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Simon Patterson

@denkmit • 110,592 subscribers

Lives in a van and chases motorbikes around the world for fun and beer money. Freelance MotoGP journalist. Opinionated.

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TT is wild. But TT sidecars? A whole other thing!

TT is wild. But TT sidecars? A whole other thing!

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Nope. Nope nope nope.

Nope. Nope nope nope.

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MotoGP bikes on city streets. FUCK. YES.

MotoGP bikes on city streets. FUCK. YES.

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Would imagine the stewards will be having a look at that…

Would imagine the stewards will be having a look at that…

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Should be a three-place grid penalty for Marc Marquez. Cruising on the racing line, then cut across the path of a much faster Pedro Acosta

Should be a three-place grid penalty for Marc Marquez. Cruising on the racing line, then cut across the path of a much faster Pedro Acosta

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And Channing Tatum on set in parc ferme

And Channing Tatum on set in parc ferme

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JORGE MARTIN WILL REPLACE ALEIX ESPARGARO AT APRILIA FOR 2025

JORGE MARTIN WILL REPLACE ALEIX ESPARGARO AT APRILIA FOR 2025

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In a world of strange penalties, this might be a new winner. Mallory, the rider who was taken out, was given a long lap penalty for this…

In a world of strange penalties, this might be a new winner. Mallory, the rider who was taken out, was given a long lap penalty for this…

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The V4 Yamaha lives!

The V4 Yamaha lives!

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As if he wasn’t cool enough before, Pedro also drives a van. Just like all the cool kids in MotoGP 😎😂

As if he wasn’t cool enough before, Pedro also drives a van. Just like all the cool kids in MotoGP 😎😂

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Five minutes until the sprint starts 🙃

Five minutes until the sprint starts 🙃

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Hey Siri, what does chatter *look* like?

Hey Siri, what does chatter look like?

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Holy shit. I’ve seen some things at road racing, but… my god. And incredibly, he walked away with bruised ribs.

Holy shit. I’ve seen some things at road racing, but… my god. And incredibly, he walked away with bruised ribs.

Simon Patterson

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Turkish fans: no one has ever done anything like this to a title rival on the final day of a championship before MotoE: hold my beer 😂😂😂

Turkish fans: no one has ever done anything like this to a title rival on the final day of a championship before MotoE: hold my beer 😂😂😂

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The 435 finally got to her homeland: onto the Autobahn 😎 Cruising at 155mph

The 435 finally got to her homeland: onto the Autobahn 😎 Cruising at 155mph

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First ever crash, and… exactly as expected, the bike ends up back on the racing line

First ever crash, and… exactly as expected, the bike ends up back on the racing line

Simon Patterson

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Air defence working in Assen 😆

Air defence working in Assen 😆

Simon Patterson

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ONCE AGAIN, the British Superbike Championship title is decided in the final corner of the season 👏

ONCE AGAIN, the British Superbike Championship title is decided in the final corner of the season 👏

Simon Patterson

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Evening practice at the K Tree last night

Evening practice at the K Tree last night

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Hang it in the Louvre 🤌

Hang it in the Louvre 🤌

Simon Patterson

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This is the most relevant piece of MotoGP technology to hit the consumer market in years

This is the most relevant piece of MotoGP technology to hit the consumer market in years

Simon Patterson

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Completely as expected, Marc Marquez will remain with Ducati in 2027 and 2028

Completely as expected, Marc Marquez will remain with Ducati in 2027 and 2028

Simon Patterson

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Things road racing doesn’t have: track limits 🤣

Things road racing doesn’t have: track limits 🤣

Simon Patterson

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THIS IS ROAD RACING 🤩🤩

THIS IS ROAD RACING 🤩🤩

Simon Patterson

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Don’t need more reasons to come to Motegi, but surely one of the best is that they’ve just fired up Vale’s V5 outside the museum 🤩

Don’t need more reasons to come to Motegi, but surely one of the best is that they’ve just fired up Vale’s V5 outside the museum 🤩

Simon Patterson

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It’s fucking WILD that you can just… drive a bit outside London and watch bombs being loaded onto strategic bombers heading to kill people in Iran 🤯

It’s fucking WILD that you can just… drive a bit outside London and watch bombs being loaded onto strategic bombers heading to kill people in Iran 🤯

Simon Patterson

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This afternoon: probably the most sought after spot on the TT course - Barregarrow (top and bottom)

This afternoon: probably the most sought after spot on the TT course - Barregarrow (top and bottom)

Simon Patterson

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And we’re only three months and three races into 2025!

And we’re only three months and three races into 2025!

Simon Patterson

101,175 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Jake Dixon REALLY needs to ditch the Conor McGregor victory celebration. McGregor is a rapist and a scumbag

Jake Dixon REALLY needs to ditch the Conor McGregor victory celebration. McGregor is a rapist and a scumbag

Simon Patterson

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Who’s going to win the 2026 Moto3 title, featuring all the MotoGP grid!

Who’s going to win the 2026 Moto3 title, featuring all the MotoGP grid!

Simon Patterson

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Things that only happen at TT. A disaster for Michael, but one that’ll just add to the story when he wins more this week

Things that only happen at TT. A disaster for Michael, but one that’ll just add to the story when he wins more this week

Simon Patterson

119,761 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren