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Brilliant from Jaminet and Dréan initially but Dréan should hold onto it here for me! No need score in that phase

Brilliant from Jaminet and Dréan initially but Dréan should hold onto it here for me! No need score in that phase

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I know if anyone deserves the verbal it’s Pollock but is there really any need for LBB to scream in his face at this point? Call me a rugby values tosser but you’re 30 up at home and obviously winning, it’s a bit much

I know if anyone deserves the verbal it’s Pollock but is there really any need for LBB to scream in his face at this point? Call me a rugby values tosser but you’re 30 up at home and obviously winning, it’s a bit much

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There are trade-offs in where you choose to defend in rugby. The beauty is there will always be space, somewhere, for the attack to exploit through either pass/run/kick. But the persistent choice to hook in and give all your space to the world’s fastest player? I’ll never get

There are trade-offs in where you choose to defend in rugby. The beauty is there will always be space, somewhere, for the attack to exploit through either pass/run/kick. But the persistent choice to hook in and give all your space to the world’s fastest player? I’ll never get

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Stuart McCoskey OH MY GOD

Stuart McCoskey OH MY GOD

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TMO has gifted Saints the win there. Two clear forward passes before the winning try 😅 Sarries will be fuming. Great momentum for Saints going into next week after an awful first half

TMO has gifted Saints the win there. Two clear forward passes before the winning try 😅 Sarries will be fuming. Great momentum for Saints going into next week after an awful first half

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Don’t get me wrong, Darcy Graham’s a wonderful rugby player. But could he lay down this kind of scripted banter? I don’t think so

Don’t get me wrong, Darcy Graham’s a wonderful rugby player. But could he lay down this kind of scripted banter? I don’t think so

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Watching back the Calcutta game and what on Earth is Elliot Daly doing here 😂 only the fear factor of Duhan can make a defender as good as Daly do this

Watching back the Calcutta game and what on Earth is Elliot Daly doing here 😂 only the fear factor of Duhan can make a defender as good as Daly do this

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MAXIME LUCU THAT IS FILTH #Top14

MAXIME LUCU THAT IS FILTH #Top14

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Argentina: Right lads England are shite. KEEP YOUR DISCIPLINE and we’ll win. NO red cards! Lavanini to Dan Cole in the 3rd minute:

Argentina: Right lads England are shite. KEEP YOUR DISCIPLINE and we’ll win. NO red cards! Lavanini to Dan Cole in the 3rd minute:

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Tomorrow marks 20 years since this iconic Heineken Cup final try, scored by Peter Stringer. ‘The Man Who Never Runs’ saved his one snipe for the biggest stage, outfoxing the great Serge Betsen. Special day for the province. Fantastic commentary by Miles Harrison and Stuart Barnes
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Tomorrow marks 20 years since this iconic Heineken Cup final try, scored by Peter Stringer. ‘The Man Who Never Runs’ saved his one snipe for the biggest stage, outfoxing the great Serge Betsen. Special day for the province. Fantastic commentary by Miles Harrison and Stuart Barnes

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Andre Esterhuizen was mid aura farming before getting brutally collision-mogged by Owen Farrell at the height of his penaltymaxxing era. No penalty given by a jestergooning Angus Gardner, just a generational cortisol spike for Andre
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Andre Esterhuizen was mid aura farming before getting brutally collision-mogged by Owen Farrell at the height of his penaltymaxxing era. No penalty given by a jestergooning Angus Gardner, just a generational cortisol spike for Andre

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263,446 views • 3 months ago

The last time Italy played in France 😭
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The last time Italy played in France 😭

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256,752 views • 3 months ago

Expected Luke Morgan would get cleared. Clumsy, and so unfortunate for Ethan Hooker, but I don’t see a clear intent to injure. First time I’ve seen a long term injury from a rugby collision like this; I expect they may look to tweak the laws around it as a result
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Expected Luke Morgan would get cleared. Clumsy, and so unfortunate for Ethan Hooker, but I don’t see a clear intent to injure. First time I’ve seen a long term injury from a rugby collision like this; I expect they may look to tweak the laws around it as a result

