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Eli McCann

@EliMcCann • 73,074 subscribers

New dad. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Host of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGv8HB

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I'm visiting my uncle and his dog just got on the treadmill to do his exercises. My uncle said he does this a few times a day. He carries a toy in his mouth the entire time.

I'm visiting my uncle and his dog just got on the treadmill to do his exercises. My uncle said he does this a few times a day. He carries a toy in his mouth the entire time.

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A quick reminder in case you forgot the recipe for my award-winning election night cocktail.

A quick reminder in case you forgot the recipe for my award-winning election night cocktail.

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We caught Mr. Baby's first giggle on video and it cured America and fixed climate change.

We caught Mr. Baby's first giggle on video and it cured America and fixed climate change.

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I spend a lot of my day doing this now.

I spend a lot of my day doing this now.

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This song has been going on for 45 minutes.

This song has been going on for 45 minutes.

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Tonight I made the mistake of telling Skylar I one day plan to bury Duncan with his favorite toy and we both started crying. How the hell do you process the death of a pet? I don't think I could survive it.

Tonight I made the mistake of telling Skylar I one day plan to bury Duncan with his favorite toy and we both started crying. How the hell do you process the death of a pet? I don't think I could survive it.

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I flew Sky's mom in as a surprise for his birthday. She texted him from the front porch that she just got a notification that the gift she sent him was just delivered.

I flew Sky's mom in as a surprise for his birthday. She texted him from the front porch that she just got a notification that the gift she sent him was just delivered.

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My mother-in-law just sent me a jump drive of old family videos and I am obsessed with my diva husband storming off the set because he couldn't work under these conditions while trying to give a book report.

My mother-in-law just sent me a jump drive of old family videos and I am obsessed with my diva husband storming off the set because he couldn't work under these conditions while trying to give a book report.

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I'm in a real predicament at my in-laws' house. I was told in no uncertain terms I was not supposed to let this happen.

I'm in a real predicament at my in-laws' house. I was told in no uncertain terms I was not supposed to let this happen.

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We landed! As we got off the plane the pilot told us "it's not about the destination, it's about the journey." Absolutely would and will fly with them again.

We landed! As we got off the plane the pilot told us "it's not about the destination, it's about the journey." Absolutely would and will fly with them again.

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My new novel, STITCHED

My new novel, STITCHED

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Nearly the moment we brought the baby home from the hospital six months ago Duncan started trying to teach him to play fetch and he hasn't given up yet.

Nearly the moment we brought the baby home from the hospital six months ago Duncan started trying to teach him to play fetch and he hasn't given up yet.

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You would not believe the wild New Year's party we are at right now.

You would not believe the wild New Year's party we are at right now.

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You're not going to believe who is learning to sit up on his own.

You're not going to believe who is learning to sit up on his own.

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I accidentally pinched him as I was taking his harness off after our walk and he screamed and then looked at me like I had shot his entire family in front of him.

I accidentally pinched him as I was taking his harness off after our walk and he screamed and then looked at me like I had shot his entire family in front of him.

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It turns out I do love sports.

It turns out I do love sports.

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A quick out-of-breath tour of our very cool hotel room in Ghent.

A quick out-of-breath tour of our very cool hotel room in Ghent.

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He's getting really good at playing fetch.

He's getting really good at playing fetch.

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I am begging everyone to watch this news clip I just accidentally came across while doing some research.

I am begging everyone to watch this news clip I just accidentally came across while doing some research.

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He has not been replaced.

He has not been replaced.

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I'm really confused over here.

I'm really confused over here.

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Husband threw me a birthday party. This video is from us cleaning up but look how cute.

Husband threw me a birthday party. This video is from us cleaning up but look how cute.

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Skylar really wants to teach this baby to crawl.

Skylar really wants to teach this baby to crawl.

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I keep coming across this video and letting it ruin my entire life.

I keep coming across this video and letting it ruin my entire life.

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