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Elena Rybakina, the calmest woman on tour, having a quiet disagreement with her tennis. 😉🎾 #USOpen

Elena Rybakina, the calmest woman on tour, having a quiet disagreement with her tennis. 😉🎾 #USOpen

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Does Alex Eala date? “I’m not seeking anything at the moment, but if it happens to be, it happens to be.” — Alex Eala She’s basically saying, “Applications are closed, but exceptional candidates may still be considered.” 😂😉

Does Alex Eala date? “I’m not seeking anything at the moment, but if it happens to be, it happens to be.” — Alex Eala She’s basically saying, “Applications are closed, but exceptional candidates may still be considered.” 😂😉

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After a series of unforced errors: Alex: Currently losing an argument with herself. 😤🤬 Joan: “Kalma lang, Alex. Isang point lang ’yan.” 😂 ✌🏻✌🏻

After a series of unforced errors: Alex: Currently losing an argument with herself. 😤🤬 Joan: “Kalma lang, Alex. Isang point lang ’yan.” 😂 ✌🏻✌🏻

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Mayor Vico Sotto : “Pag Mayor ka… sa Local Government Code… BAWAL ka magkaroon ng IBANG Trabaho… DAPAT SUMUNOD TAYO DUN.” Sana makinig ka Mayor Magalong, Wag mo na sisihin yung sumusunod lang sa batas. Same lang ito sa sinabi ni USec Claire Castro. Tama na paawa effect. 📹 credit: @.ThePodNetworkEntertainment (youtube)

Mayor Vico Sotto : “Pag Mayor ka… sa Local Government Code… BAWAL ka magkaroon ng IBANG Trabaho… DAPAT SUMUNOD TAYO DUN.” Sana makinig ka Mayor Magalong, Wag mo na sisihin yung sumusunod lang sa batas. Same lang ito sa sinabi ni USec Claire Castro. Tama na paawa effect. 📹 credit: @.ThePodNetworkEntertainment (youtube)

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Not a lip reader, so take this with a grain of salt—but after that unforced error, it looked like Pegula mouthed something like, “I’m so out of this…” 😕

Not a lip reader, so take this with a grain of salt—but after that unforced error, it looked like Pegula mouthed something like, “I’m so out of this…” 😕

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After all committee chairmanships were declared vacant, the 1st committee chairperson installed by the DDS senators was ICC fugitive Ronald Bato dela Rosa as Chair of the Public Order and Security Committee.🤡 And if there’s no leadership change on Monday, they’ll likely install Robin Padilla in the Education Committee and Bong Go in the Health Committee next.🤡 Isa itong malaking insulto hindi lang sa Senado bilang institusyon, kundi lalo na sa mga Pilipino.

After all committee chairmanships were declared vacant, the 1st committee chairperson installed by the DDS senators was ICC fugitive Ronald Bato dela Rosa as Chair of the Public Order and Security Committee.🤡 And if there’s no leadership change on Monday, they’ll likely install Robin Padilla in the Education Committee and Bong Go in the Health Committee next.🤡 Isa itong malaking insulto hindi lang sa Senado bilang institusyon, kundi lalo na sa mga Pilipino.

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ALEX SERVES UP ANOTHER BAGEL! 🥯😮‍💨🎾🔥 7–5, 6–0 to win the Asian Games QF! 🇵🇭 ON TO THE SEMIS! 💪🏻🎾

ALEX SERVES UP ANOTHER BAGEL! 🥯😮‍💨🎾🔥 7–5, 6–0 to win the Asian Games QF! 🇵🇭 ON TO THE SEMIS! 💪🏻🎾

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Wild prediction? Alex Eala completes her manifestation trilogy: • Doubles with João Fonseca • A match against Serena Williams • A match against Aryna Sabalenka Bonus prediction: The Sabalenka match happens in the Wimbledon final. 😂🌱🎾 😉

Wild prediction? Alex Eala completes her manifestation trilogy: • Doubles with João Fonseca • A match against Serena Williams • A match against Aryna Sabalenka Bonus prediction: The Sabalenka match happens in the Wimbledon final. 😂🌱🎾 😉

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ReturnEala strikes again. 😮‍💨🎾🔥

ReturnEala strikes again. 😮‍💨🎾🔥

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hindi naman halata na kinilig si Michelle Dee dito. And pag ngumiti si Atty. Oliver parang si Papa P! sobrang bagay talaga sila 😊 #ShowtimeSaGMA #ShowtimeSanibPwersa #MMDOnShowtime Video credit ABS-CBN Entertainement YT channel

hindi naman halata na kinilig si Michelle Dee dito. And pag ngumiti si Atty. Oliver parang si Papa P! sobrang bagay talaga sila 😊 #ShowtimeSaGMA #ShowtimeSanibPwersa #MMDOnShowtime Video credit ABS-CBN Entertainement YT channel

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104 mph service winner. 💥🎾 Now 3–0 in the first set. 💪🏻🇵🇭🔥

