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Simon Patterson

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Lives in a van and chases motorbikes around the world for fun and beer money. Freelance MotoGP journalist. Opinionated.

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TT is wild. But TT sidecars? A whole other thing!

TT is wild. But TT sidecars? A whole other thing!

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Nope. Nope nope nope.

Nope. Nope nope nope.

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MotoGP bikes on city streets. FUCK. YES.

MotoGP bikes on city streets. FUCK. YES.

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Would imagine the stewards will be having a look at that…

Would imagine the stewards will be having a look at that…

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Should be a three-place grid penalty for Marc Marquez. Cruising on the racing line, then cut across the path of a much faster Pedro Acosta

Should be a three-place grid penalty for Marc Marquez. Cruising on the racing line, then cut across the path of a much faster Pedro Acosta

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And Channing Tatum on set in parc ferme

And Channing Tatum on set in parc ferme

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JORGE MARTIN WILL REPLACE ALEIX ESPARGARO AT APRILIA FOR 2025

JORGE MARTIN WILL REPLACE ALEIX ESPARGARO AT APRILIA FOR 2025

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In a world of strange penalties, this might be a new winner. Mallory, the rider who was taken out, was given a long lap penalty for this…

In a world of strange penalties, this might be a new winner. Mallory, the rider who was taken out, was given a long lap penalty for this…

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The V4 Yamaha lives!

The V4 Yamaha lives!

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As if he wasn’t cool enough before, Pedro also drives a van. Just like all the cool kids in MotoGP 😎😂

As if he wasn’t cool enough before, Pedro also drives a van. Just like all the cool kids in MotoGP 😎😂

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Five minutes until the sprint starts 🙃

Five minutes until the sprint starts 🙃

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Hey Siri, what does chatter *look* like?

Hey Siri, what does chatter *look* like?

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Holy shit. I’ve seen some things at road racing, but… my god. And incredibly, he walked away with bruised ribs.
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Holy shit. I’ve seen some things at road racing, but… my god. And incredibly, he walked away with bruised ribs.

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Turkish fans: no one has ever done anything like this to a title rival on the final day of a championship before MotoE: hold my beer 😂😂😂
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Turkish fans: no one has ever done anything like this to a title rival on the final day of a championship before MotoE: hold my beer 😂😂😂

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The 435 finally got to her homeland: onto the Autobahn 😎 Cruising at 155mph
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The 435 finally got to her homeland: onto the Autobahn 😎 Cruising at 155mph

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First ever crash, and… exactly as expected, the bike ends up back on the racing line
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First ever crash, and… exactly as expected, the bike ends up back on the racing line

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Air defence working in Assen 😆
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Air defence working in Assen 😆

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ONCE AGAIN, the British Superbike Championship title is decided in the final corner of the season 👏
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ONCE AGAIN, the British Superbike Championship title is decided in the final corner of the season 👏

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Evening practice at the K Tree last night
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Evening practice at the K Tree last night

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Hang it in the Louvre 🤌
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Hang it in the Louvre 🤌

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This is the most relevant piece of MotoGP technology to hit the consumer market in years
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This is the most relevant piece of MotoGP technology to hit the consumer market in years

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Completely as expected, Marc Marquez will remain with Ducati in 2027 and 2028
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Completely as expected, Marc Marquez will remain with Ducati in 2027 and 2028

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Things road racing doesn’t have: track limits 🤣
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Things road racing doesn’t have: track limits 🤣

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THIS IS ROAD RACING 🤩🤩
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THIS IS ROAD RACING 🤩🤩

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Don’t need more reasons to come to Motegi, but surely one of the best is that they’ve just fired up Vale’s V5 outside the museum 🤩
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Don’t need more reasons to come to Motegi, but surely one of the best is that they’ve just fired up Vale’s V5 outside the museum 🤩

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It’s fucking WILD that you can just… drive a bit outside London and watch bombs being loaded onto strategic bombers heading to kill people in Iran 🤯
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It’s fucking WILD that you can just… drive a bit outside London and watch bombs being loaded onto strategic bombers heading to kill people in Iran 🤯

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And we’re only three months and three races into 2025!
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And we’re only three months and three races into 2025!

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This afternoon: probably the most sought after spot on the TT course - Barregarrow (top and bottom)
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This afternoon: probably the most sought after spot on the TT course - Barregarrow (top and bottom)

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Jake Dixon REALLY needs to ditch the Conor McGregor victory celebration. McGregor is a rapist and a scumbag
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Jake Dixon REALLY needs to ditch the Conor McGregor victory celebration. McGregor is a rapist and a scumbag

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Who’s going to win the 2026 Moto3 title, featuring all the MotoGP grid!
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Who’s going to win the 2026 Moto3 title, featuring all the MotoGP grid!

Simon Patterson

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Things that only happen at TT. A disaster for Michael, but one that’ll just add to the story when he wins more this week
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Things that only happen at TT. A disaster for Michael, but one that’ll just add to the story when he wins more this week

Simon Patterson

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