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Most Kenyan drivers are just fools... These are humans on the wrong side because their lane has a traffic jam... We can't change this country with these iditos alive...

Most Kenyan drivers are just fools... These are humans on the wrong side because their lane has a traffic jam... We can't change this country with these iditos alive...

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Some of our Olympic team landed at JKIA and there was not even the Ministry bus to pick them up... They had to opt for Bolt and Uber... This country stinks to the high heavens!

Some of our Olympic team landed at JKIA and there was not even the Ministry bus to pick them up... They had to opt for Bolt and Uber... This country stinks to the high heavens!

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So, Kikuyus and soup is never a joke? 😆😆

So, Kikuyus and soup is never a joke? 😆😆

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This is madness... Religion, especially Christianity will be the end of ignorant Africans.

This is madness... Religion, especially Christianity will be the end of ignorant Africans.

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Ni kama siku hizi shetani ameekelea Super Metro multibets na zote ni sure bets... Drive carefully guys... Please.

Ni kama siku hizi shetani ameekelea Super Metro multibets na zote ni sure bets... Drive carefully guys... Please.

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Fasihi ni kioo cha jamii. 😆

Fasihi ni kioo cha jamii. 😆

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Gari ilienda general service tu, change of oil, filters, etc, nimerudishiwa kisiagi... 🤔🤔

Gari ilienda general service tu, change of oil, filters, etc, nimerudishiwa kisiagi... 🤔🤔

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We have decided to upgrade our office waiting area with more books...😊. I don't know why Kenyans don't like reading, I have never seen any visitor pick up a book while waiting, including 90% of the office community... 😆. Khabusie!

We have decided to upgrade our office waiting area with more books...😊. I don't know why Kenyans don't like reading, I have never seen any visitor pick up a book while waiting, including 90% of the office community... 😆. Khabusie!

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This song moved me to tears... Uzalendo ungalipo... Khabusie!

This song moved me to tears... Uzalendo ungalipo... Khabusie!

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Dear Governor George Natembeya, thank you for visiting the ailing Bukusu Musician Wanyonyi Omukoyi... Most Bukusu musicians are poor, and when they die, politicians come with choppers & guzzlers. They have never been empowered. I remember inviting Wanyonyi Wa Khatundi to sing for my dad and he asked for 3,000. I was horrified. I expected him to ask for at least Ksh 20,000.

Dear Governor George Natembeya, thank you for visiting the ailing Bukusu Musician Wanyonyi Omukoyi... Most Bukusu musicians are poor, and when they die, politicians come with choppers & guzzlers. They have never been empowered. I remember inviting Wanyonyi Wa Khatundi to sing for my dad and he asked for 3,000. I was horrified. I expected him to ask for at least Ksh 20,000.

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Very few beggars in the streets of Nairobi are genuine. Most of them are kids brought in from poor families in Tanzania by greedy Kenyans who enslave them for years... You get someone "owns" 50 to 100 beggars.
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Very few beggars in the streets of Nairobi are genuine. Most of them are kids brought in from poor families in Tanzania by greedy Kenyans who enslave them for years... You get someone "owns" 50 to 100 beggars.

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676,757 views • 11 months ago

A housegirl in Eastleigh planned with her thug boyfriend, let the thug in at night, killed her employer and stole money... And the money stolen was less than Ksh 50k, a laptop and a phone. See how she stands and watches. Heartless and foolish humans out there!
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A housegirl in Eastleigh planned with her thug boyfriend, let the thug in at night, killed her employer and stole money... And the money stolen was less than Ksh 50k, a laptop and a phone. See how she stands and watches. Heartless and foolish humans out there!

