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If you ever hear Joel Webbon say "Glory be to God" "Praise God" "Thanks be to God" You can be assured he just said something insufferably stupid while trying to be an edgelord. This is what using the Lord's Name in vain looks like.

If you ever hear Joel Webbon say "Glory be to God" "Praise God" "Thanks be to God" You can be assured he just said something insufferably stupid while trying to be an edgelord. This is what using the Lord's Name in vain looks like.

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"We have a very low bar" Joel Webbon explains why he platforms the likes of Alex Stein and Alex Jones at his Christian Political Conference titled "Christ is King" Every speaker is a Christian, they just may not good ones, according to Joel You judge, is this Christianity?
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"We have a very low bar" Joel Webbon explains why he platforms the likes of Alex Stein and Alex Jones at his Christian Political Conference titled "Christ is King" Every speaker is a Christian, they just may not good ones, according to Joel You judge, is this Christianity?

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39,625 views • 23 days ago

Joel Webbon handles the Biblical text so infrequently and self-servingly that the Scripture he claims as one of his "favorite verses", is not even in the Bible I dare you to find "the pigs of Basham" in the Bible No wonder this Pastor and Memeologian no longer posts his sermons
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Joel Webbon handles the Biblical text so infrequently and self-servingly that the Scripture he claims as one of his "favorite verses", is not even in the Bible I dare you to find "the pigs of Basham" in the Bible No wonder this Pastor and Memeologian no longer posts his sermons

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47,966 views • 1 month ago

Joel Webbon seems to be melting down a bit today. Maybe hearing one of his old original songs will brighten his mood. This post is AI free, and before you ask, yes this is really Joel singing
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Joel Webbon seems to be melting down a bit today. Maybe hearing one of his old original songs will brighten his mood. This post is AI free, and before you ask, yes this is really Joel singing

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17,874 views • 12 days ago

Who remembers Brian Sauve said there was no "Nazi" problem in Ogden and "none of our friends are Nazis". Well this year, at the New Christendom Conference, they are literally selling Nazi propaganda to the people in attendance through a vendor. Doug was right after all.
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Who remembers Brian Sauve said there was no "Nazi" problem in Ogden and "none of our friends are Nazis". Well this year, at the New Christendom Conference, they are literally selling Nazi propaganda to the people in attendance through a vendor. Doug was right after all.

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62,318 views • 3 months ago

Joel Webbon usually has free rein to posit his conspiracies without pushback. Watch Joel shrink when @timcast laughs his question about the Charlie Kirk assassination off the show. This may shake Joel's confidence in Candace, but somehow I doubt it.
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Joel Webbon usually has free rein to posit his conspiracies without pushback. Watch Joel shrink when @timcast laughs his question about the Charlie Kirk assassination off the show. This may shake Joel's confidence in Candace, but somehow I doubt it.

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141,794 views • 10 months ago

Good News! Dale Partridge is using his own material for once. Bad News! He completely botches what the Scriptures actually say. John uses the term "Jew" positively or neutrally plenty of times.
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Good News! Dale Partridge is using his own material for once. Bad News! He completely botches what the Scriptures actually say. John uses the term "Jew" positively or neutrally plenty of times.

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84,793 views • 6 months ago

For example, this is what Joel Webbon's voice used to sound like...
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For example, this is what Joel Webbon's voice used to sound like...

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99,222 views • 10 months ago

Joel Webbon declares that Jesus commands that the Gospel should not be preached in California or Israel because its throwing pearls before swine. Webbon asserts that Jesus demands that the gospel not be given to certain places and ethnicities Proof? Paul's words about Crete.
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Joel Webbon declares that Jesus commands that the Gospel should not be preached in California or Israel because its throwing pearls before swine. Webbon asserts that Jesus demands that the gospel not be given to certain places and ethnicities Proof? Paul's words about Crete.

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50,683 views • 7 months ago

So, Dale Partridge met his wife when she was 14, and he was 19, because he was dating her sister. They lived in the same area of Southern California, rock climbed together, were in the same school system, and, of course, spoke the same language. This is not a clash of cultures.
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So, Dale Partridge met his wife when she was 14, and he was 19, because he was dating her sister. They lived in the same area of Southern California, rock climbed together, were in the same school system, and, of course, spoke the same language. This is not a clash of cultures.

