Gabriel 🌩️'s banner
Gabriel 🌩️'s profile picture

Gabriel 🌩️

@Countcristo44 • 52,168 subscribers

Fren • Animal Lover • Observer • Vilomah 🤍 • No Fxxks left

Shorts

A cheetah and a greyhound raced each other in England in 1937.

A cheetah and a greyhound raced each other in England in 1937.

1,748,748 görüntüleme

Keisha does a freshness check before joining in on the twerking fun🤢🤢

Keisha does a freshness check before joining in on the twerking fun🤢🤢

732,129 görüntüleme

They would do this to our children too.

They would do this to our children too.

465,372 görüntüleme

Israel's defense minister confirms White replacement and that he wants to flood Sweden and France with muslims.

Israel's defense minister confirms White replacement and that he wants to flood Sweden and France with muslims.

430,296 görüntüleme

Female israeli soldiers train by hurling grenades over a wall into Gaza. They'll do this kind of shit and then cry about antisemitism.

Female israeli soldiers train by hurling grenades over a wall into Gaza. They'll do this kind of shit and then cry about antisemitism.

420,210 görüntüleme

Imagine this low IQ, bald filth interrupting dinner with your family. We're not compatible with these creatures.

Sensitive content

Imagine this low IQ, bald filth interrupting dinner with your family. We're not compatible with these creatures.

625,967 görüntüleme

Pablo tried to flex on an older White man and got laid out.

Pablo tried to flex on an older White man and got laid out.

663,104 görüntüleme

I got a new bike. It's a 6 million speed.

I got a new bike. It's a 6 million speed.

328,518 görüntüleme

Turtles are smart and don't want to see their neighborhood go to shit. They know who to get rid of.

Turtles are smart and don't want to see their neighborhood go to shit. They know who to get rid of.

79,244 görüntüleme

Boats are like trains but on water and Indians don't do too well with them either.

Boats are like trains but on water and Indians don't do too well with them either.

125,378 görüntüleme

It's never about the size of the dog in the fight.

It's never about the size of the dog in the fight.

244,738 görüntüleme

The goofiest country on Earth.

The goofiest country on Earth.

50,949 görüntüleme

Someone always pulls a gun. This is exactly why we stopped having dwarf vs children fights in my neighborhood.

Someone always pulls a gun. This is exactly why we stopped having dwarf vs children fights in my neighborhood.

144,465 görüntüleme

We wuz electricians.

We wuz electricians.

125,390 görüntüleme

A moron learns the hard way. FAFO.

A moron learns the hard way. FAFO.

107,008 görüntüleme

Prakesh got a little too fired up on the way to the cow poop festival and drove off of the road.

Prakesh got a little too fired up on the way to the cow poop festival and drove off of the road.

98,854 görüntüleme

Be careful out there, we're surrounded by retards.

Sensitive content

Be careful out there, we're surrounded by retards.

69,507 görüntüleme

The usual suspects tried to rob the wrong store. The 80 year-old shopkeeper was waiting for them and the result was Leroy running out and screaming like a little bitch.

The usual suspects tried to rob the wrong store. The 80 year-old shopkeeper was waiting for them and the result was Leroy running out and screaming like a little bitch.

152,327 görüntüleme

Chicken Waffen struck again.

Chicken Waffen struck again.

59,419 görüntüleme

It's an Indian tradition to cover your porch with cow shit. Backwards fcking country.

Sensitive content

It's an Indian tradition to cover your porch with cow shit. Backwards fcking country.

80,088 görüntüleme

Videos

LIVE
1.2k

Anya Rossi

sweetdream.ai

SweetDream.aiSponsored•Livecam
Streaming Now

Watch Anya Live

Anya is streaming live right now! Join her private show and enjoy exclusive content.

HD live stream
Exclusive private shows
1.2k viewers online

Free preview available • Premium content

Creepy Indian men waiting in the middle of a waterslide so they can prey on women.
0:52

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

Countcristo44's profile picture

Creepy Indian men waiting in the middle of a waterslide so they can prey on women.

Gabriel 🌩️

46,109,205 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

A Chinese bank teller, behind bulletproof glass, laughed at the genius who tried to rob her with a cleaver.
0:26
Countcristo44's profile picture

A Chinese bank teller, behind bulletproof glass, laughed at the genius who tried to rob her with a cleaver.

Gabriel 🌩️

7,071,674 görüntüleme • 5 ay önce

Piggyback rides can be dangerous if you're an Indian with a 73 IQ.
0:23

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

Countcristo44's profile picture

Piggyback rides can be dangerous if you're an Indian with a 73 IQ.

Gabriel 🌩️

2,849,177 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce

An octopus changing colors while it sleeps. Some researchers say that it's because the octopus is dreaming.
1:00
Countcristo44's profile picture

An octopus changing colors while it sleeps. Some researchers say that it's because the octopus is dreaming.

Gabriel 🌩️

898,025 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

He might run like Napoleon Dynamite but he fights like Chuck Norris.
0:27
Countcristo44's profile picture

He might run like Napoleon Dynamite but he fights like Chuck Norris.

