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Nikita Kering called Chaxy & asked for an urgent 100k loan. Chaxy immediately agreed to send before Nikita revealed it was a prank Buana mimi ukini call, prank or not na uniitishe 100k urgently nitazima simu na nitoe line. Nitakuwa natembea feeling like people are after my life.
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Nduthi guys hudhani traffic lights ni decorations ๐ฆ
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Kenyans living along Thika Road were just minding their own business alafu ghafla bin vu...
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This is the video that Elsa deleted after Naomi threatened to expose screenshots of their dirty chats that involve a rich white old man. ๐ค
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Onyango Tate dancing for the brokies vs Onyango Tate dancing for the rich.
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Vybz Kartel reveals heโs in talks with Kenyan promoters to bring him to Kenya for a performance, hopefully later this year: โYou know Iโm officially a Kenyan.โ Kenya is in the top 5 countries streaming Vybz Kartelโs music in the world.
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Nairobi nayo haina mchezo. Kila mtu hiyo taon anatafuta. Lower your guard kidogo na utafunzwa kuishi taon ๐
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You gotta give it to Robert Burale. He knows his craft
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Land Act of 2012 is being amended to tax freehold land. This is worse than it sounds
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Patience is the rarest virtue on the road.
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Bro the Reddie Matere story is actually wild. Ogopa watu hujui hii Nairobi. This young man has a sob story. He claims he was abandoned at hospital after birth, raised by a good Samaritan who died after he finished Form 4. So he comes to Nairobi from Bungoma to hustle. He starts stalking Oga Obinna. Hangs at the shooting spot every day (Samaki Samaki) but Obinna doesnโt notice him. Next move? He goes to where Obinna drops his kids at school, tries giving the son a letter. Teacher finds it creepy. Police are involved. Obinna comes, doesnโt even know the guy. Bro gets arrested and spends 2 weeks in police custody. Obinna doesn't press any charges, so he's released. Few weeks later, he tracks down Obinna to Westlands. He sees Obinna driving to the studioโฆ throws himself in fron of the car. Lucky Obinna wasnโt speeding. Finally Reddie Matere gets Obinna's attention. He stops and listens to the story, and tries to save him. Rents him a mabati house somewhere in Huruma, tries to record him a song because he had claimed to be a rapper. Then did an Interview, and now the plot started twisting. People recognise Reddie Matere from the interview. Turns out heโs not an orphan at all. Both parents are alive and rich. Heโs just a spoilt kid and a petty thief whoโs been stealing since high school Obinna calls Reddie Matere for an Interview, then brings the aunt. During this interview they call his mum, dad, grandmaโฆ Reddie denies knowing ALL of them. The Dad is ready to help him but Reddie Matere has refused. In the end Obinna gives up, hands him 2K and tells him adios. There is an old saying that says, before jumping into someone's mess to save them, make sure youโre not interrupting an important life lesson they need to learn.
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Real feminine energy doesn't take alcohol. Ukioa dem mlevi shauri yako bro. Huyu hafai kusema "I'm just a girl", huyu ni mlevi. This is very painful to watch ๐
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Arsenal fans are the Greatest. This is Eastleigh in Kenya ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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The mutura guy thought he was smart ๐
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Ukioa bibi mlevi shauri yako bro.
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Gari imekubeba wewe na bibi yako iki break down on your wedding day, as a man unafaa kutoka nje like you're just making a phone call and that should be the last time your wife and her family ever see you. No school will teach you this.
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Karen Nyamu gate crushed Samidoh' event in Dubai to fight Samidoh's wife. ๐ MEN YOU'RE THE PRIZE
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Ebu niwaulize, Hapa makosa ikifanyika, will insurance pay?
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Prankster Vindee was attacked. Most of his pranks huwa zina cross line. It was obvious siku moja atapigwa before ajitetee yeye ni prankster. Quick recovery to him.
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