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Biotechnologist and sunlight maximalist. Founder @sunfluencer. Living off-grid and building a bunker in the Brazilian jungle. ☀️ n=1 everything

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Hey Grok. What loophole is this?

Hey Grok. What loophole is this?

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His muscle memory made him start walking on all fours.

His muscle memory made him start walking on all fours.

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🇧🇷 BRAZIL: A 21yo woman died today in the State of São Paulo after the rope jump organizers forgot to attach her safety rope before throwing her off a 40m bridge. She fell straight to her death.

🇧🇷 BRAZIL: A 21yo woman died today in the State of São Paulo after the rope jump organizers forgot to attach her safety rope before throwing her off a 40m bridge. She fell straight to her death.

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I’ve been saying it for months and now it’s painfully obvious: Howard Lutnick is Donald Trump’s handler. Yes, THAT Howard Lutnick. – The guy who survived 9/11 due to son's kindergarten day. – The guy who forced an Israeli loyalty test on White House staff. – The guy who just happened to be Jeffrey Epstein’s neighbor (what are the odds?). – The guy who lied about cutting ties with Epstein in 2005. – The guy who visited Epstein Island with his four kids in 2012. – The guy who thinks covering for pedophiles is funny. But sure, keep telling yourself Trump is in charge.

I’ve been saying it for months and now it’s painfully obvious: Howard Lutnick is Donald Trump’s handler. Yes, THAT Howard Lutnick. – The guy who survived 9/11 due to son's kindergarten day. – The guy who forced an Israeli loyalty test on White House staff. – The guy who just happened to be Jeffrey Epstein’s neighbor (what are the odds?). – The guy who lied about cutting ties with Epstein in 2005. – The guy who visited Epstein Island with his four kids in 2012. – The guy who thinks covering for pedophiles is funny. But sure, keep telling yourself Trump is in charge.

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At this point, South America feels more European than Europe.

At this point, South America feels more European than Europe.

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Hitler looking down from heaven as Paraguay knocked out a Germany team packed with Black players and Muslims.

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Hitler looking down from heaven as Paraguay knocked out a Germany team packed with Black players and Muslims.

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Check out Ben’s face after Charlie Kirk said, “You Jews own the media, Ben.” His expression says more than a thousand words. Charlie had to die for starting to notice, and something tells me Ben knew exactly what was coming.

Check out Ben’s face after Charlie Kirk said, “You Jews own the media, Ben.” His expression says more than a thousand words. Charlie had to die for starting to notice, and something tells me Ben knew exactly what was coming.

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This Epstein Island visitor and next-door neighbor of Epstein is living his best life instead of rotting in jail. You're not angry enough yet.

This Epstein Island visitor and next-door neighbor of Epstein is living his best life instead of rotting in jail. You're not angry enough yet.

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Any news about this incident, or has it also already been swept under the rug?

Any news about this incident, or has it also already been swept under the rug?

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Checking every stereotype off the list. I’m not even surprised anymore.

Checking every stereotype off the list. I’m not even surprised anymore.

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I’m against violence. I genuinely cannot comprehend how anyone could take pleasure in harming another human being. But if my homeland were occupied by people who considered me and my family subhuman and potential slaves, and treated us accordingly, I honestly don’t know what I’d be capable of. One thing I do know: these people are neither our friends nor our allies, and certainly not God’s chosen people.

I’m against violence. I genuinely cannot comprehend how anyone could take pleasure in harming another human being. But if my homeland were occupied by people who considered me and my family subhuman and potential slaves, and treated us accordingly, I honestly don’t know what I’d be capable of. One thing I do know: these people are neither our friends nor our allies, and certainly not God’s chosen people.

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🚨 NEW: Trump calls Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla a great businessman and great person while the crowd righteously boos him. Bourla’s poison has ruined millions of lives, yet Trump still showers him with praise. WHY???

🚨 NEW: Trump calls Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla a great businessman and great person while the crowd righteously boos him. Bourla’s poison has ruined millions of lives, yet Trump still showers him with praise. WHY???

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Novak Djokovic (Novak Djokovic) was excluded from the US Open for the last two years because he refused to participate in a human experiment. Today, he won the US Open for the fourth time – his 24th Grand Slam victory overall. The fact that Moderna was the main sponsor of this event makes his win even more triumphant. Congratulations, Novak. You’re the GOAT and an idol for billions of people on this planet who also haven’t bowed to the medical-industrial complex.

