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Raghav Chadha has started proving his loyalty to BJP, guys 🔥🔥🔥

Raghav Chadha has started proving his loyalty to BJP, guys 🔥🔥🔥

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MLA Maithili thakur hides her face over questions of prioritising foreign trips over Bihar flood crisis and women's safety. I wish I'll be remaining childless happily rather than having a daughter like her in future.

MLA Maithili thakur hides her face over questions of prioritising foreign trips over Bihar flood crisis and women's safety. I wish I'll be remaining childless happily rather than having a daughter like her in future.

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India was literally on its peak global PR when the world has started popularising Indian culture near 2014-15. Otherwise why would an international band show India on its banger song ? But suddenly a tea seller came and ruined all the collected era.

India was literally on its peak global PR when the world has started popularising Indian culture near 2014-15. Otherwise why would an international band show India on its banger song ? But suddenly a tea seller came and ruined all the collected era.

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"Aarha hu madharchod..." ~ Shehzad Poonawala

"Aarha hu madharchod..." ~ Shehzad Poonawala

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A female government school teacher forced girls to take off their clothes just because she lost her rs 500 note in the school of Sawai Madhopur (Rajasthan) She told the students whoever don't want to remove the clothes may give her 500rs and leave. The teacher was suspended over public outrage. What's this nonsense !

A female government school teacher forced girls to take off their clothes just because she lost her rs 500 note in the school of Sawai Madhopur (Rajasthan) She told the students whoever don't want to remove the clothes may give her 500rs and leave. The teacher was suspended over public outrage. What's this nonsense !

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Action packed shooting equipments with an editing and serving team, incapable of renouncing physical delusional world. But trust me, he is a saint !

Action packed shooting equipments with an editing and serving team, incapable of renouncing physical delusional world. But trust me, he is a saint !

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a well-trained content-shooting team with expensive mics and cameras, Babaji giving camera bites But thank God, Babaji is a saint 🙏

a well-trained content-shooting team with expensive mics and cameras, Babaji giving camera bites But thank God, Babaji is a saint 🙏

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Hindu Raksha Dal is on road opposing students protest. - It was not on road for Ankita Bhandari rape case. - It was never of road against Prajjwal Revanna & Kuldeep Singh Sengar. - It has never marched against Asaram. - Yes there is a march against the students because the Dal has nothing to do with education.

Hindu Raksha Dal is on road opposing students protest. - It was not on road for Ankita Bhandari rape case. - It was never of road against Prajjwal Revanna & Kuldeep Singh Sengar. - It has never marched against Asaram. - Yes there is a march against the students because the Dal has nothing to do with education.

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India has no scientific temperament and sustainable development goals. 🇮🇳 with Robots 🇨🇳 with robots.

India has no scientific temperament and sustainable development goals. 🇮🇳 with Robots 🇨🇳 with robots.

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Vid 1 : The person who wears belt and shoes of leather, incures the sin of k*lling a cow. Vid 2 : The leather used in the seats of Defender is 'Windsor Leather' that is high grade, authentic leather crafted from genuine (real) cattle hide. Brilliant Premanand Ji 🔥

Vid 1 : The person who wears belt and shoes of leather, incures the sin of k*lling a cow. Vid 2 : The leather used in the seats of Defender is 'Windsor Leather' that is high grade, authentic leather crafted from genuine (real) cattle hide. Brilliant Premanand Ji 🔥

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Line of Modiji moot distribution - 2

Line of Modiji moot distribution - 2

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अभी अमित अंकल बोल कर गए है कि पिताजी सीएम बनेंगे 😂

अभी अमित अंकल बोल कर गए है कि पिताजी सीएम बनेंगे 😂

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The faith of people over the police has completely gone now. She's just 27 girl who's unmarried. The police threw boiling water ruining her entire life now. Her hand and one breast have got burnt. Don't test the patience of your citizens, it will break you apart, system !! 🥲

The faith of people over the police has completely gone now. She's just 27 girl who's unmarried. The police threw boiling water ruining her entire life now. Her hand and one breast have got burnt. Don't test the patience of your citizens, it will break you apart, system !! 🥲

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The barricade was built to manage the crowd, until the crowd managed to worship it 🫠 New day new theory, everyday's a blur - and remember they have right to vote.

The barricade was built to manage the crowd, until the crowd managed to worship it 🫠 New day new theory, everyday's a blur - and remember they have right to vote.

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These three boys have cut the th*at of a Rapidly cab driver in Delhi. They booked a cab with a plan of looting the driver. When the cab driver arrived, they took the cab and later tried to threaten him with a knife. The cab driver tried to save himself but these three (including a juvenile) have cut the driver's the*at. Three accused arrested. each of them deserves a de@th penalty by law.

