Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓

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🇺🇸 Defense Contractor (Shipbuilder), Internet Jackass // Gaming YouTuber/Streamer // Opinions and bad jokes are my own.

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imagine getting slimed by an F-35 and you watch the pilot do sky donuts in the killcam

Playing Tarkov Arena but only using real world official US Naval Special Warfare Development Group CQB and assault doctrine

Tarkov said "nah you play too much"

the inside of that patrol car

“Can I talk to my shipgirl waifu please?” She’s busy lil bro

they could never make me hate Tarkov Arena

"PVE is easy go play PVP" ok

Knute's chat asked why I bring an RPG to Factory

I don't care if they're cheating or not - now that the 2nd Battlefield 6 beta weekend is here, I don't wanna see that fucking catgirl on my feed again.

when you're from the hood and join the Air Force

this is genuinely how it feels to main the AA12 in Tarkov Arena even when people tell me it sucks and it isn't meta and throw tomatoes at me for being an Enforcer player

Bodycam is hilarious when you don't got a bitch in your ear telling you its larp

never in my life have I ever seen him in this building

a grand majority of the hours I have in Ready or Not is spent in this goofy little menu

when the doomed Legion hits me with the dollar store power shot so i hit him with the hidden compartment stare

Everyone's griping about different things in the Battlefield 6 Beta like performance and the movement and the hacks while I feel like the dog with a propeller hat just having fun with somehow zero issues

It's easy to counter people who don't know how to use the Smart Pistol effectively Listen to how many shots the first guy fires and how many actually land. That's him spam firing without getting a complete lock. Then look at me waiting for full lock with only 6 rounds left.

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legit how BTR rides in Tarkov feel like with the boys sometimes

If I catch you on the enemy team spamming laser guided MR missiles to our air vehicles when I'm trying to level my transport helo badge... I'm swapping to IFV and whipping out the missile version of my goddamn belt and I'm making it your ENTIRE team's problem.

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"there's no way that Wedge turns into a werewolf on Labs when he's on low health" Black Division when Wedge turns into a werewolf:

the situation: in the shipgirl’s guts

Ready or Not plays like this when you play it "wrong" btw

After I cut the camera I started bleeding out of my ass.

the actual point of Ready or Not is lame and gay the best way to play Ready or Not is to kill everything and leave

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lol lmao even

Every now and then, some dweeb will post some performative and engagement baiting shit like "I miss Titanfall 2, what happened to Titanfall 2?" I know it's performative and engagement bait because you can just boot up and play the fucking game lmao the game didn't go anywhere

I just love not having any issue mentioned here, but that's because I play like this.

Battlefield to me is hearing your panicked boys call out an IFV that's shredding your teammates on a contested point, and hearing the celebration that follows when you drop an AGM-84 on that mother fucker. Pure dopamine.

Brandon Herrera is a fucking HACK

How Cheyanne was moving in that new Girls Frontline 2 cinematic

the lamest way to play Max Payne 3 is to do choreographed one-tap headshots on every enemy in the room the best way to play Max Payne 3 is to magdump every single enemy until they hit the ground

Bodycam is a shooter that you pick up and play for about an hour before you go do something else. Purely made off of asset flips, yet the idea somehow manages to be fun to engage with no matter how brief because "kill time by killing something: the game" is kinda fuckin cool.

I was trying to show chat yesterday some of my favorite (and most hated) strategies of Battlefield 4. While they saw some of them, I wasn't able to show all because of constant Punkbuster issues. Good thing I made this video a while back!

There's a gun in STRAFTAT that my buddies and I lovingly call "the goybeam" and it's the funniest gun ever

my duo and I maining nothing but sponsored kits doing Arachne quests got us moving like this on Perimiter

Thank you guys for showing up, I didn’t prepare a speech but I’m glad we could get together to celebrate and honor the life and memory of Hazo, he will be missed. Happy to honor the first round on me 💪

Tarkov Arena is fun, it's just that people hate it because of players like me

An IFV on the enemy team was doing laser guided missile spamming from their HQ and shooting down all of our air vehicles. So I swapped to IFV and decided NONE of them are allowed to use their vehicles anymore. Laser guided spammer, meet missile flicker. (Bugged recording)

The recording bugged but people think I’m doing laser paints. This is all standard locks. This is the missile flick. Depending on how far your target is, is how far up you flick otherwise you overshoot due to missile speed.