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Cuppa cups of Joe @nhl, 1x @TheAhl AllStar. Not saying I was good. Talkin shit 🎙️@HomeBy3Official @liveinfivepod @missincurfew The Peoples Insider📞 @bookitHQ

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Love Mike Yeo getting absolutely big dogged by Rod The Rod. Fuck him. -People’s

Love Mike Yeo getting absolutely big dogged by Rod The Rod. Fuck him. -People’s

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I love that Ovi stops 3 feet before the line every time during a bag skate. So sick

I love that Ovi stops 3 feet before the line every time during a bag skate. So sick

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Mitchie Griddy Marner has to do this when he accepts the Conn Smitty

Mitchie Griddy Marner has to do this when he accepts the Conn Smitty

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I’m not here to talk about the time Cole Huston who self proclaims himself as “Magic” and his 10 BU buddies hit up their agent 2 hours before our HB3 show in Boston (that was sold out) and asked me for tickets and then walked out mid show because they felt like they were too good to laugh. They were sitting in VIP on the stage. 93.1 tried to do them a solid as I was appreciative they were fans. What did we get in return? Literally a walk off. Was that a big reason BU probably sucked this year? Probably. That’s not what I’m here for though. I wish him the best. Would I want to have a beer with him? No I honestly wouldn’t. But that’s baseball. And that’s how the game goes. I still hope he does well. And he’s got a way better chance of playing way longer than I did in the National so it seems. Good luck fella. You’re paying for tickets next time and I’m stuffing you in the pigeon deck. You gotta re-earn my respect that’s worth nothing. -Unc Swish

I’m not here to talk about the time Cole Huston who self proclaims himself as “Magic” and his 10 BU buddies hit up their agent 2 hours before our HB3 show in Boston (that was sold out) and asked me for tickets and then walked out mid show because they felt like they were too good to laugh. They were sitting in VIP on the stage. 93.1 tried to do them a solid as I was appreciative they were fans. What did we get in return? Literally a walk off. Was that a big reason BU probably sucked this year? Probably. That’s not what I’m here for though. I wish him the best. Would I want to have a beer with him? No I honestly wouldn’t. But that’s baseball. And that’s how the game goes. I still hope he does well. And he’s got a way better chance of playing way longer than I did in the National so it seems. Good luck fella. You’re paying for tickets next time and I’m stuffing you in the pigeon deck. You gotta re-earn my respect that’s worth nothing. -Unc Swish

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“Sometimes they go in, sometimes they don’t. That’s baseball” -Nick Schmaltz, post game after bunking the GWG in OT + adding another in regulation for good measure. #TusksUp

“Sometimes they go in, sometimes they don’t. That’s baseball” -Nick Schmaltz, post game after bunking the GWG in OT + adding another in regulation for good measure. #TusksUp

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Ace, Coop here 🤣🤣🤣

Ace, Coop here 🤣🤣🤣

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Folks, let’s turn our attention to the USHL and head over to the Resch Center in beautiful Green Bay Wisconsin. I’ve never seen a fight celebrated harder than a game 7 OT winner in the Stanley Cup let alone by the guy who wasn’t even in the fight. Imagine doing the Bobby Orr jump because your goalie chucked at center ice during the 2nd period in game 16 of the season? The whole team celebrating on the bench like the countdown is on winning a championship as the clock strikes zero 🤣🤣 To be young again man. What a bunch of dipshits. And I mean that in the best way possible. You love to see the enthusiasm. Thats baseball.

Folks, let’s turn our attention to the USHL and head over to the Resch Center in beautiful Green Bay Wisconsin. I’ve never seen a fight celebrated harder than a game 7 OT winner in the Stanley Cup let alone by the guy who wasn’t even in the fight. Imagine doing the Bobby Orr jump because your goalie chucked at center ice during the 2nd period in game 16 of the season? The whole team celebrating on the bench like the countdown is on winning a championship as the clock strikes zero 🤣🤣 To be young again man. What a bunch of dipshits. And I mean that in the best way possible. You love to see the enthusiasm. Thats baseball.