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1,098,928 views • 1 year ago

My friend Sammy Mudaki who owns 64 Auto Solutions was given a tender to repair Uasin Gishu County vehicles. For 1 year, the county has not been paying him. Today, the Governor sent county askaris (goons) who forcefully came and took away cars from the garage, threatened him and told him there is nothing he can do to them. They have promised to make sure that he is out of business... How can SMEs survive with these hyenas in power surely?
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My friend Sammy Mudaki who owns 64 Auto Solutions was given a tender to repair Uasin Gishu County vehicles. For 1 year, the county has not been paying him. Today, the Governor sent county askaris (goons) who forcefully came and took away cars from the garage, threatened him and told him there is nothing he can do to them. They have promised to make sure that he is out of business... How can SMEs survive with these hyenas in power surely?

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207,842 views • 4 months ago

Did you know that on June 1, the British will seize control of over 250 km of unique Kenyan land in Laikipia, as ex-diplomat Rob Macaire becomes CEO of Lewa Wildlife Conservancy? Ama hii haituhusu? Khabusie!
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Did you know that on June 1, the British will seize control of over 250 km of unique Kenyan land in Laikipia, as ex-diplomat Rob Macaire becomes CEO of Lewa Wildlife Conservancy? Ama hii haituhusu? Khabusie!

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99,328 views • 1 month ago

President Samia Suluhu Hassan of Tanzania... Tanzania pia kuna masaibu!
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President Samia Suluhu Hassan of Tanzania... Tanzania pia kuna masaibu!

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946,629 views • 2 years ago

This Kameme guy again... 😆😆😆
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This Kameme guy again... 😆😆😆

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715,252 views • 2 years ago

BREAKING: Nairobi County Health Committee orders the immediate closure of all Naivas Supermarket outlets in Nairobi over the sale of expired products.
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BREAKING: Nairobi County Health Committee orders the immediate closure of all Naivas Supermarket outlets in Nairobi over the sale of expired products.

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402,938 views • 1 year ago

For married women, the moment you stop listening to your husband, belittle him, make him feel useless, make a home unlivable for him, your beauty evaporates and he literally stops caring.
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For married women, the moment you stop listening to your husband, belittle him, make him feel useless, make a home unlivable for him, your beauty evaporates and he literally stops caring.

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214,177 views • 7 months ago

A foolish boda boda wants to set on fire a Range Rover because it stepped on a nduthi tire. Some of these nduthi guys wako na akili ndogo sana... Shenzi tu.
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A foolish boda boda wants to set on fire a Range Rover because it stepped on a nduthi tire. Some of these nduthi guys wako na akili ndogo sana... Shenzi tu.

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188,387 views • 7 months ago

There is no police brutality in Kenya... These are just dedicated and patriotic police officers doing their jobs... Trying to relocate Kenyans either to the nearest hospital or mortuary. We thank God for them. Khabusie!
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There is no police brutality in Kenya... These are just dedicated and patriotic police officers doing their jobs... Trying to relocate Kenyans either to the nearest hospital or mortuary. We thank God for them. Khabusie!

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21,745 views • 19 days ago

Hii Kenya ni nchi ya ajabu sana!
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Hii Kenya ni nchi ya ajabu sana!

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461,354 views • 2 years ago

Jamaa wa kufungulia Kabogo mlango ako na jamaa wa kumfungulia mlango!
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Jamaa wa kufungulia Kabogo mlango ako na jamaa wa kumfungulia mlango!

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133,498 views • 5 months ago

Kenyans! Kenyans! 😆😆😆! Kenyans on the firing of Cabinet Secretaries!
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Kenyans! Kenyans! 😆😆😆! Kenyans on the firing of Cabinet Secretaries!

