Greg the Sorcerer

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BREAKING: A Dragon has attacked Helgan interrupting a live NBC broadcast covering the execution of Ulfric Stormcloak.

Hey has anyone seen the gelatinous cube I wasn’t able to find it in the dungeon? My fat chud of an apprentice in the other room:

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The tiny man inside my Steam Controller when I get pissed off while playing a game and shatter my controller against the wall in a fit of rage

BY THE NINE IM TWEAKING

Did you hear about what happened to the next town over? Rumor has it bandits came in and burned the whole place to the ground. The man being drawn and quartered in the middle of town square:

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Riddle goblin: Not so fast adventurers if you wish to pass by me you must solve my riddles three Wizard: I wasn’t expecting to encounter any riddles during our journey we might be in for quite th- The barbarian who just downed an entire elixir of bloodlust:

Oh dear it appears I’m all alone in this empty and decrepit castle! I sure hope nothing horrifying is plotting to jump out from the shadows and frighten me.. The Terrifying Count Dracula:

Where is my crystal ball I can’t find it anywhere? My gluttonous familiar:

Egads it appears I’ve been abducted by a mindflayer ship I need to find a way off this vessel immediately i just hope I don’t run into any resistance during my harrowing escape! The insidious intellect devourer:

Warlock: I made a deal with a devil and in exchange for my soul I can invoke other worldly powers to destroy my enemies with Sorcerer: I am able to naturally channel the magic that surrounds us to cast spells that would otherwise take years of study to master Artificer:

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When you’re getting some fine ass feline head from that Khajiit babe you met on the road, but you forgot cats had spiked tongues and she’s lowkey licking your meat off the bone

Well, that should be the last of those pesky Falmer. Now with no more enemies to get in my way, I should be able to loot these Dwemer ruins in peace. The humble Dwarven Centurion coming over to introduce itself:

When you fuck up the two guard’s riddle and choose the wrong door

The farmer that hired some adventurers to deal with a goblin problem watching the wizard whiff their spell and send a fireball straight into his house with his wife and children still inside

Oh heavens, I find myself all alone within this dark and eerie abandoned castle! I sure hope I don’t encounter anything frightening while I’m here… Wait! I hear a sound.. Who’s goes there! The Terrifying Count Dracula:

Has necromancy gone too far?

For those of you who doubt my power

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Hunting for goblins

When you finally manage to reach the top floor of the Scientology building only to find Tom Cruise waiting for you there like this

My homunculus who was created to experience only pain

I’d like to clarify that I don’t use ai for any of my posts all of what you see is real and physically exists

Hey has anyone seen the gelatinous slime? I haven’t seen it anywhere around the castle The two surly barbarians currently plundering my dungeon:

The type of shit the artificer pulls up on instead of a horse

Ugh, I can’t believe the king just raised the land taxes again! Could this day possibly get any worse? The orc warband marching towards town:

Suddenly, the north wind blew fiercely.

Every time I play any open world survival game with building mechanics with my friends, it almost always ends up with me pulling a Saruman and leveling multiple forests so I can build a monolithic mega fortress to live in.

Race: Breton Sex: Male Class: Druid Weapon: Greatsword Oh yeah, it's Game time

That one friend in the Minecraft server who immediately split off from the main group to build multiple monolithic mega farms that will provide them with all the resources they would ever need to construct their new empire

Man I hate having to traverse the enchanted forest at dusk

Skeletons when the Cleric mistakingly casts “Turnt Undead”

Lofi wizard radio 🔮 beats to relax/ponder to