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Not trying to steal your thunder BucciOT.Com .. simply playing the game of connoisseur. Chicken parm as long as your arm. Buried the entire thing and now I’m on heart attack watch aka #JammerWatch Lincoln Square. Cafe Fiorello📍 -93.1

Not trying to steal your thunder BucciOT.Com .. simply playing the game of connoisseur. Chicken parm as long as your arm. Buried the entire thing and now I’m on heart attack watch aka #JammerWatch Lincoln Square. Cafe Fiorello📍 -93.1

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The biggest cardinal sin in hockey. NEVER go chin over shin… Ryan Lindgren said you reach, I’ll teach fella.

The biggest cardinal sin in hockey. NEVER go chin over shin… Ryan Lindgren said you reach, I’ll teach fella.

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Folks I wanted to give some love to #LeafsForever head equipment manager Bobby Hastings. The way he tickles the knobs of his players sticks while they are on the ice is Beethoven like. The grace, the awareness, the overall harmony is pure bliss. Imagine having that type of feel for another man’s stick? There is only one Bobby Hastings. 📞📞

Folks I wanted to give some love to #LeafsForever head equipment manager Bobby Hastings. The way he tickles the knobs of his players sticks while they are on the ice is Beethoven like. The grace, the awareness, the overall harmony is pure bliss. Imagine having that type of feel for another man’s stick? There is only one Bobby Hastings. 📞📞

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I can’t stop watching this. Jimmy Montgomery singing along in the dying minutes down a goal thinking about the high school prom date that got away. The look of nostalgia filled with hope to the heavens as his team tries to even the score. Poetic

I can’t stop watching this. Jimmy Montgomery singing along in the dying minutes down a goal thinking about the high school prom date that got away. The look of nostalgia filled with hope to the heavens as his team tries to even the score. Poetic

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Every stadium has one unique thing about it. This is Toronto’s at Rogers Centre ⤵️

Every stadium has one unique thing about it. This is Toronto’s at Rogers Centre ⤵️

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I mean I get the idea Robertson is trying to do here. We call it the “slingshot”.. When you press on the back of your teammates pants with your twig to help them catch the opposing player normally on an odd man rush or breakaway. It really works as a slingshot. However, In this instance in no case is that maneuver needed NOR necessary. #1 Dvorak doesn’t even have the puck. #2 it’s pre season. Bonehead play by number 89. Let’s just hope Willy Styles is okay. #LeafsForever What you think fellas? Shane O'Brien Rob Gucci

I mean I get the idea Robertson is trying to do here. We call it the “slingshot”.. When you press on the back of your teammates pants with your twig to help them catch the opposing player normally on an odd man rush or breakaway. It really works as a slingshot. However, In this instance in no case is that maneuver needed NOR necessary. #1 Dvorak doesn’t even have the puck. #2 it’s pre season. Bonehead play by number 89. Let’s just hope Willy Styles is okay. #LeafsForever What you think fellas? Shane O'Brien Rob Gucci

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Fellas and Lady fellas, taking you to the chin of Vladivostok Russia where not only the radiation from North Korea can be felt but apparently your team captain goes full Terry Rozier from time to time cutting deals with the Russian mob. You’re playing so god far away from reality that you think you can get away with tucking one in the back of your own net to make sure the first period over hits. What the hell was Libor Sulak trying to accomplish on this play other than cash in for an extra $750,000 ruble which is equivalent to roughly $10,000 USD. Is he playing that puck to his partner and ends up hooding it too much like a trap draw 4 iron stinger out of the pine? What is Lib Sulak doing here folks? What a solid tuck by the 31 year old out of the Czech Republic. Only in the Kontiental #KHL -People’s

Fellas and Lady fellas, taking you to the chin of Vladivostok Russia where not only the radiation from North Korea can be felt but apparently your team captain goes full Terry Rozier from time to time cutting deals with the Russian mob. You’re playing so god far away from reality that you think you can get away with tucking one in the back of your own net to make sure the first period over hits. What the hell was Libor Sulak trying to accomplish on this play other than cash in for an extra $750,000 ruble which is equivalent to roughly $10,000 USD. Is he playing that puck to his partner and ends up hooding it too much like a trap draw 4 iron stinger out of the pine? What is Lib Sulak doing here folks? What a solid tuck by the 31 year old out of the Czech Republic. Only in the Kontiental #KHL -People’s

