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I think after years this is still my favorite TikTok of his

I think after years this is still my favorite TikTok of his

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Noah reacts to the TikTok where it appears someone shit themselves at his show last night 😭

Noah reacts to the TikTok where it appears someone shit themselves at his show last night 😭

726,451 views

Noah Kahan Context for everyone:

Noah Kahan Context for everyone:

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Noah added this to his favorites on TikTok the other week

Noah added this to his favorites on TikTok the other week

141,006 views

NOAH LIKING THIS LMFAOOOOO

NOAH LIKING THIS LMFAOOOOO

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So close! the great divide is about the regret that you ignored a once close friends immense mental turmoil and religious paranoia to the point where they became a shell of themselves and refused to be their true self cuz they thought they’d be sent to hell ❤️❤️❤️❤️

So close! the great divide is about the regret that you ignored a once close friends immense mental turmoil and religious paranoia to the point where they became a shell of themselves and refused to be their true self cuz they thought they’d be sent to hell ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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This is still one of the funniest things Noah has ever done

This is still one of the funniest things Noah has ever done

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The item Noah Kahan decided to leave at the end of his tiny desk concert was his Lexapro bottle 😭

The item Noah Kahan decided to leave at the end of his tiny desk concert was his Lexapro bottle 😭

109,077 views

NOAH JUST MADE A SECRET TIKTOK ACCOUNT TO TEASE HIS NEW ALBUM

NOAH JUST MADE A SECRET TIKTOK ACCOUNT TO TEASE HIS NEW ALBUM

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NOAH GOT A LADYBUG TATTOO ON HIS WRIST ON THE RELEASE NIGHT OF HIS ALBUM BECAUSE LADY BUGS ARE A GOOD OMEN FOR HIM 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹

NOAH GOT A LADYBUG TATTOO ON HIS WRIST ON THE RELEASE NIGHT OF HIS ALBUM BECAUSE LADY BUGS ARE A GOOD OMEN FOR HIM 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Noah Kahan says “fuck the police type shit fuck the authority” is his new vocal stim after everyone thought he was the guy that got arrested in that airport 😭

Noah Kahan says “fuck the police type shit fuck the authority” is his new vocal stim after everyone thought he was the guy that got arrested in that airport 😭

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🚨|Noah getting teary-eyed at Fenway “I just wish I could stay up here forever to remember it for the rest of my life, those type of moments you just don’t want to end”

🚨|Noah getting teary-eyed at Fenway “I just wish I could stay up here forever to remember it for the rest of my life, those type of moments you just don’t want to end”

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Noah at 20: “If I could make 0 dollars and if I could play for 0 people and have one person tell me that my song meant something to them, I would be fulfilled for the rest of my life” THIS MAN JUST ANNOUNCED A SHOW IN A 90K CAP STADIUM 😩😩😩😩😩😩🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭

Noah at 20: “If I could make 0 dollars and if I could play for 0 people and have one person tell me that my song meant something to them, I would be fulfilled for the rest of my life” THIS MAN JUST ANNOUNCED A SHOW IN A 90K CAP STADIUM 😩😩😩😩😩😩🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭

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🚨| Fans are speculating that Noah Kahan and Niall Horan have a collaboration in the works after Niall nearly mentions him in interview where he talks about collaborators

🚨| Fans are speculating that Noah Kahan and Niall Horan have a collaboration in the works after Niall nearly mentions him in interview where he talks about collaborators

19,990 views

The way he looks at his mom at the end I actually can’t do this

The way he looks at his mom at the end I actually can’t do this

11,322 views

How every American feels rn waiting for tomorrows Noah Kahan presale

How every American feels rn waiting for tomorrows Noah Kahan presale

19,716 views

“you’ve been sitting in this feeling he’s just sitting on his ass, if you contemplate your future, he’ll weaponize your past, he’s both the water and your lifeboat, your swimming awful fast. It’s only love if every conversation lasts” NOAH KAHAN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

“you’ve been sitting in this feeling he’s just sitting on his ass, if you contemplate your future, he’ll weaponize your past, he’s both the water and your lifeboat, your swimming awful fast. It’s only love if every conversation lasts” NOAH KAHAN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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Noah says his favorite movie is The Perks Of Being A Wallflower!

Noah says his favorite movie is The Perks Of Being A Wallflower!

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Noah Kahan’s phone call with Obama in Arlington, Texas tonight after being featured on his 2026 summer playlist “It’s not a happy song at all… is everything alright with Michelle? […] okay, we fucking miss you SO MUCH, goodbye.”
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Noah Kahan’s phone call with Obama in Arlington, Texas tonight after being featured on his 2026 summer playlist “It’s not a happy song at all… is everything alright with Michelle? […] okay, we fucking miss you SO MUCH, goodbye.”

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328,555 views • 1 month ago

🚨| Noah’s phone call tonight in Pittsburgh was him finding out that furries aren’t inherently a sexual group “Ohhhhh they don’t have sex— or not necessarily*. Okay……well that’s good to know”
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🚨| Noah’s phone call tonight in Pittsburgh was him finding out that furries aren’t inherently a sexual group “Ohhhhh they don’t have sex— or not necessarily*. Okay……well that’s good to know”

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427,314 views • 2 months ago

🚨| Noah Kahan became a furry tonight in Pittsburgh
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🚨| Noah Kahan became a furry tonight in Pittsburgh

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419,113 views • 2 months ago

I think Noah Kahan singing this is me trying by Taylor Swift works so well because it truly feels like one of his own songs. The lyrics. The melody. It all works so so well in his voice. His version of it is stunning
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I think Noah Kahan singing this is me trying by Taylor Swift works so well because it truly feels like one of his own songs. The lyrics. The melody. It all works so so well in his voice. His version of it is stunning

