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Tony Benn’s 5 political questions: “What power have you got? Where did you get it from? In whose interests do you exercise it? To whom are you accountable? How do we get rid of you? And if you can’t get rid of the people who govern you, you don’t live in a democratic system.”

Tony Benn’s 5 political questions: “What power have you got? Where did you get it from? In whose interests do you exercise it? To whom are you accountable? How do we get rid of you? And if you can’t get rid of the people who govern you, you don’t live in a democratic system.”

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Bollocks to eating nuts, the squirrels in Scotland gorge themselves on Tunnock’s Caramel Wafers. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Bollocks to eating nuts, the squirrels in Scotland gorge themselves on Tunnock’s Caramel Wafers. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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So now that FIFA has opened up a can of worms by enabling USA’s Folarin Balogun to play against Belgium after opting not to enforce an immediate suspension, will they now do the same for England’s Jarell Quansah so he can play against Norway?

So now that FIFA has opened up a can of worms by enabling USA’s Folarin Balogun to play against Belgium after opting not to enforce an immediate suspension, will they now do the same for England’s Jarell Quansah so he can play against Norway?

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Huge numbers of geese at the Eden estuary by St Andrews, Fife. What a glorious sight. Hundreds of thousands of migratory geese arrive in Scotland each autumn from the Arctic, Iceland, Greenland and Norway. And they don’t need a taxpayer funded hotel to accommodate them.

Huge numbers of geese at the Eden estuary by St Andrews, Fife. What a glorious sight. Hundreds of thousands of migratory geese arrive in Scotland each autumn from the Arctic, Iceland, Greenland and Norway. And they don’t need a taxpayer funded hotel to accommodate them.

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St Andrews does not compete with other British towns. It simply outclasses them. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Beautiful ancient architecture 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Local independent shops 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Packed full of bars and restaurants 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The Home of golf 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Surrounded by beaches, beautiful farmland and fishing communities 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Huge open skies 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 One of highest totals of yearly sunshine in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Britain’s highest ranked university 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Thriving local economy due to golf tourism and students My hometown is a magical place.

St Andrews does not compete with other British towns. It simply outclasses them. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Beautiful ancient architecture 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Local independent shops 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Packed full of bars and restaurants 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The Home of golf 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Surrounded by beaches, beautiful farmland and fishing communities 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Huge open skies 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 One of highest totals of yearly sunshine in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Britain’s highest ranked university 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Thriving local economy due to golf tourism and students My hometown is a magical place.

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Antoine Moses, a tree planter from Canada set a new world record by planting 23,060 trees in 24 hours. He’s a real environmentalist, rather than those who spill milk in supermarkets, spray paintings or plaster mass-scale solar panels on prime farmland.

Antoine Moses, a tree planter from Canada set a new world record by planting 23,060 trees in 24 hours. He’s a real environmentalist, rather than those who spill milk in supermarkets, spray paintings or plaster mass-scale solar panels on prime farmland.

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1996. Blur v Oasis charity football match. Liam Gallagher scores a goal in his own indomitable style.

1996. Blur v Oasis charity football match. Liam Gallagher scores a goal in his own indomitable style.

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“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.” ~ Billy Connolly

“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.” ~ Billy Connolly

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This Boston police officer shows off his football keepie uppie skills to the Tartan Army Scotland supporters. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♥️🇺🇸⚽️

This Boston police officer shows off his football keepie uppie skills to the Tartan Army Scotland supporters. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♥️🇺🇸⚽️

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Huw Edwards sentencing: As described on the BBC: “Emotional, as the court heard about his mental health problems…and an upbringing where his failure to get into Oxford left him feeling like an outsider at the BBC.” Ridiculous. There is absolutely no excuse for what he did.

Huw Edwards sentencing: As described on the BBC: “Emotional, as the court heard about his mental health problems…and an upbringing where his failure to get into Oxford left him feeling like an outsider at the BBC.” Ridiculous. There is absolutely no excuse for what he did.

