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Trump winning us the World Cup:

Trump winning us the World Cup:

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Rise and grind kings

Rise and grind kings

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What an entire bag of pizza rolls sees in my microwave at 2:45 am:

What an entire bag of pizza rolls sees in my microwave at 2:45 am:

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One of the more deranged campaigns of all time and I’m sorry to see it end 🫡

One of the more deranged campaigns of all time and I’m sorry to see it end 🫡

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I spent the last hour making a JD Vance Aura Farming video. Everyone say good job Jarvis.

I spent the last hour making a JD Vance Aura Farming video. Everyone say good job Jarvis.

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Once again a Popular Online Youth has performed a dramatic reading of my posts

Once again a Popular Online Youth has performed a dramatic reading of my posts

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Oh thank god

Oh thank god

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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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People are dunking on Talarico but this was an awesome toy

People are dunking on Talarico but this was an awesome toy

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Trump was dropping bangers all night and the journos didn’t appreciate it

Trump was dropping bangers all night and the journos didn’t appreciate it

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Banger after banger after banger last night. I love this man and how he pours himself out for his country. Thank you my friend.

Banger after banger after banger last night. I love this man and how he pours himself out for his country. Thank you my friend.

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Tried to get this chant going in the movie theater last night and they kicked me out. Looks like Christopher Nolan thinks free speech is only for him

Tried to get this chant going in the movie theater last night and they kicked me out. Looks like Christopher Nolan thinks free speech is only for him

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Here’s what it would look like if Nancy Mace’s head was much larger and in orbit around the Earth

Here’s what it would look like if Nancy Mace’s head was much larger and in orbit around the Earth

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Prefacing all of my tweets with this disclaimer from now on:

Prefacing all of my tweets with this disclaimer from now on:

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Graham Platner for Senate Keep marching king

Graham Platner for Senate Keep marching king

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Welcoming my followers who are seeing my posts for the first time in years since the algorithm change:

Welcoming my followers who are seeing my posts for the first time in years since the algorithm change:

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Every news story about James Talarico:

Every news story about James Talarico:

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Scotland v Morocco heating up

Scotland v Morocco heating up

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Kate right now:

Kate right now:

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Bill and Hillary hiring an intern:

Bill and Hillary hiring an intern:

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Every time I’m tempted to be racist I remind myself that leaving white people unattended without adult supervision would be a disaster for the human race

Every time I’m tempted to be racist I remind myself that leaving white people unattended without adult supervision would be a disaster for the human race

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Women from Danbury Connecticut three months into their first semester at UGA:

Women from Danbury Connecticut three months into their first semester at UGA:

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Rent free in my head since I saw it

Rent free in my head since I saw it

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Oh great. Caitlin Clark complained about not getting a foul and now her fans are ransacking my local Target. Absolutely ridiculous behavior 😡

Oh great. Caitlin Clark complained about not getting a foul and now her fans are ransacking my local Target. Absolutely ridiculous behavior 😡

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The doxxing of Howling Mutant:

The doxxing of Howling Mutant:

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In honor of the World Cup ending, I thought I would film for you guys a tutorial for the drums part on Take Me Home, Country Roads, by the legendary John Denver l

In honor of the World Cup ending, I thought I would film for you guys a tutorial for the drums part on Take Me Home, Country Roads, by the legendary John Denver l

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Haaaaaaaaahahahaha

Haaaaaaaaahahahaha

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I CHANGED A CAR BATTERY

I CHANGED A CAR BATTERY

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Me trying to make conversation with Sydney Sweeney:

Me trying to make conversation with Sydney Sweeney:

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My statement on the situation

My statement on the situation

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My statement on the situation

My statement on the situation

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Happy birthday America

Happy birthday America

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Outrageous. Unacceptable. My thoughts:

Outrageous. Unacceptable. My thoughts:

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Me when Twitter is down

Me when Twitter is down

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Me and the boys going to the Howling Mutant party

Me and the boys going to the Howling Mutant party

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Some zoomer did a dramatic reenactment of my post. Thank you son.

Some zoomer did a dramatic reenactment of my post. Thank you son.

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