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Troy Aikman says he came home to two female fans swimming in his pool and called the cops, but Michael Irvin said the cops would’ve been his last call “I came home. I was single. I was living by myself at my house, and I came home and I had two fans, two female fans, that were swimming in my pool in my backyard...” “I called the police and just said, ‘Hey, I’ve got some intruders and somebody could come take care of this.’” “[Michael] Irvin laughs. He said the police would have been the last people he was calling, which is a pretty good indication of Michael and I being a little different.”
katsu4,963,680 views • 9 days ago

Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
katsu4,021,811 views • 10 days ago

Kyle Shanahan says a 51% analytics recommendation won’t convince him to go for it because he gets one shot, not an hour at a blackjack table “I don’t want to hear about it if it’s 51% of the time we should go for it.” “As I always say, I’m not sitting here playing Blackjack for an hour with no one else at the table, and eventually I’ll get 51% of it. Like, I have this one try, and I have a feel for it. I’ve been doing it too long.” “But what I want to know from him, when it’s not a feel, when it, no, this is 98%. We don’t even need to talk about it. So we don’t need to talk about it. Tell me when it’s that, and I’ll just do it.”
katsu1,992,806 views • 8 days ago

Quinn Cook says the Hawks told him to get a home, then cut him the day he moved in “The GM’s like, ‘Man, you should get a crib out here.’ You know what I’m saying? I live in a hotel. I’m like, ‘Bro, you sure?’ Because I’m tired of living in a hotel, but I also been cut numerous times. So I’m like, ‘Bro, you sure, bro?’” “So my agent like, ‘Yeah, bro, you 99 percent, you going to make the team. They going to love you, I mean, they love you,’ blah, blah, blah.” “I’m like, ‘What’s the other one percent, though? You ain’t say 100. You said 99.’ They like, ‘Man, if a trade happens… you good...’” “Finally get my spot. Moving day, we had an off day, and my contract was guaranteed the next day. I go in there and nobody really say nothing to me. It’s a regular day. I move all my stuff. I had my brother come down. We mounting TVs, we picking up drawers and beds, putting everything together.” “And we finally did it. I put my favorite movie on. I put my feet up. I literally look at my phone and my agent was calling. I’m like, ‘I ain’t even answering that,’ you know what I’m saying?” “Called again. I answered. They was like, make the trade, they had to waive you. Just sleep on it. Sleep on it. That’s the first day where I wanted to quit...” “And I wake up, I had like 10 missed calls from Steve Kerr. So I got cut by the worst team, and then I got signed by the best team the next day. And then we won the chip the next year. So that was the best year ever.”
katsu455,669 views • 2 days ago

Bijan Robinson says some of his teammates at Texas wanted the frat parties and the status of being a football player more than they wanted to become great Bijan: “Sometimes, teammates went to the school because of just the name. They weren’t invested in the play, they just went because they wanted to go to frat parties and say, ‘Oh, I’m a football player.’ Like, that’s all.” “And I was like, ‘That’s cool, but I don’t think you’re really getting nothing out of it by doing that. Don’t you want to be a great player? Then do it.’ Like, I just didn’t know where their minds were... they’re messed up.”
katsu2,264,072 views • 9 days ago

Drake Maye says he used to play Rocket League until 1 a.m., but getting married moved him to the 8 p.m. tournament “For college, I was 12:30. I played Rocket League. There’s a tournament every night at 12:00 a.m. Me and my brother and one of my buddies would play. We’d play till 12:30, one o’clock.” “Every night, and I’d sleep five or six hours and get up and go to football. So, yeah, it wasn’t a great habit in college, but it was just what our generation and what I got used to. So then got married, and now we play the tournament at 8:00, and now I’m done by 9.”
katsu1,585,126 views • 8 days ago

Johnny Manziel says he drank lean thinking his birthday gave him a free pass from drug testing, only to fail a test the very next day “I’ll never forget mine. Shout out to Dwayne Bowe. 2015 in Cleveland, on my birthday, we went out, and he mixed up some lean, a couple cups of lean.” “And of course, I didn’t think they would test me the day after my birthday. I come in, like, December 7th, yada yada, fail my second test for promethazine.”
katsu3,867,573 views • 17 days ago
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Johnny Manziel says he and Josh Gordon would sneak out of the team hotel at 5 a.m. on game days to smoke and play FIFA "I would set an alarm if we had a game day at, like, noon or whatever it was. I would leave the team hotel at 5:00am. Me and JG [Josh Gordon] would walk from downtown Cleveland hotel we were at to my building." "We would go to my building. We would turn FIFA on and we would rip the f*cking bong all morning and smoke a blunt." "And he would go play some snaps or he would be suspended and wouldn't be playing, and I was the backup and I ain't never touched the field one time after doing that."
katsu5,515,249 views • 25 days ago

Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson refuses to pay for PreCheck because skipping the line won’t make the plane land any sooner “I’m not getting that PreCheck, I'm not paying for that sh*t. I have no problem standing in line.” “I can stand in line with everybody else.” “Cause when we get to the gate, even if you get through security before me, you still have to wait in line.” “You board the plane before me. We still get off the same plane. We still land at the same goddamn time.”
katsu770,816 views • 6 days ago

Marshawn Lynch says he never bought into fame, so instead of dropping $10,000 on bottle service, he fights for the bartender’s attention like everybody else “I never believed or bought into that fame… we pull up to the spot, and if we do go out, it ain’t like I’m going to go drop five, ten bands on the table and have hella bottles popping and all that.” “I’m be right there at the bar. So the same John, Joe or Marvin that’s at the bar trying to order a drink, we competing to try to see who could get in the bartender face.” “But look, if they come over here and you get them, just tell them you want three Hennessies, bro.”
katsu532,760 views • 4 days ago

Johnny Manziel says he burned through $100,000 in casino credit after Cleveland cut him, then forgot about the debt until a call gave him 24 hours to pay it back “I remember, after I get cut in Cleveland, I learned about casino credit and getting a wire and walking to the table and taking $100K out and being like, ‘All right, start with 10, lose it, another 10, 20,’ and you look up by the end of a weekend, you’re going out and you’re drinking and you just fly through a hundred grand.” “No problem, no worries. Chasing, just a tough spot to be in. I remember forgetting about it, going on another trip and going on a run and then getting a call like, ‘Yo, you have 24 hours until you pay this marker off or the people in Las Vegas are going to send a felony conviction out for your ass and they’re coming to get you.’” “And it was like, ‘Oh, we got to get 100 grand to this Cosmo right now or all hell is about to break loose.’”
katsu5,092,895 views • 1 month ago

Davante Adams can afford virtually anything, but says an unlimited Taco Bell card is one of his coolest flexes and he could spend $7,000,000 if he wanted to "There it is. And it's got my name on the back, so if anybody tries to rob me, you'll never be able to use it. It's like a credit card. This purple card is basically like a black card, but it's purple and only can be used at Taco Bell, it is unlimited." "I can go in there and buy, $7 million worth of Taco Bell today if I wanted, and go have a Taco Bell party." "That's probably one of the coolest flexes I have. The black card and all that stuff's cool, but a lot of people have that." "Only two people have the purple card right now."
katsu5,617,013 views • 1 month ago

Odell Beckham Jr. reveals the real math on a $100,000,000 NFL contract: • On paper → $100,000,000 • Actually guaranteed → $60,000,000 • After taxes → $12,000,000/yr • Car, house for mom, living → $4,000,000/yr • What’s left → $8,000,000/yr • Five years. Then it’s over. Forever “Can you make that last forever?”
katsu23,403,924 views • 3 months ago

Charles Barkley says he bets $25,000 a hand at blackjack while his friend bets $200 and checks with him before taking a hit “I only play with my friends, because they all ask me, ‘Do you want me to take this hit?’” “I’m playing $25,000 a hand. He’s playing for $200. I says, ‘Take it.’ And then if he wins and I lose, I’m like, ‘Okay. He asked me.’” “There’s nothing worse than playing with a f*cking idiot. Back in the day, I used to play with an idiot, and they take a hit and win, and they go crazy, and they f*ck the rest of the table.” “And you can’t beat the f*ck out of them because you want to. That’s why I don’t play with random strangers.”
katsu324,117 views • 3 days ago

Johnny Manziel says NFL players reported being at a remote location in South America to avoid drug tests until a U.S. sporting-event appearance exposed the loophole “There was a really off-the-map place in South America that you could change your location to where the NFL couldn’t get to with their drug testers.” “So probably, 20% of the guys in the league in the offseason would do their offseason training down here. That is until you pull up at a sporting event in the U.S. while you’re supposed to be somewhere else out of the country.”
katsu847,865 views • 9 days ago

