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Being Born in Kilifi is one Thing, Making it out Alive is Another...

Being Born in Kilifi is one Thing, Making it out Alive is Another...

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Now this is the Freedom I want 🔥💯

Now this is the Freedom I want 🔥💯

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When it comes to Behaviour, There is a Very Big Difference Between Boda Riders Using Electric Bikes and these Other Ones,I swear They Behave Differently 😁💯

When it comes to Behaviour, There is a Very Big Difference Between Boda Riders Using Electric Bikes and these Other Ones,I swear They Behave Differently 😁💯

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What I know is if they Arrest Jemo,These Skits Zitajaa Tiktok na X.

What I know is if they Arrest Jemo,These Skits Zitajaa Tiktok na X.

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They Have Finally Informed Somalis that Social Media is Paying, We are Cooked Guys 😂😂🔥🔥

They Have Finally Informed Somalis that Social Media is Paying, We are Cooked Guys 😂😂🔥🔥

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Alot of Things Will Take Place On The Eve Of Omwami Sifunas Inauguration, Itakua Ni Sherehe Kubwa Sana,Ata Siwezi Ongea Mengi, Thank you Very Important.

Alot of Things Will Take Place On The Eve Of Omwami Sifunas Inauguration, Itakua Ni Sherehe Kubwa Sana,Ata Siwezi Ongea Mengi, Thank you Very Important.

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How Many of You Ladies Have been to a Chiropractor?

How Many of You Ladies Have been to a Chiropractor?

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The Lady in White should Avoid Getting out of Filter Range Next time.

The Lady in White should Avoid Getting out of Filter Range Next time.

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This Is the Life I want to Live 🔥🔥🔥

This Is the Life I want to Live 🔥🔥🔥

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Now I understand why women Live Longer ,WTF.

Now I understand why women Live Longer ,WTF.

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This one is the G.O.A.T🔥🔥🔥

This one is the G.O.A.T🔥🔥🔥

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This is How Comrades Make their money Then Criminal Ruto taxes Everything 🥺

This is How Comrades Make their money Then Criminal Ruto taxes Everything 🥺

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CONFIRMED:When Junet Mohamed was Giving His Submissions A voice could clearly be Heard telling him "Harakisha Kuongea Tupigie Ruto 🤬

CONFIRMED:When Junet Mohamed was Giving His Submissions A voice could clearly be Heard telling him "Harakisha Kuongea Tupigie Ruto 🤬

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Mbwa Nation,

Mbwa Nation,

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Nothing is normal in this Country I swear.

Nothing is normal in this Country I swear.

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Are Muslims Deliberately shouting WANTAM in their prayers?

Are Muslims Deliberately shouting WANTAM in their prayers?

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Americans Keeps Giving African Politicians Aid thinking Africans are starving.

Americans Keeps Giving African Politicians Aid thinking Africans are starving.

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CONFIRMED:Criminal President of Kenya Ruto Was Chased Away By Comrades in Makueni as He tried to Imitate Riggy G Slogan "Haraaambee" Ruto shouted Haraaambe,And Comrades responded in Unison WANTAM.

CONFIRMED:Criminal President of Kenya Ruto Was Chased Away By Comrades in Makueni as He tried to Imitate Riggy G Slogan "Haraaambee" Ruto shouted Haraaambe,And Comrades responded in Unison WANTAM.

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CONFIRMED:Fearless Gen Zs Confront Ruto and Tell me to Stop Making noise or they Call NEMA.

CONFIRMED:Fearless Gen Zs Confront Ruto and Tell me to Stop Making noise or they Call NEMA.

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Why is it that They don't usually Invite Riggy G to Jubilee Events,Esp those that Peter munya is attending?

Why is it that They don't usually Invite Riggy G to Jubilee Events,Esp those that Peter munya is attending?

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As At 11:30 ,The People of Olkalou were Still Celebrating and Making Merry.

As At 11:30 ,The People of Olkalou were Still Celebrating and Making Merry.

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Comrades In Ol Kalou Have now Sacrificed A Ram Named Ruto As A Symbol of the Imminent Victory in Olkalou.The Thug From Sugoi is Getting Cooked as We Speak.

Comrades In Ol Kalou Have now Sacrificed A Ram Named Ruto As A Symbol of the Imminent Victory in Olkalou.The Thug From Sugoi is Getting Cooked as We Speak.

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Wamunyoro is now a Bèehive of Activities.

Wamunyoro is now a Bèehive of Activities.

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CONFIRMED:The Goons that Attacked Omwami Sifuna in Keumbu were told to do So by Kipchumba Murkomen, Senator Cherargei Has now said Murkomen Uses Goons to Hide His Incompetence.

CONFIRMED:The Goons that Attacked Omwami Sifuna in Keumbu were told to do So by Kipchumba Murkomen, Senator Cherargei Has now said Murkomen Uses Goons to Hide His Incompetence.

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How Is Irungu Kangata Able to Smell Shit this Early, This Motherfvcker Always Finds Himself at the Right Place at the Right Time.

