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Cravings is just a state of mind!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cravings is just a state of mind!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Koffi Olomide still behave like a thug. Nothing new about his stature here. It's only that he lived through his life with that.

Koffi Olomide still behave like a thug. Nothing new about his stature here. It's only that he lived through his life with that.

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“I made Sifuna” ndio huyo waving at birds of ngethe and buildings in his home turf Vihiga. The guy knows how to make people but he can't make himself. Dust all over. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember him aki.🥹

“I made Sifuna” ndio huyo waving at birds of ngethe and buildings in his home turf Vihiga. The guy knows how to make people but he can't make himself. Dust all over. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember him aki.🥹

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The level of corruption and malice happening at JKIA parking by KAA officers is out of this world. Yesterday, an officer directed me where to park and demanded that I squeeze a little bit so that another car could fit. As we were busy removing our bags, the KAA officers clamped the car, insisting that I had parked wrongly by crossing the painted line. I pointed out the traffic officer who had insisted that I park that way, only for the officer to disappear into thin air. The KAA officer then insisted that I either bribe him KSh 4,000 or go to their office and part ways with a KSh 6,000 fine. The cab guys who were there called me and told me, “Bro, hao watu wamezoea kutega hivyo. Walipe tu badala ya maneno mingi.” At that point, I knew this was pure malice. I decided to first take my yellow yellow damsel to catch her flight, then came back few minutes later. The KAA guy approached me, and this time, the bribe had miraculously reduced to KSh 3,000. I asked them where their office was, went there, and paid the KSh 6,000 fine through the government platform. Everyone was looking at me with Sanpanku eyes & one even had the audacity to ask me why I didn't settle things with the guys at the parking lot. These guys needs to be stopped coz they even harassed innocent tourists. As for me, I’d rather pay the fine than being oppressed by my fellow Walala Hoii,, kiino sana. Ata wangeitisha hongo ya thao Moja ama mbili, thao tatu kwani me ni mama yao. The guy on camera is the goon in charge of bribe operation.

The level of corruption and malice happening at JKIA parking by KAA officers is out of this world. Yesterday, an officer directed me where to park and demanded that I squeeze a little bit so that another car could fit. As we were busy removing our bags, the KAA officers clamped the car, insisting that I had parked wrongly by crossing the painted line. I pointed out the traffic officer who had insisted that I park that way, only for the officer to disappear into thin air. The KAA officer then insisted that I either bribe him KSh 4,000 or go to their office and part ways with a KSh 6,000 fine. The cab guys who were there called me and told me, “Bro, hao watu wamezoea kutega hivyo. Walipe tu badala ya maneno mingi.” At that point, I knew this was pure malice. I decided to first take my yellow yellow damsel to catch her flight, then came back few minutes later. The KAA guy approached me, and this time, the bribe had miraculously reduced to KSh 3,000. I asked them where their office was, went there, and paid the KSh 6,000 fine through the government platform. Everyone was looking at me with Sanpanku eyes & one even had the audacity to ask me why I didn't settle things with the guys at the parking lot. These guys needs to be stopped coz they even harassed innocent tourists. As for me, I’d rather pay the fine than being oppressed by my fellow Walala Hoii,, kiino sana. Ata wangeitisha hongo ya thao Moja ama mbili, thao tatu kwani me ni mama yao. The guy on camera is the goon in charge of bribe operation.

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Chama ni moja, NEDP! Huyu ni candidate wetu pale Karura Ward. Tulisema mwanamke yieyiootee anataka kiti Lazima atuonyeshe usitoo time ya campaign juu wakifika kwa bunge hakuna kitu wanafanya, kazi ni kupea waheshimiwa ASSprin kutuliza kichwa. Kama huna mafrrrumbanya usiingie debe tafasalii.🌚

Chama ni moja, NEDP! Huyu ni candidate wetu pale Karura Ward. Tulisema mwanamke yieyiootee anataka kiti Lazima atuonyeshe usitoo time ya campaign juu wakifika kwa bunge hakuna kitu wanafanya, kazi ni kupea waheshimiwa ASSprin kutuliza kichwa. Kama huna mafrrrumbanya usiingie debe tafasalii.🌚

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Today's man of the match is Mulabbi Ismael. I love the men we are becoming.

