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Cuppa cups of Joe @nhl, 1x @TheAhl AllStar. Not saying I was good. Talkin shit 🎙️@HomeBy3Official @liveinfivepod @missincurfew The Peoples Insider📞 @bookitHQ

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Love Mike Yeo getting absolutely big dogged by Rod The Rod. Fuck him. -People’s

Love Mike Yeo getting absolutely big dogged by Rod The Rod. Fuck him. -People’s

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I’m not here to talk about the time Cole Huston who self proclaims himself as “Magic” and his 10 BU buddies hit up their agent 2 hours before our HB3 show in Boston (that was sold out) and asked me for tickets and then walked out mid show because they felt like they were too good to laugh. They were sitting in VIP on the stage. 93.1 tried to do them a solid as I was appreciative they were fans. What did we get in return? Literally a walk off. Was that a big reason BU probably sucked this year? Probably. That’s not what I’m here for though. I wish him the best. Would I want to have a beer with him? No I honestly wouldn’t. But that’s baseball. And that’s how the game goes. I still hope he does well. And he’s got a way better chance of playing way longer than I did in the National so it seems. Good luck fella. You’re paying for tickets next time and I’m stuffing you in the pigeon deck. You gotta re-earn my respect that’s worth nothing. -Unc Swish

I’m not here to talk about the time Cole Huston who self proclaims himself as “Magic” and his 10 BU buddies hit up their agent 2 hours before our HB3 show in Boston (that was sold out) and asked me for tickets and then walked out mid show because they felt like they were too good to laugh. They were sitting in VIP on the stage. 93.1 tried to do them a solid as I was appreciative they were fans. What did we get in return? Literally a walk off. Was that a big reason BU probably sucked this year? Probably. That’s not what I’m here for though. I wish him the best. Would I want to have a beer with him? No I honestly wouldn’t. But that’s baseball. And that’s how the game goes. I still hope he does well. And he’s got a way better chance of playing way longer than I did in the National so it seems. Good luck fella. You’re paying for tickets next time and I’m stuffing you in the pigeon deck. You gotta re-earn my respect that’s worth nothing. -Unc Swish

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I love that Ovi stops 3 feet before the line every time during a bag skate. So sick

I love that Ovi stops 3 feet before the line every time during a bag skate. So sick

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“Sometimes they go in, sometimes they don’t. That’s baseball” -Nick Schmaltz, post game after bunking the GWG in OT + adding another in regulation for good measure. #TusksUp

“Sometimes they go in, sometimes they don’t. That’s baseball” -Nick Schmaltz, post game after bunking the GWG in OT + adding another in regulation for good measure. #TusksUp

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Not trying to steal your thunder BucciOT.Com .. simply playing the game of connoisseur. Chicken parm as long as your arm. Buried the entire thing and now I’m on heart attack watch aka #JammerWatch Lincoln Square. Cafe Fiorello📍 -93.1

Not trying to steal your thunder BucciOT.Com .. simply playing the game of connoisseur. Chicken parm as long as your arm. Buried the entire thing and now I’m on heart attack watch aka #JammerWatch Lincoln Square. Cafe Fiorello📍 -93.1

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Folks, let’s turn our attention to the USHL and head over to the Resch Center in beautiful Green Bay Wisconsin. I’ve never seen a fight celebrated harder than a game 7 OT winner in the Stanley Cup let alone by the guy who wasn’t even in the fight. Imagine doing the Bobby Orr jump because your goalie chucked at center ice during the 2nd period in game 16 of the season? The whole team celebrating on the bench like the countdown is on winning a championship as the clock strikes zero 🤣🤣 To be young again man. What a bunch of dipshits. And I mean that in the best way possible. You love to see the enthusiasm. Thats baseball.

Folks, let’s turn our attention to the USHL and head over to the Resch Center in beautiful Green Bay Wisconsin. I’ve never seen a fight celebrated harder than a game 7 OT winner in the Stanley Cup let alone by the guy who wasn’t even in the fight. Imagine doing the Bobby Orr jump because your goalie chucked at center ice during the 2nd period in game 16 of the season? The whole team celebrating on the bench like the countdown is on winning a championship as the clock strikes zero 🤣🤣 To be young again man. What a bunch of dipshits. And I mean that in the best way possible. You love to see the enthusiasm. Thats baseball.

