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Some of our Olympic team landed at JKIA and there was not even the Ministry bus to pick them up... They had to opt for Bolt and Uber... This country stinks to the high heavens!

Some of our Olympic team landed at JKIA and there was not even the Ministry bus to pick them up... They had to opt for Bolt and Uber... This country stinks to the high heavens!

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So, Kikuyus and soup is never a joke? 😆😆

So, Kikuyus and soup is never a joke? 😆😆

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This is madness... Religion, especially Christianity will be the end of ignorant Africans.

This is madness... Religion, especially Christianity will be the end of ignorant Africans.

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Ni kama siku hizi shetani ameekelea Super Metro multibets na zote ni sure bets... Drive carefully guys... Please.

Ni kama siku hizi shetani ameekelea Super Metro multibets na zote ni sure bets... Drive carefully guys... Please.

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Fasihi ni kioo cha jamii. 😆

Fasihi ni kioo cha jamii. 😆

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We have decided to upgrade our office waiting area with more books...😊. I don't know why Kenyans don't like reading, I have never seen any visitor pick up a book while waiting, including 90% of the office community... 😆. Khabusie!

We have decided to upgrade our office waiting area with more books...😊. I don't know why Kenyans don't like reading, I have never seen any visitor pick up a book while waiting, including 90% of the office community... 😆. Khabusie!

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Some stupidity is incurable... 😆

Some stupidity is incurable... 😆

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Gari ilienda general service tu, change of oil, filters, etc, nimerudishiwa kisiagi... 🤔🤔

Gari ilienda general service tu, change of oil, filters, etc, nimerudishiwa kisiagi... 🤔🤔

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90% of boda boda guys huwa hawana akili, not just in Kenya, all over. Akili huwa wameikalia.

90% of boda boda guys huwa hawana akili, not just in Kenya, all over. Akili huwa wameikalia.

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This song moved me to tears... Uzalendo ungalipo... Khabusie!

This song moved me to tears... Uzalendo ungalipo... Khabusie!

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😆😆😆. Is this true?

😆😆😆. Is this true?

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Dear Governor George Natembeya, thank you for visiting the ailing Bukusu Musician Wanyonyi Omukoyi... Most Bukusu musicians are poor, and when they die, politicians come with choppers & guzzlers. They have never been empowered. I remember inviting Wanyonyi Wa Khatundi to sing for my dad and he asked for 3,000. I was horrified. I expected him to ask for at least Ksh 20,000.

Dear Governor George Natembeya, thank you for visiting the ailing Bukusu Musician Wanyonyi Omukoyi... Most Bukusu musicians are poor, and when they die, politicians come with choppers & guzzlers. They have never been empowered. I remember inviting Wanyonyi Wa Khatundi to sing for my dad and he asked for 3,000. I was horrified. I expected him to ask for at least Ksh 20,000.

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Did you know that on June 1, the British will seize control of over 250 km of unique Kenyan land in Laikipia, as ex-diplomat Rob Macaire becomes CEO of Lewa Wildlife Conservancy? Ama hii haituhusu? Khabusie!
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Did you know that on June 1, the British will seize control of over 250 km of unique Kenyan land in Laikipia, as ex-diplomat Rob Macaire becomes CEO of Lewa Wildlife Conservancy? Ama hii haituhusu? Khabusie!

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98,885 views • 12 days ago

My friend Sammy Mudaki who owns 64 Auto Solutions was given a tender to repair Uasin Gishu County vehicles. For 1 year, the county has not been paying him. Today, the Governor sent county askaris (goons) who forcefully came and took away cars from the garage, threatened him and told him there is nothing he can do to them. They have promised to make sure that he is out of business... How can SMEs survive with these hyenas in power surely?
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My friend Sammy Mudaki who owns 64 Auto Solutions was given a tender to repair Uasin Gishu County vehicles. For 1 year, the county has not been paying him. Today, the Governor sent county askaris (goons) who forcefully came and took away cars from the garage, threatened him and told him there is nothing he can do to them. They have promised to make sure that he is out of business... How can SMEs survive with these hyenas in power surely?

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207,842 views • 2 months ago

Very few beggars in the streets of Nairobi are genuine. Most of them are kids brought in from poor families in Tanzania by greedy Kenyans who enslave them for years... You get someone "owns" 50 to 100 beggars.
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Very few beggars in the streets of Nairobi are genuine. Most of them are kids brought in from poor families in Tanzania by greedy Kenyans who enslave them for years... You get someone "owns" 50 to 100 beggars.

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676,757 views • 9 months ago

A housegirl in Eastleigh planned with her thug boyfriend, let the thug in at night, killed her employer and stole money... And the money stolen was less than Ksh 50k, a laptop and a phone. See how she stands and watches. Heartless and foolish humans out there!
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A housegirl in Eastleigh planned with her thug boyfriend, let the thug in at night, killed her employer and stole money... And the money stolen was less than Ksh 50k, a laptop and a phone. See how she stands and watches. Heartless and foolish humans out there!