104 mph service winner. 💥🎾 Now 3–0 in the first set. 💪🏻🇵🇭🔥

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ABS-CBN News Nasobrahan naman yata pagiging Hypocrite mo Sara! Minura ng tatay mo si Pope Francis, tinawag pa na Stupid si God. Tuwang tuwa pa kyo habang sinasabi nya yan. 🤬😡

ABS-CBN News Nasobrahan naman yata pagiging Hypocrite mo Sara! Minura ng tatay mo si Pope Francis, tinawag pa na Stupid si God. Tuwang tuwa pa kyo habang sinasabi nya yan. 🤬😡

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“Pro bono, sige, pero walang puwedeng magdikta kung ano ang makita ko, ’yun lang. Huwag n’yo akong i-sway kaliwa o kanan. ’Yan lang po ang condition ko…” — Atty. Cabrera Firm, independent, and principled. 👏🏻👏🏻🫡

“Pro bono, sige, pero walang puwedeng magdikta kung ano ang makita ko, ’yun lang. Huwag n’yo akong i-sway kaliwa o kanan. ’Yan lang po ang condition ko…” — Atty. Cabrera Firm, independent, and principled. 👏🏻👏🏻🫡

163,697 views • 25 days ago

“How much ang total transaction na NILABA—eh, I mean, NILABAS or PALABAS…” Atty. Mae Divinagracia 😂🤣

“How much ang total transaction na NILABA—eh, I mean, NILABAS or PALABAS…” Atty. Mae Divinagracia 😂🤣

181,419 views • 1 month ago

This is genuinely one of the craziest tennis highlights I’ve seen all year. The determination to stay completely horizontal and still get the ball back is unbelievable. Alex Eala is an absolute warrior. 🇵🇭🔥🎾 #Wimbledon #AlexEala 🎥edit :ctto

This is genuinely one of the craziest tennis highlights I’ve seen all year. The determination to stay completely horizontal and still get the ball back is unbelievable. Alex Eala is an absolute warrior. 🇵🇭🔥🎾 #Wimbledon #AlexEala 🎥edit :ctto

627,785 views • 4 months ago

Atty. Erwin Matib’s calm delivery while Atty. Ferrer is like 😵‍💫😵‍💫 during cross-examination. 😂😏

Atty. Erwin Matib’s calm delivery while Atty. Ferrer is like 😵‍💫😵‍💫 during cross-examination. 😂😏

118,419 views • 25 days ago

As an accountant, here’s my answer: Cash cannot simply be included in “Other Assets.” 😏 Cash is money already available—on hand or in the bank. It’s the most liquid asset and readily verifiable through cash counts and bank statements. “Other Assets” are resources that don’t fall under specific asset classifications and aren’t immediately available as cash. Different assets, different classifications. That’s basic accounting—and it matters in SALN disclosure too.

As an accountant, here’s my answer: Cash cannot simply be included in “Other Assets.” 😏 Cash is money already available—on hand or in the bank. It’s the most liquid asset and readily verifiable through cash counts and bank statements. “Other Assets” are resources that don’t fall under specific asset classifications and aren’t immediately available as cash. Different assets, different classifications. That’s basic accounting—and it matters in SALN disclosure too.

114,129 views • 29 days ago

So the CCTV now shows Senate Sgt-at-Arms Aplasca was basically firing at… imaginary targets? 🤡

So the CCTV now shows Senate Sgt-at-Arms Aplasca was basically firing at… imaginary targets? 🤡

616,117 views • 5 months ago

Sen Ping Lacson to Marcoleta “Away kaagad tayo dito” “Are you trying to STEAL the show?” And Marcoleta (🤡) still insisted that he is Not protecting the Discayas. 😂🤮

Sen Ping Lacson to Marcoleta “Away kaagad tayo dito” “Are you trying to STEAL the show?” And Marcoleta (🤡) still insisted that he is Not protecting the Discayas. 😂🤮

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“Hindi po siya alleged, eh.” “Hindi po siya supposed fraud.” “Non-reporting po siya.” “Mayroon po akong testigo.” — Atty. Cabrera 😭😂 Piercing through Atty. Ferrer’s line of questioning. 😂

“Hindi po siya alleged, eh.” “Hindi po siya supposed fraud.” “Non-reporting po siya.” “Mayroon po akong testigo.” — Atty. Cabrera 😭😂 Piercing through Atty. Ferrer’s line of questioning. 😂

85,242 views • 25 days ago

Ipapaalala ko lang po ang sinabi ni Mayor Vico Sotto: “Hindi lang sila basta naglalaglagan, gusto nila magulo ang kwento. Gusto nila lituhin tayo. Gusto nila na di na natin malalaman ang totoo.” "These are people who are really capable of lying without batting an eyelash."

Ipapaalala ko lang po ang sinabi ni Mayor Vico Sotto: “Hindi lang sila basta naglalaglagan, gusto nila magulo ang kwento. Gusto nila lituhin tayo. Gusto nila na di na natin malalaman ang totoo.” "These are people who are really capable of lying without batting an eyelash."

