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Today's man of the match is Mulabbi Ismael. I love the men we are becoming.

Today's man of the match is Mulabbi Ismael. I love the men we are becoming.

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These are the kind of things children remember into adulthood. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej.🥲

These are the kind of things children remember into adulthood. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej.🥲

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Wamesema anadance kama mermaid.😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wamesema anadance kama mermaid.😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Maria Josefu Family of Heaven,, our gal Alionya was left staring at the Abyss with her sanpanku eyes. Chesaa!!😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Maria Josefu Family of Heaven,, our gal Alionya was left staring at the Abyss with her sanpanku eyes. Chesaa!!😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Displaying luck of civility in front of a young sensible child. Firstborn son eating depression raw, we need to sit back & reflect as men. This is not it man.💔💔💔

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Displaying luck of civility in front of a young sensible child. Firstborn son eating depression raw, we need to sit back & reflect as men. This is not it man.💔💔💔

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Our fellow men are hearing good out there. I don't know why such Sundus carrier are always not facially convincing. Anyway, No weapon formed against my wallet shall prosper, hii mwaka Lazima ni chimbe choo Sikhendu.🌚

Our fellow men are hearing good out there. I don't know why such Sundus carrier are always not facially convincing. Anyway, No weapon formed against my wallet shall prosper, hii mwaka Lazima ni chimbe choo Sikhendu.🌚

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In Emurua Dikirr, the DCP candidate is moving around with a caravan full of Rigathi Gachagua’s pictures. In Ol Kalou, the UDA candidates were avoiding to include William Ruto’s picture on their posters. Kipsigis people are not cowards, we grab the bull by its balls. Chesaa!!

In Emurua Dikirr, the DCP candidate is moving around with a caravan full of Rigathi Gachagua’s pictures. In Ol Kalou, the UDA candidates were avoiding to include William Ruto’s picture on their posters. Kipsigis people are not cowards, we grab the bull by its balls. Chesaa!!

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Watch the video keenly, Oburu Odinga didn't eat the cake Ruto gave him? Watch clearly and see that he later took the cake from his mouth and threw. Winnie Odinga whisper to his uncle before he received the cake from kasongo. There's something this family knows that we don't?

Watch the video keenly, Oburu Odinga didn't eat the cake Ruto gave him? Watch clearly and see that he later took the cake from his mouth and threw. Winnie Odinga whisper to his uncle before he received the cake from kasongo. There's something this family knows that we don't?

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Kenyan athlete Nickson Rotich collapsed and died during a morning training run in Iten. Rest in peace champ 🕊️

Kenyan athlete Nickson Rotich collapsed and died during a morning training run in Iten. Rest in peace champ 🕊️

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Citizen is saving a brother from Yamune killer squad. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Citizen is saving a brother from Yamune killer squad. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Ruto has launched a project in foreign land where the president of that country has no idea. Mama Samia Suluhu amewaka moto hapana machesoo!!🥲😂😂😂😂😂

Ruto has launched a project in foreign land where the president of that country has no idea. Mama Samia Suluhu amewaka moto hapana machesoo!!🥲😂😂😂😂😂

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Kimani Ichungwah must be puking blood.🥲

Kimani Ichungwah must be puking blood.🥲

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Mailood, he is almost crying. 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mailood, he is almost crying. 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I'm told the lady was caught collecting firewood in someone's land. The incident happened in Bomachoge. This is someone's mother ffs!!

I'm told the lady was caught collecting firewood in someone's land. The incident happened in Bomachoge. This is someone's mother ffs!!

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Clock app will show us things. As a Mortician was creating content while preparing a body for embalming, the corpse suddenly released gas, which doctors say is part of post-mortem changes called rigor mortis a.k.a the last fart. Mkufi ameachilia freno namna hatari.🥲😂😂😂😂

Clock app will show us things. As a Mortician was creating content while preparing a body for embalming, the corpse suddenly released gas, which doctors say is part of post-mortem changes called rigor mortis a.k.a the last fart. Mkufi ameachilia freno namna hatari.🥲😂😂😂😂

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In front of you, ladies and gentlemen, are not ordinary dancers. These are certified mikoras from Lang’ata Women Prison. By the way they are dancing, you can already tell these are women who were doing scouting from Quiver to Habanos, hunting for victims to drug. Their CVs include club hopping, emotional damage, mysterious disappearances of Phones, and serving people the famous Pishori Special that makes a grown Luo man wake up in Kajiado wearing one shoe and speaking fluent Maasai. Some of these ladies sent their boyfriends to Sayuni before their subscription to life expired naturally. Others were caught doing international biashara of Unga at JKIA thinking they were starring in Narcos Nairobi Edition. Over the weekend, the prison organized Miss Lang’ata Prison 2026, and let me tell you Maina, competition was hotter than roadside motungo. Some of these women are still young, beautiful, and heavily armed with standing tirries pointing towards Kimende as if scanning for NATO drones. Even prison wardens were walking carefully to avoid falling in love and ending up in Kamiti emotionally. Nowadays it’s becoming extremely difficult to find beautiful women outside here na matiti imesimama. Half of them are serving 15 years to life in prison, while the other half are indoors behind ring lights calling old wazungus “Dzaddy” on OnlyFans for school fees and avocado toast. Being a man in this country is now a full-time survival series. You either get drugged in Kilimani, conned in Habanos, or emotionally kidnapped in Rongai. There's no escape route for the boy child. Ayaaam telling you, these daughters of Agrippina are not human beings.😒

In front of you, ladies and gentlemen, are not ordinary dancers. These are certified mikoras from Lang’ata Women Prison. By the way they are dancing, you can already tell these are women who were doing scouting from Quiver to Habanos, hunting for victims to drug. Their CVs include club hopping, emotional damage, mysterious disappearances of Phones, and serving people the famous Pishori Special that makes a grown Luo man wake up in Kajiado wearing one shoe and speaking fluent Maasai. Some of these ladies sent their boyfriends to Sayuni before their subscription to life expired naturally. Others were caught doing international biashara of Unga at JKIA thinking they were starring in Narcos Nairobi Edition. Over the weekend, the prison organized Miss Lang’ata Prison 2026, and let me tell you Maina, competition was hotter than roadside motungo. Some of these women are still young, beautiful, and heavily armed with standing tirries pointing towards Kimende as if scanning for NATO drones. Even prison wardens were walking carefully to avoid falling in love and ending up in Kamiti emotionally. Nowadays it’s becoming extremely difficult to find beautiful women outside here na matiti imesimama. Half of them are serving 15 years to life in prison, while the other half are indoors behind ring lights calling old wazungus “Dzaddy” on OnlyFans for school fees and avocado toast. Being a man in this country is now a full-time survival series. You either get drugged in Kilimani, conned in Habanos, or emotionally kidnapped in Rongai. There's no escape route for the boy child. Ayaaam telling you, these daughters of Agrippina are not human beings.😒

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Nairobi is not for the weak!! Pale Cbd imebidi Mama Mbithe ainuiwe matawi na apigie firimbi to cooperate and blend in, matunda zisiende na waombolezaji. Awuoro!😭😭😂😂😂😂

Nairobi is not for the weak!! Pale Cbd imebidi Mama Mbithe ainuiwe matawi na apigie firimbi to cooperate and blend in, matunda zisiende na waombolezaji. Awuoro!😭😭😂😂😂😂

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Maina Njenga's tax collectors are back on the streets after being wiped out by the late Michuki 18 years ago. This comes exactly one month after the Mungiki sect leader assured his militia that the government, through Kithure Kindiki, is fully behind their operations.

Maina Njenga's tax collectors are back on the streets after being wiped out by the late Michuki 18 years ago. This comes exactly one month after the Mungiki sect leader assured his militia that the government, through Kithure Kindiki, is fully behind their operations.

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Hapa hakuna mtu.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hapa hakuna mtu.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mungai Eve is a woman standing at the edge of reality, holding on to broken dreams, wondering where life did her dirty. After she showed our boy Trevor premium DUST, the young man had no choice but to enroll himself at the prestigious Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where Dust reign supreme. Madam Eve, formerly known as the Princess of Content, Empress of Vlogs, and CEO of “Hi guys welcome back to my YouTube channel,” is now posting thirst traps that are fighting the laws of physics. Her boobies are in a cold war with gravity & her Bermuda Triangle is doing more PR than Kenya Tourism Board. If attention was a talent, she would already have a Grammy, a BET award & a Head of State Commendation from Kasongo. But you see, women with no morals always have it easy out here. The moment you start sinking, heading to the rock bottom, just expose your tools of trade & suddenly sons of Adam will appear to rescue you as they harvest the sacred fruits of fulumbanya. One will send airtime, another will send rent & the legendary ones will ask “how much do you need to bend again my queen?” But for the boychild? Wooooi Nyasaye,,, Before you even approach rock bottom, daughters of Agrippina are already tightening your seatbelt, adjusting your headrest, and pressing the DESCEND FASTER button like they’re pressing the power button on their vibrators helping you to reach rock bottom faster. By the time you call for help, even Safaricom will stop calling you dear & pretend it doesn’t know you. This earth is hard for the boychild. In fact, if difficulty was a national exam, boychild is already repeating the class. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember us all the time. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀

Mungai Eve is a woman standing at the edge of reality, holding on to broken dreams, wondering where life did her dirty. After she showed our boy Trevor premium DUST, the young man had no choice but to enroll himself at the prestigious Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where Dust reign supreme. Madam Eve, formerly known as the Princess of Content, Empress of Vlogs, and CEO of “Hi guys welcome back to my YouTube channel,” is now posting thirst traps that are fighting the laws of physics. Her boobies are in a cold war with gravity & her Bermuda Triangle is doing more PR than Kenya Tourism Board. If attention was a talent, she would already have a Grammy, a BET award & a Head of State Commendation from Kasongo. But you see, women with no morals always have it easy out here. The moment you start sinking, heading to the rock bottom, just expose your tools of trade & suddenly sons of Adam will appear to rescue you as they harvest the sacred fruits of fulumbanya. One will send airtime, another will send rent & the legendary ones will ask “how much do you need to bend again my queen?” But for the boychild? Wooooi Nyasaye,,, Before you even approach rock bottom, daughters of Agrippina are already tightening your seatbelt, adjusting your headrest, and pressing the DESCEND FASTER button like they’re pressing the power button on their vibrators helping you to reach rock bottom faster. By the time you call for help, even Safaricom will stop calling you dear & pretend it doesn’t know you. This earth is hard for the boychild. In fact, if difficulty was a national exam, boychild is already repeating the class. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember us all the time. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀

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What kind of inhumanity is this honestly.🤦🏽‍♂️
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It was a baad bad day in office for the Mikora Taskforce, an elite squad that had apparently mistaken crime for a side hustle. Daughters of Agrippina were apprehended mid-operation while conducting illegal asset recovery and wealth multiplication inside a boutique that doubles as an M-Pesa shop. These three musketeers had perfected a routine. They walk in like innocent customers, request a withdrawal, then deploy mysterious confusion technology a.k.a kifunga macho on the poor M-Pesa agent and vanish with float yioote. Unfortunately today marked their 40th day and as fate would have it, the prophecy was fulfilled instantly and violently. Before they could toka syakaa, caring walimwengu descended with a comprehensive open air massage package with not so happy endings. And as y'all can see, they were disciplined like burukenge. Nyahunyo zilitembea kwa sunduus namna hatari. As we speak, the trio has checked into the govt owned Airbnb where there's complimentary meals, tight security & zero freedom of movement. Sitting down is now a luxury activity reserved for law abiding citizens, Sundus zinawaka moto hapana machesoo. For the next two weeks, they’ll be conducting all meetings while standing, leaning, or negotiating with gravity. The way Kasongo's economy is taking a toll on walimwengu, Mikoras should know that saizi ukishikwa in the line of duty, Kenyans now has a lethal customer feedback system, you will not survive. Chesaa!!
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Ni mbaya!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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