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&gt;some gay people who bought a baby wanted to abort it over a cleft palette &gt;cleft palettes are easily fixed through surgery once a child turns 5 &gt;meaning they gay dudes wanted a attractive baby

&gt;”communist” politicians the second they get their hands on the levers of power

To this day I fucking wince when I hear Seth Rogan’s God forsaken Donkey Kong voice. It will literally make the Donkey Kong movie their planning unwatchable.

&gt;trying to reboot Ali G in 2026 The people he’s parodying don’t even exist anymore.

Check out these physics that are *checks notes*, 15 years old.

&gt;the us is the first country in history to host an international soccer game and bomb the team’s country who’s competing

&gt;Palworld since they keep winning lawsuits against Nintendo

Reviewbrah is blackpilling. I feel it in my soul. The American he knew in 2005 doesn’t exist anymore.

&gt;really enjoy a YouTuber and their content &gt;”oh based an unboxing video” &gt;painted fingernails

&gt;the “landings” the US will co-ordinate

Don’t get it twisted. The Wolverine game is simply a reskin of Spiderman.

&gt;canadians telling you about gay people

Boomers who own 17 rentals seeing Trump say this -

"This will likely be the largest single layoff event in gaming history."

Japan is America’s only Ally.

I’ve gained a lot of new followers these last few days. Welcome to the family boys. Get ready to have fun.

&gt;women talking in videogames Nope.

Amazon - “We want to make a gay POZZED, unwatchable tv show based off LOtR.” The Tolkien Estate -

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&gt;the Malaysian prime minister is kicking the Jews out of his country We gonna see that scene from Zoolander IRL

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Imagine aborting God’s innocent clowns.

Looking back. The Simpsons was a very destructive and hateful show attacking the American Family.

Not a single scene from anything Disney produced under the Star Wars brand reaches the level of my favorite sci-fi comedy.

&gt;spend 10 hours struggling through a giant castle full of tough bosses and monsters &gt;take elevator &gt;it drops you off perfectly at your base with no load screens It was peak.

Lmao when Colbert played the Peanuts theme to “fuck over” CBS. He didn’t think people would look into the brand and discover that CBS owns Peanuts.

&gt;someone from “south east Asia” upset that Americans don’t like child marriage

It was an eradication. To genocide the Ukranian people. Such as why most brother wars are fought. Now the country will be divided up and eaten by vultures.

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Lmao. He got with a young thot. He’s going to start aging like the villian from Last Crusade-

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&gt;indian &gt;couldnt tell it was feces Fuck they really cooked.

&gt;commits to 5 separate actions to protect her child from abduction &gt;votes for unlimited migrant demon worshiping degenerates to flood the country

Unironically more accurate to the original than the “remake”—

Like it or not this is what high functioning autism looks like

When you see someone saying Dinosaurs had feathers-

Woah. Calm down buddy. Take a chill pill man. Guy you gotta relax some. Quit acting like a woman 😮‍💨

&gt;nobody : &gt;johnny somali and his Korean jailer :

“Dude! Check out this Netflix One Piece clip! It’s amazing!” The Clip -

It’s because he made fun of Hasan Piker.

“Saar how I am being mogged by the roach king Saar!?” “I’d give you an answer but then I’d get in trouble.” 😮‍💨

This was a parody of right wing conspiracy theories in 2014. But it turns out. The vast majority of those “theories” were true.

>some gay people who bought a baby wanted to abort it over a cleft palette >cleft palettes are easily fixed through surgery once a child turns 5 >meaning they gay dudes wanted a attractive baby

>”communist” politicians the second they get their hands on the levers of power

>trying to reboot Ali G in 2026 The people he’s parodying don’t even exist anymore.

Check out these physics that are checks notes, 15 years old.

>the us is the first country in history to host an international soccer game and bomb the team’s country who’s competing

>Palworld since they keep winning lawsuits against Nintendo

>really enjoy a YouTuber and their content >”oh based an unboxing video” >painted fingernails

>the “landings” the US will co-ordinate

>canadians telling you about gay people

>women talking in videogames Nope.

>the Malaysian prime minister is kicking the Jews out of his country We gonna see that scene from Zoolander IRL

>spend 10 hours struggling through a giant castle full of tough bosses and monsters >take elevator >it drops you off perfectly at your base with no load screens It was peak.

>someone from “south east Asia” upset that Americans don’t like child marriage

>indian >couldnt tell it was feces Fuck they really cooked.

>commits to 5 separate actions to protect her child from abduction >votes for unlimited migrant demon worshiping degenerates to flood the country

>nobody : >johnny somali and his Korean jailer :