Moongazer
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World famous oystermaxxi. Pioneer of the 6 egg method. Steamed mussel expert. Raw garlic purist. Sunlight absorber. Patriot. American. White for life
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It becomes overwhelming at a certain point. It becomes unbearable. In 1972 this was mine, by law, when I was 16 years old. All I had to do was work at a diner for one summer. And she’d love me. She’d love me forever. And orgasm from penetration. Because she didn’t have a 60k rpm solfeggio sequence vibrator for her clitoris (fake organ never proved). Because she trusted me. And now today it’s not even a hypothetical. This woman might as well be in a parallel universe. Im invisible to her. I was denied her uterus at birth. It was made illegal for me to pursue her and illegal for her to sex me. Obama left his fingerprints on her womb and my vas deferans. Her ant-sized woman “brain” was soaked, like a sponge, in 19 (she better not be a day older) years of talmudic-muslim-faggotcommunist propaganda to the point where she would only feel permitted to have sex with a mulatto 39 year old crypto rugger who socially signals as a communist bottom but also he has a fifteen million dollar net worth (my tax dollars gifted to him by John Thune (who is not a human being and therefore no action taken toward him is illegal or immoral)) it’s just insane I’m going to go insane. Anyways no I’m not using the app today I’ll just take 2 Big Macs and a 20 piece. Why do you even ask. No meal. I don’t want the soda I don’t know when you’ve last cleaned the soda stream. It could be oxidized. Calcified. The Haitian drive through headphone operator cashier Sumerian sacrifice candidate (third gen; cannot read or write, cannot extrapolate the passage of time) looks at me in total confusion. “Is you paying cash or card?” I leave the drive thru empty handed and speed back to my parents house. Maybe when I’m thirty they’ll let me date my hot cousin
Moongazer2,181,789 次观看 • 3 天前
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Did you know you can have a rock band play a live concert in the Miami Beach Surfcomber Hotel pool filled with beautiful Genetically American men and women in bathing suits while international supermodels dance on stage? I mean you can’t today because being in close proximity to a woman in a bathing suit is harassment and concerts are in abandoned factories clouded in marijuana smoke and music is about abandoning traditional family values and all your behavior is documented for social media and gatherings over 50% white are discouraged if not impossible due to the great replacement. But you used to be able to. A completely alien society existed just over a decade ago. We have footage of it and stories of it and somehow it still is completely unbelievable to look at. There are few vestiges left of the world that existed at MTV Spring Break 2003. You used to be able to turn on the tv and see a bunch of drunken white college kids united in the pursuit of dumb fun. You used to be able to see Carmen Electra in a bathing suit talk about the upcoming wet t-shirt contest. You used to be able to go months without seeing a homosexual. You used to be able to participate in this utopia. We are going to deport and arrest as many as it takes until our country looks like this again.
Moongazer1,027,693 次观看 • 10 个月前
My father in law is a musician. It is difficult to get his attention when we listen to rock because he’s lost in nostalgia for a world long gone. I asked him what it would cost to put on this concert today. I will never forget his answer… “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”
Moongazer44,650 次观看 • 9 个月前
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