Doctor of Birds at @sunyoswego. Opinions = mine, not representative of NY state government. I run a banding station: @rcbobirds on IG.
Shorts
Her: I’m coming over. You better not be squawking uncontrollably like a Peruvian Thick-knee. Me:
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“I’ve always wanted to see one of these beautiful turtles!” 🤡 Fuck all these influencer dummies who manhandle wildlife for internet clout. Here’s an idea: look at the goddamn turtle and then walk away. Do TikTok dances or some other shit to get your likes.
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Students in my Animal Behavior class have some trail cams up to study carnivores but caught this dingus instead 😹
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Department email: there’s food left over in the conference room Grad students: