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Am Sure Even the Wright Brothers are Dumbfounded 😁

Am Sure Even the Wright Brothers are Dumbfounded 😁

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President Edwin Sifuna ,The Newly Elected President of Kenya Makes His way to the Talanta Stadium for Inauguration, 🔥

President Edwin Sifuna ,The Newly Elected President of Kenya Makes His way to the Talanta Stadium for Inauguration, 🔥

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Lamu County Should be dissolved 😁

Lamu County Should be dissolved 😁

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Being Born in Kilifi is one Thing, Making it out Alive is Another...

Being Born in Kilifi is one Thing, Making it out Alive is Another...

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Now this is the Freedom I want 🔥💯

Now this is the Freedom I want 🔥💯

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The Gospel Of Omwami Sifuna Has Finally Landed In Satafrika #ChamaniSifuna .

The Gospel Of Omwami Sifuna Has Finally Landed In Satafrika #ChamaniSifuna .

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Babu Owino is the Pilot,Tumeingia Homabay like Prime Pablo 😁🔥🔥#HomaBayNiSifuna.

Babu Owino is the Pilot,Tumeingia Homabay like Prime Pablo 😁🔥🔥#HomaBayNiSifuna.

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Gladys Wanga Thought Getting Fucked By Criminal Ruto Will Automatically Make Her Deputy President, She Has Been Cooked.

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Gladys Wanga Thought Getting Fucked By Criminal Ruto Will Automatically Make Her Deputy President, She Has Been Cooked.

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What I know is if they Arrest Jemo,These Skits Zitajaa Tiktok na X.

What I know is if they Arrest Jemo,These Skits Zitajaa Tiktok na X.

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They Have Finally Informed Somalis that Social Media is Paying, We are Cooked Guys 😂😂🔥🔥

They Have Finally Informed Somalis that Social Media is Paying, We are Cooked Guys 😂😂🔥🔥

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Just Like The Toyota Ad,The Person Infront of You is A Sifuna. #SisiNdioSifuna.

Just Like The Toyota Ad,The Person Infront of You is A Sifuna. #SisiNdioSifuna.

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Alot of Things Will Take Place On The Eve Of Omwami Sifunas Inauguration, Itakua Ni Sherehe Kubwa Sana,Ata Siwezi Ongea Mengi, Thank you Very Important.

Alot of Things Will Take Place On The Eve Of Omwami Sifunas Inauguration, Itakua Ni Sherehe Kubwa Sana,Ata Siwezi Ongea Mengi, Thank you Very Important.

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When it comes to Behaviour, There is a Very Big Difference Between Boda Riders Using Electric Bikes and these Other Ones,I swear They Behave Differently 😁💯

When it comes to Behaviour, There is a Very Big Difference Between Boda Riders Using Electric Bikes and these Other Ones,I swear They Behave Differently 😁💯

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The Lady in White should Avoid Getting out of Filter Range Next time.

The Lady in White should Avoid Getting out of Filter Range Next time.

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There is No President in the Whole World who Has Ever Ordered His Citizens to Be Shot, This Imbecile is the First.

There is No President in the Whole World who Has Ever Ordered His Citizens to Be Shot, This Imbecile is the First.

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For The Longest Time ,Comrades where Looking And Scouting for their Own Presidential Candidate,A Number of times we missed it before Finally Settling on Omwami Edwin Sifuna and the Rest is History, Today We Cook For Omwami Sifuna #SisiNdioSifuna

For The Longest Time ,Comrades where Looking And Scouting for their Own Presidential Candidate,A Number of times we missed it before Finally Settling on Omwami Edwin Sifuna and the Rest is History, Today We Cook For Omwami Sifuna #SisiNdioSifuna

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CONFIRMED:A Drunk Kenya Police Officer Captured By Comrades Controlling Traffic in Nairobi.

CONFIRMED:A Drunk Kenya Police Officer Captured By Comrades Controlling Traffic in Nairobi.

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This Is the Life I want to Live 🔥🔥🔥

This Is the Life I want to Live 🔥🔥🔥

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This one is the G.O.A.T🔥🔥🔥

This one is the G.O.A.T🔥🔥🔥

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Now I understand why women Live Longer ,WTF.

Now I understand why women Live Longer ,WTF.

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Sometimes I think These Motherfvckers who were Raised with money Up the Wazoo Gained Enough Confidence to Face Life,

Sometimes I think These Motherfvckers who were Raised with money Up the Wazoo Gained Enough Confidence to Face Life,

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Criminal Ruto Has Blatantly Refused to give us A Public Holiday Despite His Close Ally Wicknell Chivayo Showing him the way ,Ipo Siku ☹️🚮

Criminal Ruto Has Blatantly Refused to give us A Public Holiday Despite His Close Ally Wicknell Chivayo Showing him the way ,Ipo Siku ☹️🚮

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One Herd,One Future 😂

One Herd,One Future 😂

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CONFIRMED:Ruto is Giving Soipan Tuya All the Comfort and Luxury she needs in this world Mamae,Question, is she The First Lady now or is she a Concubine or are they Just Besty Besty Chubwi?