Today's man of the match is Mulabbi Ismael. I love the men we are becoming.

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As I had highlighted few days ago, Walala had their tent erected 300 meters away from the main event in Kilgoris. They followed the event through a big screen as they enjoy refreshments & minofu bcoz what was needed is only their presence to complete the hustler’s narrative.

As I had highlighted few days ago, Walala had their tent erected 300 meters away from the main event in Kilgoris. They followed the event through a big screen as they enjoy refreshments & minofu bcoz what was needed is only their presence to complete the hustler’s narrative.

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These are the kind of things children remember into adulthood. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej.🥲

These are the kind of things children remember into adulthood. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej.🥲

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Watch the video keenly, Oburu Odinga didn't eat the cake Ruto gave him? Watch clearly and see that he later took the cake from his mouth and threw. Winnie Odinga whisper to his uncle before he received the cake from kasongo. There's something this family knows that we don't?

Watch the video keenly, Oburu Odinga didn't eat the cake Ruto gave him? Watch clearly and see that he later took the cake from his mouth and threw. Winnie Odinga whisper to his uncle before he received the cake from kasongo. There's something this family knows that we don't?

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Wamesema anadance kama mermaid.😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wamesema anadance kama mermaid.😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Our fellow men are hearing good out there. I don't know why such Sundus carrier are always not facially convincing. Anyway, No weapon formed against my wallet shall prosper, hii mwaka Lazima ni chimbe choo Sikhendu.🌚

Our fellow men are hearing good out there. I don't know why such Sundus carrier are always not facially convincing. Anyway, No weapon formed against my wallet shall prosper, hii mwaka Lazima ni chimbe choo Sikhendu.🌚

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Daughter of Agrippina after a successful BBL procedure.

Daughter of Agrippina after a successful BBL procedure.

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Mailood, he is almost crying. 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mailood, he is almost crying. 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kenyan athlete Nickson Rotich collapsed and died during a morning training run in Iten. Rest in peace champ 🕊️

Kenyan athlete Nickson Rotich collapsed and died during a morning training run in Iten. Rest in peace champ 🕊️

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Kimani Ichungwah must be puking blood.🥲

Kimani Ichungwah must be puking blood.🥲

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In Emurua Dikirr, the DCP candidate is moving around with a caravan full of Rigathi Gachagua’s pictures. In Ol Kalou, the UDA candidates were avoiding to include William Ruto’s picture on their posters. Kipsigis people are not cowards, we grab the bull by its balls. Chesaa!!

In Emurua Dikirr, the DCP candidate is moving around with a caravan full of Rigathi Gachagua’s pictures. In Ol Kalou, the UDA candidates were avoiding to include William Ruto’s picture on their posters. Kipsigis people are not cowards, we grab the bull by its balls. Chesaa!!

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Maina Njenga's tax collectors are back on the streets after being wiped out by the late Michuki 18 years ago. This comes exactly one month after the Mungiki sect leader assured his militia that the government, through Kithure Kindiki, is fully behind their operations.

Maina Njenga's tax collectors are back on the streets after being wiped out by the late Michuki 18 years ago. This comes exactly one month after the Mungiki sect leader assured his militia that the government, through Kithure Kindiki, is fully behind their operations.