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Prime reason why you shouldn’t play star players in a pre season game. 7-8 pre season games is beyond dumb. Playing guys for what? To have minor league guys run around looking to make an impression? If I was a GM I’d let my core of 5-8 players maybe play 2 exhibitions. I’d sacrifice them being a bit rusty games 1-3 in the regular season vs risking serious injury from some dipshit running around like a chicken with his chin cut off. And I’m not faulting those guys either (the guys trying to make the team) they have a job to do too. Jobs are won within these games. But Makar takes one up high last night, Cooley gets stapled. Both don’t return. Asset protection folks that’s business 101. I can help teach some of these GM’s if needed. - People’s

Prime reason why you shouldn’t play star players in a pre season game. 7-8 pre season games is beyond dumb. Playing guys for what? To have minor league guys run around looking to make an impression? If I was a GM I’d let my core of 5-8 players maybe play 2 exhibitions. I’d sacrifice them being a bit rusty games 1-3 in the regular season vs risking serious injury from some dipshit running around like a chicken with his chin cut off. And I’m not faulting those guys either (the guys trying to make the team) they have a job to do too. Jobs are won within these games. But Makar takes one up high last night, Cooley gets stapled. Both don’t return. Asset protection folks that’s business 101. I can help teach some of these GM’s if needed. - People’s

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The ole bailout but make it look like you’re competing. Classic. I used to do this myself from time to time. Not trying to hate on the fella Mitchie Sheets $$ but you ain’t gonna win anything playing with a parachute on your back at this time of year that’s just faxx. #LeafsForever #NHLBRUINS - 📞📞

The ole bailout but make it look like you’re competing. Classic. I used to do this myself from time to time. Not trying to hate on the fella Mitchie Sheets $$ but you ain’t gonna win anything playing with a parachute on your back at this time of year that’s just faxx. #LeafsForever #NHLBRUINS - 📞📞

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The Oilers faithful told me to go shutter myself after suggesting they should trade Bouchard last season due to the fact of the type of money he was going to demand with the numbers he had. You guys then paid him 10 and a 🪝 to be a PowerPlay specialist. This is what 10.5 gets you. What a play eh -People’s

The Oilers faithful told me to go shutter myself after suggesting they should trade Bouchard last season due to the fact of the type of money he was going to demand with the numbers he had. You guys then paid him 10 and a 🪝 to be a PowerPlay specialist. This is what 10.5 gets you. What a play eh -People’s

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🚨Ladies and Gents not sure how I missed this. Anyhow - taking you to the pronoun town of Seattle Washingchin for a hot second.. You can tell Berkly 100% Catton has only played sub 40 games in the National Hockey League the way he left himself exposed here. Imagine your “welcome to the NHL moment” was getting absolutely bundled because you left your chin in the wind so hard a model Swedish citizen felt the need to teach you a lesson far too many don’t comprehend especially at a young age? Does it get any more CHIN over SHIN than this? Holy fak young fella you were crossing the street like Stevie Wonder with headphones on begging for your chin to be labeled🦯 -The Chinsider

🚨Ladies and Gents not sure how I missed this. Anyhow - taking you to the pronoun town of Seattle Washingchin for a hot second.. You can tell Berkly 100% Catton has only played sub 40 games in the National Hockey League the way he left himself exposed here. Imagine your “welcome to the NHL moment” was getting absolutely bundled because you left your chin in the wind so hard a model Swedish citizen felt the need to teach you a lesson far too many don’t comprehend especially at a young age? Does it get any more CHIN over SHIN than this? Holy fak young fella you were crossing the street like Stevie Wonder with headphones on begging for your chin to be labeled🦯 -The Chinsider

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The greatest of all time !! 🐐🐐

The greatest of all time !! 🐐🐐

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That tight turn with 3 hard strides before going full Ray Lewis into the mannequin dummy is the definition of cocaine and it’s superpowers it can provide to one - especially to the good people of Buffalo on a god dam Tuesday. That was Raffi Torres like. That’s the type of dude that hasn’t been able to feel his face since last week when he started pregaming the playoff run at Bada Bing on Chippewa Street. A backpack full of Four Loko’s and dust imported from nearby Amherst. What a maniac. Sabres in 5. -Swish

