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this could have been you europe-maxxing this summer but instead you chose to share a 1bdr with four other dudes in sf to walk around the city with your laptop slightly open so your agents won’t stop running.

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South Korean corporate work culture is not for the weak:

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This was made by a team with less than 10 people.

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this & no cortisol.

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This is who you’re arguing against online:

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cortisol, low. tutto passa, high.

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Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAi in his Koenigsegg Regera.

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Computer Science was a fake field… - Palantir CEO, Peter Thiel:

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If only you knew the amount of elite chess players that get recruited by the worlds top funds… hikaru nakamura on his $50M net worth:

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discipline is for those who lack obsession.

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you can quite literally change your entire life if you can afford to move to sf for 3-6 months.

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a day in the life of a senior swe in France ($35k TC) seems kind of worth it,

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“humans could have never built the pyramids” meanwhile at CERN:

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i bought a tesseract.

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We’re cooked.

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CEO of OpenAi, Sam Altman: “It’s hopeless to compete with us”

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Peter Thiel: “Computer Science was a fake field”

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what is not meant for you will disappoint you a million times.

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$pov: back in 2021 you responded to an instant message on your Bloomberg Terminal from a user you didn’t recognize located in Hangzhou, probing you about the Multifractal Lévy-Stable Process Adversarial Graph Neural Network Covariates Copula-Driven Spatial Autocorrelation Smoothing algorithm that only you and two other quants in New York were supposedly working on for hyper-optimized trans-Pacific drone-freight routes, leveraging stratospheric UAVs with real-time wind shear adjustments and machine-learned port congestion predictors. The message contained a date and the coordinates of a Tsim Sha Tsui dive bar in Singapore, where you exchanged the algos architecture under the table for $30M in Bitcoin private keys split three ways, then went ghost for 4 years. Now it’s 2026, you’re living in Hong Kong in the summer, Seoul in the winter, views of Victoria Harbour, doomscrolling on 𝕏 every night.$

pov: back in 2021 you responded to an instant message on your Bloomberg Terminal from a user you didn’t recognize located in Hangzhou, probing you about the Multifractal Lévy-Stable Process Adversarial Graph Neural Network Covariates Copula-Driven Spatial Autocorrelation Smoothing algorithm that only you and two other quants in New York were supposedly working on for hyper-optimized trans-Pacific drone-freight routes, leveraging stratospheric UAVs with real-time wind shear adjustments and machine-learned port congestion predictors. The message contained a date and the coordinates of a Tsim Sha Tsui dive bar in Singapore, where you exchanged the algos architecture under the table for $30M in Bitcoin private keys split three ways, then went ghost for 4 years. Now it’s 2026, you’re living in Hong Kong in the summer, Seoul in the winter, views of Victoria Harbour, doomscrolling on 𝕏 every night.

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Light can be produced by collapsing an underwater bubble with a soundwave, and nobody knows why…

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this could have been you europe-maxxing this summer but instead you chose to share a 1bdr with four other dudes in sf to walk around the city with your laptop slightly open so your agents won’t stop running.

South Korean corporate work culture is not for the weak:

This was made by a team with less than 10 people.

this &amp; no cortisol.

This is who you’re arguing against online:

cortisol, low. tutto passa, high.

Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAi in his Koenigsegg Regera.

Computer Science was a fake field… - Palantir CEO, Peter Thiel:

If only you knew the amount of elite chess players that get recruited by the worlds top funds… hikaru nakamura on his $50M net worth:

discipline is for those who lack obsession.

you can quite literally change your entire life if you can afford to move to sf for 3-6 months.

a day in the life of a senior swe in France ($35k TC) seems kind of worth it,

“humans could have never built the pyramids” meanwhile at CERN:

i bought a tesseract.

We’re cooked.

CEO of OpenAi, Sam Altman: “It’s hopeless to compete with us”

Peter Thiel: “Computer Science was a fake field”

what is not meant for you will disappoint you a million times.

Light can be produced by collapsing an underwater bubble with a soundwave, and nobody knows why…

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Watch Anya Live

Perplexity just became the the first Al company to truly go head-to-head with the Bloomberg Terminal... Using Perplexity Computer (with no local setup or single LLM limitation), it was able to build me a terminal with real-time data to analyze $NVDA using Perplexity Finance:

Founder of the Bloomberg Terminal explaining the function that makes it worth $30,000 a year:

the greatest people aren’t disciplined. they are obsessed.

no cortisol found.

Every finance person needs to watch this episode from season 4 of Industry:

take the biggest fcking risk of your entire life right now.

Type of tech the Pope saw Anthropic building:

do everything in your power to move to sf.

There is a serious problem with this new generation. Former Google CEO encouraged students to embrace Ai at the 2026 University of Arizona Commencement Ceremony, and was met with a stadium full of boo’s. You heard that right, these kids are embracing the permanent underclass.

if you weren't capable, you wouldn't have the desire.

high functioning psychopaths are closest thing to human perfection.

nah what the f*ck are these qaunts in china doing.

Founder of Bloomberg explains the $30,000 Bloomberg Terminal:

Never knew I needed a monster truck so bad until I saw this…

“The B2 bomber was tech released in the 80’s” The tech we haven’t released yet:

Legendary conversation between the Blackrock CEO &amp; the CEO of Palantir Technologies, This will be in history books one day:

this going to upset, like, everyone…

Finance is not about math, Blackstone CEO:

This was in 2008. Let that sink in.

They literally made a Convolutional Neural Network in Minecraft before we got GPT-5.

this & no cortisol.

Legendary conversation between the Blackrock CEO & the CEO of Palantir Technologies, This will be in history books one day: