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Nicola Sturgeon faced heavy scrutiny over the weekend over her apparent blindness to that motorhome. Matters worsened when she and her husband somehow ended up trapped in Gordon Brown’s cave of eternal despair. Spare a thought for the Scots. It can’t be easy. {satire}
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Andy Burnham was caught having a full-blown meltdown while campaigning in Makerfield ahead of the by-election. He only calmed down when Gemma Collins arrived, having apparently been summoned to save the campaign, but sadly, tragedy soon ensued. {satire}
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As our odyssey into Scottish politics continues, Nicola Sturgeon joins forces with the Big Yin in a last-ditch attempt to save the man in her life, Peter Murrell. But their search leads them to John Swinney, Scotland’s very own answer to Nosferatu. {satire}
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David Lammy and Sir Trevor Phillips shared a McDonald’s, but tensions rose when Lammy insisted only he had the right to remove the pickle. When the bill arrived, things escalated, a young man was arrested, and Trevor calmly stepped in to de-escalate and save the day. {satire}
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Doctor Who: Jacob Rees-Mogg returns with another spooky serving. This time, the Doctor travels back to Makerfield, only to be captured by the dreaded “Cyber People”, because apparently we can’t say Cybermen anymore. And who is the new Davros? It’s only Andy Burnham. {satire}
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