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Am Sure Even the Wright Brothers are Dumbfounded 😁

Am Sure Even the Wright Brothers are Dumbfounded 😁

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President Edwin Sifuna ,The Newly Elected President of Kenya Makes His way to the Talanta Stadium for Inauguration, 🔥

President Edwin Sifuna ,The Newly Elected President of Kenya Makes His way to the Talanta Stadium for Inauguration, 🔥

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Lamu County Should be dissolved 😁

Lamu County Should be dissolved 😁

46,712 views

Being Born in Kilifi is one Thing, Making it out Alive is Another...

Being Born in Kilifi is one Thing, Making it out Alive is Another...

203,054 views

Now this is the Freedom I want 🔥💯

Now this is the Freedom I want 🔥💯

285,997 views

The Gospel Of Omwami Sifuna Has Finally Landed In Satafrika #ChamaniSifuna .

The Gospel Of Omwami Sifuna Has Finally Landed In Satafrika #ChamaniSifuna .

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Babu Owino is the Pilot,Tumeingia Homabay like Prime Pablo 😁🔥🔥#HomaBayNiSifuna.

Babu Owino is the Pilot,Tumeingia Homabay like Prime Pablo 😁🔥🔥#HomaBayNiSifuna.

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Gladys Wanga Thought Getting Fucked By Criminal Ruto Will Automatically Make Her Deputy President, She Has Been Cooked.

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Gladys Wanga Thought Getting Fucked By Criminal Ruto Will Automatically Make Her Deputy President, She Has Been Cooked.

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What I know is if they Arrest Jemo,These Skits Zitajaa Tiktok na X.

What I know is if they Arrest Jemo,These Skits Zitajaa Tiktok na X.

117,552 views

They Have Finally Informed Somalis that Social Media is Paying, We are Cooked Guys 😂😂🔥🔥

They Have Finally Informed Somalis that Social Media is Paying, We are Cooked Guys 😂😂🔥🔥

64,090 views

Just Like The Toyota Ad,The Person Infront of You is A Sifuna. #SisiNdioSifuna.

Just Like The Toyota Ad,The Person Infront of You is A Sifuna. #SisiNdioSifuna.

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Alot of Things Will Take Place On The Eve Of Omwami Sifunas Inauguration, Itakua Ni Sherehe Kubwa Sana,Ata Siwezi Ongea Mengi, Thank you Very Important.

Alot of Things Will Take Place On The Eve Of Omwami Sifunas Inauguration, Itakua Ni Sherehe Kubwa Sana,Ata Siwezi Ongea Mengi, Thank you Very Important.

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When it comes to Behaviour, There is a Very Big Difference Between Boda Riders Using Electric Bikes and these Other Ones,I swear They Behave Differently 😁💯

When it comes to Behaviour, There is a Very Big Difference Between Boda Riders Using Electric Bikes and these Other Ones,I swear They Behave Differently 😁💯

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The Lady in White should Avoid Getting out of Filter Range Next time.

The Lady in White should Avoid Getting out of Filter Range Next time.

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There is No President in the Whole World who Has Ever Ordered His Citizens to Be Shot, This Imbecile is the First.

There is No President in the Whole World who Has Ever Ordered His Citizens to Be Shot, This Imbecile is the First.

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For The Longest Time ,Comrades where Looking And Scouting for their Own Presidential Candidate,A Number of times we missed it before Finally Settling on Omwami Edwin Sifuna and the Rest is History, Today We Cook For Omwami Sifuna #SisiNdioSifuna

For The Longest Time ,Comrades where Looking And Scouting for their Own Presidential Candidate,A Number of times we missed it before Finally Settling on Omwami Edwin Sifuna and the Rest is History, Today We Cook For Omwami Sifuna #SisiNdioSifuna

21,396 views

CONFIRMED:A Drunk Kenya Police Officer Captured By Comrades Controlling Traffic in Nairobi.

CONFIRMED:A Drunk Kenya Police Officer Captured By Comrades Controlling Traffic in Nairobi.

19,958 views

This Is the Life I want to Live 🔥🔥🔥

This Is the Life I want to Live 🔥🔥🔥

21,372 views

This one is the G.O.A.T🔥🔥🔥

This one is the G.O.A.T🔥🔥🔥

21,749 views

Now I understand why women Live Longer ,WTF.

Now I understand why women Live Longer ,WTF.

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Sometimes I think These Motherfvckers who were Raised with money Up the Wazoo Gained Enough Confidence to Face Life,
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Sometimes I think These Motherfvckers who were Raised with money Up the Wazoo Gained Enough Confidence to Face Life,

Heisenberg

184,574 views • 7 days ago

Criminal Ruto Has Blatantly Refused to give us A Public Holiday Despite His Close Ally Wicknell Chivayo Showing him the way ,Ipo Siku ☹️🚮
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Criminal Ruto Has Blatantly Refused to give us A Public Holiday Despite His Close Ally Wicknell Chivayo Showing him the way ,Ipo Siku ☹️🚮

Heisenberg

393,266 views • 17 days ago

One Herd,One Future 😂
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One Herd,One Future 😂

Heisenberg

87,983 views • 5 days ago

CONFIRMED:Ruto is Giving Soipan Tuya All the Comfort and Luxury she needs in this world Mamae,Question, is she The First Lady now or is she a Concubine or are they Just Besty Besty Chubwi?
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CONFIRMED:Ruto is Giving Soipan Tuya All the Comfort and Luxury she needs in this world Mamae,Question, is she The First Lady now or is she a Concubine or are they Just Besty Besty Chubwi?