Drake Maye says he could drink three milkshakes a day, so limiting himself to two a week is a battle “I love milkshakes, sadly. I love milkshakes. It’s one of my favorites. So just having to battle that, I think battle that to try to limit to certain days a week.” “I try to give myself a cheat day, or I try to do only two milkshakes a week.” “It sounds bad, but I could drink a milkshake three times a day if I really wanted to and had the urge to, but trying to mix that in with a protein shake instead.” “Trying to get the similar taste but a different benefit is one of the best things I’ve tried to do after I lift at the facility. I try to do a chocolate banana peanut butter protein shake.”
katsu661,788 views • 8 days ago

Josh Hart says he averaged around 20 when he first got to Portland, then wondered why he wasn’t getting plays the next season until a coach told him his teammates scored so much better “I got traded in Portland. I played like 12, 15 games in Portland. I was hooping. I was averaging like 20. I was shooting like 37% from three. I was hooping.” “And then the next year, you know, guys were hurt. We weren’t a playoff team. Guys are sitting, so you just have the opportunity. And then the next year it’s like Dame’s back, Ant’s back, you had Nurk, Jerami Grant was there.” “And I’m saying, I’m like, ‘Bro, I haven’t got one play called... And one of my coaches looked at me, was like, ‘Yeah, you’re a solid scorer, but they do it so much better.’ And that changed my mental.” “I look at Dame, he’s shooting from like 35. I’m like, ‘Yeah, I think I’d rather have him shooting from 35 than me, you know, me just shooting shots.’ So then it just changed my whole thinking of, ‘Okay, how can I get these guys shots?’”
katsu366,042 views • 5 days ago

Vince Wilfork says he walked away from football because rookies started leaving the locker room without showering “That’s why I retired. Because I saw the rookies coming in, and I don’t like what they stood for. This is not how I came through and learned the ball and played football...” “But they was coming in, football wasn’t even on the radar. We would have guys leave the locker room, didn’t even shower. Drop their clothes and go.”
katsu6,315,437 views • 2 months ago

Charles Barkley says he kept Vaseline in his belly button during NBA games so his lips wouldn’t get crusty and reloaded it at halftime Host: “Another hygiene question. You said one time that you kept Vaseline inside your belly button.” Barkley: “Yes. Karl Malone told the story. I filled it up before the game because there’s nothing worse than a person with big lips, and during the game, after you lick your lips a few times, they get all crusty and white.” “So I used to stick Vaseline in my belly button.” Host: “It’s a good place to hide it.” Barkley: “Yeah. And Karl Malone’s the only person told the world. We had him on the show one night. ‘You still keep Vaseline in your belly button?’” “I say, ‘Ernie, go to the next question.’ And he says, ‘Karl, what are you talking about?’ He says, ‘This dude used to keep Vaseline in his belly button.’” “But I did used to keep Vaseline in my belly button because, man, let me tell you something, there’s nothing worse than a dude with big lips and they all white and crusty.” Host: “Wouldn’t it slide out once you start to sweat? The Vaseline just drips out?” Barkley: “No, it stays in there a little bit because you had to reload at halftime.”
katsu375,275 views • 7 days ago

Tom Brady says his doctor told him to cut the tendons in both legs. He refused, fixed it in 3 days with no surgery, and played till 45 “After the season, I tell the doctor, My groin’s just really sore all the time. Every time I move, I can feel it just grab” “And the team doctor says, This is what we’re going to do. We’re going to do an adductor release, we’re going in there and cut the adductor tendon in your groin. We’re also going to cut the other side, so it never becomes a problem” “And I was like, Okay, that sounds not like what I want to do” “I called Alex when I left the office. I said, Alex, the doctor told me to do this adductor release. What do you think? He said, Absolutely not. Fly out to LA with me for 3 days and I’ll fix it” “So I fly out there and worked the adductors, lengthened and softened both muscles, my hips, all my glutes, basically relieved the tension on the tendon. And 3 days later, no more pain” “The doctor said there was a 99% chance he’d have to cut my adductor tendon at some point. And to this day, nothing”
katsu11,178,915 views • 4 months ago