That tight turn with 3 hard strides before going full Ray Lewis into the mannequin dummy is the definition of cocaine and it’s superpowers it can provide to one - especially to the good people of Buffalo on a god dam Tuesday. That was Raffi Torres like. That’s the type of dude that hasn’t been able to feel his face since last week when he started pregaming the playoff run at Bada Bing on Chippewa Street. A backpack full of Four Loko’s and dust imported from nearby Amherst. What a maniac. Sabres in 5. -Swish

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Forget the D list influencers there strictly for the instagram pic. These are the worst kind of people at the US Open. Johnny ear piece. 🤦🏻

Forget the D list influencers there strictly for the instagram pic. These are the worst kind of people at the US Open. Johnny ear piece. 🤦🏻

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F*ck it. One liner mixtape from yours truly. And yes I did say wrench on national television -93.1

F*ck it. One liner mixtape from yours truly. And yes I did say wrench on national television -93.1

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I was down bad to start my Thursday. The libs got us again. Stay tucked Swishy. Yes I’m talking in third person. -93.1

I was down bad to start my Thursday. The libs got us again. Stay tucked Swishy. Yes I’m talking in third person. -93.1

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The biggest cardinal sin in hockey. Never EVER go chin over shin..

The biggest cardinal sin in hockey. Never EVER go chin over shin..

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Who is running the Swedish bench? Not playing a guy that’s tucked 48 one year in the national. What a dipshit #FREEFIL -93.1

Who is running the Swedish bench? Not playing a guy that’s tucked 48 one year in the national. What a dipshit #FREEFIL -93.1

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The Morgan Wallen walk out is the best thing in showbiz. Camp Randall. Madison WI feat Perc Favre 🐐🐐

The Morgan Wallen walk out is the best thing in showbiz. Camp Randall. Madison WI feat Perc Favre 🐐🐐

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The Hammer Wilson going chin to chin with arguably the biggest heavyweight of the last decade is so nails. Making all of Elmvale Ontario proud #10!!

The Hammer Wilson going chin to chin with arguably the biggest heavyweight of the last decade is so nails. Making all of Elmvale Ontario proud #10!!

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Total scumbag move. What a joke.

Total scumbag move. What a joke.

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🚨Official Press Release on Açaí #BowlGate: For those who don’t follow me on X, basically what happened was a certain group of Utah Mammoth fans accused me of “standing up” one of their members after making an effort to make things right (offering to buy an açaí bowl) despite the posse telling me I’m not welcome in Utah several times. I just want to get out in front of this and address the miscommunication on several levels. #1 This was never a date. Even though the “victim” went from being “scared” of me to wanting to take the next step in a relationship. This was a fan / to fan meet up. #2 if you win the lottery, you have to claim your prize. No hard feelings on my end towards the certain individual involved directly in the situation - let’s chalk that up to a miscommunication. Not once did this individual let me know they/ them were at the game. However, what do I have a problem with is the random asshole bystanders who know nothing about #BowlGate throwing gasoline on the fire and threatening my life over an açaí bowl. Imagine telling someone to kill themselves over an açaí bowl? You are the people I’m telling to go fk yourself. Let me make that clear. Still lots of love for the good people of Utah. No further comment at this time. -Swish

🚨Official Press Release on Açaí #BowlGate: For those who don’t follow me on X, basically what happened was a certain group of Utah Mammoth fans accused me of “standing up” one of their members after making an effort to make things right (offering to buy an açaí bowl) despite the posse telling me I’m not welcome in Utah several times. I just want to get out in front of this and address the miscommunication on several levels. #1 This was never a date. Even though the “victim” went from being “scared” of me to wanting to take the next step in a relationship. This was a fan / to fan meet up. #2 if you win the lottery, you have to claim your prize. No hard feelings on my end towards the certain individual involved directly in the situation - let’s chalk that up to a miscommunication. Not once did this individual let me know they/ them were at the game. However, what do I have a problem with is the random asshole bystanders who know nothing about #BowlGate throwing gasoline on the fire and threatening my life over an açaí bowl. Imagine telling someone to kill themselves over an açaí bowl? You are the people I’m telling to go fk yourself. Let me make that clear. Still lots of love for the good people of Utah. No further comment at this time. -Swish