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Citizen is saving a brother from Yamune killer squad. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Citizen is saving a brother from Yamune killer squad. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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The owner of this car is called Kirubi, a man equipped with all the horizontal engineering apparatus until proven otherwise. While I was busy in my humble Hacienda, conducting an intensive cutout search operation belonging to my yellow yellow damsel, this man who was high as a kite, decided to use my car as a handbrake. He hit my car and destroyed the bumper and fog lights. Management briefed me about the incident the following morning. After a serious man to man talk, we agreed that I take the car to a well known garage along Mirema Drive, obtain a quotation, and inform him immediately. I followed the agreement to the letter. The car was repaired, but the moment the bill landed, Kirubi performed a disappearing act & refused to pay for the damages. I repainted the bumper from my own pocket & bought new fog lights,, all attempts to reach him became as useless as Kaluma’s brains. Then out of nowhere, the gentleman sent me a video of himself wearing a wig, claiming he is not a man and that I should come collect my money in cash. Hii ni Maajabu ya Musa. The man was trying to seduce me. Imagine taking your car for repairs and returning with a bill, only for the person responsible to return wearing a wig and introducing a new identity into the negotiations! Mama watoto who's an advocate of the high court is wondering whether this case will fall under the small claims court or it's a case of identity crisis. I immediately reminded the mumu that my money has absolutely nothing to do with his personal identity or whatever he is trying to communicate. The agreement was simple,, you damaged my car, you pay for the repairs. The mumu resembles Mulamwah, but apparently he wants walimwengu to identify him as a woman. At this point I need therapy, not only has my money drunk water, I'm equally tormented by this whole whole scenario. Mama watoto who is an Advocate of the High Court is thoroughly confused. She’s wondering whether this is a case for the Small Claims Court or a special case of identity crisis. Hata kuandika demand letter imekuwa ngumu. She doesn’t know whether to address the mumu as Mr or Ms on the letterhead. She has advised me to forget about the money and accept that it has joined the missing persons register. According to her, I should protect my Sundus and avoid turning a car repair dispute into an unnecessary drama with members of team sisi kwa sisi. If anyone knows the owner of this car, it's a prado TX KDJ 401X, tell the mumu that sisi kama walala hoii, we shall find him, and he'll point to us where his Kilgoris is located for him to identify himself as daughter of Agrippina, failure to which he'll see what Onyango One Touch saw in Namba Okana back in 1906. Chesaa!!

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The owner of this car is called Kirubi, a man equipped with all the horizontal engineering apparatus until proven otherwise. While I was busy in my humble Hacienda, conducting an intensive cutout search operation belonging to my yellow yellow damsel, this man who was high as a kite, decided to use my car as a handbrake. He hit my car and destroyed the bumper and fog lights. Management briefed me about the incident the following morning. After a serious man to man talk, we agreed that I take the car to a well known garage along Mirema Drive, obtain a quotation, and inform him immediately. I followed the agreement to the letter. The car was repaired, but the moment the bill landed, Kirubi performed a disappearing act & refused to pay for the damages. I repainted the bumper from my own pocket & bought new fog lights,, all attempts to reach him became as useless as Kaluma’s brains. Then out of nowhere, the gentleman sent me a video of himself wearing a wig, claiming he is not a man and that I should come collect my money in cash. Hii ni Maajabu ya Musa. The man was trying to seduce me. Imagine taking your car for repairs and returning with a bill, only for the person responsible to return wearing a wig and introducing a new identity into the negotiations! Mama watoto who's an advocate of the high court is wondering whether this case will fall under the small claims court or it's a case of identity crisis. I immediately reminded the mumu that my money has absolutely nothing to do with his personal identity or whatever he is trying to communicate. The agreement was simple,, you damaged my car, you pay for the repairs. The mumu resembles Mulamwah, but apparently he wants walimwengu to identify him as a woman. At this point I need therapy, not only has my money drunk water, I'm equally tormented by this whole whole scenario. Mama watoto who is an Advocate of the High Court is thoroughly confused. She’s wondering whether this is a case for the Small Claims Court or a special case of identity crisis. Hata kuandika demand letter imekuwa ngumu. She doesn’t know whether to address the mumu as Mr or Ms on the letterhead. She has advised me to forget about the money and accept that it has joined the missing persons register. According to her, I should protect my Sundus and avoid turning a car repair dispute into an unnecessary drama with members of team sisi kwa sisi. If anyone knows the owner of this car, it's a prado TX KDJ 401X, tell the mumu that sisi kama walala hoii, we shall find him, and he'll point to us where his Kilgoris is located for him to identify himself as daughter of Agrippina, failure to which he'll see what Onyango One Touch saw in Namba Okana back in 1906. Chesaa!!

