
Jesse Watters
@JesseBWatters • 3,653,002 subscribers
“The Five” & “Jesse Watters Primetime” on Fox News Channel #1 NYT Best Selling Author of “How I Saved The World” and “Get It Together”
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🚨 NEW: DEMOCRATS JUST FOUND A REPLACEMENT FOR GRAHAM PLATNER: ASHLEY, THE TRANS SONG-WRITING NOVELIST🤣 Ashley says she's YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE... and she's ready to "PORK BELLY" those BILLS! 🔥 The Bench in Maine is STACKED: A Climate Loving Door-Dasher, A Theater Girl, and a DUDE who BREWS "Environmentally-Friend" Beer 🤣 This is INSANE.
Jesse Watters242,419 Aufrufe • vor 19 Stunden

🚨 NYC is MELTING! 🔥🥵 Johnny hit the streets to ask New Yorkers how they’re surviving the heat… 💨 “I TAKE OFF my clothes and let the WIND cool me off!” 🧊 “I think we’re heading into the next ICE AGE!” 📚 “I fight CLIMATE CHANGE by READING BOOKS.” 🌎😎 “The Earth is DOOMED… so I’m UNEMPLOYED enjoying the SUN.” Which answer was the CRAZIEST? 👀
Jesse Watters254,134 Aufrufe • vor 1 Tag

College summer break has gone OFF the rails. ☀️😂🍻 These students might need to get back to class… ASAP. 🤦🏻♂️📚 “I’m probation FREE after I HIT a lady with my car.” 🚓 “What will happen in the MIDTERMS? I hope I pass!” 🗳️ “The BIGGEST issue in America? PARKING TICKETS.” 🎟️ “Socialism is GOOD! I like to NETWORK.” 🤝 “Trump wants to open the TRAIT of KUWAIT.” 🌍 You genuinely can’t make this stuff up. 😭😂
Jesse Watters878,801 Aufrufe • vor 4 Tagen

🚨 WOW! Newsom's like the crazy EX-GIRLFRIEND that can't let go 🚨 California gave ELON MUSK tax breaks, subsidies, the whole deal — then COVID hit and Newsom TURNED ON HIM 🔥 THEN 50 WOMEN WERE BEGGING FOR HIS TIME! So Musk's CHOOSIN' TEXAS... and GREASY GAVIN'S waiting by the phone ☎️🤣
Jesse Watters479,179 Aufrufe • vor 4 Tagen

🚨 BREAKING: HEAVY AIRSTRIKES AND BLOCKADES HIT HARD 🚨 It's like being in a headlock, punched, and robbed at once! Railways destroyed, trade routes cut—total land and naval blockade. Trump’s committed, says "I don't care about the midterms"—this is about LEGACY and SECURITY! 🔥
Jesse Watters199,226 Aufrufe • vor 2 Tagen

🚨 MUST LISTEN: DAN BONGINO JUST DISMANTLED COMMUNISM IN JUST A FEW SENTENCES 🚨 Dan Bongino: "I used to clean the toilet bowls, and that was the CLEANEST freaking toilet bowl you ever seen" "You know why? Because it was WORK and I was FREAKING proud of it... hard work, education, DIRT under your fingernails will get you AHEAD" 🔥
Jesse Watters171,756 Aufrufe • vor 2 Tagen

🚨 WATCH: When the most reasonable voice is JAMES CARVILLE, there's a PROBLEM 🚨 The "Muslim Communist" wants to be Michigan's senator? In a TRUMP-WINNING state? 🤔 We've got Ugandan mayors, Dominican VEGANS... it's spreading. 😳 NOW RADICALS ARE STARTING FIGHTS AT THE BAGEL SHOP 🥯🤯
Jesse Watters285,081 Aufrufe • vor 4 Tagen

🚨 HOLY SMOKES: IRAN IS CRUMBLING UNDER U.S. PRESSURE 🚨 Iran's NUCLEAR PROGRAM? Buried. MILITARY? Crippled. Gay Ayatollah? NO LEVERAGE LEFT. We're the NEW OPEC, and Gulf Arabs are building pipelines to BYPASS Iran! ⛽💥 U.S. STRIKES and BLOCKADES have Iran in a TAILSPIN. No cards left to PLAY. 📉🔥
Jesse Watters206,021 Aufrufe • vor 3 Tagen

🚨 BREAKING: CONGRESS JUST VOTED TO END THE IRAN WAR 🚨 FOUR REPUBLICANS BETRAYED THE PARTY.
Jesse Watters4,375,033 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat