
George T. Diano
@georgediano • 200,208 subscribers
Twitter for Satire & Peasants|| Story teller|| MBA- Operations Management|| Inspired by Wahome Mutahi.
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You see that thing called poverty, it's bad bad. If you mix it with illiteracy, it's worse!!
George T. Diano332,733 просмотров • 6 дней назад
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Pale mtanadaoni mambo imechemka... Small girl with a big God ameamua kuwa kumbusha tu that Yehova Wanyonyi si Adhumani & that cleanliness is next to Godliness. Another day to remind daughters of Agrippina that Sundus can take you places a degree never will. Chesaa!!
George T. Diano95,462 просмотров • 7 дней назад

That Russian guy really did our women dirty. Daughter of Agrippina was dancing like poverty had personally texted her, “Last warning”. She was spinning, twisting & even doing somersaults,, neck on the line, visa in the heart! Msichana wa reggae amebadilisha miondoko, chesaa! The funniest part is that She’s vibing hard, smiling from ear to ear, not even knowing what the song means. Maybe the song was about hunger or monkeys. But daughter of Agrippina was there dancing like she understands every syllable in Cyrillic. Knowing how Kenyan women are delulu, In her mind, she had already found her God-given rib. Wedding already planned in her head, probably thinking of Honeymoon in Moscow. She was dancing with determination. The way she was entertaining the mikoras, You’d think there was a visa application form hidden under the dance floor. One more mkurundu backflip and the embassy would stamp it automatically. She was moving like a possessed cult member at prophet Owuor’s circus. You remember Samson after his eyes were plucked out by the Philistines? They guy was forced to entertain them like an idiot. Now this is the modern version. Except this time it’s self-sponsored entertainment. No chains, no mijeledis, just vibes & false hope. Modern day colonization is real my pipoos. After disease, fear hunger. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
George T. Diano1,872,738 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад
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I've seen JB grow the Home 254 brand from scratch. It hasn't been an easy journey for our boy. It's the only Kenyan clothing brand that has gained recognition worldwide. Now imagine creating a replica of someone's brand after they've put in so much hard work and dedication to build it. Na hata hakuna kuchange logo, some people are just shameless & they deserves to be beaten mercilessly.
George T. Diano129,827 просмотров • 26 дней назад
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It was a baad bad day in office for the Mikora Taskforce, an elite squad that had apparently mistaken crime for a side hustle. Daughters of Agrippina were apprehended mid-operation while conducting illegal asset recovery and wealth multiplication inside a boutique that doubles as an M-Pesa shop. These three musketeers had perfected a routine. They walk in like innocent customers, request a withdrawal, then deploy mysterious confusion technology a.k.a kifunga macho on the poor M-Pesa agent and vanish with float yioote. Unfortunately today marked their 40th day and as fate would have it, the prophecy was fulfilled instantly and violently. Before they could toka syakaa, caring walimwengu descended with a comprehensive open air massage package with not so happy endings. And as y'all can see, they were disciplined like burukenge. Nyahunyo zilitembea kwa sunduus namna hatari. As we speak, the trio has checked into the govt owned Airbnb where there's complimentary meals, tight security & zero freedom of movement. Sitting down is now a luxury activity reserved for law abiding citizens, Sundus zinawaka moto hapana machesoo. For the next two weeks, they’ll be conducting all meetings while standing, leaning, or negotiating with gravity. The way Kasongo's economy is taking a toll on walimwengu, Mikoras should know that saizi ukishikwa in the line of duty, Kenyans now has a lethal customer feedback system, you will not survive. Chesaa!!
George T. Diano507,373 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад
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Current situation on Thika Road. I'm stuck here for 45 minutes now!
George T. Diano85,769 просмотров • 26 дней назад

If you are in Nairobi and you are holding a nice phone... there are some ladies who, when they see you with it, they start shouting "mwizi!" so that you get beaten up as they take your phone and vanish! A lady tried this trick but the police arrived on time and caught her. She was told to enter the password but she said she couldn't remember it. The guy who was the rightfully owner, was told to enter the password and he did it perfectly fine. Several men have been switched off due to this nonsense in CBD & this women always get away with such crimes. Such women need to be stoned or burnt to death. That’s why it’s hard nowadays for men to help a woman when they hear her shouting that she’s being robbed. Unaenda kusaidia mtu kumbe malaya ako mboka. Gentlemen, normalize minding your business because daughters of Agrippina hawana huruma huku inje. Chesaa!!
George T. Diano200,333 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад
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