upset about his pizza so he drove to Dominos, with his kids in the car, to assault the delivery driver. In his 15 second goldfish brain this made sense despite Dominos already having his name and address.

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A lone Tiger Waffen soldier engaged the enemy behind enemy lines and managed to escape successfully.

A lone Tiger Waffen soldier engaged the enemy behind enemy lines and managed to escape successfully.

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An elephant encounters an electric fence and proves that he has a better understanding of electricity than most of India.

An elephant encounters an electric fence and proves that he has a better understanding of electricity than most of India.

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502,521 görüntüleme • 10 gün önce

While running from the police after stealing sunglasses, De'andre jumped from the 2nd floor in the mall and broke both of his legs🤣🤣 The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.

While running from the police after stealing sunglasses, De'andre jumped from the 2nd floor in the mall and broke both of his legs🤣🤣 The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.

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Landfills in India are rivers.

Landfills in India are rivers.

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Scenes like this give me faith in the future. The kids will be fine.

Scenes like this give me faith in the future. The kids will be fine.

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UFC 4 in 1994. Kieth Hackney, 5'11 and 200lbs, won against Emmanuel Yarbrough, 6'8 and 600lbs. Hackney was nicknamed "The Giant Killer" after the fight.

UFC 4 in 1994. Kieth Hackney, 5'11 and 200lbs, won against Emmanuel Yarbrough, 6'8 and 600lbs. Hackney was nicknamed "The Giant Killer" after the fight.

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The sacred Indian martial art, Kung Pu.

The sacred Indian martial art, Kung Pu.

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He don't fuck around. And in this house, Kangaroo Jack is a hero. End of story.

He don't fuck around. And in this house, Kangaroo Jack is a hero. End of story.

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A businessman in Brazil shows us how to handle a robbery. It was ruled as justified.

A businessman in Brazil shows us how to handle a robbery. It was ruled as justified.

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A guy in Brazil tried jacking a motorcycle but got smoked by a cop instead.

A guy in Brazil tried jacking a motorcycle but got smoked by a cop instead.

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"Mama, don' be twerkin'. It's muh birfday" ---"Fuq yo birfday lil nìqqa, it's black history munf"

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"Mama, don' be twerkin'. It's muh birfday" ---"Fuq yo birfday lil nìqqa, it's black history munf"

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A brave raccoon took on 5 coyotes and proved that not giving a fuck is one of nature's greatest equalizers.

A brave raccoon took on 5 coyotes and proved that not giving a fuck is one of nature's greatest equalizers.

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It's amazing what they're doing with AI.

It's amazing what they're doing with AI.

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A brown child sees some kids having fun and his first impulse is to ruin it. They are wired for destruction.

A brown child sees some kids having fun and his first impulse is to ruin it. They are wired for destruction.

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