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South Korean corporate work culture is not for the weak:

South Korean corporate work culture is not for the weak:

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this could have been you europe-maxxing this summer but instead you chose to share a 1bdr with four other dudes in sf to walk around the city with your laptop slightly open so your agents won’t stop running.

this could have been you europe-maxxing this summer but instead you chose to share a 1bdr with four other dudes in sf to walk around the city with your laptop slightly open so your agents won’t stop running.

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This was made by a team with less than 10 people.

This was made by a team with less than 10 people.

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take the IQ-pill.

take the IQ-pill.

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This is who you’re arguing against online:

This is who you’re arguing against online:

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this & no cortisol.

this & no cortisol.

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cortisol, low. tutto passa, high.

cortisol, low. tutto passa, high.

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Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAi in his Koenigsegg Regera.

Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAi in his Koenigsegg Regera.

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Millionaires don’t use astrology. Billionaires do.

Millionaires don’t use astrology. Billionaires do.

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Computer Science was a fake field… - Palantir CEO, Peter Thiel:

Computer Science was a fake field… - Palantir CEO, Peter Thiel:

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If only you knew the amount of elite chess players that get recruited by the worlds top funds… hikaru nakamura on his $50M net worth:

If only you knew the amount of elite chess players that get recruited by the worlds top funds… hikaru nakamura on his $50M net worth:

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discipline is for those who lack obsession.

discipline is for those who lack obsession.

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you can quite literally change your entire life if you can afford to move to sf for 3-6 months.

you can quite literally change your entire life if you can afford to move to sf for 3-6 months.

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i bought a tesseract.

i bought a tesseract.

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We’re cooked.

We’re cooked.

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CEO of OpenAi, Sam Altman: “It’s hopeless to compete with us”

CEO of OpenAi, Sam Altman: “It’s hopeless to compete with us”

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“humans could have never built the pyramids” meanwhile at CERN:

“humans could have never built the pyramids” meanwhile at CERN:

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Peter Thiel: “Computer Science was a fake field”

Peter Thiel: “Computer Science was a fake field”

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a day in the life of a senior swe in France ($35k TC) seems kind of worth it,

a day in the life of a senior swe in France ($35k TC) seems kind of worth it,

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pov: back in 2021 you responded to an instant message on your Bloomberg Terminal from a user you didn’t recognize located in Hangzhou, probing you about the Multifractal Lévy-Stable Process Adversarial Graph Neural Network Covariates Copula-Driven Spatial Autocorrelation Smoothing algorithm that only you and two other quants in New York were supposedly working on for hyper-optimized trans-Pacific drone-freight routes, leveraging stratospheric UAVs with real-time wind shear adjustments and machine-learned port congestion predictors. The message contained a date and the coordinates of a Tsim Sha Tsui dive bar in Singapore, where you exchanged the algos architecture under the table for $30M in Bitcoin private keys split three ways, then went ghost for 4 years. Now it’s 2026, you’re living in Hong Kong in the summer, Seoul in the winter, views of Victoria Harbour, doomscrolling on 𝕏 every night.

pov: back in 2021 you responded to an instant message on your Bloomberg Terminal from a user you didn’t recognize located in Hangzhou, probing you about the Multifractal Lévy-Stable Process Adversarial Graph Neural Network Covariates Copula-Driven Spatial Autocorrelation Smoothing algorithm that only you and two other quants in New York were supposedly working on for hyper-optimized trans-Pacific drone-freight routes, leveraging stratospheric UAVs with real-time wind shear adjustments and machine-learned port congestion predictors. The message contained a date and the coordinates of a Tsim Sha Tsui dive bar in Singapore, where you exchanged the algos architecture under the table for $30M in Bitcoin private keys split three ways, then went ghost for 4 years. Now it’s 2026, you’re living in Hong Kong in the summer, Seoul in the winter, views of Victoria Harbour, doomscrolling on 𝕏 every night.

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Perplexity just became the the first Al company to truly go head-to-head with the Bloomberg Terminal... Using Perplexity Computer (with no local setup or single LLM limitation), it was able to build me a terminal with real-time data to analyze $NVDA using Perplexity Finance:
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Perplexity just became the the first Al company to truly go head-to-head with the Bloomberg Terminal... Using Perplexity Computer (with no local setup or single LLM limitation), it was able to build me a terminal with real-time data to analyze $NVDA using Perplexity Finance:

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wait, what the f*ck…
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wait, what the f*ck…

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Founder of the Bloomberg Terminal explaining the function that makes it worth $30,000 a year:
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Founder of the Bloomberg Terminal explaining the function that makes it worth $30,000 a year:

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the greatest people aren’t disciplined. they are obsessed.
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the greatest people aren’t disciplined. they are obsessed.

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take the biggest fcking risk of your entire life right now.
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take the biggest fcking risk of your entire life right now.

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Every finance person needs to watch this episode from season 4 of Industry:
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Every finance person needs to watch this episode from season 4 of Industry:

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do everything in your power to move to sf.
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do everything in your power to move to sf.

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vertically integrate, or die. Have that engraved in your mind.
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vertically integrate, or die. Have that engraved in your mind.

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Founder of Bloomberg explains the $30,000 Bloomberg Terminal:
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Founder of Bloomberg explains the $30,000 Bloomberg Terminal:

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high functioning psychopaths are closest thing to human perfection.
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high functioning psychopaths are closest thing to human perfection.

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Never knew I needed a monster truck so bad until I saw this…
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Never knew I needed a monster truck so bad until I saw this…

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if you weren't capable, you wouldn't have the desire.
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if you weren't capable, you wouldn't have the desire.

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no cortisol found.
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no cortisol found.

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nah what the f*ck are these qaunts in china doing.
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nah what the f*ck are these qaunts in china doing.

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this going to upset, like, everyone…
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this going to upset, like, everyone…

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“The B2 bomber was tech released in the 80’s” The tech we haven’t released yet:
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“The B2 bomber was tech released in the 80’s” The tech we haven’t released yet:

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Legendary conversation between the Blackrock CEO & the CEO of Palantir Technologies, This will be in history books one day:
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Legendary conversation between the Blackrock CEO & the CEO of Palantir Technologies, This will be in history books one day:

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They literally made a Convolutional Neural Network in Minecraft before we got GPT-5.
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They literally made a Convolutional Neural Network in Minecraft before we got GPT-5.

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There is a serious problem with this new generation. Former Google CEO encouraged students to embrace Ai at the 2026 University of Arizona Commencement Ceremony, and was met with a stadium full of boo’s. You heard that right, these kids are embracing the permanent underclass.
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There is a serious problem with this new generation. Former Google CEO encouraged students to embrace Ai at the 2026 University of Arizona Commencement Ceremony, and was met with a stadium full of boo’s. You heard that right, these kids are embracing the permanent underclass.

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discipline is for those who lack obsession.
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discipline is for those who lack obsession.

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