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“I’m not anti-vax. Nor I am pro-vax. I’m pro-freedom to choose.” ~ Novak Djokovic

“I’m not anti-vax. Nor I am pro-vax. I’m pro-freedom to choose.” ~ Novak Djokovic

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Here’s Andy Burnham having a run. Politicians are a very strange bunch. So many of them like to get the TV cameras on them when they are jogging. Even the rather hefty Boris Johnson repeatedly did this. Why do politicians do this sort of thing? It’s so weird.

Here’s Andy Burnham having a run. Politicians are a very strange bunch. So many of them like to get the TV cameras on them when they are jogging. Even the rather hefty Boris Johnson repeatedly did this. Why do politicians do this sort of thing? It’s so weird.

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Danny Dyer on the Labour government. 🎯

Danny Dyer on the Labour government. 🎯

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The farmers 🚜 are coming to London!

The farmers 🚜 are coming to London!

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2021: Kuwait accumulated the biggest tyre dump in the world (50 million tyres on various sites). And this is what happens when it catches fire. But hey, let’s blame cow farts.

2021: Kuwait accumulated the biggest tyre dump in the world (50 million tyres on various sites). And this is what happens when it catches fire. But hey, let’s blame cow farts.

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Susanna Reid: "We've suddenly found all of this money to defend the eastern flank of Europe. Where was that money when the government came into power saying there's a £22 billion black hole and we need to take money away from pensioners to fill it.”

Susanna Reid: "We've suddenly found all of this money to defend the eastern flank of Europe. Where was that money when the government came into power saying there's a £22 billion black hole and we need to take money away from pensioners to fill it.”

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“One day, all this will be Rachel Reeves.” ~ Jeremy Clarkson

“One day, all this will be Rachel Reeves.” ~ Jeremy Clarkson

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South Korea 🇰🇷 A motorway that stretches for 20 miles has a huge solar panel strip down the middle with a cycle path underneath. This is more logical than plastering solar panels on thousands of acres of prime farmland.

South Korea 🇰🇷 A motorway that stretches for 20 miles has a huge solar panel strip down the middle with a cycle path underneath. This is more logical than plastering solar panels on thousands of acres of prime farmland.

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Golfing in Scotland.

Golfing in Scotland.

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Former footballer and sports commentator Andy Townsend, has called out a walker for having a shit in his local pub toilet and then leaving without buying a drink. He’s right. Do you agree?

Former footballer and sports commentator Andy Townsend, has called out a walker for having a shit in his local pub toilet and then leaving without buying a drink. He’s right. Do you agree?

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We are regressing.

We are regressing.

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Constable Sukhvinder “Suki” Singh Sunger of the Vancouver Police Pipe Band made history as the first turbaned Sikh drum major to lead the march at the 2026 Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo. He looks absolutely magnificent.

Constable Sukhvinder “Suki” Singh Sunger of the Vancouver Police Pipe Band made history as the first turbaned Sikh drum major to lead the march at the 2026 Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo. He looks absolutely magnificent.

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So many roads in Britain are flooding on a frequent basis. But before they blame it on cow farts causing climate change, it might helpful if local councils could be arsed to regularly unblock and clean the road drains. That’s what we pay our council tax for, apparently.

So many roads in Britain are flooding on a frequent basis. But before they blame it on cow farts causing climate change, it might helpful if local councils could be arsed to regularly unblock and clean the road drains. That’s what we pay our council tax for, apparently.

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Here’s Thierry Henry talking more sense about England’s World Cup mentality than some of the English media right now.

Here’s Thierry Henry talking more sense about England’s World Cup mentality than some of the English media right now.

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Remember this completely bizarre nonsense on daytime TV in the UK during the Covid era?

Remember this completely bizarre nonsense on daytime TV in the UK during the Covid era?

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Brilliantly done by Rob Temple - creator of VeryBritishProblems. Manager meeting for food packaging. So true!

Brilliantly done by Rob Temple - creator of VeryBritishProblems. Manager meeting for food packaging. So true!

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Once upon a time, a brilliantly bonkers genius decided to milk a cow, heat the milk, ferment with bacteria, add compounds, curdle it, drain it, scald it, ripen it and flavour it. The result of this was the glorious invention of cheese. 🐄 ➡️🥛 ➡️ 🧀

Once upon a time, a brilliantly bonkers genius decided to milk a cow, heat the milk, ferment with bacteria, add compounds, curdle it, drain it, scald it, ripen it and flavour it. The result of this was the glorious invention of cheese. 🐄 ➡️🥛 ➡️ 🧀

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The massed pipers and drummers march down the Royal Mile playing ‘Scotland the Brave” after the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo at Edinburgh Castle. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥁 Absolutely glorious.

