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Trump winning us the World Cup:

Trump winning us the World Cup:

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My girlfriend when we’re having dinner with her parents and I have three cocktails and start talking in a gay accent:

My girlfriend when we’re having dinner with her parents and I have three cocktails and start talking in a gay accent:

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What an entire bag of pizza rolls sees in my microwave at 2:45 am:

What an entire bag of pizza rolls sees in my microwave at 2:45 am:

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Once again a Popular Online Youth has performed a dramatic reading of my posts

Once again a Popular Online Youth has performed a dramatic reading of my posts

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One of the more deranged campaigns of all time and I’m sorry to see it end 🫡

One of the more deranged campaigns of all time and I’m sorry to see it end 🫡

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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Oh thank god

Oh thank god

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People are dunking on Talarico but this was an awesome toy

People are dunking on Talarico but this was an awesome toy

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Banger after banger after banger last night. I love this man and how he pours himself out for his country. Thank you my friend.

Banger after banger after banger last night. I love this man and how he pours himself out for his country. Thank you my friend.

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Here’s what it would look like if Nancy Mace’s head was much larger and in orbit around the Earth

Here’s what it would look like if Nancy Mace’s head was much larger and in orbit around the Earth

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Tried to get this chant going in the movie theater last night and they kicked me out. Looks like Christopher Nolan thinks free speech is only for him

Tried to get this chant going in the movie theater last night and they kicked me out. Looks like Christopher Nolan thinks free speech is only for him

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I spent the last hour making a JD Vance Aura Farming video. Everyone say good job Jarvis.

I spent the last hour making a JD Vance Aura Farming video. Everyone say good job Jarvis.

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Trump was dropping bangers all night and the journos didn’t appreciate it

Trump was dropping bangers all night and the journos didn’t appreciate it

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Prefacing all of my tweets with this disclaimer from now on:

Prefacing all of my tweets with this disclaimer from now on:

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Graham Platner for Senate Keep marching king

Graham Platner for Senate Keep marching king

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Welcoming my followers who are seeing my posts for the first time in years since the algorithm change:

Welcoming my followers who are seeing my posts for the first time in years since the algorithm change:

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Every news story about James Talarico:

Every news story about James Talarico:

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Kate right now:

Kate right now:

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Me trying to make friends with my Uber driver after throwing up 14 drinks in his car:

Me trying to make friends with my Uber driver after throwing up 14 drinks in his car:

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You know what song no one talks about anymore but that lowkey gets me so amped up I want to do meth and steal a cop’s gun? This one.

You know what song no one talks about anymore but that lowkey gets me so amped up I want to do meth and steal a cop’s gun? This one.

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Women from Danbury Connecticut three months into their first semester at UGA:

Women from Danbury Connecticut three months into their first semester at UGA:

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Tarek with a good point I hadn’t really thought about before: Wall Street would analyze everything—weather, inflation, politics, whatever—in order to inform guesses about where stocks were going. But what if you could just trade on the underlying events themselves?

Tarek with a good point I hadn’t really thought about before: Wall Street would analyze everything—weather, inflation, politics, whatever—in order to inform guesses about where stocks were going. But what if you could just trade on the underlying events themselves?

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Rent free in my head since I saw it

Rent free in my head since I saw it

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Every time I’m tempted to be racist I remind myself that leaving white people unattended without adult supervision would be a disaster for the human race

Every time I’m tempted to be racist I remind myself that leaving white people unattended without adult supervision would be a disaster for the human race

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Exclusive video of the lone black juror on his way to court to continue to vote guilty:

Exclusive video of the lone black juror on his way to court to continue to vote guilty:

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Me and the boys off to the gym

Me and the boys off to the gym

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Looking at the facts and the law is *not* the vibe that Letitia James is trying to cultivate as AG.

Looking at the facts and the law is not the vibe that Letitia James is trying to cultivate as AG.

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The doxxing of Howling Mutant:

The doxxing of Howling Mutant:

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Bill and Hillary hiring an intern:

Bill and Hillary hiring an intern:

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Haaaaaaaaahahahaha

Haaaaaaaaahahahaha

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My statement on the Siraj situation

My statement on the Siraj situation

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In honor of the World Cup ending, I thought I would film for you guys a tutorial for the drums part on Take Me Home, Country Roads, by the legendary John Denver l

In honor of the World Cup ending, I thought I would film for you guys a tutorial for the drums part on Take Me Home, Country Roads, by the legendary John Denver l

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Me trying to make conversation with Sydney Sweeney:

Me trying to make conversation with Sydney Sweeney:

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My statement on the situation

My statement on the situation

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I CHANGED A CAR BATTERY

I CHANGED A CAR BATTERY

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