These three boys have cut the th*at of a Rapidly cab driver in Delhi. They booked a cab with a plan of looting the driver. When the cab driver arrived, they took the cab and later tried to threaten him with a knife. The cab driver tried to save himself but these three (including a juvenile) have cut the driver's the*at. Three accused arrested. each of them deserves a de@th penalty by law.

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My country claims to be at the top without data. Press Freedom Index - 🇫🇮 : 6th 🇦🇺 : 33rd 🇮🇳 : 157th 🇳🇴 : 1st Note : India is the mother of Democracy.

My country claims to be at the top without data. Press Freedom Index - 🇫🇮 : 6th 🇦🇺 : 33rd 🇮🇳 : 157th 🇳🇴 : 1st Note : India is the mother of Democracy.

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This is enough to tell you who Prahlad Joshi is. A fattu fellow can never handle a ministry.

This is enough to tell you who Prahlad Joshi is. A fattu fellow can never handle a ministry.

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Patanjali Civil Services Coaching 👀 We know UPSC is on its way to get clubbed with NTA and SSC. A setback for the Administrative processes is loading

Patanjali Civil Services Coaching 👀 We know UPSC is on its way to get clubbed with NTA and SSC. A setback for the Administrative processes is loading

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The prime minister is speaking some low IQ solutions to Global Warming. And educated Chitra Tripathi is listening carefully without correcting him 🤡

The prime minister is speaking some low IQ solutions to Global Warming. And educated Chitra Tripathi is listening carefully without correcting him 🤡

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Remember guys, always ignore your problems like Modiji ignored her 👇

Remember guys, always ignore your problems like Modiji ignored her 👇

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When you save your party from internal crisis at the beginning phase and settle best politics for it, but then everyone starts betraying you. Worst phase of your aura 💔
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When you save your party from internal crisis at the beginning phase and settle best politics for it, but then everyone starts betraying you. Worst phase of your aura 💔

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402,765 views • 3 days ago

And this is not for the first time, Rofl Gandhi! Rajnath gave everything to this party and yet deliberately got mogged where it was never necessary.
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And this is not for the first time, Rofl Gandhi! Rajnath gave everything to this party and yet deliberately got mogged where it was never necessary.

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404,102 views • 4 days ago

Anant was too waiting for a hug from her Mama, but she didn't give him. Followed by a de@th stare by his Daddy 😮‍💨 Something is very wrong with the family to Anant. Elon Musk should make Anant Ambani the CEO of Starlink India 🇮🇳 🥺
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Anant was too waiting for a hug from her Mama, but she didn't give him. Followed by a de@th stare by his Daddy 😮‍💨 Something is very wrong with the family to Anant. Elon Musk should make Anant Ambani the CEO of Starlink India 🇮🇳 🥺

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732,919 views • 10 days ago

I just want to tell the Techie... don't panic bro! If your father is India's top builder or having relations with politicians of the ruling government, you will get bail just like Rakshit Chaurasia after who is out of jail after Vadodara car crash k!lling 1 woman.
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I just want to tell the Techie... don't panic bro! If your father is India's top builder or having relations with politicians of the ruling government, you will get bail just like Rakshit Chaurasia after who is out of jail after Vadodara car crash k!lling 1 woman.

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712,765 views • 20 days ago

Protestor - Where's your name plate, Sir? Officer ignores him in a weird mocking manner. This is Delhi police for your, girls. No wonder Delhi is the current r∆pe capital of India. Every cop is digging the grave of this regime.
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Protestor - Where's your name plate, Sir? Officer ignores him in a weird mocking manner. This is Delhi police for your, girls. No wonder Delhi is the current r∆pe capital of India. Every cop is digging the grave of this regime.

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534,293 views • 16 days ago

Nirbhaya's r@pist had suggested that 1. girls shouldn't roam outside 9PM 2. They shouldn't oppose while their r@pe to atleast escape alive. Delhi government banned the entry of girls in public parks after 7PM. Waiting for them to make an advisory for his second demand.
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Nirbhaya's r@pist had suggested that 1. girls shouldn't roam outside 9PM 2. They shouldn't oppose while their r@pe to atleast escape alive. Delhi government banned the entry of girls in public parks after 7PM. Waiting for them to make an advisory for his second demand.

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727,162 views • 22 days ago

When a random girl approaches you for tying a safety band so you offer her your hand and realise its you who is trying safeguard her, her country and and her career... You win trust, you win a country 🔥
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When a random girl approaches you for tying a safety band so you offer her your hand and realise its you who is trying safeguard her, her country and and her career... You win trust, you win a country 🔥

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379,898 views • 12 days ago

Putin wanted to stand beside Xi but that local vendor of Vadnagar shamelessly forced him to the centre, insulting other leaders too at global stage 🤦
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Putin wanted to stand beside Xi but that local vendor of Vadnagar shamelessly forced him to the centre, insulting other leaders too at global stage 🤦

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1,226,378 views • 1 month ago

