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Royce Lopez

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Former fat ass, current muscle dummy. I do some podcast. Host of Daywave Radio Co-host of @ROTCRadio

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You laugh but this is a 9 in London. What even are British women?

You laugh but this is a 9 in London. What even are British women?

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Can we please stop with these retarded popcorn buckets?

Can we please stop with these retarded popcorn buckets?

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I am so sick of this potato person being forced down our throats. Why is she dressed like every Indian dude who just got money?

I am so sick of this potato person being forced down our throats. Why is she dressed like every Indian dude who just got money?

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No, this isn't three lesbians going about their daily activities. This is actually what Green Day looks like now. Imagine being on your 50s and still dressing like a Spencers employee.

No, this isn't three lesbians going about their daily activities. This is actually what Green Day looks like now. Imagine being on your 50s and still dressing like a Spencers employee.

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Okay so her nips are definitely out right?

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Okay so her nips are definitely out right?

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This is the most cringe and gay cowboy larping I have ever seen. It makes Brokeback Mountain seem like Tombstone in comparison.

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This is the most cringe and gay cowboy larping I have ever seen. It makes Brokeback Mountain seem like Tombstone in comparison.

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The inventors of this machine knew exactly what they were doing... Hey Luis J. Gomez, I have some more equipment for your home gym.

The inventors of this machine knew exactly what they were doing... Hey Luis J. Gomez, I have some more equipment for your home gym.

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Check out this cool magic trick. This guy turns a 9 into 6 in a flash. Looking like Lloyd Christmas.

Check out this cool magic trick. This guy turns a 9 into 6 in a flash. Looking like Lloyd Christmas.

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Modern Art is just fat brown lesbians tearing things down that whit people built.

Modern Art is just fat brown lesbians tearing things down that whit people built.

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Saw Weird Al live last night. Dude is 66 years old and killing it. Put on a great show and his band is really good. Put on the full fat suit and everything..

Saw Weird Al live last night. Dude is 66 years old and killing it. Put on a great show and his band is really good. Put on the full fat suit and everything..

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Ma'am, if you have a male flight attendant, he is going home to his husband....not his wife.

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Ma'am, if you have a male flight attendant, he is going home to his husband....not his wife.

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When they say America doesn't build stuff anymore show them this. Taxpayer money has been building bigger black women since EBT was created. Looking like Kirby in I have a Dreamland.

When they say America doesn't build stuff anymore show them this. Taxpayer money has been building bigger black women since EBT was created. Looking like Kirby in I have a Dreamland.

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Willem Dafoe should have knocked this bi-sexual serial groper for touching his wife like that. If Pedro Pascal looked like Harvey Weinstein he'd be in jail.

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Willem Dafoe should have knocked this bi-sexual serial groper for touching his wife like that. If Pedro Pascal looked like Harvey Weinstein he'd be in jail.

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Why do all these non-binary potato people wear Frankenstein shoes?

Why do all these non-binary potato people wear Frankenstein shoes?

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This poor kid stands no chance in life. This selfish whale has stolen his childhood and made him a caretaker. This is the endgame of body positivity....a burden to your kids and am 3XL casket. This is child abuse.

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This poor kid stands no chance in life. This selfish whale has stolen his childhood and made him a caretaker. This is the endgame of body positivity....a burden to your kids and am 3XL casket. This is child abuse.

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Only a fat ugly sad woman would make buying mulch a victory against men. She literally took time to set up the camera inside the car.

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Only a fat ugly sad woman would make buying mulch a victory against men. She literally took time to set up the camera inside the car.

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Seriously, dudes who find Zendaya attractive should be on a watchlist.

Seriously, dudes who find Zendaya attractive should be on a watchlist.

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Oh good, a 40 year old quirk chungus....

Oh good, a 40 year old quirk chungus....

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If a rich white woman made this video about a black server she would have been fired the next day, and on CNN apologizing by the end of the week.

If a rich white woman made this video about a black server she would have been fired the next day, and on CNN apologizing by the end of the week.

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I know tommorow is Monday, so let's end the weekend right with cycling karma.

I know tommorow is Monday, so let's end the weekend right with cycling karma.

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Danny Elfman decided to wait until he he was 72 to have a midlife crisis. This is the same dude who did the soundtrack for Pee-Wee's Big adventure.

Danny Elfman decided to wait until he he was 72 to have a midlife crisis. This is the same dude who did the soundtrack for Pee-Wee's Big adventure.

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White UK chick goes to Japan. As soon as she lands she tries to score ketamine. Gets arrested....slips out of cuffs to try and grab a vape. Gets locked up for 5 months. Is somehow the victim.

White UK chick goes to Japan. As soon as she lands she tries to score ketamine. Gets arrested....slips out of cuffs to try and grab a vape. Gets locked up for 5 months. Is somehow the victim.

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The levels of black fatigue in the black community is reaching a boiling point. Nobody is more angry at YNs then black people who are actually trying to do their jobs.

The levels of black fatigue in the black community is reaching a boiling point. Nobody is more angry at YNs then black people who are actually trying to do their jobs.