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Ace, Coop here 🤣🤣🤣

Ace, Coop here 🤣🤣🤣

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The biggest cardinal sin in hockey. NEVER go chin over shin… Ryan Lindgren said you reach, I’ll teach fella.

The biggest cardinal sin in hockey. NEVER go chin over shin… Ryan Lindgren said you reach, I’ll teach fella.

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Folks I wanted to give some love to #LeafsForever head equipment manager Bobby Hastings. The way he tickles the knobs of his players sticks while they are on the ice is Beethoven like. The grace, the awareness, the overall harmony is pure bliss. Imagine having that type of feel for another man’s stick? There is only one Bobby Hastings. 📞📞

Folks I wanted to give some love to #LeafsForever head equipment manager Bobby Hastings. The way he tickles the knobs of his players sticks while they are on the ice is Beethoven like. The grace, the awareness, the overall harmony is pure bliss. Imagine having that type of feel for another man’s stick? There is only one Bobby Hastings. 📞📞

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I can’t stop watching this. Jimmy Montgomery singing along in the dying minutes down a goal thinking about the high school prom date that got away. The look of nostalgia filled with hope to the heavens as his team tries to even the score. Poetic

I can’t stop watching this. Jimmy Montgomery singing along in the dying minutes down a goal thinking about the high school prom date that got away. The look of nostalgia filled with hope to the heavens as his team tries to even the score. Poetic

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Fellas and Lady fellas, taking you to the chin of Vladivostok Russia where not only the radiation from North Korea can be felt but apparently your team captain goes full Terry Rozier from time to time cutting deals with the Russian mob. You’re playing so god far away from reality that you think you can get away with tucking one in the back of your own net to make sure the first period over hits. What the hell was Libor Sulak trying to accomplish on this play other than cash in for an extra $750,000 ruble which is equivalent to roughly $10,000 USD. Is he playing that puck to his partner and ends up hooding it too much like a trap draw 4 iron stinger out of the pine? What is Lib Sulak doing here folks? What a solid tuck by the 31 year old out of the Czech Republic. Only in the Kontiental #KHL -People’s

Fellas and Lady fellas, taking you to the chin of Vladivostok Russia where not only the radiation from North Korea can be felt but apparently your team captain goes full Terry Rozier from time to time cutting deals with the Russian mob. You’re playing so god far away from reality that you think you can get away with tucking one in the back of your own net to make sure the first period over hits. What the hell was Libor Sulak trying to accomplish on this play other than cash in for an extra $750,000 ruble which is equivalent to roughly $10,000 USD. Is he playing that puck to his partner and ends up hooding it too much like a trap draw 4 iron stinger out of the pine? What is Lib Sulak doing here folks? What a solid tuck by the 31 year old out of the Czech Republic. Only in the Kontiental #KHL -People’s

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Every stadium has one unique thing about it. This is Toronto’s at Rogers Centre ⤵️

Every stadium has one unique thing about it. This is Toronto’s at Rogers Centre ⤵️

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Prime reason why you shouldn’t play star players in a pre season game. 7-8 pre season games is beyond dumb. Playing guys for what? To have minor league guys run around looking to make an impression? If I was a GM I’d let my core of 5-8 players maybe play 2 exhibitions. I’d sacrifice them being a bit rusty games 1-3 in the regular season vs risking serious injury from some dipshit running around like a chicken with his chin cut off. And I’m not faulting those guys either (the guys trying to make the team) they have a job to do too. Jobs are won within these games. But Makar takes one up high last night, Cooley gets stapled. Both don’t return. Asset protection folks that’s business 101. I can help teach some of these GM’s if needed. - People’s

Prime reason why you shouldn’t play star players in a pre season game. 7-8 pre season games is beyond dumb. Playing guys for what? To have minor league guys run around looking to make an impression? If I was a GM I’d let my core of 5-8 players maybe play 2 exhibitions. I’d sacrifice them being a bit rusty games 1-3 in the regular season vs risking serious injury from some dipshit running around like a chicken with his chin cut off. And I’m not faulting those guys either (the guys trying to make the team) they have a job to do too. Jobs are won within these games. But Makar takes one up high last night, Cooley gets stapled. Both don’t return. Asset protection folks that’s business 101. I can help teach some of these GM’s if needed. - People’s

