Bodhi
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When you watch the replay of *just* how far offline DeChambeau’s ball was: 1. It’s amazing they found it in the first place and in under 3 mins. It could have easily been a lost ball. Very deep shit. 2. He looks dead-guilty. And I love the heel, but man, not a good look when all eyes are on you, Faldo has called out the dogs, you took “blood money” even though everyone uses Saudi fossil fuels and in most European major cities, Arabic will be what they press 2 for in 5 years like we press 2 for Mexican on automated calls. 3. The stomping behind could be up for debate, but being a dumbass I think is the bigger issue. They found your ball. You know every gap-toothed cameraman has a bead on your ass. Take your 26 degree 9 iron and just chop down hard.
Bodhi460,287 views • 3 months ago
Insider guide to Private-club caddie tipping, from the caddie side: A caddie is on their feet for four-plus hours, carrying a bag, reading greens, raking bunkers, wiping clubs, and managing pace. That is more work than a restaurant server, so a 20–25% tip does not match the job. The baseline most caddies expect is 50% of the loop fee. • Average experience: keeps up, does the basics, may miss a club wipe, greens reads are ordinary. Tip 50%. That’s $50 on a $100 fee, $75 on a $150 fee. • Solid but not special: $75 on a $100 bag, or about 75%. • Exceptional: hustles the entire round, great green and wind reader, actually helps the score. Minimum 100% — $100 on a $100 bag. If they helped you make three or four putts, $150 isn’t out of the norm. If the experience was poor and you are not paying at least 50%, say so at the end of the round. Tell them what was missing so they can fix it.
Bodhi166,792 views • 1 month ago
Botox makes women angry + gives them perma-resting bitch face AND ultra-left Geoff rage about the King. 1. Fazio builds mostly unwalkable courses — so you never see push-carts or cost-per rounders. Automatic GOAT status for that alone. 2. He is the OG of hiding cart paths. 3. He’s been given less than ideal pieces of property on many occasions and turned them into art. 4. He gives every owner EXACTLY what he wants each and every time - no gimmick holes ever. 5. The only people who turn down rounds at his clubs do it for show and already get their rounds for free. 6. He’s never built 90 yard unmowable carnival greens with 7 troughs for people who carry Mackenzies, listen to Grateful Dead + walk barefoot for *sick* Instagram retro pics. 7. The King never puts eyelashes in bunkers, so chops don’t lose balls in them or have to take an unplayable - which is exactly what Geoff described as, “landscape design architecture.” Having talked to other architects at length (because they love to hear themselves speak) or short bursts (because they have eccentric personalities), Tom Fazio is the funniest, most down to earth, not full of himself or his opinion, architect in the game this moment. He recalls holes in detail from 30 years ago like I can recall Jimmy Buffet lyrics. He is engaging. Sharp as a tack. Absolutely loves the game and STILL plays fast as shit at 81. If Billionaires stop what they are doing to listen to the man speak, show some respect. There’s a reason why he’s never been kicked off a project for arguing with an owner. Geoff is a great writer, however, that library tells the story of a very “frustrated” man. I’m sorry he didn’t restore Augusta to Mackenzie — blame the membership, not the King. Love you Geoff(!) + the nerds who think you’re the John Calvin of Golf Architecture.
Bodhi12,207 views • 3 months ago
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