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Reneé Rapp says she’s so gay that penises genuinely make her feel sick to her stomach Alexandra Cooper: “What is the most lesbian thing about you?” Reneé Rapp: “Toa said this to me the other day. She was like, ‘You are so fucking gay. You are so much gayer than I am.’” “And I was like, ‘Excuse me? What are you talking about? Look at you. Are we deadass right now?’” “And she was like, ‘No, no, no. You are so much gayer than I am. You are so deeply, deeply, deeply repulsed by dick. It is insane.’” “And it’s true. I can’t even. It makes my stomach turn. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t understand it. I can’t get behind it.” “I don’t like the shape. I don’t like the fact that it’s… I hate it. It makes me deeply upset and sick to my stomach.” “Are you aware of something called dorking?” Alexandra Cooper: “No?” Reneé Rapp: “Yeah, don’t be. Oh my God, I’m getting, like, viscerally sick thinking about it.” “It’s where people with dicks, like, they twerk with their… they dance, basically. I just found out about it and I was like, ‘You all are fucking repulsive. You have to stop that right now.’” “I feel assaulted just by hearing it. Just by hearing it.” Alexandra Cooper: “Wait, they’re swinging their wieners around?” Reneé Rapp: “Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. I can’t do it.” “When you’re so gay or so lesbian, you can make jokes about it and it’s like, ‘Hee hee hee.’ I’m like, no, literally not at all. It makes me sick to my stomach.” “I’ve just warmed up to it to where I can hear it. But I think that’s the most lesbian thing about me. It makes me viscerally upset. There’s a deep, guttural… I’m literally like, ‘Stop it right now.’”
ً7,882,074 görüntüleme • 9 gün önce
Guillermo del Toro reveals how James Cameron stepped in when his father was kidnapped When Guillermo del Toro’s father was kidnapped, the first call from the kidnappers came with a terrifying ultimatum. “We want 3 million in three days, 5 million in five days, or we chop his head off.” His father was held for 72 days. And as the ordeal dragged on, Guillermo says even his ability to cope with the situation began to change. “First third of the kidnapping, I go and hide in a closet, cover my ears, cannot talk while they’re talking. Last third of the kidnapping, I negotiate.” “My beard comes off. I have no hair on my face. And my mother loses all her hair during the 72 days. All the hair. Eyebrows, hair, everything.” During the crisis, James Cameron stepped in. He paid for a professional negotiator and even offered to help rescue Guillermo’s father. “He said, ‘I’ll get him in a cage in a helicopter.’ I said, ‘Jim, I’ll go in with Navy SEALs.’” “Even although we were in tragedy, I said, ‘Look, I don’t want you to solve it. We have to solve it.’” The family struggled to access the money needed for the ransom. When they told the kidnappers they thought they could raise $100,000, the call ended. When the negotiator arrived, he warned them that revealing how much they could raise might have made things worse. “The negotiator says that same day, ‘It’s going to stay between 70 and 75 days, and you screwed up.’”
ً1,120,010 görüntüleme • 13 gün önce
Miriam Margolyes recalls why she never forgave John Cleese and Graham Chapman “Women weren’t allowed to join Footlights in the days when I was there.” “They stopped speaking to me off stage, so that is called being sent to Coventry.” “It wounded me terribly. And I wasn’t invited to the cast party.” “I’ve never really forgiven them.” “They lacked that thing, which is the human part of the gene.” “I’m glad he’s old and unfunny.”
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A father left his son more than $10 million. He left his two daughters nothing. Now they’re asking their brother to pay off their $300,000 in student loans. Caller: “My father left everything to me… his house, his investments, his business. He didn’t give anything to my sisters.” George Kamel: “He purposefully didn’t leave any money to your sisters?” Caller: “Yes.” George Kamel: “And now they’re resentful because they feel like they deserve a portion of this money.” Caller: “It seems like it.” Jade Warshaw: “Why did he cut them off?” Caller: “My mother had an affair. My sisters sided with my mother because they liked the affair partner more. I sided with my father.” George Kamel: “I think you’re going to be resentful if you give this money. I’d rather them be resentful towards you than you be resentful towards them.” “There’s no easy answer here.” “They’re going to hate you.”