George T. Diano

285,188 просмотров • 2 дней назад

Tattoo artist faces wrath of Husband after he was found doing tattoos on wife's left Sundus. It's said the tattoo artist went live on TikTok to market his drawing skill only for the husband to see a familiar house. But I think He should have dealt with the wife. The tattoo guy was just doing his job shirtless. My question is, if the tattoo artist received such a beating, what would he do to a Gynecologist.

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Tattoo artist faces wrath of Husband after he was found doing tattoos on wife's left Sundus. It's said the tattoo artist went live on TikTok to market his drawing skill only for the husband to see a familiar house. But I think He should have dealt with the wife. The tattoo guy was just doing his job shirtless. My question is, if the tattoo artist received such a beating, what would he do to a Gynecologist.

George T. Diano

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DNA delayed is school fee & rent paid plus other unnecessary demands. Hadi mtaalam kwa wizara ya wanawake na ndoa alisongeshewa beacon na akawekelewa cumzigo. What's even more shocking is daughter of Agrippina saying "Me I'm surprised myself". Nobody is above the programme. 😂😂

DNA delayed is school fee & rent paid plus other unnecessary demands. Hadi mtaalam kwa wizara ya wanawake na ndoa alisongeshewa beacon na akawekelewa cumzigo. What's even more shocking is daughter of Agrippina saying "Me I'm surprised myself". Nobody is above the programme. 😂😂

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Isn’t she like 10 years old? Lord have mercy. 😭🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Isn’t she like 10 years old? Lord have mercy. 😭🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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1,343,538 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

How the toxic woman left without burying her father. She turned the funeral into a circus. I feel sorry for Brother Bernard the keyboardist who will take her & enter into that thing called Mareej.

How the toxic woman left without burying her father. She turned the funeral into a circus. I feel sorry for Brother Bernard the keyboardist who will take her & enter into that thing called Mareej.

George T. Diano

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WAIT TILL YOU FIND OUT WHAT THIS ADVERT IS ACTUALLY ABOUT!!😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂

WAIT TILL YOU FIND OUT WHAT THIS ADVERT IS ACTUALLY ABOUT!!😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂

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1,551,905 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

Didn't expect that ending... Wait for it!!😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Didn't expect that ending... Wait for it!!😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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“Wajaluo Kila siku mko maandamano, you're very violent. Iyo akili yenyu mnasemanga mkonayo niya kufanya nini”.~ George Natembeya.

“Wajaluo Kila siku mko maandamano, you're very violent. Iyo akili yenyu mnasemanga mkonayo niya kufanya nini”.~ George Natembeya.

George T. Diano

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Kamati ya Roho chafu, hapa mnaona ni miezi ngapi at most? May Yehova Wanyonyi remember these two as they enter into that thing called Mareej. Kuna mtu atatoa balloon hapa mbele.

Kamati ya Roho chafu, hapa mnaona ni miezi ngapi at most? May Yehova Wanyonyi remember these two as they enter into that thing called Mareej. Kuna mtu atatoa balloon hapa mbele.

George T. Diano

403,871 просмотров • 22 дней назад

Indeed, we are a reflection of our leaders.😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Indeed, we are a reflection of our leaders.😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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296,938 просмотров • 17 дней назад

Kiawa!! 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kiawa!! 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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33,140 просмотров • 1 день назад

Imagine corrupt police officers showing up at your workplace to arrest you after your father hires them to intimidate you for refusing to sign land and business assets. The Gen Z daughter claims her father forged documents to remove her mother from the family assets, but it seems she isn't surrendering her rightful share. The father is standing there with his sanpanku eyes regretting ever educating his daughter. I love how she's dealing with the alumni of Kiganjo School of Hard Knocks. Askari wanadhani we are still in the Era of intimidation, this new Generation fears no one. Chesaa!!

