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Here to nerd out on heady/bluegrass/country music, a worthy pursuit. I write about it sometimes. Purveyor of niche memes. Leg day enthusiast. No negative vibes.

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(Clutches chest suddenly) Wife: “Holy shit are you okay?!?” Me: “Can't control my breathing, can't stay calm….Your body's hotter than a brothel in Guam. Put that loving on me, it goes off like a bomb, it's detonation.” Wife: “I’m leaving you.”

(Clutches chest suddenly) Wife: “Holy shit are you okay?!?” Me: “Can't control my breathing, can't stay calm….Your body's hotter than a brothel in Guam. Put that loving on me, it goes off like a bomb, it's detonation.” Wife: “I’m leaving you.”

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When you listened to that Johnny Blue otw home from work

When you listened to that Johnny Blue otw home from work

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Nobody: Me when I hear a Sturgill Simpson song in the wild:

Nobody: Me when I hear a Sturgill Simpson song in the wild:

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POV you’re in the pit at your first Billy Strings show

POV you’re in the pit at your first Billy Strings show

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Daughter: “Why can’t the whole house look like dads office?” Wife: (Eyeroll) My office:

Daughter: “Why can’t the whole house look like dads office?” Wife: (Eyeroll) My office:

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Nobody: Me in the produce section of Kroger when “Shakedown Street” hits the earbud:

Nobody: Me in the produce section of Kroger when “Shakedown Street” hits the earbud:

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Morgan Wallen and Gavin Adcock fighting for the #1 spot on the country albums chart

Morgan Wallen and Gavin Adcock fighting for the #1 spot on the country albums chart

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How to defend yourself against someone who wants to talk about politics instead of obscure bluegrass bands today at work

How to defend yourself against someone who wants to talk about politics instead of obscure bluegrass bands today at work

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