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Adam Sandler says Rodney Dangerfield warned him that nobody would like him for openly embracing his Jewish identity Howard Stern: “I wonder if people were like, ‘You know, that guy’s a Jew,’ you know?” Adam Sandler: “I take back my love for him, yeah.” Howard Stern: “Did you ever say to yourself, ‘You know what, man, maybe I shouldn’t even identify so much Jewish because I’m going for a mass audience and people can be antisemitic? Maybe I should shut my fucking mouth?’” Adam Sandler recalls Rodney Dangerfield warning him about being so open about his Jewish identity. Adam Sandler: “He was like, ‘What are you doing, telling everybody you’re a Jew? What is that?’ He was like, ‘Calm down. You’re gonna get shot,’ kind of thing.” Howard Stern: “And meanwhile, this was one of your biggest hits and probably put you on the map with Saturday Night Live.” Adam Sandler: “Yeah, it definitely was my biggest hit.” Howard Stern: “Rodney said that to you?” Adam Sandler: “Well, he was a little like, ‘Hey, you know, fucking no one’s going to like you.’ Yeah, I’ve been hiding it for, you know. Rodney, you know, if they know, they know, but come on, don’t throw it at them like that.” Howard Stern: “What, you an asshole?” Adam Sandler: “Exactly.” Howard Stern: “Where did he say that to you? I mean, where were you that Rodney gave you advice?” Adam Sandler: “Probably, yeah, fuck, I don’t know.”
ً385,172 görüntüleme • 9 gün önce
John Cena’s hilarious response to people who keep asking why he doesn’t have kids Trevor Noah: “I see why everyone goes, ‘Why aren’t you going to have kids?’” John Cena: “Me?” Eugene: “You don’t have kids?” John Cena: “No. Whoa, man. You came out the gate with the parent shame club. You know what? Should I be ducking that?” “That’s the funniest part. Let’s lean into that. Go ahead. Go ahead. What’s on your mind?” “I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that, though.” Eugene: “Why? How? Tell us more.” John Cena: “My sperm has never fertilized an egg. That’s how I don’t have kids.”
ً653,015 görüntüleme • 15 gün önce
Mike Tyson Reveals the Time He Caught Brad Pitt With His Wife Theo Von: Somebody said that Brad Pitt stole a girlfriend of yours one time. Mike Tyson: No. Me and my wife were going through a divorce, but we were still fucking. Every night we were still fucking, then we fighting in the paper, then we fucking at night. Theo Von: Okay. Mike Tyson: One day, I went over her house to fuck and she wasn’t home. Then she’s driving up the road with a BMW I bought her, and she had someone with her. I thought it was some kind of a friend from Head of the Class, but it wasn’t. It was Brad Pitt trying to get some head. Theo Von: No way! Mike Tyson: Yeah. Theo Von: That honky was with her? Mike Tyson: Yeah! Theo Von: But you caught him in the driveway? Mike Tyson: Yeah. Theo Von: Did you punk him a little? Mike Tyson: No. Theo Von: At least if your girl’s going to be with somebody, if it’s Brad Pitt… that’s okay. Mike Tyson: But he wasn’t Brad Pitt yet. Theo Von: Oh, he wasn’t Brad Pitt yet? Mike Tyson: I didn’t know who the fuck he was. He didn’t even have a car.
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Renee Rapp’s hilarious reaction to finding out about strap-ons with balls Gabby Windey: “Lesbians are crazy with strap-ons. They’re so big.” Renee Rapp: “Are absolutely insane, yeah.” Gabby Windey: “It’s nuts. For not liking real dick.” Renee Rapp: “Pounded.” Gabby Windey: “I at first I’m like, this is so weird and then it I got into it really fast.” Renee Rapp: “Fuck! It scares me because it looks like…” Gabby Windey: “Right. I think it’s cuz…” Renee Rapp: “They look like dick and… Then I’m like, ‘Get that away from me.’” “Wait, but you’re fucking with it?” Gabby Windey: “Yeah, I think cuz like I’m like whatever. Like I’m used to having sex with men. Or I was. So I feel like it feels like what I know.” Renee Rapp: “Fuck, maybe I got to tap in. Oh my god.” Gabby Windey: “You can pick skin colors.” Renee: “Cool.” Gabby Windey: “Yes. There’s all kinds. There’s like circumcised, not circumcised, there’s big balls, little balls…” Renee: “That one has to go. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, that is where I draw the line.” Gabby Windey: “The balls are crazy.” Renee Rapp: “That scares the shit out of me.” Gabby Windey: “The shaft is enough.” Renee Rapp: “Exactly.” “I just can’t. I don’t like it.”