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119,058 views • 22 days ago

🚨| Noah apologizes for the cancelled show yesterday in New York and says they exhausted every option to try and make it work “I promise you we did everything we could- WEIRD shit to try to reschedule it, and I’m sorry […] I would play in the hole of a volcano for y’all”
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🚨| Noah apologizes for the cancelled show yesterday in New York and says they exhausted every option to try and make it work “I promise you we did everything we could- WEIRD shit to try to reschedule it, and I’m sorry […] I would play in the hole of a volcano for y’all”

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232,098 views • 1 month ago

Noah Kahan and Hayley Williams dabbling in generative ai use is so disappointing I thought they were better than this
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Noah Kahan and Hayley Williams dabbling in generative ai use is so disappointing I thought they were better than this

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657,601 views • 4 months ago

🚨| Noah addresses his Bleeding Eye onstage tonight in St Louis and says he’s fine but we should still be worried because he likes it
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🚨| Noah addresses his Bleeding Eye onstage tonight in St Louis and says he’s fine but we should still be worried because he likes it

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138,616 views • 1 month ago

Noah wore a shirt last night to commemorate 10 years since the shooting at Pulse Nightclub in Orlando 🏳️‍🌈🫶
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Noah wore a shirt last night to commemorate 10 years since the shooting at Pulse Nightclub in Orlando 🏳️‍🌈🫶

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229,462 views • 2 months ago

🚨| Noah reveals he ripped his pants onstage at Fenway Park, revealing his Skims “Fenway’d so hard my pants ripped and my Skims were exposed to 38,000 people”
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🚨| Noah reveals he ripped his pants onstage at Fenway Park, revealing his Skims “Fenway’d so hard my pants ripped and my Skims were exposed to 38,000 people”

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157,036 views • 1 month ago

NO BECAUSE HE’S ONTO SOMETHING LIKE I’D ACTUALLY WATCH THIS………….
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NO BECAUSE HE’S ONTO SOMETHING LIKE I’D ACTUALLY WATCH THIS………….

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529,585 views • 6 months ago

Noah’s backstage vocal stim where he sings American Cars like a Disney channel boy band member 😭
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Noah’s backstage vocal stim where he sings American Cars like a Disney channel boy band member 😭

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121,018 views • 1 month ago

I am genuinely disgusted. Vile, Nazi shit
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I am genuinely disgusted. Vile, Nazi shit

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221,632 views • 3 months ago

🚨| Noah Kahan acknowledges poop-gate in Toronto tonight and gets fans to solemnly swear that they won’t shit their pants at the show 😭 “and if I do [and if I do] I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor [I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor]
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🚨| Noah Kahan acknowledges poop-gate in Toronto tonight and gets fans to solemnly swear that they won’t shit their pants at the show 😭 “and if I do [and if I do] I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor [I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor]

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144,603 views • 2 months ago

‼️| Noah Kahan likes a post that says there is something sinister happening to Chappell Roan and that Hollywood officials are pushing a fake narrative to tear her down after she called out industry executives “We have people like Chris Brown touring and he’s an abuser”
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‼️| Noah Kahan likes a post that says there is something sinister happening to Chappell Roan and that Hollywood officials are pushing a fake narrative to tear her down after she called out industry executives “We have people like Chris Brown touring and he’s an abuser”

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304,363 views • 5 months ago

I CANNOT DO THIS RN
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I CANNOT DO THIS RN

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38,496 views • 18 days ago

Noah Kahan’s having a song about his struggle with an eating disorder just encapsulates how truly special and important he is as an artist. A very very vulnerable thing to write about and yet he bared it all to us in hopes that we can find comfort in it
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Noah Kahan’s having a song about his struggle with an eating disorder just encapsulates how truly special and important he is as an artist. A very very vulnerable thing to write about and yet he bared it all to us in hopes that we can find comfort in it

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38,985 views • 20 days ago

🚨 NOAH KAHAN IS PRECARIOUSLY SITTING ON THE ROOF TO SING WE GO WAY BACK AT THE GREAT DIVIDE TOUR
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🚨 NOAH KAHAN IS PRECARIOUSLY SITTING ON THE ROOF TO SING WE GO WAY BACK AT THE GREAT DIVIDE TOUR

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140,349 views • 2 months ago

Cutter Whitley just called me out on his tiktok for Harassment because of this. Because I quoted his tweet victimizing himself with evidence of him being transphobic. Notice how he didn’t include the “harassment” in question? Don’t start this shit with me Cutter Whitley
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Cutter Whitley just called me out on his tiktok for Harassment because of this. Because I quoted his tweet victimizing himself with evidence of him being transphobic. Notice how he didn’t include the “harassment” in question? Don’t start this shit with me Cutter Whitley

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75,939 views • 1 month ago

🚨| Noah Kahan talks about his recent defense of Chappell Roan to Rolling stone and how he feels she was being “set up to fail” “I know Chappell is someone who loves her fans, and, in my experience. has always been kind. I just knew in that moment she was being set up to fail”
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🚨| Noah Kahan talks about his recent defense of Chappell Roan to Rolling stone and how he feels she was being “set up to fail” “I know Chappell is someone who loves her fans, and, in my experience. has always been kind. I just knew in that moment she was being set up to fail”

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158,314 views • 4 months ago

THEY’RE SAYING IT’S THE BEST SONG OF ALL TIME
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THEY’RE SAYING IT’S THE BEST SONG OF ALL TIME

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71,026 views • 2 months ago