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Noah added this to his favorites on TikTok the other week

The item Noah Kahan decided to leave at the end of his tiny desk concert was his Lexapro bottle 😭

So close! the great divide is about the regret that you ignored a once close friends immense mental turmoil and religious paranoia to the point where they became a shell of themselves and refused to be their true self cuz they thought they’d be sent to hell ❤️❤️❤️❤️

This is still one of the funniest things Noah has ever done

NOAH JUST MADE A SECRET TIKTOK ACCOUNT TO TEASE HIS NEW ALBUM

NOAH GOT A LADYBUG TATTOO ON HIS WRIST ON THE RELEASE NIGHT OF HIS ALBUM BECAUSE LADY BUGS ARE A GOOD OMEN FOR HIM 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹

Noah Kahan says “fuck the police type shit fuck the authority” is his new vocal stim after everyone thought he was the guy that got arrested in that airport 😭

The way he looks at his mom at the end I actually can’t do this

🚨|Noah getting teary-eyed at Fenway “I just wish I could stay up here forever to remember it for the rest of my life, those type of moments you just don’t want to end”

🚨| Fans are speculating that Noah Kahan and Niall Horan have a collaboration in the works after Niall nearly mentions him in interview where he talks about collaborators

How every American feels rn waiting for tomorrows Noah Kahan presale

“you’ve been sitting in this feeling he’s just sitting on his ass, if you contemplate your future, he’ll weaponize your past, he’s both the water and your lifeboat, your swimming awful fast. It’s only love if every conversation lasts” NOAH KAHAN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Noah says his favorite movie is The Perks Of Being A Wallflower!

“Y’all need therapy” 😭😭😭😭 AND HE USED HOWLING ‘fnd

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🚨| Noah’s phone call tonight in Pittsburgh was him finding out that furries aren’t inherently a sexual group “Ohhhhh they don’t have sex— or not necessarily*. Okay……well that’s good to know”

🚨| Noah Kahan became a furry tonight in Pittsburgh

🚨| Noah reveals he ripped his pants onstage at Fenway Park, revealing his Skims “Fenway’d so hard my pants ripped and my Skims were exposed to 38,000 people”

Cutter Whitley just called me out on his tiktok for Harassment because of this. Because I quoted his tweet victimizing himself with evidence of him being transphobic. Notice how he didn’t include the “harassment” in question? Don’t start this shit with me Cutter Whitley

Noah Kahan and Hayley Williams dabbling in generative ai use is so disappointing I thought they were better than this

🚨| Noah Kahan acknowledges poop-gate in Toronto tonight and gets fans to solemnly swear that they won’t shit their pants at the show 😭 “and if I do [and if I do] I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor [I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor]

Noah wore a shirt last night to commemorate 10 years since the shooting at Pulse Nightclub in Orlando 🏳️‍🌈🫶

I am genuinely disgusted. Vile, Nazi shit

NO BECAUSE HE’S ONTO SOMETHING LIKE I’D ACTUALLY WATCH THIS………….

🚨 NOAH KAHAN IS PRECARIOUSLY SITTING ON THE ROOF TO SING WE GO WAY BACK AT THE GREAT DIVIDE TOUR

‼️| Noah Kahan likes a post that says there is something sinister happening to Chappell Roan and that Hollywood officials are pushing a fake narrative to tear her down after she called out industry executives “We have people like Chris Brown touring and he’s an abuser”

THEY’RE SAYING IT’S THE BEST SONG OF ALL TIME

🚨| Noah Kahan talks about his recent defense of Chappell Roan to Rolling stone and how he feels she was being “set up to fail” “I know Chappell is someone who loves her fans, and, in my experience. has always been kind. I just knew in that moment she was being set up to fail”

🐞| Noah hops on Instagram story and thanks his fans for their energy and dedication at these Fenway shows “I think I talk so much about how grateful I am sometimes and I feel like I come across as I’m like, bullshitting, but I’m really fucking not”

🚨| Noah singing Mess at Fenway night 2!

🚨| Noah got arrested in Philly last night

🚨| For the first time ever, Noah Kahan is playing the piano live on stage

I actually think it’s insane how the SNL stage usually makes artists sound much worse and kind of echoey and yet this is genuinely some of the best he’s ever sounded

I am so serious when I say I think Audrey Hobert is gonna be one of the next Big things. This 2000 capacity show was hands down the loudest I’ve ever heard a crowd get during a concert. Every person in that room knew every single lyric

NOAH SINGING STICK SEASON WITH RENEE RAPP AND TOWA BIRD ON GUITAR THIS IS INSANE