ً2,078,987 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
Sunny Sandler reveals Adam Sandler’s weirdest habit Jimmy Fallon: Now, you know your dad is one of my idols, Adam Sandler. I auditioned for Saturday Night Live. I did an impression of your dad. Sunny Sandler: Stop it. Jimmy Fallon: Does that sound like your dad to you? Sunny Sandler: Yeah. Jimmy Fallon: Do you have an impression of him or no? Sunny Sandler: I don’t really do an impression of him, but my mom tells a story from when I was younger. Me and my sister, we dressed up in his clothes. Jimmy Fallon: Like shorts and big shirts? Sunny Sandler: The shorts, we held Diet Cokes and yelled about the air conditioning being off. And then we jumped in the pool with our socks on because he wears his socks in the pool because he can’t bend to take them off on land. Jimmy Fallon: That is not true at all. He is the funniest dude ever. Sunny Sandler: I swear it’s true. Jimmy Fallon: So he jumps in the pool with his socks and then floats his feet up to take them off? Sunny Sandler: Yes, and then he’ll drain them and then you play catch with them.
ً1,684,481 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce
Idris Elba says he was given one warning before auditioning for The Wire: don’t let them know you’re British. Trevor Noah: “I’ve seen people get shocked when they find out you’re not American.” Idris Elba: “I was unemployed, bro.” “I was living in New Jersey. I was bartending, working the door, DJing.” “Before you know it, you just start speaking like an American.” “Then my casting director said, ‘This thing has come up. It’s called The Wire.’” “‘But if you go in, you cannot let them know you aren’t American.’” “‘This is about Baltimore. It’s very specific.’” “So I auditioned for four weeks straight in an American accent.” “Then at the fourth audition, they looked at me and said…” “‘Idris… where are you from?’” Trevor Noah: “‘Where are you from?’ That’s the phrase every immigrant is terrified of hearing.” Idris Elba: “My palms started sweating.” “I’m thinking… they told you not to say anything.” “I looked at them and said…” “‘I’m from East London.’” “The room just exploded.” “‘Oh my God… we had a bet.’” “‘We knew you weren’t from Baltimore or Brooklyn, but we never guessed England.’” “‘You got the job.’” “‘We don’t want you to play Avon.” “We want you to play Stringer Bell.’” “I walked out thinking…” “‘Did my life just change?’”
ً2,018,944 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce
Paul McCartney reveals he was earning £7.15 a week in a factory when John Lennon and George Harrison came looking for him He says people often tell him he works too much. But he sees it differently. Paul McCartney: “We don’t work music, we play music. So I’m like a playaholic. I’m definitely addicted to that.” He knows how lucky he is to make a living doing what he loves. But before The Beatles, his first job was winding coils in a factory. Amy Poehler: “Okay, that sounds hot and hard. So, what did you have to do?” Paul McCartney: “You have a big sort of wheel with coil wire on it. It comes through your legs and you put it on like an armature thing and keep winding.” The plan was to move him through different roles until he eventually became a manager. Then one day, John Lennon and George Harrison showed up at the factory. Paul McCartney: “One of the guys in the factory said, ‘There’s some guys out there, you know, want to see you.’ So I went out. And they said, ‘We’ve got a gig. We’ve got a gig at the Cavern.’” “I said, ‘Well, I don’t know. Let me think about it.’” “I looked at the coils. I looked at the pay packet. Seven pounds fifteen a week. And I can’t believe I actually questioned it, but I did.”
ً193,350 görüntüleme • 14 gün önce
Danny McBride says becoming a father changed what he wanted his kids’ childhood to look like. “Once I had kids, I just knew that there were going to be certain things that they wouldn’t be exposed to that I just thought would be useful for them to be exposed to.” “We were sitting in this bar just having a drink, kind of like writing down on a napkin the pluses and minuses.” “There was like a group of probably 10 kids, probably between the ages of 7 and 15 on skateboards and bikes and jean shorts, no shirts, carrying fishing poles, not a parent in sight.” “I was like, ‘Yeah, we got to move here.’” “I want them to be able to be free to kind of explore the world and to see things without having to worry about them so much.”
ً912,653 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce
50 Cent reveals Ghost was almost killed off years earlier in Power 50 Cent: I didn’t mind killing Kanan when the time came. It got awkward for the writer, for the showrunner, because she felt like it was registering as a 50 Cent show instead of her show. It also was friction between her and Omari, because he was feeling like he was the lead and the star of the show. Omari would’ve died, Ghost must die. He would’ve died when Kanan died, she planned to kill Omari’s character off right there. I’m like, “Nah.” I could feel how the general public was feeling, and I knew that was not the right decision. She said, “If he doesn’t die, something has to happen. Something big has to happen.” I’m like, “Me. Kill my character. I got other shit to do. I could go be 50 Cent, and then I don’t have to be here anymore.” Interviewer: Do you agree with them killing Ghost? 50 Cent: I wouldn’t have killed him, that shit could still be running if it was running right now. It was creatively a decision that she made because she was not feeling him no more.
