Elai

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Absolute cognitonuke This is the weakest that AI psyops will ever be, buckle up

Absolute cognitonuke This is the weakest that AI psyops will ever be, buckle up

6,730,287 views

This aesthetic was crystallized in this 2024 Super Bowl DoorDash ad, which I wrote at the time “envisions paradise as a suburban home packed to the rafters with Products”

This aesthetic was crystallized in this 2024 Super Bowl DoorDash ad, which I wrote at the time “envisions paradise as a suburban home packed to the rafters with Products”

34,854 views

Incredible things are happening on Viet internet

Incredible things are happening on Viet internet

695,836 views

“The woke DEI pronoun people just have degrees in gender studies they’ll never make anything” The median trans woman on the internet:

“The woke DEI pronoun people just have degrees in gender studies they’ll never make anything” The median trans woman on the internet:

705,371 views

Six likes on TikTok

Six likes on TikTok

1,205,089 views

Everyone here talks big game about becoming More Chinese but how many regional accents can you speak in really?

Everyone here talks big game about becoming More Chinese but how many regional accents can you speak in really?

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This is such cool technique

This is such cool technique

5,210,807 views • 2 months ago

This is the funniest shit I ever heard I need all the clankers to talk like this

This is the funniest shit I ever heard I need all the clankers to talk like this

1,194,607 views • 2 months ago

Incredible things are happening in China

Incredible things are happening in China

5,166,745 views • 1 year ago

We must become more Chinese

We must become more Chinese

4,133,175 views • 1 year ago

Poor guy bikepacking through Iran when the shit popped off and is now trying to evade the police who would probably arrest him on sight on suspicion of spying

Poor guy bikepacking through Iran when the shit popped off and is now trying to evade the police who would probably arrest him on sight on suspicion of spying

5,224,724 views • 1 year ago

Lmao would anyone even notice this in SF? I want to hear more about wireflow honestly…

Lmao would anyone even notice this in SF? I want to hear more about wireflow honestly…

1,304,620 views • 4 months ago

“Can you name these flags?” “I don’t think you’re allowed to call them that”

“Can you name these flags?” “I don’t think you’re allowed to call them that”

1,406,251 views • 6 months ago

Potential ground floor for a historic neologism here

Potential ground floor for a historic neologism here

823,563 views • 5 months ago

NexusMods genuinely one of the top 10 websites of all time

NexusMods genuinely one of the top 10 websites of all time

1,532,068 views • 10 months ago

Has Michelle Tandler been kicked in the head by a mule or something

Has Michelle Tandler been kicked in the head by a mule or something

6,376,734 views • 3 years ago

Oil at $110 pivot to urban horses now before it’s too late

Oil at $110 pivot to urban horses now before it’s too late

981,734 views • 7 months ago

It’s pretty crazy that they sell extremely addictive mystery drugs at the gas station and that DHS secretary Markwayne Mullin owns a stake in the company that makes them

It’s pretty crazy that they sell extremely addictive mystery drugs at the gas station and that DHS secretary Markwayne Mullin owns a stake in the company that makes them

676,537 views • 5 months ago

Your EQ needs to be so fucking high to pull this off

Your EQ needs to be so fucking high to pull this off

5,634,343 views • 3 years ago

There's nothing more infuriating to me than seeing an video of a street food vendor making some incredible stuff and people getting "grossed out" because they're "not wearing gloves" or somesuch You deserve nothing, eat Kraft Mac and cheese for the rest of your life

There's nothing more infuriating to me than seeing an video of a street food vendor making some incredible stuff and people getting "grossed out" because they're "not wearing gloves" or somesuch You deserve nothing, eat Kraft Mac and cheese for the rest of your life

4,077,131 views • 3 years ago

Incredible things are happening in… America?

Incredible things are happening in… America?

1,305,062 views • 1 year ago

These guys are trying to prove that Tesla FSD is better than Waymo and their car attempts to murder them no less than 3 separate times lmfao You gotta see the ending too

These guys are trying to prove that Tesla FSD is better than Waymo and their car attempts to murder them no less than 3 separate times lmfao You gotta see the ending too

3,244,857 views • 2 years ago

Perfect take on why Clavicular et al are just “toxic gay muscle circuit party culture escaping containment and being transmitted to straight people”… …except in the end they don’t have sex with each other so the energy has nowhere to go

Perfect take on why Clavicular et al are just “toxic gay muscle circuit party culture escaping containment and being transmitted to straight people”… …except in the end they don’t have sex with each other so the energy has nowhere to go

726,808 views • 8 months ago

Spotted in the wild: genuinely watchable Opusslop

Spotted in the wild: genuinely watchable Opusslop

51,135 views • 20 days ago

Zohran should really appoint Curtis to some public facing role. It would be healing I think

Zohran should really appoint Curtis to some public facing role. It would be healing I think

386,901 views • 6 months ago

In awe of this guy, actually funny regional geopolitical humor in at least seven languages

In awe of this guy, actually funny regional geopolitical humor in at least seven languages

276,990 views • 5 months ago