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World famous oystermaxxi. Pioneer of the 6 egg method. Steamed mussel expert. Raw garlic purist. Sunlight absorber. Patriot. American. White for life

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The babysitter from down the block trying to make me do my homework in 2003

The babysitter from down the block trying to make me do my homework in 2003

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The girl from down the block getting ready to take a dip in my parents pool while me and my cousin look for bugs under rocks in 2004

The girl from down the block getting ready to take a dip in my parents pool while me and my cousin look for bugs under rocks in 2004

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I could write for hours about this guy. The unwavering belief. The total immersion in the bit. The paint quality on the buildings. The apocalyptic absence of a single other human being outside in any of his hundreds of videos. There is no other content online like this.

I could write for hours about this guy. The unwavering belief. The total immersion in the bit. The paint quality on the buildings. The apocalyptic absence of a single other human being outside in any of his hundreds of videos. There is no other content online like this.

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How it felt to buy an avocado in the mid 2010s

How it felt to buy an avocado in the mid 2010s

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Took zinc on an empty stomach

Took zinc on an empty stomach

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America-hating Americans when America blows up people chanting death to America

America-hating Americans when America blows up people chanting death to America

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Sometime in the mid 2000s they conspired to make this shade of blue illegal

Sometime in the mid 2000s they conspired to make this shade of blue illegal

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How it feels to hit the genetic lottery and be born a 62IQ Somalian in the golden age of stealing money from white Americans without repercussion

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How it feels to hit the genetic lottery and be born a 62IQ Somalian in the golden age of stealing money from white Americans without repercussion

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Every line of dialogue in The Odyssey is just characters explaining the plot to extras like this

Every line of dialogue in The Odyssey is just characters explaining the plot to extras like this

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The new au pair introducing herself to me and my wife

The new au pair introducing herself to me and my wife

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Had to have “the talk” with my au pair today

Had to have “the talk” with my au pair today

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Frasier Payne Youthful jubilance

Frasier Payne Youthful jubilance

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Minneapolis tonight:

Minneapolis tonight:

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What Paris witnessed upon entering the Spartan hall as Menelaus’ honored visitor

What Paris witnessed upon entering the Spartan hall as Menelaus’ honored visitor

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5 minutes before thanksgiving dinner

5 minutes before thanksgiving dinner

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The world you grew up in no longer exists

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