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🚨| First listen at what is presumably Noah Kahan’s song for The Hunger Games: Sunrise On The Reaping

I think after years this is still my favorite TikTok of his

Noah reacts to the TikTok where it appears someone shit themselves at his show last night 😭

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Noah’s phone call in Melbourne tonight was Katniss Everdeen telling him he had the lead single in the new Hunger Games movie 😭🫶

🚨| New lyrics from ‘Draw You Out’ (from The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping): “No one tells you just how long you’ll last some go slowly and some far too fast I got time I never planned to have I got years and years of it”

Noah added this to his favorites on TikTok the other week

This is still one of the funniest things Noah has ever done

🚨| Noah Kahan reacts to a fan mashup of Olivia Rodrigo’s “stupid song” and his own “Deny Deny Deny” “Holy shit” / “who did this”

So close! the great divide is about the regret that you ignored a once close friends immense mental turmoil and religious paranoia to the point where they became a shell of themselves and refused to be their true self cuz they thought they’d be sent to hell ❤️❤️❤️❤️

🚨| Noah Kahan got a BBL

NOAH LIKING THIS LMFAOOOOO

The item Noah Kahan decided to leave at the end of his tiny desk concert was his Lexapro bottle 😭

NOAH JUST MADE A SECRET TIKTOK ACCOUNT TO TEASE HIS NEW ALBUM

me asf as fuckkk

🚨| Noah is currently singing Paul Revere

NOAH GOT A LADYBUG TATTOO ON HIS WRIST ON THE RELEASE NIGHT OF HIS ALBUM BECAUSE LADY BUGS ARE A GOOD OMEN FOR HIM 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹

Noah Kahan says “fuck the police type shit fuck the authority” is his new vocal stim after everyone thought he was the guy that got arrested in that airport 😭

🚨|Noah getting teary-eyed at Fenway “I just wish I could stay up here forever to remember it for the rest of my life, those type of moments you just don’t want to end”

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🚨| First official listen of Noah Kahan’s new song ‘Draw You Out’ for The Hunger Games: Sunrise on The Reaping

🚨| Bluey called Noah Kahan in Sydney tonight and they bonded over their parents divorces :)

🚨| Noah Kahan hints that he is doing the song for “The Hunger Games: Sunrise On The Reaping” after many months of fan speculation

Noah showed his skydiving video onstage 😭😭😭😭😭

Noah Kahan - Draw You Out (For ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping’)

Noah Kahan’s phone call with Obama in Arlington, Texas tonight after being featured on his 2026 summer playlist “It’s not a happy song at all… is everything alright with Michelle? […] okay, we fucking miss you SO MUCH, goodbye.”

🚨| Noah’s phone call tonight in Pittsburgh was him finding out that furries aren’t inherently a sexual group “Ohhhhh they don’t have sex— or not necessarily*. Okay……well that’s good to know”

🚨| Noah Kahan became a furry tonight in Pittsburgh

Noah Kahan and Hayley Williams dabbling in generative ai use is so disappointing I thought they were better than this

🚨| Noah Kahan has confirmed a 2027 The Last Of The Bugs summer tour in North America!

🚨| Noah apologizes for the cancelled show yesterday in New York and says they exhausted every option to try and make it work “I promise you we did everything we could- WEIRD shit to try to reschedule it, and I’m sorry […] I would play in the hole of a volcano for y’all”

NO BECAUSE HE’S ONTO SOMETHING LIKE I’D ACTUALLY WATCH THIS………….

🐞| Noah Kahan singing “Draw You Out” (accompanying the soundtrack of “The Hunger Games: Sunrise On The Reaping”) Out this Friday

Noah wore a shirt last night to commemorate 10 years since the shooting at Pulse Nightclub in Orlando 🏳️‍🌈🫶

🚨| Noah addresses his Bleeding Eye onstage tonight in St Louis and says he’s fine but we should still be worried because he likes it

I think Noah Kahan singing this is me trying by Taylor Swift works so well because it truly feels like one of his own songs. The lyrics. The melody. It all works so so well in his voice. His version of it is stunning

I am genuinely disgusted. Vile, Nazi shit

🚨| Noah reveals he ripped his pants onstage at Fenway Park, revealing his Skims “Fenway’d so hard my pants ripped and my Skims were exposed to 38,000 people”

‼️| Noah Kahan likes a post that says there is something sinister happening to Chappell Roan and that Hollywood officials are pushing a fake narrative to tear her down after she called out industry executives “We have people like Chris Brown touring and he’s an abuser”

🚨| Noah Kahan acknowledges poop-gate in Toronto tonight and gets fans to solemnly swear that they won’t shit their pants at the show 😭 “and if I do [and if I do] I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor [I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor]