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>some gay people who bought a baby wanted to abort it over a cleft palette >cleft palettes are easily fixed through surgery once a child turns 5 >meaning they gay dudes wanted a attractive baby

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>some gay people who bought a baby wanted to abort it over a cleft palette >cleft palettes are easily fixed through surgery once a child turns 5 >meaning they gay dudes wanted a attractive baby

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To this day I fucking wince when I hear Seth Rogan’s God forsaken Donkey Kong voice. It will literally make the Donkey Kong movie their planning unwatchable.

To this day I fucking wince when I hear Seth Rogan’s God forsaken Donkey Kong voice. It will literally make the Donkey Kong movie their planning unwatchable.

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Your excited for ES6?

Your excited for ES6?

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Check out these physics that are *checks notes*, 15 years old.

Check out these physics that are checks notes, 15 years old.

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>”communist” politicians the second they get their hands on the levers of power

>”communist” politicians the second they get their hands on the levers of power

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>really enjoy a YouTuber and their content >”oh based an unboxing video” >painted fingernails

>really enjoy a YouTuber and their content >”oh based an unboxing video” >painted fingernails

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>ice is spending millions on Robo Dogs

>ice is spending millions on Robo Dogs

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>the us is the first country in history to host an international soccer game and bomb the team’s country who’s competing

>the us is the first country in history to host an international soccer game and bomb the team’s country who’s competing

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Don’t get it twisted. The Wolverine game is simply a reskin of Spiderman.

Don’t get it twisted. The Wolverine game is simply a reskin of Spiderman.

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>the “landings” the US will co-ordinate

>the “landings” the US will co-ordinate

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>trying to reboot Ali G in 2026 The people he’s parodying don’t even exist anymore.

>trying to reboot Ali G in 2026 The people he’s parodying don’t even exist anymore.

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>canadians telling you about gay people

>canadians telling you about gay people

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Reviewbrah is blackpilling. I feel it in my soul. The American he knew in 2005 doesn’t exist anymore.

Reviewbrah is blackpilling. I feel it in my soul. The American he knew in 2005 doesn’t exist anymore.

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Boomers who own 17 rentals seeing Trump say this -

Boomers who own 17 rentals seeing Trump say this -

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I’ve gained a lot of new followers these last few days. Welcome to the family boys. Get ready to have fun.

I’ve gained a lot of new followers these last few days. Welcome to the family boys. Get ready to have fun.

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Japan is America’s only Ally.

Japan is America’s only Ally.

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>women talking in videogames Nope.

>women talking in videogames Nope.

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Amazon - “We want to make a gay POZZED, unwatchable tv show based off LOtR.” The Tolkien Estate -

Amazon - “We want to make a gay POZZED, unwatchable tv show based off LOtR.” The Tolkien Estate -

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I really wish Cyberpunk 2077 had stuck with their original design ideas to emulate the feel of Blade Runner. Instead we got GTA with cyborgs. 😔

I really wish Cyberpunk 2077 had stuck with their original design ideas to emulate the feel of Blade Runner. Instead we got GTA with cyborgs. 😔

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Imagine aborting God’s innocent clowns.

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Imagine aborting God’s innocent clowns.

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Possibly one of the worst financial decisions in History. Other than the Late Night Colbert show mess.

Possibly one of the worst financial decisions in History. Other than the Late Night Colbert show mess.

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Japan is America’s only Ally.

Japan is America’s only Ally.

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>the Malaysian prime minister is kicking the Jews out of his country We gonna see that scene from Zoolander IRL

>the Malaysian prime minister is kicking the Jews out of his country We gonna see that scene from Zoolander IRL

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>american airlines has nationwide IT system outage >look into it >their entire IT department are Indians Lmao

>american airlines has nationwide IT system outage >look into it >their entire IT department are Indians Lmao

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Not a single scene from anything Disney produced under the Star Wars brand reaches the level of my favorite sci-fi comedy.

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Lmao. He got with a young thot. He’s going to start aging like the villian from Last Crusade-

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Lmao. He got with a young thot. He’s going to start aging like the villian from Last Crusade-

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>indian >couldnt tell it was feces Fuck they really cooked.

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>indian >couldnt tell it was feces Fuck they really cooked.

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Lmao when Colbert played the Peanuts theme to “fuck over” CBS. He didn’t think people would look into the brand and discover that CBS owns Peanuts.

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>spend 10 hours struggling through a giant castle full of tough bosses and monsters >take elevator >it drops you off perfectly at your base with no load screens It was peak.

>spend 10 hours struggling through a giant castle full of tough bosses and monsters >take elevator >it drops you off perfectly at your base with no load screens It was peak.

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Like it or not this is what high functioning autism looks like

Like it or not this is what high functioning autism looks like

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>someone from “south east Asia” upset that Americans don’t like child marriage

>someone from “south east Asia” upset that Americans don’t like child marriage

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>commits to 5 separate actions to protect her child from abduction >votes for unlimited migrant demon worshiping degenerates to flood the country

>commits to 5 separate actions to protect her child from abduction >votes for unlimited migrant demon worshiping degenerates to flood the country

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Unironically more accurate to the original than the “remake”—

Unironically more accurate to the original than the “remake”—

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When you see someone saying Dinosaurs had feathers-

When you see someone saying Dinosaurs had feathers-

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It was an eradication. To genocide the Ukranian people. Such as why most brother wars are fought. Now the country will be divided up and eaten by vultures.

It was an eradication. To genocide the Ukranian people. Such as why most brother wars are fought. Now the country will be divided up and eaten by vultures.

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>nobody : >johnny somali and his Korean jailer :

>nobody : >johnny somali and his Korean jailer :

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It’s because he made fun of Hasan Piker.

It’s because he made fun of Hasan Piker.

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“Dude! Check out this Netflix One Piece clip! It’s amazing!” The Clip -

“Dude! Check out this Netflix One Piece clip! It’s amazing!” The Clip -

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