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BREAKING: A Dragon has attacked Helgan interrupting a live NBC broadcast covering the execution of Ulfric Stormcloak.

BREAKING: A Dragon has attacked Helgan interrupting a live NBC broadcast covering the execution of Ulfric Stormcloak.

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“Would you be interested in getting into Magic the gather-

“Would you be interested in getting into Magic the gather-

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Me: hey bartender I’m feeling rather thirsty you got anything to drink? The bartender who is actually an evil witch in disguise and trying trick me into drinking their sinister potion: *ohhoho* let me pour you something sinist- I mean “refreshing”

Me: hey bartender I’m feeling rather thirsty you got anything to drink? The bartender who is actually an evil witch in disguise and trying trick me into drinking their sinister potion: ohhoho let me pour you something sinist- I mean “refreshing”

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Druids taking their pet tree out for a walk

Druids taking their pet tree out for a walk

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The tiny man inside my Steam Controller when I get pissed off while playing a game and shatter my controller against the wall in a fit of rage

The tiny man inside my Steam Controller when I get pissed off while playing a game and shatter my controller against the wall in a fit of rage

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And I was like- penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis gnome. penis penis gnome, penis penis gnome, penis penis gnome. penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis gnome. penis penis gnome, penis penis gnome, penis penis gnome.

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Hey has anyone seen the gelatinous cube I wasn’t able to find it in the dungeon? My fat chud of an apprentice in the other room:

Hey has anyone seen the gelatinous cube I wasn’t able to find it in the dungeon? My fat chud of an apprentice in the other room:

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Riddle goblin: Not so fast adventurers if you wish to pass by me you must solve my riddles three Wizard: I wasn’t expecting to encounter any riddles during our journey we might be in for quite th- The barbarian who just downed an entire elixir of bloodlust:

Riddle goblin: Not so fast adventurers if you wish to pass by me you must solve my riddles three Wizard: I wasn’t expecting to encounter any riddles during our journey we might be in for quite th- The barbarian who just downed an entire elixir of bloodlust:

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Where is my crystal ball I can’t find it anywhere? My gluttonous familiar:

Where is my crystal ball I can’t find it anywhere? My gluttonous familiar:

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Egads it appears I’ve been abducted by a mindflayer ship I need to find a way off this vessel immediately i just hope I don’t run into any resistance during my harrowing escape! The insidious intellect devourer:

Egads it appears I’ve been abducted by a mindflayer ship I need to find a way off this vessel immediately i just hope I don’t run into any resistance during my harrowing escape! The insidious intellect devourer:

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POV: you are a dwarf and a fearsome dragon is attempting to enter your mine and steal your riches

POV: you are a dwarf and a fearsome dragon is attempting to enter your mine and steal your riches

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Warlock: I made a deal with a devil and in exchange for my soul I can invoke other worldly powers to destroy my enemies with Sorcerer: I am able to naturally channel the magic that surrounds us to cast spells that would otherwise take years of study to master Artificer:

Warlock: I made a deal with a devil and in exchange for my soul I can invoke other worldly powers to destroy my enemies with Sorcerer: I am able to naturally channel the magic that surrounds us to cast spells that would otherwise take years of study to master Artificer:

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Necromancers just be resurrecting anything now

Necromancers just be resurrecting anything now

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Oh dear it appears I’m all alone in this empty and decrepit castle! I sure hope nothing horrifying is plotting to jump out from the shadows and frighten me.. The Terrifying Count Dracula:

Oh dear it appears I’m all alone in this empty and decrepit castle! I sure hope nothing horrifying is plotting to jump out from the shadows and frighten me.. The Terrifying Count Dracula:

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When you fuck up the two guard’s riddle and choose the wrong door

When you fuck up the two guard’s riddle and choose the wrong door

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BY THE NINE IM TWEAKING

BY THE NINE IM TWEAKING

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The farmer that hired some adventurers to deal with a goblin problem watching the wizard whiff their spell and send a fireball straight into his house with his wife and children still inside

The farmer that hired some adventurers to deal with a goblin problem watching the wizard whiff their spell and send a fireball straight into his house with his wife and children still inside

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Has necromancy gone too far?

Has necromancy gone too far?

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Hunting for goblins

Hunting for goblins

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The gnomes that live in my walls when I’m at work

The gnomes that live in my walls when I’m at work

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When you finally manage to reach the top floor of the Scientology building only to find Tom Cruise waiting for you there like this

When you finally manage to reach the top floor of the Scientology building only to find Tom Cruise waiting for you there like this

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Hey has anyone seen the gelatinous slime? I haven’t seen it anywhere around the castle The two surly barbarians currently plundering my dungeon:

Hey has anyone seen the gelatinous slime? I haven’t seen it anywhere around the castle The two surly barbarians currently plundering my dungeon:

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The average Wizard vs the average Warlock

The average Wizard vs the average Warlock

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Ugh, I can’t believe the king just raised the land taxes again! Could this day possibly get any worse? The orc warband marching towards town:

Ugh, I can’t believe the king just raised the land taxes again! Could this day possibly get any worse? The orc warband marching towards town:

Greg the Sorcerer

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When you’re trying to eat out the Druid Baddie you met in the woods but she’s a naturalist who doesn’t shave so in order to gain entrance to her “hidden grotto” you gotta power through her brambly bush.

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When you’re trying to eat out the Druid Baddie you met in the woods but she’s a naturalist who doesn’t shave so in order to gain entrance to her “hidden grotto” you gotta power through her brambly bush.

Greg the Sorcerer

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My homunculus who was created to experience only pain

My homunculus who was created to experience only pain

Greg the Sorcerer

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The type of shit the artificer pulls up on instead of a horse

The type of shit the artificer pulls up on instead of a horse

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I’d like to clarify that I don’t use ai for any of my posts all of what you see is real and physically exists

I’d like to clarify that I don’t use ai for any of my posts all of what you see is real and physically exists

Greg the Sorcerer

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Every time I play any open world survival game with building mechanics with my friends, it almost always ends up with me pulling a Saruman and leveling multiple forests so I can build a monolithic mega fortress to live in.

Every time I play any open world survival game with building mechanics with my friends, it almost always ends up with me pulling a Saruman and leveling multiple forests so I can build a monolithic mega fortress to live in.

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Suddenly, the north wind blew fiercely.

Suddenly, the north wind blew fiercely.

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They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

Greg the Sorcerer

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That one friend in the Minecraft server who immediately split off from the main group to build multiple monolithic mega farms that will provide them with all the resources they would ever need to construct their new empire

That one friend in the Minecraft server who immediately split off from the main group to build multiple monolithic mega farms that will provide them with all the resources they would ever need to construct their new empire

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Race: Breton Sex: Male Class: Druid Weapon: Greatsword Oh yeah, it's Game time

Race: Breton Sex: Male Class: Druid Weapon: Greatsword Oh yeah, it's Game time

Greg the Sorcerer

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Skeletons when the Cleric mistakingly casts “Turnt Undead”

Skeletons when the Cleric mistakingly casts “Turnt Undead”

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