"Chai bechi, are kyu bechi? padh likh lete" "Gareeb ma ka beta hoon... Tune Aaj sabko gareeb ma ka beta bana diya" CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke cooks Narendra Modi on demand 💀
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"Chai bechi, are kyu bechi? padh likh lete" "Gareeb ma ka beta hoon... Tune Aaj sabko gareeb ma ka beta bana diya" CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke cooks Narendra Modi on demand 💀

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539,010 views • 19 days ago

Thank you MLA Maithili ji for enjoying foreign tours while your constituency Ali Nagar faced serious flood crisis for weeks. Also the iPhone in you and your brother's hand looks good. Bihar's average annual per capita income is Rs 76,490 (lowest among all indian states).
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Thank you MLA Maithili ji for enjoying foreign tours while your constituency Ali Nagar faced serious flood crisis for weeks. Also the iPhone in you and your brother's hand looks good. Bihar's average annual per capita income is Rs 76,490 (lowest among all indian states).

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413,643 views • 16 days ago

This is peak unmaturity in boys these days. When your girlfriend's Dad suddenly has a minor heart attack, she leaves crying but you don't give her your shoulder and keep enjoying your favourite show 🥲
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This is peak unmaturity in boys these days. When your girlfriend's Dad suddenly has a minor heart attack, she leaves crying but you don't give her your shoulder and keep enjoying your favourite show 🥲

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3,647,135 views • 3 months ago

How to cure snakebite ? Step 2 : find a hospital in paradise Step 1 : This 👇
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How to cure snakebite ? Step 2 : find a hospital in paradise Step 1 : This 👇

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1,688,676 views • 2 months ago

Yeah, Pulkit has destroyed Modi's image. This is what Modi used to be before Pulkit 🔥 👇
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Yeah, Pulkit has destroyed Modi's image. This is what Modi used to be before Pulkit 🔥 👇

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538,711 views • 29 days ago

Virat Kohli ❌ Amitabh Bachchan ❌ Prakash Raj on streets ✅ To save Indian Democracy 🔥
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Virat Kohli ❌ Amitabh Bachchan ❌ Prakash Raj on streets ✅ To save Indian Democracy 🔥

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231,620 views • 13 days ago

Devotion or Capitalism ? The old lady seems more tilted to devotion, but couldn't afford bansuri as the special gift from the priest. VIP culture is a pure mockery of devotion.
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Devotion or Capitalism ? The old lady seems more tilted to devotion, but couldn't afford bansuri as the special gift from the priest. VIP culture is a pure mockery of devotion.

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1,138,166 views • 2 months ago

Gyanesh Kumar Daughter: Madhabi Ropman (MD, Nomura) Son-in-law: Manish Bansal (DM, Agra) Daughter: Abhisri (IRS) Son-in-law: Akshay Labru (IAS) Brother-in-law: Kumar (IRS) Brother-in-law: Upendra Jain (IPS) tum log ladte raho ek vote ke liye...
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Gyanesh Kumar Daughter: Madhabi Ropman (MD, Nomura) Son-in-law: Manish Bansal (DM, Agra) Daughter: Abhisri (IRS) Son-in-law: Akshay Labru (IAS) Brother-in-law: Kumar (IRS) Brother-in-law: Upendra Jain (IPS) tum log ladte raho ek vote ke liye...

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191,646 views • 16 days ago

A father from Hathras, UP is claiming his 16 y/o son Anuj has gone missing after joining Premanand's Keli Kunj ashram. Whenever he went to the ashram, they never allowed him to meet his only son. First, a disciple jumped off from his ashram and now this, there's something very bad happening in Premanand's ashrams.
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A father from Hathras, UP is claiming his 16 y/o son Anuj has gone missing after joining Premanand's Keli Kunj ashram. Whenever he went to the ashram, they never allowed him to meet his only son. First, a disciple jumped off from his ashram and now this, there's something very bad happening in Premanand's ashrams.

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184,842 views • 18 days ago

The ultimate attempt to whitewash Savarkar is prioritising the name of Savarkar over Vallabhbhai Patel on letter 'V' in a game. That's dangerous because Bhide is a character of a teacher and he promoting a fellow who wrote mercy petitions+ 60 rs pension from Britishers.
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The ultimate attempt to whitewash Savarkar is prioritising the name of Savarkar over Vallabhbhai Patel on letter 'V' in a game. That's dangerous because Bhide is a character of a teacher and he promoting a fellow who wrote mercy petitions+ 60 rs pension from Britishers.

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65,072 views • 7 days ago

Police use water cannon brutally against the students protesting for vacancy filling on glowing coals.
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Police use water cannon brutally against the students protesting for vacancy filling on glowing coals.

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1,575,668 views • 5 months ago

Nothing, Just remembered how Modi asked Rajnath to get out of the frame 😔
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Nothing, Just remembered how Modi asked Rajnath to get out of the frame 😔

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947,232 views • 4 months ago