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The ole bailout but make it look like you’re competing. Classic. I used to do this myself from time to time. Not trying to hate on the fella Mitchie Sheets $$ but you ain’t gonna win anything playing with a parachute on your back at this time of year that’s just faxx. #LeafsForever #NHLBRUINS - 📞📞

The ole bailout but make it look like you’re competing. Classic. I used to do this myself from time to time. Not trying to hate on the fella Mitchie Sheets $$ but you ain’t gonna win anything playing with a parachute on your back at this time of year that’s just faxx. #LeafsForever #NHLBRUINS - 📞📞

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🚨Ladies and Gents not sure how I missed this. Anyhow - taking you to the pronoun town of Seattle Washingchin for a hot second.. You can tell Berkly 100% Catton has only played sub 40 games in the National Hockey League the way he left himself exposed here. Imagine your “welcome to the NHL moment” was getting absolutely bundled because you left your chin in the wind so hard a model Swedish citizen felt the need to teach you a lesson far too many don’t comprehend especially at a young age? Does it get any more CHIN over SHIN than this? Holy fak young fella you were crossing the street like Stevie Wonder with headphones on begging for your chin to be labeled🦯 -The Chinsider

🚨Ladies and Gents not sure how I missed this. Anyhow - taking you to the pronoun town of Seattle Washingchin for a hot second.. You can tell Berkly 100% Catton has only played sub 40 games in the National Hockey League the way he left himself exposed here. Imagine your “welcome to the NHL moment” was getting absolutely bundled because you left your chin in the wind so hard a model Swedish citizen felt the need to teach you a lesson far too many don’t comprehend especially at a young age? Does it get any more CHIN over SHIN than this? Holy fak young fella you were crossing the street like Stevie Wonder with headphones on begging for your chin to be labeled🦯 -The Chinsider

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The greatest of all time !! 🐐🐐

The greatest of all time !! 🐐🐐

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Textbook cutting the ice in half by Philly D-Man #47, Noah Juulsen. He identified an unaware chin and fully capitalized on it. To all you young forwards out there you can’t skate thru the neutral zone like you’re fresh off a dab pen hit strolling thru the mall thinking about what color Nike Vermos you’re about to cop at Shoe Palace. Take the blinders off young fella this is the national league. Holy chin

Textbook cutting the ice in half by Philly D-Man #47, Noah Juulsen. He identified an unaware chin and fully capitalized on it. To all you young forwards out there you can’t skate thru the neutral zone like you’re fresh off a dab pen hit strolling thru the mall thinking about what color Nike Vermos you’re about to cop at Shoe Palace. Take the blinders off young fella this is the national league. Holy chin

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For the 3 down league to get MGK all the way up to Chinnipeg, good on em. The east side Cleveland wild boy crushed it @ The Grey -people’s

For the 3 down league to get MGK all the way up to Chinnipeg, good on em. The east side Cleveland wild boy crushed it @ The Grey -people’s

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What do you gotta do at playoff time? Get pucks in deep. Via: @7th_defensman

What do you gotta do at playoff time? Get pucks in deep. Via: @7th_defensman

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This type of goal makes coaches cream their pants. Look at this set face off play for the game winner winner earls on main chili chicken dinner. Let’s break it down: 👇 #1 starts with a face off win. Low to high. #2 D to D (spread the defense out) and find Scheifele who rolled off his check at the dot and found space on a wheel route behind the net to find open ice on the other side of the zone. (Dot width). Aka Get lost in space. Create confusion. #3 Morrissey distributes the puck back down to MS who then corrals the pill and surveys his options while getting his toe caps back down ice towards the net, at worst presenting as a shooting option himself. #4 And the key to this whole play? Offense away from the puck. Kyle Connor recognizes time and space and gets available for a one timer by putting himself in a shooting position leaving the slot and fanning out. Lastly, The NHL is all about finding the 2 on 1. Finding the one timer. This was poetry in motion and lost coverage from #Stlblues that cost them the game. - People’s breakdown

