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Postie played it off but he’s buzzing with that 😂

Postie played it off but he’s buzzing with that 😂

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fuck yer insta pic 😂😂

fuck yer insta pic 😂😂

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best voice break av seen 😂😂

best voice break av seen 😂😂

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There’s far too much going on in this 😂😂

There’s far too much going on in this 😂😂

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think of the players Scotland would have if it wasn’t for the drink

think of the players Scotland would have if it wasn’t for the drink

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there goes ur teeth 😂😂

there goes ur teeth 😂😂

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Amazing 😂😂

Amazing 😂😂

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No way 😂😂

No way 😂😂

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a wee tap on the shoulder

a wee tap on the shoulder

644,369 views

the walls done him there 😂

the walls done him there 😂

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What a performance 😂😂

What a performance 😂😂

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how do come back from this 😂😂

how do come back from this 😂😂

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it’s me ya daft cunt 😂

it’s me ya daft cunt 😂

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Guarantee ye a don’t go down 😂😂

Guarantee ye a don’t go down 😂😂

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JOHN BE CAREFUL 😂😂

JOHN BE CAREFUL 😂😂

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oh ya cunt that’s a slice a ham 😂

oh ya cunt that’s a slice a ham 😂

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When the bouncer is checking your ID

When the bouncer is checking your ID

348,334 views

The new James Bond looks shite

The new James Bond looks shite

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that’s nae a bonk machine 😂😂

that’s nae a bonk machine 😂😂

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Boom Boom Boom Boom

Boom Boom Boom Boom

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that tastes like JD 😂😂

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Shagger all day long 😂

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this is amazing man 😂😂

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fucking sick pay 😂😂

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Scottish fans take over German TV 😂😂 wait till the end! 😂
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People Make Glasgow 😂

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DON’T SAY THAT 😂😂

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who farted man 😂😂

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Absolute tune 😂

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