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Me: hey bartender I’m feeling rather thirsty you got anything to drink? The bartender who is actually an evil witch in disguise and trying trick me into drinking their sinister potion: *ohhoho* let me pour you something sinist- I mean “refreshing”

Me: hey bartender I’m feeling rather thirsty you got anything to drink? The bartender who is actually an evil witch in disguise and trying trick me into drinking their sinister potion: *ohhoho* let me pour you something sinist- I mean “refreshing”

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“Would you be interested in getting into Magic the gather-

“Would you be interested in getting into Magic the gather-

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Druids taking their pet tree out for a walk

Druids taking their pet tree out for a walk

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BREAKING: A Dragon has attacked Helgan interrupting a live NBC broadcast covering the execution of Ulfric Stormcloak.

BREAKING: A Dragon has attacked Helgan interrupting a live NBC broadcast covering the execution of Ulfric Stormcloak.

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The tiny man inside my Steam Controller when I get pissed off while playing a game and shatter my controller against the wall in a fit of rage

The tiny man inside my Steam Controller when I get pissed off while playing a game and shatter my controller against the wall in a fit of rage

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And I was like- penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis gnome. penis penis gnome, penis penis gnome, penis penis gnome. penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis gnome. penis penis gnome, penis penis gnome, penis penis gnome.

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And I was like- penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis gnome. penis penis gnome, penis penis gnome, penis penis gnome. penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis gnome. penis penis gnome, penis penis gnome, penis penis gnome.

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Hey has anyone seen the gelatinous cube I wasn’t able to find it in the dungeon? My fat chud of an apprentice in the other room:

Hey has anyone seen the gelatinous cube I wasn’t able to find it in the dungeon? My fat chud of an apprentice in the other room:

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Riddle goblin: Not so fast adventurers if you wish to pass by me you must solve my riddles three Wizard: I wasn’t expecting to encounter any riddles during our journey we might be in for quite th- The barbarian who just downed an entire elixir of bloodlust:

Riddle goblin: Not so fast adventurers if you wish to pass by me you must solve my riddles three Wizard: I wasn’t expecting to encounter any riddles during our journey we might be in for quite th- The barbarian who just downed an entire elixir of bloodlust:

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Where is my crystal ball I can’t find it anywhere? My gluttonous familiar:

Where is my crystal ball I can’t find it anywhere? My gluttonous familiar:

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Egads it appears I’ve been abducted by a mindflayer ship I need to find a way off this vessel immediately i just hope I don’t run into any resistance during my harrowing escape! The insidious intellect devourer:

Egads it appears I’ve been abducted by a mindflayer ship I need to find a way off this vessel immediately i just hope I don’t run into any resistance during my harrowing escape! The insidious intellect devourer:

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Oh dear it appears I’m all alone in this empty and decrepit castle! I sure hope nothing horrifying is plotting to jump out from the shadows and frighten me.. The Terrifying Count Dracula:

Oh dear it appears I’m all alone in this empty and decrepit castle! I sure hope nothing horrifying is plotting to jump out from the shadows and frighten me.. The Terrifying Count Dracula:

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Warlock: I made a deal with a devil and in exchange for my soul I can invoke other worldly powers to destroy my enemies with Sorcerer: I am able to naturally channel the magic that surrounds us to cast spells that would otherwise take years of study to master Artificer:

Warlock: I made a deal with a devil and in exchange for my soul I can invoke other worldly powers to destroy my enemies with Sorcerer: I am able to naturally channel the magic that surrounds us to cast spells that would otherwise take years of study to master Artificer:

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BY THE NINE IM TWEAKING

BY THE NINE IM TWEAKING

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When you fuck up the two guard’s riddle and choose the wrong door

When you fuck up the two guard’s riddle and choose the wrong door

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The farmer that hired some adventurers to deal with a goblin problem watching the wizard whiff their spell and send a fireball straight into his house with his wife and children still inside

The farmer that hired some adventurers to deal with a goblin problem watching the wizard whiff their spell and send a fireball straight into his house with his wife and children still inside

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Has necromancy gone too far?

Has necromancy gone too far?

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When you’re getting some fine ass feline head from that Khajiit babe you met on the road, but you forgot cats had spiked tongues and she’s lowkey licking your meat off the bone

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When you’re getting some fine ass feline head from that Khajiit babe you met on the road, but you forgot cats had spiked tongues and she’s lowkey licking your meat off the bone

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Well, that should be the last of those pesky Falmer. Now with no more enemies to get in my way, I should be able to loot these Dwemer ruins in peace. The humble Dwarven Centurion coming over to introduce itself:

Well, that should be the last of those pesky Falmer. Now with no more enemies to get in my way, I should be able to loot these Dwemer ruins in peace. The humble Dwarven Centurion coming over to introduce itself:

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Hunting for goblins
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Hunting for goblins

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The average Wizard vs the average Warlock
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The average Wizard vs the average Warlock

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When you finally manage to reach the top floor of the Scientology building only to find Tom Cruise waiting for you there like this
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When you finally manage to reach the top floor of the Scientology building only to find Tom Cruise waiting for you there like this

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Hey has anyone seen the gelatinous slime? I haven’t seen it anywhere around the castle The two surly barbarians currently plundering my dungeon:
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Hey has anyone seen the gelatinous slime? I haven’t seen it anywhere around the castle The two surly barbarians currently plundering my dungeon:

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They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow
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They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

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My homunculus who was created to experience only pain
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My homunculus who was created to experience only pain

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Ugh, I can’t believe the king just raised the land taxes again! Could this day possibly get any worse? The orc warband marching towards town:
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Ugh, I can’t believe the king just raised the land taxes again! Could this day possibly get any worse? The orc warband marching towards town:

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I’d like to clarify that I don’t use ai for any of my posts all of what you see is real and physically exists
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I’d like to clarify that I don’t use ai for any of my posts all of what you see is real and physically exists

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The type of shit the artificer pulls up on instead of a horse
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The type of shit the artificer pulls up on instead of a horse

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Every time I play any open world survival game with building mechanics with my friends, it almost always ends up with me pulling a Saruman and leveling multiple forests so I can build a monolithic mega fortress to live in.
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Every time I play any open world survival game with building mechanics with my friends, it almost always ends up with me pulling a Saruman and leveling multiple forests so I can build a monolithic mega fortress to live in.

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Suddenly, the north wind blew fiercely.
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Suddenly, the north wind blew fiercely.

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That one friend in the Minecraft server who immediately split off from the main group to build multiple monolithic mega farms that will provide them with all the resources they would ever need to construct their new empire
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That one friend in the Minecraft server who immediately split off from the main group to build multiple monolithic mega farms that will provide them with all the resources they would ever need to construct their new empire

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Race: Breton Sex: Male Class: Druid Weapon: Greatsword Oh yeah, it's Game time
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Race: Breton Sex: Male Class: Druid Weapon: Greatsword Oh yeah, it's Game time

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Man I hate having to traverse the enchanted forest at dusk
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Man I hate having to traverse the enchanted forest at dusk

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Skeletons when the Cleric mistakingly casts “Turnt Undead”
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Skeletons when the Cleric mistakingly casts “Turnt Undead”

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