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Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD.

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Scholar of Afrika, Asia, Europe relations. Teacher of politcs and memory studies. Social Justice Warrior. Retweet is not endorsement. Nobody owes you. ⚖️

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My grandmother has not picked up her calls in the village since I bought her this phone, so I drove to check on her and found out that this happened anytime her phone rings 😭🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂😂. ⚖️

My grandmother has not picked up her calls in the village since I bought her this phone, so I drove to check on her and found out that this happened anytime her phone rings 😭🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂😂. ⚖️

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Dear Andrew Bolt of Sky News, Dear Patrick Christys of GB News, On behalf of Africa, I thank your white British colonial slave trader ancestors for gifting Africa the English language. Before their arrival in Africa, our ancestors including our own slave traders had no languages. They sat under trees sadly eating amarula, guava, plantain and mango fruits, saying nothing to each other the whole day while occassionally slaughtering each other, an activity that your very peaceful cute British ancestors never engaged in. Sometimes our African ancestors fished, hunted wild meat and watched lions walk by as they quietly made vuvuzelas hoping to blow them one day, while silently chewing on sumptous 'mutura' African sausage made from succulent fresh human meat. Africa was as quiet as the graves of your British colonial slave trader ancestors. Africans could not speak. They could not sing. They could not pray. They had no god. They sat all day waiting for a white saviour of their dark continent. Meanwhile, and luckily, your white British colonial slave trader ancestors were touched by the holy spirit to bring English to Africa halleluhya amen, oh praise the Lord! And suddenly, across all the territories that your British colonial slave trader ancestors traversed in Africa, for the first time ever, people started speaking to each other, suddenly there was song, dance and happiness. Formerly severely depressed Africans suddenly became very happy. As African societies had zero rules, they were overjoyed to adapt the rules and democracy of your British colonial slave trader ancestors. As they knew nothing about how rules govern a society, they democratically bowed at your British colonial slave trader ancestors daily, in immense gratitude. After your British colonial slave trader ancestors democratically departed from Africa, after spending several very peaceful democratically institutionalised decades, Africans just decided to imitate your colonial British slave trader ancestors. Suddenly, Africans started inventing new languages in the 1950s and 1960s. See, we had zero before. Today, thanks to your slave trader British colonial ancestors, over 2500 languages are spoken across Africa's 55 countries. I mean, wow! what an achievement by your British slave trader colonial ancestors in less than a century! Africans only started making music using these African languages after they heard your British slave trader colonial ancestors singing in English. Surely, what an achievement by your British slave trader colonial ancestors! Because of the democratic love some Africans such as my Kenyan grandfathers felt for your democratic British colonial slave trader ancestors, my grandfather and his friends built democratic concentration camps and democratically imprisoned themselves. They democratically castrated their own testicles and chopped off their pennises to give fine fresh blood offerings to your god, yes the great one your British colonial slave trader ancestors brought with them. Yes, that god of "slaves obey your masters." Obey even inside Mau Mau Concentration Camps. I mean, poor Africans had no god, no worship and no deity. My ancestors even freely democratically moved from their lands so that your democratic ancestors could democtratically occupy, grow coffee and tea. Oh, as wise as my ancestors were, they knew if the British did not take and occupy the land, the French or Portuguese would take it as genius Sir Patrick Christys very intelligently argues in the attached video. Where else have we recently seen a house being democratically taken because "if I don't steal it someone else will?" Pure genius. Ah democracy. So, my ancestors freely democratically moved from fertile forest land so that your British slave trader colonial ancestors could enjoy long loud merry democratic sex orgies in a place my own ancestors democratically named 'Aberdare Ranges' so as to The Bolt Report Patrick Christys Sky News Australia Sky News Department of African and African American Studies GB News

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