Gabriel 🌩️

2,425,008 görüntüleme • 4 ay önce

The sacred Indian martial art, Kung Pu.
0:22
Countcristo44's profile picture

The sacred Indian martial art, Kung Pu.

Gabriel 🌩️

4,092,393 görüntüleme • 7 ay önce

A guy in Brazil tried jacking a motorcycle but got smoked by a cop instead.
0:29
Countcristo44's profile picture

A guy in Brazil tried jacking a motorcycle but got smoked by a cop instead.

Gabriel 🌩️

3,449,613 görüntüleme • 7 ay önce

"Mama, don' be twerkin'. It's muh birfday" ---"Fuq yo birfday lil nìqqa, it's black history munf"
0:29

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

Countcristo44's profile picture

"Mama, don' be twerkin'. It's muh birfday" ---"Fuq yo birfday lil nìqqa, it's black history munf"

Gabriel 🌩️

3,909,176 görüntüleme • 8 ay önce

A businessman in Brazil shows us how to handle a robbery. It was ruled as justified.
0:31
Countcristo44's profile picture

A businessman in Brazil shows us how to handle a robbery. It was ruled as justified.

Gabriel 🌩️

3,250,689 görüntüleme • 7 ay önce

A lone Tiger Waffen soldier engaged the enemy behind enemy lines and managed to escape successfully.
0:52
Countcristo44's profile picture

A lone Tiger Waffen soldier engaged the enemy behind enemy lines and managed to escape successfully.

Gabriel 🌩️

2,152,829 görüntüleme • 5 ay önce

Kareem was getting real uppity so Brad slapped the shit out of him. Twice.
0:31
Countcristo44's profile picture

Kareem was getting real uppity so Brad slapped the shit out of him. Twice.

Gabriel 🌩️

2,842,938 görüntüleme • 8 ay önce

Landfills in India are rivers.
0:45
Countcristo44's profile picture

Landfills in India are rivers.

Gabriel 🌩️

1,743,444 görüntüleme • 5 ay önce

A tough White kid proves that the savages can't fight 1 on 1.
0:22
Countcristo44's profile picture

A tough White kid proves that the savages can't fight 1 on 1.

Gabriel 🌩️

2,487,765 görüntüleme • 8 ay önce

While running from the police after stealing sunglasses, De'andre jumped from the 2nd floor in the mall and broke both of his legs🤣🤣 The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.
1:02
Countcristo44's profile picture

While running from the police after stealing sunglasses, De'andre jumped from the 2nd floor in the mall and broke both of his legs🤣🤣 The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.

Gabriel 🌩️

1,494,405 görüntüleme • 5 ay önce

Big, dumb Deshawn picked a fight with the wrong one. Of course they broke it up when the White guy started to win.
0:27
Countcristo44's profile picture

Big, dumb Deshawn picked a fight with the wrong one. Of course they broke it up when the White guy started to win.

Gabriel 🌩️

2,477,203 görüntüleme • 9 ay önce

Scenes like this give me faith in the future. The kids will be fine.
1:00
Countcristo44's profile picture

Scenes like this give me faith in the future. The kids will be fine.

Gabriel 🌩️

1,380,684 görüntüleme • 5 ay önce

It's the 33rd anniversary of Nay-Nay beating up Peanut for being a no-good, triflin' ass nigga and using her last food stamp. Peanut passed a few years ago and Nay-Nay is now 70 with a bad hip and sells kool-aid pickles out of the trunk of her 2004 Altima.
2:04

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

Countcristo44's profile picture

It's the 33rd anniversary of Nay-Nay beating up Peanut for being a no-good, triflin' ass nigga and using her last food stamp. Peanut passed a few years ago and Nay-Nay is now 70 with a bad hip and sells kool-aid pickles out of the trunk of her 2004 Altima.

Gabriel 🌩️

812,808 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce

A brown child sees some kids having fun and his first impulse is to ruin it. They are wired for destruction.
0:27
Countcristo44's profile picture

A brown child sees some kids having fun and his first impulse is to ruin it. They are wired for destruction.

Gabriel 🌩️

1,535,172 görüntüleme • 6 ay önce

UFC 4 in 1994. Kieth Hackney, 5'11 and 200lbs, won against Emmanuel Yarbrough, 6'8 and 600lbs. Hackney was nicknamed "The Giant Killer" after the fight.
1:15
Countcristo44's profile picture

UFC 4 in 1994. Kieth Hackney, 5'11 and 200lbs, won against Emmanuel Yarbrough, 6'8 and 600lbs. Hackney was nicknamed "The Giant Killer" after the fight.

Gabriel 🌩️

1,300,602 görüntüleme • 5 ay önce

An Italian guy on a bicycle was getting harassed by 2 idiots on a scooter and lit them up. An absolute legend 👑
1:05
Countcristo44's profile picture

An Italian guy on a bicycle was getting harassed by 2 idiots on a scooter and lit them up. An absolute legend 👑

Gabriel 🌩️

2,239,942 görüntüleme • 9 ay önce