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56,733 views • 8 months ago

Nearly impossible to parody at this point Joel Webbon's new "match making" sponsor. - Courtship from "approved states" - Avatars instead of photos so no immodesty happens It's too good...must see TV, SNL could not do it better.
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Nearly impossible to parody at this point Joel Webbon's new "match making" sponsor. - Courtship from "approved states" - Avatars instead of photos so no immodesty happens It's too good...must see TV, SNL could not do it better.

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65,755 views • 1 year ago

Joel Webbon tells us that the Bible does not prescribe one wife as a matter of good character in general. He claims it is ONLY a prescription for elders. Joel Webbon has never even read his own CONFESSION of faith. (WCF 24.1) Joel "not Reformed" Webbon - I do not concede this!
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Joel Webbon tells us that the Bible does not prescribe one wife as a matter of good character in general. He claims it is ONLY a prescription for elders. Joel Webbon has never even read his own CONFESSION of faith. (WCF 24.1) Joel "not Reformed" Webbon - I do not concede this!

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42,956 views • 8 months ago

O What a Tangled Webbon Part 3 Joel Webbon marks the conclusion of his A29 assessment as when he became a pastor. Yet, despite meeting weekly for 9 months about sexual sin, Joel never confessed the 10 month sexual relationship he engaged in with a member the year previous 1/6
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O What a Tangled Webbon Part 3 Joel Webbon marks the conclusion of his A29 assessment as when he became a pastor. Yet, despite meeting weekly for 9 months about sexual sin, Joel never confessed the 10 month sexual relationship he engaged in with a member the year previous 1/6

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72,613 views • 1 year ago

Joel Webbon, who is asking a pastor what his T-levels are, literally bragged on his podcast last year that the one sport he could beat other men at was "tree climbing". Joel, you aren't a tough guy, you are a musical theater kid, knock it off...
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Joel Webbon, who is asking a pastor what his T-levels are, literally bragged on his podcast last year that the one sport he could beat other men at was "tree climbing". Joel, you aren't a tough guy, you are a musical theater kid, knock it off...

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39,781 views • 8 months ago

If you have ever wondered how "mirroring" looks in a Cluster B personality, watch Joel Webbon put on a master class. You are seeing how he does "research" in real time.
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If you have ever wondered how "mirroring" looks in a Cluster B personality, watch Joel Webbon put on a master class. You are seeing how he does "research" in real time.

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15,310 views • 2 months ago

Without looking it up, what text of Scripture is Pastor Joel Webbon "exegeting" in this clip? For the men in his congregation, do you always put up with this kind of bullying? If you disagree with Joel, YOUR WIFE is the man? Joel misheard-he's not too radical, but too retar...
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Without looking it up, what text of Scripture is Pastor Joel Webbon "exegeting" in this clip? For the men in his congregation, do you always put up with this kind of bullying? If you disagree with Joel, YOUR WIFE is the man? Joel misheard-he's not too radical, but too retar...

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26,703 views • 6 months ago

Look at Joel Webbon hitting refresh on his phone to see which of his original songs I am going to release to the public next. (Yes, this is Joel singing. No, it is not AI. AI would never write these lyrics)
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Look at Joel Webbon hitting refresh on his phone to see which of his original songs I am going to release to the public next. (Yes, this is Joel singing. No, it is not AI. AI would never write these lyrics)

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21,593 views • 6 months ago

Joel Webbon claims he's persecuted because he was 1st Joel lifted his first years of material from Wilson Joel next pretended the Nephilim and Bigfoot were key topics after it blew up for others Joel found race and the Jews after demonizing Stone Choir Not 1st, Not a prophet
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Joel Webbon claims he's persecuted because he was 1st Joel lifted his first years of material from Wilson Joel next pretended the Nephilim and Bigfoot were key topics after it blew up for others Joel found race and the Jews after demonizing Stone Choir Not 1st, Not a prophet

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29,823 views • 9 months ago