The massed pipers and drummers march down the Royal Mile playing ‘Scotland the Brave” after the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo at Edinburgh Castle. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥁 Absolutely glorious.

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Actor Sam Neill has sadly died aged 78. As well has being a fantastic actor, he regularly showed his love of nature and farming. Here he is with his beloved duck. A lovely man who understood the value of the simple things in life. RIP Sam Neill.

Actor Sam Neill has sadly died aged 78. As well has being a fantastic actor, he regularly showed his love of nature and farming. Here he is with his beloved duck. A lovely man who understood the value of the simple things in life. RIP Sam Neill.

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“Don’t be an air butterer.”

“Don’t be an air butterer.”

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Donald Trump has posted an AI-generated clip of himself chasing and wrestling the tiger (from the recent tiger attack in the UK) on his Truth Social platform. This is absolutely unhinged. 5D chess. Apparently.

Donald Trump has posted an AI-generated clip of himself chasing and wrestling the tiger (from the recent tiger attack in the UK) on his Truth Social platform. This is absolutely unhinged. 5D chess. Apparently.

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The 90th Masters Tournament has begun with ceremonial tee shots from Jack Nicklaus (86 years old), Gary Player (90 years old) and Tom Watson (76 years old) - who have a combined total of 11 Masters victories between them. ⛳️

The 90th Masters Tournament has begun with ceremonial tee shots from Jack Nicklaus (86 years old), Gary Player (90 years old) and Tom Watson (76 years old) - who have a combined total of 11 Masters victories between them. ⛳️

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Keir Starmer is delusional. He’s not changing Britain for the better. He’s doing the exact opposite. He’s punished pensioners, the disabled, farmers, pub owners, small businesses & ignored the concerns facing millions of people. The most unpopular Prime Minister in living memory.

Keir Starmer is delusional. He’s not changing Britain for the better. He’s doing the exact opposite. He’s punished pensioners, the disabled, farmers, pub owners, small businesses & ignored the concerns facing millions of people. The most unpopular Prime Minister in living memory.

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Adverts were way better back in the 1980s & 1990s. Case study: Gregor Fisher. Photo booth. Comb-over. Hamlet cigar. Good advertising was a cigar called Hamlet.

Adverts were way better back in the 1980s & 1990s. Case study: Gregor Fisher. Photo booth. Comb-over. Hamlet cigar. Good advertising was a cigar called Hamlet.

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Sukhvinder “Suki” Singh Sunger is a police constable with the Vancouver Police Department. He has made history as the first-ever turbaned Sikh Drum Major to command and lead the march at the prestigious Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo. He looks magnificently resplendent in his Royal Stewart tartan attire.

Sukhvinder “Suki” Singh Sunger is a police constable with the Vancouver Police Department. He has made history as the first-ever turbaned Sikh Drum Major to command and lead the march at the prestigious Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo. He looks magnificently resplendent in his Royal Stewart tartan attire.

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Actor Sam Neill was asked what was the greatest lesson he learned from his parents. He recalled his mother’s simple but profound advice: “Sometimes you just have to pull yourself together. It’s a tough lesson, but it’s a good one.” Wise words from a man who lived his life with grace and dignity. Rest in peace, Sam Neill.

Actor Sam Neill was asked what was the greatest lesson he learned from his parents. He recalled his mother’s simple but profound advice: “Sometimes you just have to pull yourself together. It’s a tough lesson, but it’s a good one.” Wise words from a man who lived his life with grace and dignity. Rest in peace, Sam Neill.

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If Billy Connolly had done this in 2026, rather than in 1995, he would have been absolutely battered on social media. We are where we are. Humour comes with a sanctimonious watchdog now.

If Billy Connolly had done this in 2026, rather than in 1995, he would have been absolutely battered on social media. We are where we are. Humour comes with a sanctimonious watchdog now.

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