442,655 views • 5 months ago

“I would appreciate a more positive term.” — Alex Eala 🎾🇵🇭 Alex on the “fookelya” serve nickname: she understands that fans don’t mean it in a bad way, but the term itself doesn’t feel very positive to her. And honestly, fair. 😂 If Alex herself is asking for a rebrand, I think we need to respect the request. Someone get the fandom together—we need a better serve name. 😁🎾🇵🇭 Right, mother liliana ibarra moren? 😉😂

“I would appreciate a more positive term.” — Alex Eala 🎾🇵🇭 Alex on the “fookelya” serve nickname: she understands that fans don’t mean it in a bad way, but the term itself doesn’t feel very positive to her. And honestly, fair. 😂 If Alex herself is asking for a rebrand, I think we need to respect the request. Someone get the fandom together—we need a better serve name. 😁🎾🇵🇭 Right, mother liliana ibarra moren? 😉😂

201,283 views • 2 months ago

Cong. Pepito Alvarez: “May kinalaman doon sa pinadala sa akin ni Mike Defensor… Si Mike Defensor ang nagpadala sa akin ng impeachment complaint laban sa Pangulo at kung maaari raw ay i-endorso ko… Eh NANG HINDI KO INENDORSO, BIGLA na lang AKO NAGKAPANGALAN dito.” 😂 🎥 bncphl youtube chanel

Cong. Pepito Alvarez: “May kinalaman doon sa pinadala sa akin ni Mike Defensor… Si Mike Defensor ang nagpadala sa akin ng impeachment complaint laban sa Pangulo at kung maaari raw ay i-endorso ko… Eh NANG HINDI KO INENDORSO, BIGLA na lang AKO NAGKAPANGALAN dito.” 😂 🎥 bncphl youtube chanel

429,775 views • 5 months ago

“The Asian Games happens once every four years… I just found myself drawn to competing in that.” 🇵🇭🎾 And I love that choice. 🥹 Some tournaments matter. Some moments mean more. 😊 Singapore first, then it’s time to wear the flag again. 🇸🇬🎾🇵🇭

“The Asian Games happens once every four years… I just found myself drawn to competing in that.” 🇵🇭🎾 And I love that choice. 🥹 Some tournaments matter. Some moments mean more. 😊 Singapore first, then it’s time to wear the flag again. 🇸🇬🎾🇵🇭

170,069 views • 2 months ago

Only if the video is clear. 😮‍💨 Ang ganda ng point na ’to! 🎾🔥

Only if the video is clear. 😮‍💨 Ang ganda ng point na ’to! 🎾🔥

98,909 views • 1 month ago

Okay, now this little detail makes even more sense. 😜🎾 The commentator just pointed out how rare it is for Nike tennis players to have third-party sponsor patches on their kits.

Okay, now this little detail makes even more sense. 😜🎾 The commentator just pointed out how rare it is for Nike tennis players to have third-party sponsor patches on their kits.

133,470 views • 2 months ago

No accounting formula needed. Just logic. Hindi kayang maipaliwanag? It’s UNEXPLAINED WEALTH. Period. 😭

No accounting formula needed. Just logic. Hindi kayang maipaliwanag? It’s UNEXPLAINED WEALTH. Period. 😭

59,279 views • 1 month ago

Accountants and even non-accountants will agree on this. 😉✌🏻

Accountants and even non-accountants will agree on this. 😉✌🏻

44,273 views • 25 days ago

SP Gatchalian: Mga ex-men. (Former SP) 😂 Sen. Migz: First bachelor Senate President. 😂 Senate history, summarized in two lines. 😉

SP Gatchalian: Mga ex-men. (Former SP) 😂 Sen. Migz: First bachelor Senate President. 😂 Senate history, summarized in two lines. 😉

211,308 views • 4 months ago

One thing I’m proud of kahit natalo si Alex: the fans. 🇵🇭🥹 The crowd was clearly more for Alex. 😂 Pero kahit natalo siya, they still gave Prozorova the flowers she deserved. Pinoys can be loud, pero marunong pa ring rumespeto sa kalaban. 👏🏻🎾

One thing I’m proud of kahit natalo si Alex: the fans. 🇵🇭🥹 The crowd was clearly more for Alex. 😂 Pero kahit natalo siya, they still gave Prozorova the flowers she deserved. Pinoys can be loud, pero marunong pa ring rumespeto sa kalaban. 👏🏻🎾

66,503 views • 1 month ago

I knew someone would eventually make an edit of her little head-scratch mannerism. It’s so cute. 🥹😂🩷

I knew someone would eventually make an edit of her little head-scratch mannerism. It’s so cute. 🥹😂🩷

130,440 views • 3 months ago

Mag-aamend si Pia Cayetano sa bill ni Sen. Risa Hontiveros, pero wala man lang kopya ng proposed amendments na ibinigay sa sponsor? Basic courtesy na lang sa legislative process, hindi pa magawa. Asan ang common sense po, Sen. Pia?

Mag-aamend si Pia Cayetano sa bill ni Sen. Risa Hontiveros, pero wala man lang kopya ng proposed amendments na ibinigay sa sponsor? Basic courtesy na lang sa legislative process, hindi pa magawa. Asan ang common sense po, Sen. Pia?

188,617 views • 4 months ago