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> be A24 > the prestige horror studio > hereditary. midsommar. oscar speeches. > built your whole identity on being arthouse > tote bags and a24 hat guys > sign a 20 year old kid off youtube > his movie is literally creepypasta > internet calls it a meme for weeks > release it anyway > opens to $81M. biggest debut you've ever had > 5 days later it's your #1 domestic film ever > now it's crossed $200M worldwide > beats marty supreme. beats everything everywhere > your entire catalog. mogged by liminal space 14 years of prestige cinema. a24's biggest movie ever is a creepypasta a kid posted on youtube for free
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🚨 do you understand what just happened to Euphoria.. a character people loved for 7 years. Zendaya turned her into a national hero. a show that was supposed to give addicts hope. then the finale aired.. - she spent the whole season trying to stay clean - worked as a DEA informant, played both dealers off each other - Alamo figured out she was a rat - he didn't shoot her. he handed her painkillers and walked off - the pills were laced with fentanyl - he bet the addict couldn't say no. he was right - she took one and died on Ali's couch, alone the reunion with her mom. the field with Fez. all of it was in her head while her body was already shutting down. now everyone's fighting about it. half are calling it murder. half are calling it a relapse. it was both. that's the whole point. Alamo didn't need a gun. he used her disease and waited. Levinson called it an honest ending. people like Rue don't get a second chance. Angus Cloud didn't either.
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🚨 do you understand what happened to Euphoria.. Nate Jacobs in S3E7 got buried alive in a coffin with one tiny breathing tube. A rattlesnake slithered down it and bit him while he was tied up and screaming. 4 facts that broke the internet: > They used a real rattlesnake on set > Nicknamed "little b*tch" > Levinson said the idea came to him while driving to work listening to Otis Redding > Jacob Elordi called it "a cool way to go" and the snake "real cuddly" > Reddit caught it instantly the snake monologue is lifted from a 90s chain email Nate survived three seasons of being hated. He didn't survive one episode of being pitied.
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🚨do you understand what happened to Scary Movie 6.. a horror parody fans waited 13 years for. Wayans brothers finally back. then reviews dropped at 20% on Rotten Tomatoes. critics called it "stuck in the 2000s" then people pulled up the franchise history. - no Scary Movie has ever scored fresh - the original cult classic peaks at 52% - parts 3 and 4 sit at 36% and 34% - a rotten score is the baseline here - critics still loved the surprise cameos - it's tracking for a $40M opening weekend a Scary Movie getting roasted by critics is the franchise doing exactly what it was built to do. the world is healing, a bad score finally means a good night out
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🚨HOLY CRAP BUNGIE JUST KILLED DESTINY 2 After 9 years, active development ends June 9. Bungie announced the final live-service update for Destiny 2. It's called Monument of Triumph. Ships June 9, 2026. Then the studio walks away. → Final patch drops June 9, 2026 → No new seasons or expansions → Servers stay online, like Destiny 1 → No Destiny 3 announced → Sparrow Racing returns, permanent Sony paid $3.6B for Bungie in 2022 to crack live-service. Bungie bet the studio on Marathon, Marathon is bombing. The goodbye post offers no successor, just talk of incubating next games One of the biggest live-service games ever. Ends in a whisper.
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