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lawyer, writer, painter, poet, gentleman of culture.

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Trump winning us the World Cup:

Trump winning us the World Cup:

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My girlfriend when we’re having dinner with her parents and I have three cocktails and start talking in a gay accent:

My girlfriend when we’re having dinner with her parents and I have three cocktails and start talking in a gay accent:

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What an entire bag of pizza rolls sees in my microwave at 2:45 am:

What an entire bag of pizza rolls sees in my microwave at 2:45 am:

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Once again a Popular Online Youth has performed a dramatic reading of my posts

Once again a Popular Online Youth has performed a dramatic reading of my posts

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One of the more deranged campaigns of all time and I’m sorry to see it end 🫡

One of the more deranged campaigns of all time and I’m sorry to see it end 🫡

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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Oh thank god

Oh thank god

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People are dunking on Talarico but this was an awesome toy

People are dunking on Talarico but this was an awesome toy

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Banger after banger after banger last night. I love this man and how he pours himself out for his country. Thank you my friend.

Banger after banger after banger last night. I love this man and how he pours himself out for his country. Thank you my friend.

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Here’s what it would look like if Nancy Mace’s head was much larger and in orbit around the Earth

Here’s what it would look like if Nancy Mace’s head was much larger and in orbit around the Earth

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Tried to get this chant going in the movie theater last night and they kicked me out. Looks like Christopher Nolan thinks free speech is only for him

Tried to get this chant going in the movie theater last night and they kicked me out. Looks like Christopher Nolan thinks free speech is only for him

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I spent the last hour making a JD Vance Aura Farming video. Everyone say good job Jarvis.

I spent the last hour making a JD Vance Aura Farming video. Everyone say good job Jarvis.

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Trump was dropping bangers all night and the journos didn’t appreciate it

Trump was dropping bangers all night and the journos didn’t appreciate it

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Prefacing all of my tweets with this disclaimer from now on:

Prefacing all of my tweets with this disclaimer from now on:

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Graham Platner for Senate Keep marching king

Graham Platner for Senate Keep marching king

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Welcoming my followers who are seeing my posts for the first time in years since the algorithm change:

Welcoming my followers who are seeing my posts for the first time in years since the algorithm change:

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Every news story about James Talarico:

Every news story about James Talarico:

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Kate right now:

Kate right now:

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Rent free in my head since I saw it

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Me and the boys off to the gym

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The doxxing of Howling Mutant:

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Bill and Hillary hiring an intern:

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Haaaaaaaaahahahaha

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My statement on the Siraj situation

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My statement on the situation

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I CHANGED A CAR BATTERY

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