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Olivia Wilde looks like a medical cadaver came to life. Ozempic is ruining women.

Olivia Wilde looks like a medical cadaver came to life. Ozempic is ruining women.

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Even if you can afford a new home in America....this is what you get.

Even if you can afford a new home in America....this is what you get.

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She looks like a Manatee that got run over by a speedboat.

She looks like a Manatee that got run over by a speedboat.

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It doesn't matter if it's a Walmart or Saint Peters, black woman will make themselves the main character. I love how she said sorry like they bought tickets to her SoundCloud concert.

It doesn't matter if it's a Walmart or Saint Peters, black woman will make themselves the main character. I love how she said sorry like they bought tickets to her SoundCloud concert.

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Man Anna Faris looks like she is tweaking HARD. She isn't on a pill cocktail that's a medical Long Island Ice Tea. I think we know why Chris Pratt her. He didn't want to be Guardians of the Medicine Cabinet.

Man Anna Faris looks like she is tweaking HARD. She isn't on a pill cocktail that's a medical Long Island Ice Tea. I think we know why Chris Pratt her. He didn't want to be Guardians of the Medicine Cabinet.

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Women gets upset that a man sent her a nice text before a first date saying he checked out her IG and would prefer not to be involved with a content creator because he didn't want to be on social media. So of course she proves him right and post his text on social media.

Women gets upset that a man sent her a nice text before a first date saying he checked out her IG and would prefer not to be involved with a content creator because he didn't want to be on social media. So of course she proves him right and post his text on social media.

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Every single person who encouraged this, from family members, friends and the doctors who perform the sex change surgery on this severely mentally retarded person should spend their entire life underneath the jail and that's because we only do the death penalty for murder.

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Every single person who encouraged this, from family members, friends and the doctors who perform the sex change surgery on this severely mentally retarded person should spend their entire life underneath the jail and that's because we only do the death penalty for murder.

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It's clear the black didn't understand what the white guy was doing because being a father to a black kid is something he has never seen before.

It's clear the black didn't understand what the white guy was doing because being a father to a black kid is something he has never seen before.

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This is the kind of creepy stuff women get away with because they are fighting the patriarchy. She gets so weird John Hamm has to physically stop her from touching the kid.

This is the kind of creepy stuff women get away with because they are fighting the patriarchy. She gets so weird John Hamm has to physically stop her from touching the kid.

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So Carnival Cruise lines implemented tipping into the cost of the cruise because the clientele wasn't the tipping kind. So now you have to shut off tips by walking to the front desk. This is what it looks like as soon as the front desk is open on all Carnival ships.

So Carnival Cruise lines implemented tipping into the cost of the cruise because the clientele wasn't the tipping kind. So now you have to shut off tips by walking to the front desk. This is what it looks like as soon as the front desk is open on all Carnival ships.

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Unfortunately, the cast of Stranger Things have caught the Ariana Grande disease. Ozempic is for fat women. When you're skinny and take it, you look sick and frail. If this was the early 2000s she would be on Ricky Lake talking about the horrors of anorexia.

Unfortunately, the cast of Stranger Things have caught the Ariana Grande disease. Ozempic is for fat women. When you're skinny and take it, you look sick and frail. If this was the early 2000s she would be on Ricky Lake talking about the horrors of anorexia.

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A nice family decided to add an arcade machine to their Airbnb playroom. Unfortunately the usual suspects couldn't allow that kind deed go unpunished...so they broke it. I can't wait for neurolink so these people can just play NBA 2k in this heads and leave us alone.

A nice family decided to add an arcade machine to their Airbnb playroom. Unfortunately the usual suspects couldn't allow that kind deed go unpunished...so they broke it. I can't wait for neurolink so these people can just play NBA 2k in this heads and leave us alone.

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In the UK you will get called a racist for being stabbed by a migrant and then bothered by a 4'9 female cop for the crime of staying the same spot for 120 seconds. How did you guys go from owning the world to being a diversity toilet country so fast?

In the UK you will get called a racist for being stabbed by a migrant and then bothered by a 4'9 female cop for the crime of staying the same spot for 120 seconds. How did you guys go from owning the world to being a diversity toilet country so fast?

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This dude lives in a tent with his fat white girlfriend rather than get a normal job. Living like The Lying, The Bitch, and The Welfare.

This dude lives in a tent with his fat white girlfriend rather than get a normal job. Living like The Lying, The Bitch, and The Welfare.

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This behavior is because of income inequality....hey wait a second that's my bike!!

This behavior is because of income inequality....hey wait a second that's my bike!!

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Michelle Rodriguez has officially gone full hispanic abuela. She looks like she should be selling oranges on the side of the freeway.

Michelle Rodriguez has officially gone full hispanic abuela. She looks like she should be selling oranges on the side of the freeway.

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Even when you give female cops the easiest job they end up dropping the ball. Be careful when confronted by the Vape police. Her best friend just got engaged and she is going to take it out on you.

Even when you give female cops the easiest job they end up dropping the ball. Be careful when confronted by the Vape police. Her best friend just got engaged and she is going to take it out on you.

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