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Me: boy I'm tired sure gonna sleep well tonight The twins who visit my dreams:

We all choose to have anxiety attacks in midsized sedans when we could be doing this

Quiet babe , Dave Mathews is locking the the fuck in on Skyline Chili Vision

Me arriving at liberal arts school in 2007

Good morning

The kind of shit that seems weirdly normal in my dreams

Dudes rock so hard sometimes I get choked up 🥹

AI could never

Do you guys mind if pop this short rib chili in your oven for 5 hours

Sometimes I crack an egg and add a little cheese on top of a piece of pita bread and cook it in the toaster oven.

this is actually what I am feeling inside when I Post on here 👇

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This incredibly sincere white guy trying Indian food for the very first time and having his mind blown is so wholesome

This is the craziest shit I've ever seen

Alright thread of the absolute worst music I've found on Instagram Reels

Taking psychedelic drugs and going to the Australian theme park where they do the dance sequence from Austin Powers every single day . Getting asked to leave because my crying is so loud

They named a new elementary school building in Missouri after the janitor at their school. This rocks so much

How quickly a new contraption has caught my fancy....

Incredible new type of guy just dropped

This Tik Tok account just showing some of the drinks people order at Dunkin Donuts is making me lose my mind

This is many people on this website unfortunately

Me when the chips have a hint of lime unexpectedly

This lady unable to get a peach out of a big jar of peaches has me weeping

Sometimes I like to rewatch a clip of the time Gordon Ramsay went to a Soul Food/Caribbean restaurant on Kitchen Nightmares and found out it wasn't a nightmare, and he instead loved it.

watching clips of HGTV from the 90's and it's mesmerizing. My mouth is agape like a slack jawed ape and my eyes are just rotating spirals

found one of the worst guys

I hadn't seen this edit before and it's making me cry laugh

I love how fucking insane everyone is getting

It absolutely rules that in the year 2000, countless Americans turned on NBC to catch SNL and were greeted with this

Italian nonna identifying types of bread just by their sound is next level

Imagine you go out to dinner and there's a goddamn family band playing this in the restaurant until everyone is in tears

I agree with the beautiful Jewish lesbian in this video