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Jeremy Shockey reveals why he got a vasectomy at 21 after being drafted to the NFL Jeremy Shockey: I got a vasectomy at a young age. Like 21 years old when I got drafted. I had no kids. I didn’t want kids. Shannon Sharpe: You got a vasectomy at a young age? Jeremy Shockey: Yeah. When I played in the NFL, I didn’t want any kids. Shannon Sharpe: But you want kids now? Jeremy Shockey: Yeah. I reversed it. Jeremy Shockey: When I get home from work, I want to recover. I would sit in my hyperbaric chamber, get acupuncture, go to sleep, wake up, and do it again. I always thought, “How’s this person playing the same position as me, he’s got more catches than me, he’s married and he’s got three kids? I could never do that. I’m a very one-lane guy.” Shannon Sharpe: People are going to be watching this and say, “This man got a vasectomy at 20, 21 when he got drafted?” Jeremy Shockey: It’s a smart thing. You could save it. You could obviously reverse it. Shannon Sharpe: Did you talk to your mom? Jeremy Shockey: Yeah, of course. Shannon Sharpe: What’d your mom say? Jeremy Shockey: I told her, “I signed a contract with this team, but they could trade me next year. I don’t need any of this. I need to be like a horse with blinders.” She said, “Great decision, son. Save it in the sperm bank and you’ll be fine.” I only had so many days to play in the NFL. I don’t know where I was going to end up. To minimize that… football.

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The Navy SEAL who killed Osama bin Laden reveals what happened inside the room Adam Carolla: So, you got him, now you’re continually going up the stairs. And you were in what place in this line? Robert O’Neill: When we got to the second story, it split off to the left and right. The guy that had been up front, he’d already taken a shot up the third set and now he’s pointing up through a curtain. I recognize as the last man, he needs a two-man. So, I went up to him as a two-man, he starts pimping me with his body language. Like what he’s saying is, “There’s the suicide bombers. We can beat them, but the shitty news is we have to fucking go right now.” I remember looking down, and this is… this is not bravery right now. I’m tired of thinking about it. Get it over with. I squeezed him, we went up. We went through the curtain and he saw the two suicide bombers that he thought were there, and he jumped on them. Adam Carolla: How does he jump on them? Robert O’Neill: He just tackles them and grabs them. Admiral McRaven asked him, “You jumped on suicide bombers. Why would you do that?” He said, “Well, they want the guy behind me to get hurt.” Adam Carolla: Wow. Robert O’Neill: Because he did that, I turned to the right… And there’s Osama bin Laden standing there, his wife’s in front of him. They can put the leads from a vest down their robes onto their wrist, and all they got to do is touch them. Adam Carolla: Put their hands together. Robert O’Neill: And guess what? We’re all fucking dead. I see him, he’s maneuvering. Adam Carolla: What is he seeing? Robert O’Neill: Nothing. He knows there’s people there. The way you deal with suicide bombers is you shoot him in the face. So, I caught him. I shot him in the face twice and then the third time on the floor. Adam Carolla: But that’s bin Laden. Robert O’Neill: Yes. Adam Carolla: Now, you know it’s bin Laden. Robert O’Neill: Yes. Adam Carolla: Are the instructions to kill Bin Laden? Are the instructions to capture Bin Laden? Robert O’Neill: Knowing SEAL Team 6, we’re going to kill him. Right. That’s it. We’re going to fucking kill him.

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Seth Rogen reveals what his weed dealer finally admitted Howard Stern: Why now would anyone go to some shady character and buy weed? Seth Rogen: One is loyalty. I was buying weed off these guys in L.A., and legal weed was coming into the market. I just felt bad for them. It’s like that mom-and-pop store that’s one purchase away from closing. Howard Stern: That’s a very good point. I didn’t think about that. Seth Rogen: That’s how it is with the weed dealers. You have a loyalty to them. You don’t want to see them go under or have to find a new line of work. So, yes, I had loyalty to the guys I bought weed with, and I felt bad for abandoning them. Howard Stern: And you still will call them from time to time? Seth Rogen: No! I haven’t seen them in over a decade. Eventually you’re like, “Come on, it’s legal! Why am I meeting a guy on a corner and driving around the block?” It’s like buying cheese from a guy on the street. There’s no need to put myself through this anymore. Howard Stern: How long did you stick with your dealer after weed became legal? Seth Rogen: Eventually I asked him, “Where do you get this weed?” And the guy said, “Honestly, we just get it at the store, also.” Howard Stern: Your weed dealer went to the store where he bought it legally and sold it to you illegally… and raised the price! Seth Rogen: Yeah, just a slight markup! And when he said it, I could tell he was like, “Oh no, I shouldn’t be saying this.” I could literally see on his face he was like, “I just let the cat out of the bag on that one!”

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