Imagine corrupt police officers showing up at your workplace to arrest you after your father hires them to intimidate you for refusing to sign land and business assets. The Gen Z daughter claims her father forged documents to remove her mother from the family assets, but it seems she isn't surrendering her rightful share. The father is standing there with his sanpanku eyes regretting ever educating his daughter. I love how she's dealing with the alumni of Kiganjo School of Hard Knocks. Askari wanadhani we are still in the Era of intimidation, this new Generation fears no one. Chesaa!!

George T. Diano

464,881 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

Son of Adonija decided to display his Talibanism by pulling a gun on a calm man, not knowing that Omwami on the other side alikuwa amejipin. No sooner had our Kemonda finished his gun show performance than mlimwengu calmly pulled his own pistol & sent three express bullets to his chest. Our boy has now been booked for a permanent vacation at Paradiso State Lodge, located along Sayuni Lane, where he’ll be joining Jakom and Chivayo in the great beyond,,, the land of milk, honey and unlimited Sayuni Wi-Fi. Road range haijawahi saidia mtu. Sometimes the loudest gun in the room belongs to the quietest man. Always move gently out there kings. You never know who you’re messing with. Chesaa!!

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Son of Adonija decided to display his Talibanism by pulling a gun on a calm man, not knowing that Omwami on the other side alikuwa amejipin. No sooner had our Kemonda finished his gun show performance than mlimwengu calmly pulled his own pistol & sent three express bullets to his chest. Our boy has now been booked for a permanent vacation at Paradiso State Lodge, located along Sayuni Lane, where he’ll be joining Jakom and Chivayo in the great beyond,,, the land of milk, honey and unlimited Sayuni Wi-Fi. Road range haijawahi saidia mtu. Sometimes the loudest gun in the room belongs to the quietest man. Always move gently out there kings. You never know who you’re messing with. Chesaa!!

George T. Diano

133,788 просмотров • 12 дней назад

I despise Ichungwah but Jana Top cream wa Gachagua alionyeshwa Bunge sio Abadare Forest where you can debate with anyone including mumus. Kalimaliswa namna hatari! Gachagua alisema anataka wasomi bunge.. ndio Hawa sasa...aibu!!😂😂😂😂😂

I despise Ichungwah but Jana Top cream wa Gachagua alionyeshwa Bunge sio Abadare Forest where you can debate with anyone including mumus. Kalimaliswa namna hatari! Gachagua alisema anataka wasomi bunge.. ndio Hawa sasa...aibu!!😂😂😂😂😂

George T. Diano

181,182 просмотров • 18 дней назад

Since men became wise on their finances women live in resentment. We are Unplugged madam.

Since men became wise on their finances women live in resentment. We are Unplugged madam.

George T. Diano

425,305 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

Hapa ndio mambo ilianza kuchemkia I hear.

Hapa ndio mambo ilianza kuchemkia I hear.

George T. Diano

218,804 просмотров • 29 дней назад

That Russian guy really did our women dirty. Daughter of Agrippina was dancing like poverty had personally texted her, “Last warning”. She was spinning, twisting & even doing somersaults,, neck on the line, visa in the heart! Msichana wa reggae amebadilisha miondoko, chesaa! The funniest part is that She’s vibing hard, smiling from ear to ear, not even knowing what the song means. Maybe the song was about hunger or monkeys. But daughter of Agrippina was there dancing like she understands every syllable in Cyrillic. Knowing how Kenyan women are delulu, In her mind, she had already found her God-given rib. Wedding already planned in her head, probably thinking of Honeymoon in Moscow. She was dancing with determination. The way she was entertaining the mikoras, You’d think there was a visa application form hidden under the dance floor. One more mkurundu backflip and the embassy would stamp it automatically. She was moving like a possessed cult member at prophet Owuor’s circus. You remember Samson after his eyes were plucked out by the Philistines? They guy was forced to entertain them like an idiot. Now this is the modern version. Except this time it’s self-sponsored entertainment. No chains, no mijeledis, just vibes & false hope. Modern day colonization is real my pipoos. After disease, fear hunger. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