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1,098,889 views • 1 year ago

President Samia Suluhu Hassan of Tanzania... Tanzania pia kuna masaibu!
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President Samia Suluhu Hassan of Tanzania... Tanzania pia kuna masaibu!

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946,559 views • 1 year ago

This Kameme guy again... 😆😆😆
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This Kameme guy again... 😆😆😆

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715,123 views • 1 year ago

For married women, the moment you stop listening to your husband, belittle him, make him feel useless, make a home unlivable for him, your beauty evaporates and he literally stops caring.
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For married women, the moment you stop listening to your husband, belittle him, make him feel useless, make a home unlivable for him, your beauty evaporates and he literally stops caring.

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214,090 views • 6 months ago

BREAKING: Nairobi County Health Committee orders the immediate closure of all Naivas Supermarket outlets in Nairobi over the sale of expired products.
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BREAKING: Nairobi County Health Committee orders the immediate closure of all Naivas Supermarket outlets in Nairobi over the sale of expired products.

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402,890 views • 1 year ago

A foolish boda boda wants to set on fire a Range Rover because it stepped on a nduthi tire. Some of these nduthi guys wako na akili ndogo sana... Shenzi tu.
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A foolish boda boda wants to set on fire a Range Rover because it stepped on a nduthi tire. Some of these nduthi guys wako na akili ndogo sana... Shenzi tu.

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188,335 views • 5 months ago

Jamaa wa kufungulia Kabogo mlango ako na jamaa wa kumfungulia mlango!
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Jamaa wa kufungulia Kabogo mlango ako na jamaa wa kumfungulia mlango!

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133,479 views • 4 months ago

This is so wrong and the parents of this kid should sue the goons in this video who are also students... Reports say this is Merishaw School... Who is the headteacher and what action has he taken? Cc DCI KENYA Ministry of Education, Kenya (MoE)
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This is so wrong and the parents of this kid should sue the goons in this video who are also students... Reports say this is Merishaw School... Who is the headteacher and what action has he taken? Cc DCI KENYA Ministry of Education, Kenya (MoE)

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84,486 views • 2 months ago

Obinna was accused of inviting a content creator, then jokingly told his bodyguard to beat him up, and the bodyguard took it seriously and clobbered the guy.
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Obinna was accused of inviting a content creator, then jokingly told his bodyguard to beat him up, and the bodyguard took it seriously and clobbered the guy.

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125,763 views • 4 months ago

100 bodies from one town, people shot in their homes on orders of Samia Suluhu Hassan.... Wueh! 😭
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100 bodies from one town, people shot in their homes on orders of Samia Suluhu Hassan.... Wueh! 😭

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173,837 views • 6 months ago

Here is a painful voice of a young Kenyan lured to join the Russian army to fight with Ukraine with zero military experience.... Kenyan government has so far only "sympathized with the families."
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Here is a painful voice of a young Kenyan lured to join the Russian army to fight with Ukraine with zero military experience.... Kenyan government has so far only "sympathized with the families."

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150,310 views • 5 months ago

Looks like Lawyer Kyalo Mbobu was a crook, and had also taken loans from more than 5 Shylocks with defaults going to hundreds of millions... Had also defrauded many clients.... He made many angry enemies I think.
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Looks like Lawyer Kyalo Mbobu was a crook, and had also taken loans from more than 5 Shylocks with defaults going to hundreds of millions... Had also defrauded many clients.... He made many angry enemies I think.

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210,529 views • 8 months ago

Hii Kenya ni nchi ya ajabu sana!
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Hii Kenya ni nchi ya ajabu sana!

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461,342 views • 1 year ago

Kenyans! Kenyans! 😆😆😆! Kenyans on the firing of Cabinet Secretaries!
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Kenyans! Kenyans! 😆😆😆! Kenyans on the firing of Cabinet Secretaries!

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464,350 views • 1 year ago

The Kasipul MP's bodyguard paid a taxi guy Ksh 8,000 to drop off a person who would later shoot the MP at a petrol station, then paid some thousands to a nduthi guy to carry the same shooter to follow the MP... Wueh! This is deeper than what we know.
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The Kasipul MP's bodyguard paid a taxi guy Ksh 8,000 to drop off a person who would later shoot the MP at a petrol station, then paid some thousands to a nduthi guy to carry the same shooter to follow the MP... Wueh! This is deeper than what we know.

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262,976 views • 1 year ago

The majority of Africans are naturally ignorant. What is this? 🤔
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The majority of Africans are naturally ignorant. What is this? 🤔

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168,691 views • 8 months ago

Samia Suluhu Hassan is seeing strange things from Kenyans... 😆😆😆
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Samia Suluhu Hassan is seeing strange things from Kenyans... 😆😆😆

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232,995 views • 1 year ago