How Is Irungu Kangata Able to Smell Shit this Early, This Motherfvcker Always Finds Himself at the Right Place at the Right Time.

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They Told Me Richard Onyonka Dated Ruth Odinga Those days when the Odingas Had PAWA, Question, Onyonka ni Ngeli Ako Nayo Ama Ni Hela?

They Told Me Richard Onyonka Dated Ruth Odinga Those days when the Odingas Had PAWA, Question, Onyonka ni Ngeli Ako Nayo Ama Ni Hela?

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CONFIRMED:President Uhuru Kenyatta Has Arrived at the Kiambu Golf course for a Delegates Meeting.

CONFIRMED:President Uhuru Kenyatta Has Arrived at the Kiambu Golf course for a Delegates Meeting.

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Yesterday I was in Kahuro in Muranga County, A Village Called Gatuya, They Don't Use Plates there and Their Explanation was A Little Gibberish.

Yesterday I was in Kahuro in Muranga County, A Village Called Gatuya, They Don't Use Plates there and Their Explanation was A Little Gibberish.

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I was in Muranga and they Don't Plant Maize Huko,They Plant Something they Call Thaara and I didn't understand the Logic.

I was in Muranga and they Don't Plant Maize Huko,They Plant Something they Call Thaara and I didn't understand the Logic.

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Inside Pastor Kanyaris Church in Nairobi, This Motherfvcker is a Free Soul I Swear 😁😁😁🔥

Inside Pastor Kanyaris Church in Nairobi, This Motherfvcker is a Free Soul I Swear 😁😁😁🔥

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CONFIRMED:Whatever Is Being Crafted by Uhuru is Enough to Cook Ruto.

CONFIRMED:Whatever Is Being Crafted by Uhuru is Enough to Cook Ruto.

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Cassypool Anajua Kuishi Mjini.

Cassypool Anajua Kuishi Mjini.

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You want to Tell Me 2011 was Such a Long time?Because Half of the people in this Video are Dead...

You want to Tell Me 2011 was Such a Long time?Because Half of the people in this Video are Dead...

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CONFIRMED:Mt Kenya Billionaires Have Agreed to Support Omwami Sifuna, We Can All Agree that the 2027 Elections Will Be The Most Expensive in the History Of Kenya,These Mt Kenya Billionaires Don't Usually Put Their Money If They Don't Believe You Are Going to Win,Two Days Ago All Mulembe Leaders Except Didmus Baraza and Salasya Unanimously Endorsed Omwami Sifuna, In My Considered Opinion, the Tag #SisiNdioSifuna Is Rightly Placed Because Every Single Motherfvcker is Rooting for Omwami Sifuna.

CONFIRMED:Mt Kenya Billionaires Have Agreed to Support Omwami Sifuna, We Can All Agree that the 2027 Elections Will Be The Most Expensive in the History Of Kenya,These Mt Kenya Billionaires Don't Usually Put Their Money If They Don't Believe You Are Going to Win,Two Days Ago All Mulembe Leaders Except Didmus Baraza and Salasya Unanimously Endorsed Omwami Sifuna, In My Considered Opinion, the Tag #SisiNdioSifuna Is Rightly Placed Because Every Single Motherfvcker is Rooting for Omwami Sifuna.

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CONFIRMED:Marion Naipei Aka Jelly Cat Is Back at Pastor Kanyaris Church, They Have Reconciled.

CONFIRMED:Marion Naipei Aka Jelly Cat Is Back at Pastor Kanyaris Church, They Have Reconciled.

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CONFIRMED:Kenyan Gen Z Pilot Lands a Plane at Heathrow Airport even as Tower warns About Crosswinds, The World should know Gen Zs Give Instructions not the Other way Round 😁😁😃

CONFIRMED:Kenyan Gen Z Pilot Lands a Plane at Heathrow Airport even as Tower warns About Crosswinds, The World should know Gen Zs Give Instructions not the Other way Round 😁😁😃

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Wakurino Will Do Skating Drills Up the Wazoo But Going to Hospital when Sick is where they Draw the line 😁

Wakurino Will Do Skating Drills Up the Wazoo But Going to Hospital when Sick is where they Draw the line 😁

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Who Is This Motherfvcker 😁😁😁😁🚮

Who Is This Motherfvcker 😁😁😁😁🚮

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You Guys Usually Complain About Mombasa Cats But Have you ever Met Cats From Kitui?Haha.

You Guys Usually Complain About Mombasa Cats But Have you ever Met Cats From Kitui?Haha.

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CONFIRMED:The Keumbu Traders who Pelted Omwami Sifuna with Stones are Now Begging for Mercy Complaining that Business Has been down since that Shameful Act,Comrades Have Blatantly Boycotted their Businesses.

CONFIRMED:The Keumbu Traders who Pelted Omwami Sifuna with Stones are Now Begging for Mercy Complaining that Business Has been down since that Shameful Act,Comrades Have Blatantly Boycotted their Businesses.

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