Novak Djokovic (Novak Djokovic) was excluded from the US Open for the last two years because he refused to participate in a human experiment. Today, he won the US Open for the fourth time – his 24th Grand Slam victory overall. The fact that Moderna was the main sponsor of this event makes his win even more triumphant. Congratulations, Novak. You’re the GOAT and an idol for billions of people on this planet who also haven’t bowed to the medical-industrial complex.

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This is how it was supposed to go.

This is how it was supposed to go.

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🚨ATTENTION: On Friday, the Canadian Parliament paid tribute to 98-year-old Ukrainian immigrant Yaroslav Hunka, who fought against the Russians in WW2. It's profoundly alarming and unequivocally condemnable that he received such honor, as his record shows that he fought alongside the Nazıs during the Third Reıch as a part of the 14th Waffen, also known as SS Galizien. SS Galizien was involved in brutal actions and atrocities against civilians, such as: ▪️ Participation in anti-partisan operations, contributing to numerous civilian casualties. ▪️ Involvement in the mass murđer of Polish and Jewısh civilians. ▪️ The destruction and annihilation of whole villages, resulting in the displacement of thousands. ▪️ Collaborating in the oppressive Nazı regime’s endeavors to obliterate Jewısh communities. ▪️ Enforcement of the brutal policies of racial purity and Aryan supremacy propagated by the Nazı ideology. The spectacle of standing ovations being given to an individual with literal Nazı affiliations is a stark reminder of the urgent and continuous need to combat the rise and normalization of (bio-)fascıst ideologies and actors. Do you agree that SS Nazıs should not be honored in our parliaments?

🚨ATTENTION: On Friday, the Canadian Parliament paid tribute to 98-year-old Ukrainian immigrant Yaroslav Hunka, who fought against the Russians in WW2. It's profoundly alarming and unequivocally condemnable that he received such honor, as his record shows that he fought alongside the Nazıs during the Third Reıch as a part of the 14th Waffen, also known as SS Galizien. SS Galizien was involved in brutal actions and atrocities against civilians, such as: ▪️ Participation in anti-partisan operations, contributing to numerous civilian casualties. ▪️ Involvement in the mass murđer of Polish and Jewısh civilians. ▪️ The destruction and annihilation of whole villages, resulting in the displacement of thousands. ▪️ Collaborating in the oppressive Nazı regime’s endeavors to obliterate Jewısh communities. ▪️ Enforcement of the brutal policies of racial purity and Aryan supremacy propagated by the Nazı ideology. The spectacle of standing ovations being given to an individual with literal Nazı affiliations is a stark reminder of the urgent and continuous need to combat the rise and normalization of (bio-)fascıst ideologies and actors. Do you agree that SS Nazıs should not be honored in our parliaments?

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Average liberal.

Average liberal.

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Five reasons her ex didn't get myocarditis.

Five reasons her ex didn't get myocarditis.

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During Covid, masks made it easy to spot the NPCs. Thankfully, haircuts have taken over as the new warning sign.

During Covid, masks made it easy to spot the NPCs. Thankfully, haircuts have taken over as the new warning sign.

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Five reasons why her ex won't get myocarditis.

Five reasons why her ex won't get myocarditis.

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Remember when Bill Gates grinned like a creep fantasizing about injecting GMOs “into little kids’ arms”? From everything that’s come out, Gates clearly got off on putting things into children that have no business being there. He’s a depraved, pedophile monster who belongs in a cage for the rest of his miserable life.

Remember when Bill Gates grinned like a creep fantasizing about injecting GMOs “into little kids’ arms”? From everything that’s come out, Gates clearly got off on putting things into children that have no business being there. He’s a depraved, pedophile monster who belongs in a cage for the rest of his miserable life.

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“It’s on video, but it’s not true.”

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His muscle memory made him start walking on all fours.

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Whose fault was it?

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The Netherlands continues to enjoy the benefits of cultural enrichment.

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That’s exactly how you deal with thugs. We need more of it.

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Why do they treat God as if He were an autistic toddler?

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This is the most idiotic conversation I’ve seen in ages. 😂

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What the fvck, MSNBC. You deserve to be canceled to the core.

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“Bro, there’s sugar in your bugs.”

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Gotta love Dutch humor. 😂

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