This type of goal makes coaches cream their pants. Look at this set face off play for the game winner winner earls on main chili chicken dinner. Let’s break it down: 👇 #1 starts with a face off win. Low to high. #2 D to D (spread the defense out) and find Scheifele who rolled off his check at the dot and found space on a wheel route behind the net to find open ice on the other side of the zone. (Dot width). Aka Get lost in space. Create confusion. #3 Morrissey distributes the puck back down to MS who then corrals the pill and surveys his options while getting his toe caps back down ice towards the net, at worst presenting as a shooting option himself. #4 And the key to this whole play? Offense away from the puck. Kyle Connor recognizes time and space and gets available for a one timer by putting himself in a shooting position leaving the slot and fanning out. Lastly, The NHL is all about finding the 2 on 1. Finding the one timer. This was poetry in motion and lost coverage from #Stlblues that cost them the game. - People’s breakdown

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Forget the D list influencers there strictly for the instagram pic. These are the worst kind of people at the US Open. Johnny ear piece. 🤦🏻

Forget the D list influencers there strictly for the instagram pic. These are the worst kind of people at the US Open. Johnny ear piece. 🤦🏻

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F*ck it. One liner mixtape from yours truly. And yes I did say wrench on national television -93.1

F*ck it. One liner mixtape from yours truly. And yes I did say wrench on national television -93.1

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Who is running the Swedish bench? Not playing a guy that’s tucked 48 one year in the national. What a dipshit #FREEFIL -93.1

Who is running the Swedish bench? Not playing a guy that’s tucked 48 one year in the national. What a dipshit #FREEFIL -93.1

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The biggest cardinal sin in hockey. Never EVER go chin over shin..

The biggest cardinal sin in hockey. Never EVER go chin over shin..

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Dave Jackson is such a pussy. Respectfully of course but Dave you probably agree with that too. You just agree because it’s easier. No opinion. No chin. Get this guy off the air. This is show business not powder puff. -93.1

Dave Jackson is such a pussy. Respectfully of course but Dave you probably agree with that too. You just agree because it’s easier. No opinion. No chin. Get this guy off the air. This is show business not powder puff. -93.1

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The Hammer Wilson going chin to chin with arguably the biggest heavyweight of the last decade is so nails. Making all of Elmvale Ontario proud #10!!

The Hammer Wilson going chin to chin with arguably the biggest heavyweight of the last decade is so nails. Making all of Elmvale Ontario proud #10!!

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The Morgan Wallen walk out is the best thing in showbiz. Camp Randall. Madison WI feat Perc Favre 🐐🐐

The Morgan Wallen walk out is the best thing in showbiz. Camp Randall. Madison WI feat Perc Favre 🐐🐐

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🚨Official Press Release on Açaí #BowlGate: For those who don’t follow me on X, basically what happened was a certain group of Utah Mammoth fans accused me of “standing up” one of their members after making an effort to make things right (offering to buy an açaí bowl) despite the posse telling me I’m not welcome in Utah several times. I just want to get out in front of this and address the miscommunication on several levels. #1 This was never a date. Even though the “victim” went from being “scared” of me to wanting to take the next step in a relationship. This was a fan / to fan meet up. #2 if you win the lottery, you have to claim your prize. No hard feelings on my end towards the certain individual involved directly in the situation - let’s chalk that up to a miscommunication. Not once did this individual let me know they/ them were at the game. However, what do I have a problem with is the random asshole bystanders who know nothing about #BowlGate throwing gasoline on the fire and threatening my life over an açaí bowl. Imagine telling someone to kill themselves over an açaí bowl? You are the people I’m telling to go fk yourself. Let me make that clear. Still lots of love for the good people of Utah. No further comment at this time. -Swish

🚨Official Press Release on Açaí #BowlGate: For those who don’t follow me on X, basically what happened was a certain group of Utah Mammoth fans accused me of “standing up” one of their members after making an effort to make things right (offering to buy an açaí bowl) despite the posse telling me I’m not welcome in Utah several times. I just want to get out in front of this and address the miscommunication on several levels. #1 This was never a date. Even though the “victim” went from being “scared” of me to wanting to take the next step in a relationship. This was a fan / to fan meet up. #2 if you win the lottery, you have to claim your prize. No hard feelings on my end towards the certain individual involved directly in the situation - let’s chalk that up to a miscommunication. Not once did this individual let me know they/ them were at the game. However, what do I have a problem with is the random asshole bystanders who know nothing about #BowlGate throwing gasoline on the fire and threatening my life over an açaí bowl. Imagine telling someone to kill themselves over an açaí bowl? You are the people I’m telling to go fk yourself. Let me make that clear. Still lots of love for the good people of Utah. No further comment at this time. -Swish

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Total scumbag move. What a joke.