Heisenberg

246,783 views • 2 months ago

CONFIRMED:Kenyan Gen Z Pilot Lands a Plane at Heathrow Airport even as Tower warns About Crosswinds, The World should know Gen Zs Give Instructions not the Other way Round 😁😁😃
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CONFIRMED:Kenyan Gen Z Pilot Lands a Plane at Heathrow Airport even as Tower warns About Crosswinds, The World should know Gen Zs Give Instructions not the Other way Round 😁😁😃

Heisenberg

788,585 views • 8 months ago

As Days Go by,Now I understand Why Omwami Sifuna said,"Nikigeuka Ntawakuta Kweli" .🥹
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As Days Go by,Now I understand Why Omwami Sifuna said,"Nikigeuka Ntawakuta Kweli" .🥹

Heisenberg

88,183 views • 27 days ago

CONFIRMED:SGR is fully booked till 24th this Month,Kwani Mnatoa wapi Pesa wakuu 😳😳
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CONFIRMED:SGR is fully booked till 24th this Month,Kwani Mnatoa wapi Pesa wakuu 😳😳

Heisenberg

199,056 views • 2 months ago

Akiyaaauuu, This Has Never Been Seen in The History Of Kenyan Politics #SisiNdioSifuna.
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Akiyaaauuu, This Has Never Been Seen in The History Of Kenyan Politics #SisiNdioSifuna.

Heisenberg

123,688 views • 1 month ago

How Is Irungu Kangata Able to Smell Shit this Early, This Motherfvcker Always Finds Himself at the Right Place at the Right Time.
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How Is Irungu Kangata Able to Smell Shit this Early, This Motherfvcker Always Finds Himself at the Right Place at the Right Time.

Heisenberg

275,260 views • 3 months ago

CONFIRMED:The Goons that Attacked Omwami Sifuna in Keumbu were told to do So by Kipchumba Murkomen, Senator Cherargei Has now said Murkomen Uses Goons to Hide His Incompetence.
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CONFIRMED:The Goons that Attacked Omwami Sifuna in Keumbu were told to do So by Kipchumba Murkomen, Senator Cherargei Has now said Murkomen Uses Goons to Hide His Incompetence.

Heisenberg

239,948 views • 3 months ago

This Shit Happens Everywhere in this world kumbe 😁😁🔥
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This Shit Happens Everywhere in this world kumbe 😁😁🔥

Heisenberg

147,895 views • 2 months ago

CONFIRMED:The Year is 2006,Criminal Ruto and His criminal Buddy Uhuru Kenyatta Led a Protest at Office of the Registra of Political Parties ORPPKenya because they refused to Register their Party, 20 Years Later Criminal Ruto is President and Is Using Registra of Political Parties to Frustrate Omwami Edwin Sifuna From Registering Linda Mwananchi, I Hope When we call For A Countrywide Protest Criminal Ruto Wont Use His Usual Guns on Us.
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CONFIRMED:The Year is 2006,Criminal Ruto and His criminal Buddy Uhuru Kenyatta Led a Protest at Office of the Registra of Political Parties ORPPKenya because they refused to Register their Party, 20 Years Later Criminal Ruto is President and Is Using Registra of Political Parties to Frustrate Omwami Edwin Sifuna From Registering Linda Mwananchi, I Hope When we call For A Countrywide Protest Criminal Ruto Wont Use His Usual Guns on Us.

Heisenberg

155,156 views • 2 months ago

CONFIRMED:Whatever Is Being Crafted by Uhuru is Enough to Cook Ruto.
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CONFIRMED:Whatever Is Being Crafted by Uhuru is Enough to Cook Ruto.

Heisenberg

233,670 views • 4 months ago

As At 11:30 ,The People of Olkalou were Still Celebrating and Making Merry.
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As At 11:30 ,The People of Olkalou were Still Celebrating and Making Merry.

Heisenberg

148,777 views • 3 months ago

Meru is Bigger than Life itself 🔥
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Meru is Bigger than Life itself 🔥

Heisenberg

71,256 views • 1 month ago

Tawe In The Heart Of CBD is the Last Thing I Expected mamae,thank you Commando 😁🔥
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Tawe In The Heart Of CBD is the Last Thing I Expected mamae,thank you Commando 😁🔥

Heisenberg

46,809 views • 1 month ago

For the first time in the History of Kenya, the kenyan Youths are now involved in Politics, the Politicians are stunned.
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For the first time in the History of Kenya, the kenyan Youths are now involved in Politics, the Politicians are stunned.

Heisenberg

225,776 views • 6 months ago

Inside Pastor Kanyaris Church in Nairobi, This Motherfvcker is a Free Soul I Swear 😁😁😁🔥
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Inside Pastor Kanyaris Church in Nairobi, This Motherfvcker is a Free Soul I Swear 😁😁😁🔥

Heisenberg

112,161 views • 3 months ago

Comrades In Ol Kalou Have now Sacrificed A Ram Named Ruto As A Symbol of the Imminent Victory in Olkalou.The Thug From Sugoi is Getting Cooked as We Speak.
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Comrades In Ol Kalou Have now Sacrificed A Ram Named Ruto As A Symbol of the Imminent Victory in Olkalou.The Thug From Sugoi is Getting Cooked as We Speak.

Heisenberg

103,292 views • 3 months ago

Akiyaaauuu, Yesterday People where Coming from All DirectionI Counted Exactly 21M 🔥
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Akiyaaauuu, Yesterday People where Coming from All DirectionI Counted Exactly 21M 🔥

Heisenberg

39,845 views • 1 month ago