That Russian guy really did our women dirty. Daughter of Agrippina was dancing like poverty had personally texted her, “Last warning”. She was spinning, twisting & even doing somersaults,, neck on the line, visa in the heart! Msichana wa reggae amebadilisha miondoko, chesaa! The funniest part is that She’s vibing hard, smiling from ear to ear, not even knowing what the song means. Maybe the song was about hunger or monkeys. But daughter of Agrippina was there dancing like she understands every syllable in Cyrillic. Knowing how Kenyan women are delulu, In her mind, she had already found her God-given rib. Wedding already planned in her head, probably thinking of Honeymoon in Moscow. She was dancing with determination. The way she was entertaining the mikoras, You’d think there was a visa application form hidden under the dance floor. One more mkurundu backflip and the embassy would stamp it automatically. She was moving like a possessed cult member at prophet Owuor’s circus. You remember Samson after his eyes were plucked out by the Philistines? They guy was forced to entertain them like an idiot. Now this is the modern version. Except this time it’s self-sponsored entertainment. No chains, no mijeledis, just vibes & false hope. Modern day colonization is real my pipoos. After disease, fear hunger. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

George T. Diano

1,880,437 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

Pastor T, who allegedly used to go from one girls school to another to supply high voltage electricity to underage girls in the name of spiritual networking, has now received a prophecy that an uprising leader from Western Kenya could be assassinated. According to the pulpit bandit, the said leader urgently needs to visit his church for some serious spiritual consultations. And as always, prophecy works best when accompanied by an envelope carrying something heavier than the Bible. The pastor will then activate the Anti-Assassination Prayer Department, sprinkle some holy water, chase away the evil spirits and install a spiritual firewall around the politician. Election season is here walimwengu. Politicians are casting their nets for votes, while some men of Yehova Wanyonyi are casting theirs for envelopes. Pia sisi walala hoii we don't want to hear mdomo tamtam from politicians, without sitting allowance or premium Kanamba speciioo to lubricate our throats to shout WANTAM or TUTAM, tutakupiga Mawe na hiyo manifesto Yako ya matakataka.🌚

Pastor T, who allegedly used to go from one girls school to another to supply high voltage electricity to underage girls in the name of spiritual networking, has now received a prophecy that an uprising leader from Western Kenya could be assassinated. According to the pulpit bandit, the said leader urgently needs to visit his church for some serious spiritual consultations. And as always, prophecy works best when accompanied by an envelope carrying something heavier than the Bible. The pastor will then activate the Anti-Assassination Prayer Department, sprinkle some holy water, chase away the evil spirits and install a spiritual firewall around the politician. Election season is here walimwengu. Politicians are casting their nets for votes, while some men of Yehova Wanyonyi are casting theirs for envelopes. Pia sisi walala hoii we don't want to hear mdomo tamtam from politicians, without sitting allowance or premium Kanamba speciioo to lubricate our throats to shout WANTAM or TUTAM, tutakupiga Mawe na hiyo manifesto Yako ya matakataka.🌚

George T. Diano

169,956 просмотров • 26 дней назад

This was Kamwana’s last effort to try & secure Raila’s “win”. Buana Ledama Olekina saw birds of Ngethe hii siku. It was a Long con!!

This was Kamwana’s last effort to try & secure Raila’s “win”. Buana Ledama Olekina saw birds of Ngethe hii siku. It was a Long con!!

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153,471 просмотров • 25 дней назад

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