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J.D. Banker

@DadInvest • 23,679 subscribers

I like being a dad, stocks, leverage, nicotine, hotels, and Coca-Cola. I work in wealth management/family office services. Personal thoughts, not advice.

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I saw a guy I follow tweet that he’s down 40% YTD. I can’t underscore this enough: that sucks. What you’re doing is not working, do something else or turn it over to a professional.

I saw a guy I follow tweet that he’s down 40% YTD. I can’t underscore this enough: that sucks. What you’re doing is not working, do something else or turn it over to a professional.

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I’ve been a big time boozer for a long time but this year I kind of stopped. Down to one night a week at most. Not because of an intervention or because I scared myself, at 40 I just kind of got tired of it. I imagine that’s how old people experience life near the end.

I’ve been a big time boozer for a long time but this year I kind of stopped. Down to one night a week at most. Not because of an intervention or because I scared myself, at 40 I just kind of got tired of it. I imagine that’s how old people experience life near the end.

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My wife is going to divorce me with how much $googm I’m going to buy

My wife is going to divorce me with how much $googm I’m going to buy

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At 40, this is the golden age. I have three healthy parents, a smoking hot wife, and two kids in elementary school that love me. If I could catch time in a bottle, it would be today.
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At 40, this is the golden age. I have three healthy parents, a smoking hot wife, and two kids in elementary school that love me. If I could catch time in a bottle, it would be today.

J.D. Banker

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This is the best year of my life bar none. If I could freeze time it would be right now even in my diminished 40yo state where I can feel my powers waning.
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This is the best year of my life bar none. If I could freeze time it would be right now even in my diminished 40yo state where I can feel my powers waning.

J.D. Banker

93,239 views • 3 months ago

I hate fourth grade girls. My son got off the bus dejected because this piece of shit nine year old didn’t respond to his request to be his valentine. You would be so honoured to be my son’s valentine, you skank!!
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I hate fourth grade girls. My son got off the bus dejected because this piece of shit nine year old didn’t respond to his request to be his valentine. You would be so honoured to be my son’s valentine, you skank!!

J.D. Banker

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