Total scumbag move. What a joke.

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🚨LET IT SNOW TOUR ☃️ tix🚨 CHI: MKE: PITTS: BUFF:

🚨LET IT SNOW TOUR ☃️ tix🚨 CHI: MKE: PITTS: BUFF:

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Happy 4/20 folks 🚬. Wear any hockey jersey (including your own) to any Chipper and get a BOGO entree. Free Guac if you come dressed in full gear! Chipotle -93.1

Happy 4/20 folks 🚬. Wear any hockey jersey (including your own) to any Chipper and get a BOGO entree. Free Guac if you come dressed in full gear! Chipotle -93.1

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Can somebody show this to Kelly McCrimmon? I could text it to him but I need an agent to forward this to his chin and let my piss missile clinic do the talking. Kelly, if you’re reading this, which I know you aren’t, I’m looking for a PTO come September at camp. Vegas is the only place I’d like to play. I’m good in the locker room and you can leave me there most of the time if needed. I’m mature enough these days to handle being a 7th D-Man. I’ll hang up now. #VegasBorn -Swish

Can somebody show this to Kelly McCrimmon? I could text it to him but I need an agent to forward this to his chin and let my piss missile clinic do the talking. Kelly, if you’re reading this, which I know you aren’t, I’m looking for a PTO come September at camp. Vegas is the only place I’d like to play. I’m good in the locker room and you can leave me there most of the time if needed. I’m mature enough these days to handle being a 7th D-Man. I’ll hang up now. #VegasBorn -Swish

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Brock Nelson with a fresh Turkish fade is a dangerous man. Some dude on Long Island name Yusuf gives you the 1 to the 2 to the 3 Turkish butter fade. WOW Nelly looking dangerous.

Brock Nelson with a fresh Turkish fade is a dangerous man. Some dude on Long Island name Yusuf gives you the 1 to the 2 to the 3 Turkish butter fade. WOW Nelly looking dangerous.

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🚨EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE: Gavin McKenna Chin Hunting -93.1

🚨EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE: Gavin McKenna Chin Hunting -93.1

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🚨BREAKING: The People’s was kicked out of the Phoenix Mercury game before tip off by NBA / WNBA security escorted out of the Footprint Center peacefully.. (Live press conference)

🚨BREAKING: The People’s was kicked out of the Phoenix Mercury game before tip off by NBA / WNBA security escorted out of the Footprint Center peacefully.. (Live press conference)

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USA Hockey keys to the game at 5 on 5 per a Stung J. Swish still trying to find neutral at 2:45pm local standard.. #USAHockey #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026 -People’s

USA Hockey keys to the game at 5 on 5 per a Stung J. Swish still trying to find neutral at 2:45pm local standard.. #USAHockey #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026 -People’s

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Watch Trouba lock and load his chicken wing like it’s a desert eagle pistol at your local gun range. Bring the clip back empty type shit. He waited for Slaggert to watch and admire his shot while his chin rose to the sky leaving him in a vulnerable position. As an old Chinese proverb states, Chin to the sky you might die. Trouba is so so good and finding the chin without making it look obvious. Poetry in motion 📞📞

Watch Trouba lock and load his chicken wing like it’s a desert eagle pistol at your local gun range. Bring the clip back empty type shit. He waited for Slaggert to watch and admire his shot while his chin rose to the sky leaving him in a vulnerable position. As an old Chinese proverb states, Chin to the sky you might die. Trouba is so so good and finding the chin without making it look obvious. Poetry in motion 📞📞

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The hardest 9 team league in sports

The hardest 9 team league in sports

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The fellas breaking down the red hot #LetsGoFlyers Mike Rupp thanks for being a stable veteran presence up there for me fellllaaa 👊 -Swish

The fellas breaking down the red hot #LetsGoFlyers Mike Rupp thanks for being a stable veteran presence up there for me fellllaaa 👊 -Swish

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🚨Game 1 Recap: That’s baseball ⚾️⚾️ -93.1

🚨Game 1 Recap: That’s baseball ⚾️⚾️ -93.1

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