ً1,141,542 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce
Seth Rogen reveals what his weed dealer finally admitted Howard Stern: Why now would anyone go to some shady character and buy weed? Seth Rogen: One is loyalty. I was buying weed off these guys in L.A., and legal weed was coming into the market. I just felt bad for them. It’s like that mom-and-pop store that’s one purchase away from closing. Howard Stern: That’s a very good point. I didn’t think about that. Seth Rogen: That’s how it is with the weed dealers. You have a loyalty to them. You don’t want to see them go under or have to find a new line of work. So, yes, I had loyalty to the guys I bought weed with, and I felt bad for abandoning them. Howard Stern: And you still will call them from time to time? Seth Rogen: No! I haven’t seen them in over a decade. Eventually you’re like, “Come on, it’s legal! Why am I meeting a guy on a corner and driving around the block?” It’s like buying cheese from a guy on the street. There’s no need to put myself through this anymore. Howard Stern: How long did you stick with your dealer after weed became legal? Seth Rogen: Eventually I asked him, “Where do you get this weed?” And the guy said, “Honestly, we just get it at the store, also.” Howard Stern: Your weed dealer went to the store where he bought it legally and sold it to you illegally… and raised the price! Seth Rogen: Yeah, just a slight markup! And when he said it, I could tell he was like, “Oh no, I shouldn’t be saying this.” I could literally see on his face he was like, “I just let the cat out of the bag on that one!”
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Conan O’Brien reveals what happened when he took a DNA test Tom: So Conan, you are from the Boston area. And you are, I think, 100% Irish in your ancestry? Conan O’Brien: Yes. I had a genetic test several years ago, and the doctor gave me the result. He said, “You are… I don’t see this often. You are 100.00% Irish.” I thought this was a good thing because, you know, in university, 100% was a good thing. I said, “Isn’t this great news?” And he said, “No, you idiot, it means that you’re inbred.” Tom: It also means that if you are 100% Irish and you are from Boston, statistically, you are unlikely to be a fan of George III and Lord Cornwallis. Conan O’Brien: My father loved history. He instilled in me a love of history, and every April we’d go out to Lexington and Concord, retracing the footsteps of the retreating British. I grew up with all the mythos and pageantry and adoration for the Founding Fathers, and then, as you grow older, things get more complicated.
ً816,914 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce
Tom Holland says there are only a few movie roles that should never be recast. Tom Holland: GOAT superhero? Matt Damon: Oof. Tom Holland: Why are you taking so long to answer this, mate? Matt Damon: I’d have to say Spider-Man. That was the one I used to dress up as all the time as a kid. Matt Damon: There’s been a parade of excellent actors in that role… and then you took it. Tom Holland: And it went to shit. Matt Damon: … Tom Holland: I’m kidding. I would have to agree. Matt Damon: Omari’s going to be really mad at us because we’re not arguing. Tom Holland: We are not arguing at all. Host: Instead of Spider-Man, what else would you pick? Tom Holland: For me, it would have to be Robert Downey Jr.’s Iron Man. Matt Damon: I was just going to say that because he’s funny, and he looks like a guy you could hang out with. Tom Holland: There are only a few characters where it feels like… just leave them be. Tom Holland: You, Downey, and Hugh Jackman. Tom Holland: No one wants to play Jason Bourne. No one wants to play Iron Man. No one wants to play Wolverine. Tom Holland: I’ve been the third person to play Spider-Man. There’s been lots of Batmans, lots of Supermans… but there are only a few characters where it feels like, just leave them be. Matt Damon: Oh wow. That’s awesome. Thank you very much.
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The wife of former President Barack Obama says she had to fight for her family because the White House wasn’t built with wives and children in mind. Michelle Obama: “I didn’t know enough to know what to ask for.” Steven Bartlett: “What should you have said?” Michell Obama: “I should have said that I needed his team to really truly value that he had a family” Michelle Obama: “The whole system of it doesn’t really take into account that there’s a wife and kids and their needs.” Michelle Obama: “I wound up having to fight for a lot of stuff on my own.” Michelle Obama: “It was important for me that we find two detail leaders that stayed with the girls for most of their time.” Michelle Obama: “I was trying to make sure that our kids came out of that process not crazy and whole.”