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Dave Jackson is such a pussy. Respectfully of course but Dave you probably agree with that too. You just agree because it’s easier. No opinion. No chin. Get this guy off the air. This is show business not powder puff. -93.1

Dave Jackson is such a pussy. Respectfully of course but Dave you probably agree with that too. You just agree because it’s easier. No opinion. No chin. Get this guy off the air. This is show business not powder puff. -93.1

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🚨LET IT SNOW TOUR ☃️ tix🚨 CHI: MKE: PITTS: BUFF:

🚨LET IT SNOW TOUR ☃️ tix🚨 CHI: MKE: PITTS: BUFF:

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Brock Nelson with a fresh Turkish fade is a dangerous man. Some dude on Long Island name Yusuf gives you the 1 to the 2 to the 3 Turkish butter fade. WOW Nelly looking dangerous.

Brock Nelson with a fresh Turkish fade is a dangerous man. Some dude on Long Island name Yusuf gives you the 1 to the 2 to the 3 Turkish butter fade. WOW Nelly looking dangerous.

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🚨BREAKING: The People’s was kicked out of the Phoenix Mercury game before tip off by NBA / WNBA security escorted out of the Footprint Center peacefully.. (Live press conference)

🚨BREAKING: The People’s was kicked out of the Phoenix Mercury game before tip off by NBA / WNBA security escorted out of the Footprint Center peacefully.. (Live press conference)

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I’m in places you can’t pronounce and people are shooting each other before happy hour. The People’s is on it. Live from West Loop ChiRaq

I’m in places you can’t pronounce and people are shooting each other before happy hour. The People’s is on it. Live from West Loop ChiRaq

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What is the reward for finding Blake Snell’s chin? $10,000?

What is the reward for finding Blake Snell’s chin? $10,000?

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🚨EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE: Gavin McKenna Chin Hunting -93.1

🚨EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE: Gavin McKenna Chin Hunting -93.1

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Can somebody show this to Kelly McCrimmon? I could text it to him but I need an agent to forward this to his chin and let my piss missile clinic do the talking. Kelly, if you’re reading this, which I know you aren’t, I’m looking for a PTO come September at camp. Vegas is the only place I’d like to play. I’m good in the locker room and you can leave me there most of the time if needed. I’m mature enough these days to handle being a 7th D-Man. I’ll hang up now. #VegasBorn -Swish

Can somebody show this to Kelly McCrimmon? I could text it to him but I need an agent to forward this to his chin and let my piss missile clinic do the talking. Kelly, if you’re reading this, which I know you aren’t, I’m looking for a PTO come September at camp. Vegas is the only place I’d like to play. I’m good in the locker room and you can leave me there most of the time if needed. I’m mature enough these days to handle being a 7th D-Man. I’ll hang up now. #VegasBorn -Swish

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Happy 4/20 folks 🚬. Wear any hockey jersey (including your own) to any Chipper and get a BOGO entree. Free Guac if you come dressed in full gear! Chipotle -93.1

Happy 4/20 folks 🚬. Wear any hockey jersey (including your own) to any Chipper and get a BOGO entree. Free Guac if you come dressed in full gear! Chipotle -93.1

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Watch Trouba lock and load his chicken wing like it’s a desert eagle pistol at your local gun range. Bring the clip back empty type shit. He waited for Slaggert to watch and admire his shot while his chin rose to the sky leaving him in a vulnerable position. As an old Chinese proverb states, Chin to the sky you might die. Trouba is so so good and finding the chin without making it look obvious. Poetry in motion 📞📞

Watch Trouba lock and load his chicken wing like it’s a desert eagle pistol at your local gun range. Bring the clip back empty type shit. He waited for Slaggert to watch and admire his shot while his chin rose to the sky leaving him in a vulnerable position. As an old Chinese proverb states, Chin to the sky you might die. Trouba is so so good and finding the chin without making it look obvious. Poetry in motion 📞📞

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Gun to your chin in this game 7 who would you rather have Rasmus Dahlin or Lane Hutson? 🤔 #GoHabsGo #LetsGoBuffalo -People’s

Gun to your chin in this game 7 who would you rather have Rasmus Dahlin or Lane Hutson? 🤔 #GoHabsGo #LetsGoBuffalo -People’s

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