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464,382 views • 2 years ago

Today’s Kenyan parliament session on BATUK crimes was held behind closed doors. UK representatives were invited, but Esther Njoki, niece of the late Agnes Wanjiru, was denied access for an UNKNOWN reason. No victims of British soldiers, human rights defenders or lawyers were allowed in. It seems authorities are deliberately hiding interactions with foreign troops. The question is: why is the parliament, which MUST be open and transparent to Kenyan citizens, engaging in secret deals with those accused of crimes? What are they trying to hide? Fourteen years we’ve waited for justice for Agnes Wanjiru, who was murdered by British soldiers in Nanyuki in 2012. But no one has been prosecuted. In our own country, our police are powerless because of the Defence Cooperation Agreement with the UK. Why are we being treated as slaves in our own country? The people of Nanyuki, Laikipia, and all Kenya must decide the terms of any British military presence. Full transparency is non‑negotiable. Our lives depend on it. Justice for Agnes can still prevail. We can stop future crimes, but not behind closed doors. Open the talks, or send BATUK home. This is a video message from Esther, which I helped her record today near Parliament, where she was not allowed to enter.
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Today’s Kenyan parliament session on BATUK crimes was held behind closed doors. UK representatives were invited, but Esther Njoki, niece of the late Agnes Wanjiru, was denied access for an UNKNOWN reason. No victims of British soldiers, human rights defenders or lawyers were allowed in. It seems authorities are deliberately hiding interactions with foreign troops. The question is: why is the parliament, which MUST be open and transparent to Kenyan citizens, engaging in secret deals with those accused of crimes? What are they trying to hide? Fourteen years we’ve waited for justice for Agnes Wanjiru, who was murdered by British soldiers in Nanyuki in 2012. But no one has been prosecuted. In our own country, our police are powerless because of the Defence Cooperation Agreement with the UK. Why are we being treated as slaves in our own country? The people of Nanyuki, Laikipia, and all Kenya must decide the terms of any British military presence. Full transparency is non‑negotiable. Our lives depend on it. Justice for Agnes can still prevail. We can stop future crimes, but not behind closed doors. Open the talks, or send BATUK home. This is a video message from Esther, which I helped her record today near Parliament, where she was not allowed to enter.

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35,117 views • 1 month ago

100 bodies from one town, people shot in their homes on orders of Samia Suluhu Hassan.... Wueh! 😭
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100 bodies from one town, people shot in their homes on orders of Samia Suluhu Hassan.... Wueh! 😭

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173,862 views • 8 months ago

Looks like Lawyer Kyalo Mbobu was a crook, and had also taken loans from more than 5 Shylocks with defaults going to hundreds of millions... Had also defrauded many clients.... He made many angry enemies I think.
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Looks like Lawyer Kyalo Mbobu was a crook, and had also taken loans from more than 5 Shylocks with defaults going to hundreds of millions... Had also defrauded many clients.... He made many angry enemies I think.

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210,632 views • 10 months ago

Obinna was accused of inviting a content creator, then jokingly told his bodyguard to beat him up, and the bodyguard took it seriously and clobbered the guy.
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Obinna was accused of inviting a content creator, then jokingly told his bodyguard to beat him up, and the bodyguard took it seriously and clobbered the guy.

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125,788 views • 5 months ago

Here is a painful voice of a young Kenyan lured to join the Russian army to fight with Ukraine with zero military experience.... Kenyan government has so far only "sympathized with the families."
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Here is a painful voice of a young Kenyan lured to join the Russian army to fight with Ukraine with zero military experience.... Kenyan government has so far only "sympathized with the families."

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150,397 views • 7 months ago

The Kasipul MP's bodyguard paid a taxi guy Ksh 8,000 to drop off a person who would later shoot the MP at a petrol station, then paid some thousands to a nduthi guy to carry the same shooter to follow the MP... Wueh! This is deeper than what we know.
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The Kasipul MP's bodyguard paid a taxi guy Ksh 8,000 to drop off a person who would later shoot the MP at a petrol station, then paid some thousands to a nduthi guy to carry the same shooter to follow the MP... Wueh! This is deeper than what we know.

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263,001 views • 1 year ago

This is so wrong and the parents of this kid should sue the goons in this video who are also students... Reports say this is Merishaw School... Who is the headteacher and what action has he taken? Cc DCI KENYA Ministry of Education, Kenya (MoE)
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This is so wrong and the parents of this kid should sue the goons in this video who are also students... Reports say this is Merishaw School... Who is the headteacher and what action has he taken? Cc DCI KENYA Ministry of Education, Kenya (MoE)

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84,782 views • 4 months ago