ً1,099,349 görüntüleme • 4 ay önce
Jeremy Shockey reveals why he got a vasectomy at 21 after being drafted to the NFL Jeremy Shockey: I got a vasectomy at a young age. Like 21 years old when I got drafted. I had no kids. I didn’t want kids. Shannon Sharpe: You got a vasectomy at a young age? Jeremy Shockey: Yeah. When I played in the NFL, I didn’t want any kids. Shannon Sharpe: But you want kids now? Jeremy Shockey: Yeah. I reversed it. Jeremy Shockey: When I get home from work, I want to recover. I would sit in my hyperbaric chamber, get acupuncture, go to sleep, wake up, and do it again. I always thought, “How’s this person playing the same position as me, he’s got more catches than me, he’s married and he’s got three kids? I could never do that. I’m a very one-lane guy.” Shannon Sharpe: People are going to be watching this and say, “This man got a vasectomy at 20, 21 when he got drafted?” Jeremy Shockey: It’s a smart thing. You could save it. You could obviously reverse it. Shannon Sharpe: Did you talk to your mom? Jeremy Shockey: Yeah, of course. Shannon Sharpe: What’d your mom say? Jeremy Shockey: I told her, “I signed a contract with this team, but they could trade me next year. I don’t need any of this. I need to be like a horse with blinders.” She said, “Great decision, son. Save it in the sperm bank and you’ll be fine.” I only had so many days to play in the NFL. I don’t know where I was going to end up. To minimize that… football.
ً736,601 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce
Caleb Hammer says Dave Ramsey’s $1,000 emergency fund rule is outdated. Codie Sanchez: What do you disagree with Dave Ramsey on? Caleb Hammer: Overall, I think Dave Ramsey has helped millions of Americans. His positive impact has been far greater than the negative. Caleb Hammer: But sticking to a $1,000 emergency fund today is kind of crazy. Caleb Hammer: If you just adjusted it for inflation, it’d be around $3,000 now. Caleb Hammer: I’ve had people follow the $1,000 rule, then an emergency happened… Caleb Hammer: It wasn’t enough, so they went right back into debt and made the debt snowball even worse. Caleb Hammer: That’s why I recommend saving at least one month’s expenses before aggressively paying off debt. Caleb Hammer: Or at the very least, have enough to cover your highest insurance deductible. Caleb Hammer: That’s how you stop one emergency from turning into a financial disaster.
ً765,394 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce
The Navy SEAL who killed Osama bin Laden reveals what happened inside the room Adam Carolla: So, you got him, now you’re continually going up the stairs. And you were in what place in this line? Robert O’Neill: When we got to the second story, it split off to the left and right. The guy that had been up front, he’d already taken a shot up the third set and now he’s pointing up through a curtain. I recognize as the last man, he needs a two-man. So, I went up to him as a two-man, he starts pimping me with his body language. Like what he’s saying is, “There’s the suicide bombers. We can beat them, but the shitty news is we have to fucking go right now.” I remember looking down, and this is… this is not bravery right now. I’m tired of thinking about it. Get it over with. I squeezed him, we went up. We went through the curtain and he saw the two suicide bombers that he thought were there, and he jumped on them. Adam Carolla: How does he jump on them? Robert O’Neill: He just tackles them and grabs them. Admiral McRaven asked him, “You jumped on suicide bombers. Why would you do that?” He said, “Well, they want the guy behind me to get hurt.” Adam Carolla: Wow. Robert O’Neill: Because he did that, I turned to the right… And there’s Osama bin Laden standing there, his wife’s in front of him. They can put the leads from a vest down their robes onto their wrist, and all they got to do is touch them. Adam Carolla: Put their hands together. Robert O’Neill: And guess what? We’re all fucking dead. I see him, he’s maneuvering. Adam Carolla: What is he seeing? Robert O’Neill: Nothing. He knows there’s people there. The way you deal with suicide bombers is you shoot him in the face. So, I caught him. I shot him in the face twice and then the third time on the floor. Adam Carolla: But that’s bin Laden. Robert O’Neill: Yes. Adam Carolla: Now, you know it’s bin Laden. Robert O’Neill: Yes. Adam Carolla: Are the instructions to kill Bin Laden? Are the instructions to capture Bin Laden? Robert O’Neill: Knowing SEAL Team 6, we’re going to kill him. Right. That’s it. We’re going to fucking kill him.
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