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74,569 views • 1 month ago

I thought the 7 missed tackles from Sam Prendergast looked a little bit steep and now I’m very concerned the 6 Nations data is being driven by AI slop. The ‘missed’ tackles would have come from 7 of these 8 scenarios. Even if they are missed, they’re by no means defensive howlers
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I thought the 7 missed tackles from Sam Prendergast looked a little bit steep and now I’m very concerned the 6 Nations data is being driven by AI slop. The ‘missed’ tackles would have come from 7 of these 8 scenarios. Even if they are missed, they’re by no means defensive howlers

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132,570 views • 4 months ago

Perfect example of why teams box kick. - O’Brien wins the contest - England defensive line has to hurry back, very difficult to get good defensive structure if ball comes quickly - JGP fast to breakdown, great delivery - Ireland exploit the gaps (and a bad tackle attempt)
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Perfect example of why teams box kick. - O’Brien wins the contest - England defensive line has to hurry back, very difficult to get good defensive structure if ball comes quickly - JGP fast to breakdown, great delivery - Ireland exploit the gaps (and a bad tackle attempt)

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109,019 views • 3 months ago

England can do what they like on Saturday against a rugby nation currently demolished by its clowns at the top. No Twickenham moment is ever topping this. Booted out of your home World Cup by your next door neighbours. Wow. How embarrassing
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England can do what they like on Saturday against a rugby nation currently demolished by its clowns at the top. No Twickenham moment is ever topping this. Booted out of your home World Cup by your next door neighbours. Wow. How embarrassing

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119,035 views • 4 months ago

Obsessed with Jack Crowley nailing a kick which initially looked like it was landing in Zimbabwe, then exploding at the player and staff who tried everything to put him off. Never seen that side to him and doubt we will again. Had to put the Ozzy Osbourne music over it
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Obsessed with Jack Crowley nailing a kick which initially looked like it was landing in Zimbabwe, then exploding at the player and staff who tried everything to put him off. Never seen that side to him and doubt we will again. Had to put the Ozzy Osbourne music over it

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296,784 views • 1 year ago

In my mind, anyone who does this in a World Cup semi final in soaking wet weather against a team like South Africa in a clutch moment has at least 2 years credit in the bank to play whatever eligible game they want to
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In my mind, anyone who does this in a World Cup semi final in soaking wet weather against a team like South Africa in a clutch moment has at least 2 years credit in the bank to play whatever eligible game they want to

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195,430 views • 11 months ago

Looks to me from his body language and emotion that Penaud is out for the season, so will miss the final. Think Jack Willis asks if he’s ok to which he shakes his head, then speaks to Capuozzo who gives him a sad look
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Looks to me from his body language and emotion that Penaud is out for the season, so will miss the final. Think Jack Willis asks if he’s ok to which he shakes his head, then speaks to Capuozzo who gives him a sad look

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161,046 views • 1 year ago

LE CRUNCH 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷 The Top 5 tries between England and France (that I can recall) 2023, 2007, 2013, 2015 and …
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LE CRUNCH 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷 The Top 5 tries between England and France (that I can recall) 2023, 2007, 2013, 2015 and …

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34,987 views • 2 months ago

Savage passing of the torch from the ‘03 World Cup winner to the man who’d go on to become the greatest 10 of all time. The most dominant display I’ve ever seen in a major international match. 3 of the most visually satisfying tries too:
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Savage passing of the torch from the ‘03 World Cup winner to the man who’d go on to become the greatest 10 of all time. The most dominant display I’ve ever seen in a major international match. 3 of the most visually satisfying tries too:

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109,483 views • 1 year ago

Ben Youngs is a brilliant pundit, but I disagree with the principle of what he’s saying here. Implies you can accept losses against other 6N teams on their day, downplaying just how good Italy are now. Comes across as uncharacteristically old-guard for me
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Ben Youngs is a brilliant pundit, but I disagree with the principle of what he’s saying here. Implies you can accept losses against other 6N teams on their day, downplaying just how good Italy are now. Comes across as uncharacteristically old-guard for me

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27,511 views • 2 months ago

ABSOLUTE FILTH FROM THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD THE EMIRATES LIONS Gianni Lombard that is special
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ABSOLUTE FILTH FROM THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD THE EMIRATES LIONS Gianni Lombard that is special

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44,539 views • 6 months ago

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