DAKKADAKKA

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Christian, Father, Husband and shitposter in that order.

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&gt;some gay people who bought a baby wanted to abort it over a cleft palette &gt;cleft palettes are easily fixed through surgery once a child turns 5 &gt;meaning they gay dudes wanted a attractive baby

To this day I fucking wince when I hear Seth Rogan’s God forsaken Donkey Kong voice. It will literally make the Donkey Kong movie their planning unwatchable.

He never misses.

Check out these physics that are *checks notes*, 15 years old.

Your excited for ES6?

&gt;”communist” politicians the second they get their hands on the levers of power

&gt;really enjoy a YouTuber and their content &gt;”oh based an unboxing video” &gt;painted fingernails

&gt;the us is the first country in history to host an international soccer game and bomb the team’s country who’s competing

Don’t get it twisted. The Wolverine game is simply a reskin of Spiderman.

&gt;the “landings” the US will co-ordinate

I’ve gained a lot of new followers these last few days. Welcome to the family boys. Get ready to have fun.

Boomers who own 17 rentals seeing Trump say this -

&gt;canadians telling you about gay people

&gt;trying to reboot Ali G in 2026 The people he’s parodying don’t even exist anymore.

Japan is America’s only Ally.

&gt;women talking in videogames Nope.

Reviewbrah is blackpilling. I feel it in my soul. The American he knew in 2005 doesn’t exist anymore.

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Tim Sweeney : “I hate Gabe Newell.” Gabe Newell :

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&gt;i don’t give a fuck if your pregnant &gt;open your mouth, ill mace you and that baby

Nobody : Lindsay Clancey :

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Imagine aborting God’s innocent clowns.

Trailer Park Boys made jokes about Canadian prison being a drug filled sleep away camp. Turn out it’s worse lmao

&gt;ice is deporting people for littering in the national parks

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&gt;indian &gt;couldnt tell it was feces Fuck they really cooked.

Not a single scene from anything Disney produced under the Star Wars brand reaches the level of my favorite sci-fi comedy.

Like it or not this is what high functioning autism looks like

Lmao when Colbert played the Peanuts theme to “fuck over” CBS. He didn’t think people would look into the brand and discover that CBS owns Peanuts.

&gt;the Malaysian prime minister is kicking the Jews out of his country We gonna see that scene from Zoolander IRL

When you see someone saying Dinosaurs had feathers-

&gt;spend 10 hours struggling through a giant castle full of tough bosses and monsters &gt;take elevator &gt;it drops you off perfectly at your base with no load screens It was peak.

&gt;someone from “south east Asia” upset that Americans don’t like child marriage

Unironically more accurate to the original than the “remake”—

&gt;commits to 5 separate actions to protect her child from abduction &gt;votes for unlimited migrant demon worshiping degenerates to flood the country

&gt;american airlines has nationwide IT system outage &gt;look into it &gt;their entire IT department are Indians Lmao

It was an eradication. To genocide the Ukranian people. Such as why most brother wars are fought. Now the country will be divided up and eaten by vultures.

Japan is America’s only Ally.

>some gay people who bought a baby wanted to abort it over a cleft palette >cleft palettes are easily fixed through surgery once a child turns 5 >meaning they gay dudes wanted a attractive baby

Check out these physics that are checks notes, 15 years old.

>”communist” politicians the second they get their hands on the levers of power

>really enjoy a YouTuber and their content >”oh based an unboxing video” >painted fingernails

>the us is the first country in history to host an international soccer game and bomb the team’s country who’s competing

>the “landings” the US will co-ordinate

>canadians telling you about gay people

>trying to reboot Ali G in 2026 The people he’s parodying don’t even exist anymore.

>women talking in videogames Nope.

>i don’t give a fuck if your pregnant >open your mouth, ill mace you and that baby

>ice is deporting people for littering in the national parks

>indian >couldnt tell it was feces Fuck they really cooked.

>the Malaysian prime minister is kicking the Jews out of his country We gonna see that scene from Zoolander IRL

>spend 10 hours struggling through a giant castle full of tough bosses and monsters >take elevator >it drops you off perfectly at your base with no load screens It was peak.

>someone from “south east Asia” upset that Americans don’t like child marriage

>commits to 5 separate actions to protect her child from abduction >votes for unlimited migrant demon worshiping degenerates to flood the country

>american airlines has nationwide IT system outage >look into it >their entire IT department are Indians Lmao