CONFIRMED:Ruto is Giving Soipan Tuya All the Comfort and Luxury she needs in this world Mamae,Question, is she The First Lady now or is she a Concubine or are they Just Besty Besty Chubwi?

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CONFIRMED:Kenyan Gen Z Pilot Lands a Plane at Heathrow Airport even as Tower warns About Crosswinds, The World should know Gen Zs Give Instructions not the Other way Round 😁😁😃

CONFIRMED:Kenyan Gen Z Pilot Lands a Plane at Heathrow Airport even as Tower warns About Crosswinds, The World should know Gen Zs Give Instructions not the Other way Round 😁😁😃

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As Days Go by,Now I understand Why Omwami Sifuna said,"Nikigeuka Ntawakuta Kweli" .🥹

As Days Go by,Now I understand Why Omwami Sifuna said,"Nikigeuka Ntawakuta Kweli" .🥹

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CONFIRMED:SGR is fully booked till 24th this Month,Kwani Mnatoa wapi Pesa wakuu 😳😳

CONFIRMED:SGR is fully booked till 24th this Month,Kwani Mnatoa wapi Pesa wakuu 😳😳

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Akiyaaauuu, This Has Never Been Seen in The History Of Kenyan Politics #SisiNdioSifuna.

Akiyaaauuu, This Has Never Been Seen in The History Of Kenyan Politics #SisiNdioSifuna.

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How Is Irungu Kangata Able to Smell Shit this Early, This Motherfvcker Always Finds Himself at the Right Place at the Right Time.

How Is Irungu Kangata Able to Smell Shit this Early, This Motherfvcker Always Finds Himself at the Right Place at the Right Time.

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CONFIRMED:The Goons that Attacked Omwami Sifuna in Keumbu were told to do So by Kipchumba Murkomen, Senator Cherargei Has now said Murkomen Uses Goons to Hide His Incompetence.

CONFIRMED:The Goons that Attacked Omwami Sifuna in Keumbu were told to do So by Kipchumba Murkomen, Senator Cherargei Has now said Murkomen Uses Goons to Hide His Incompetence.

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This Shit Happens Everywhere in this world kumbe 😁😁🔥

This Shit Happens Everywhere in this world kumbe 😁😁🔥

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CONFIRMED:The Year is 2006,Criminal Ruto and His criminal Buddy Uhuru Kenyatta Led a Protest at Office of the Registra of Political Parties ORPPKenya because they refused to Register their Party, 20 Years Later Criminal Ruto is President and Is Using Registra of Political Parties to Frustrate Omwami Edwin Sifuna From Registering Linda Mwananchi, I Hope When we call For A Countrywide Protest Criminal Ruto Wont Use His Usual Guns on Us.

CONFIRMED:The Year is 2006,Criminal Ruto and His criminal Buddy Uhuru Kenyatta Led a Protest at Office of the Registra of Political Parties ORPPKenya because they refused to Register their Party, 20 Years Later Criminal Ruto is President and Is Using Registra of Political Parties to Frustrate Omwami Edwin Sifuna From Registering Linda Mwananchi, I Hope When we call For A Countrywide Protest Criminal Ruto Wont Use His Usual Guns on Us.

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CONFIRMED:Whatever Is Being Crafted by Uhuru is Enough to Cook Ruto.

CONFIRMED:Whatever Is Being Crafted by Uhuru is Enough to Cook Ruto.

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As At 11:30 ,The People of Olkalou were Still Celebrating and Making Merry.

As At 11:30 ,The People of Olkalou were Still Celebrating and Making Merry.

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Meru is Bigger than Life itself 🔥

Meru is Bigger than Life itself 🔥

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Tawe In The Heart Of CBD is the Last Thing I Expected mamae,thank you Commando 😁🔥

Tawe In The Heart Of CBD is the Last Thing I Expected mamae,thank you Commando 😁🔥

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For the first time in the History of Kenya, the kenyan Youths are now involved in Politics, the Politicians are stunned.

For the first time in the History of Kenya, the kenyan Youths are now involved in Politics, the Politicians are stunned.

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Inside Pastor Kanyaris Church in Nairobi, This Motherfvcker is a Free Soul I Swear 😁😁😁🔥

Inside Pastor Kanyaris Church in Nairobi, This Motherfvcker is a Free Soul I Swear 😁😁😁🔥

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Comrades In Ol Kalou Have now Sacrificed A Ram Named Ruto As A Symbol of the Imminent Victory in Olkalou.The Thug From Sugoi is Getting Cooked as We Speak.

Comrades In Ol Kalou Have now Sacrificed A Ram Named Ruto As A Symbol of the Imminent Victory in Olkalou.The Thug From Sugoi is Getting Cooked as We Speak.

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Akiyaaauuu, Yesterday People where Coming from All DirectionI Counted Exactly 21M 🔥

Akiyaaauuu, Yesterday People where Coming from All DirectionI Counted Exactly 21M 🔥

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