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Every time I see a car inside one of these containers, I have just one question: how on earth does the driver get out after squeezing it in there?

Every time I see a car inside one of these containers, I have just one question: how on earth does the driver get out after squeezing it in there?

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Anyone who watched the Manchester United fans vs Arsenal fans game will agree that Mulamwah might be in the wrong profession. His football talent is undeniable.

Anyone who watched the Manchester United fans vs Arsenal fans game will agree that Mulamwah might be in the wrong profession. His football talent is undeniable.

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You will still hear someone calling Kamba ladies easy to hit on yet he has never even been laid by any of them.

You will still hear someone calling Kamba ladies easy to hit on yet he has never even been laid by any of them.

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Where do they hide these Kalenjin babes? All the Kalenjin ladies I went to campus with looked like Kipchoge.

Where do they hide these Kalenjin babes? All the Kalenjin ladies I went to campus with looked like Kipchoge.

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There has never been an accident reported in Kenya without a boda boda rider being involved.

There has never been an accident reported in Kenya without a boda boda rider being involved.

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Owners of Toyota Harrier cars are now taking extra precautions to secure their grilles amid a rise in theft incidents. —Reports indicate that replacing a stolen grille can cost around KSh 100,000.

Owners of Toyota Harrier cars are now taking extra precautions to secure their grilles amid a rise in theft incidents. —Reports indicate that replacing a stolen grille can cost around KSh 100,000.

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I still don't get why most successful Luo men leave all this greatness only to settle down with those yellow yellow murima or mango ladies.

I still don't get why most successful Luo men leave all this greatness only to settle down with those yellow yellow murima or mango ladies.

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If these are the kind of people we will be competing against for slots to dance on campaign lorries next year, then it's probably time for me to start looking for another job.

If these are the kind of people we will be competing against for slots to dance on campaign lorries next year, then it's probably time for me to start looking for another job.

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Murima landlords will show you wonders in Nairobi! 😂 This is definitely one of those plots I could never rent a house in. Anyone who has ever lived on the same plot as the landlord definitely has a story to tell.

Murima landlords will show you wonders in Nairobi! 😂 This is definitely one of those plots I could never rent a house in. Anyone who has ever lived on the same plot as the landlord definitely has a story to tell.

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NTSA records say you own a Skygo motorbike....then they find you with this😂

NTSA records say you own a Skygo motorbike....then they find you with this😂

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These videos are pure fun😂😂

These videos are pure fun😂😂

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It must have been the worst day of the truck driver’s life after hitting a DCI Subaru.

It must have been the worst day of the truck driver’s life after hitting a DCI Subaru.

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Kenyan prisoners are truly enjoying this rent and tax free life.

Kenyan prisoners are truly enjoying this rent and tax free life.

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Hata mandazi haijavura hivyo buana!

Hata mandazi haijavura hivyo buana!

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It seems that nowadays Satan is reluctant to carry out the mission God sent him to earth to fulfill.

It seems that nowadays Satan is reluctant to carry out the mission God sent him to earth to fulfill.

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Even if Khaligraph stopped performing at concerts and never released another song, the millions he earns as a Monster Energy brand ambassador would be more than enough to sustain him financially.

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They say whatever stage you skip in childhood, you will eventually experience as an adult. And honestly, they weren’t lying. Just look at these grown-ups paying to play in the mud like grade two kids.

They say whatever stage you skip in childhood, you will eventually experience as an adult. And honestly, they weren’t lying. Just look at these grown-ups paying to play in the mud like grade two kids.

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What seemed like a normal Tuesday, as children reported back to school, might have landed this Uber driver a 35-year stay at the free Airbnb in Kamiti after he was allegedly found mercilessly supplying her goodbye electric shocks inside his car.

What seemed like a normal Tuesday, as children reported back to school, might have landed this Uber driver a 35-year stay at the free Airbnb in Kamiti after he was allegedly found mercilessly supplying her goodbye electric shocks inside his car.

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One day, this boy will learn that he could have been born into the family of a billionaire and influential political figure, and when he does, he may become deeply resentful of his mother.

One day, this boy will learn that he could have been born into the family of a billionaire and influential political figure, and when he does, he may become deeply resentful of his mother.

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For those who keep asking how heavy these steel coils are, I think the way that train is moving gives you the answer. No wonder lorries only carry two of them at a time.

For those who keep asking how heavy these steel coils are, I think the way that train is moving gives you the answer. No wonder lorries only carry two of them at a time.

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These days, it seems people are turning every act of madness into content for views and attention. What exactly is going on here, Geoffrey Mosiria?

These days, it seems people are turning every act of madness into content for views and attention. What exactly is going on here, Geoffrey Mosiria?

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465,790 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

A dispute between two first year roommates turned physical after they discovered they were both in a relationship with Brayo, a fourth year Actuarial Science student they had met just a month ago.

A dispute between two first year roommates turned physical after they discovered they were both in a relationship with Brayo, a fourth year Actuarial Science student they had met just a month ago.

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Teacher Cillah teaches purely out of passion. The money she earns from her social media accounts far exceeds the meagre 17k she gets from education. George Ruto must have really fumbled a 10/10 with brains here.

Teacher Cillah teaches purely out of passion. The money she earns from her social media accounts far exceeds the meagre 17k she gets from education. George Ruto must have really fumbled a 10/10 with brains here.

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By now, the CBK should be on this young man's neck. No one should get away with disrespecting Kenya's national currency like this.

By now, the CBK should be on this young man's neck. No one should get away with disrespecting Kenya's national currency like this.

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The runway at Wilson Airport is roughly comparable in length to a standard football pitch.

The runway at Wilson Airport is roughly comparable in length to a standard football pitch.

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Kenyan Prince has been loyal to one outfit since Thursday in Dubai. He wore it there, wore it on the plane and wore it when he landed in Kenya. To make it even funnier, he still hasn’t removed the price stickers. At this point, it looks less like fashion and more like a walking billboard trying to remind us brokies exactly how much the designer clothes cost. 😅

Kenyan Prince has been loyal to one outfit since Thursday in Dubai. He wore it there, wore it on the plane and wore it when he landed in Kenya. To make it even funnier, he still hasn’t removed the price stickers. At this point, it looks less like fashion and more like a walking billboard trying to remind us brokies exactly how much the designer clothes cost. 😅

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When I was young, my mother would cane me for licking sugar in the house. She always quoted a Kamba proverb: “A finger trained in licking does not forget the habit.” I finally realised these were experiences she never wanted me to go through in life.

When I was young, my mother would cane me for licking sugar in the house. She always quoted a Kamba proverb: “A finger trained in licking does not forget the habit.” I finally realised these were experiences she never wanted me to go through in life.

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277,147 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

A shocking incident was reported in Wangige, Kiambu County, where a man allegedly used his vehicle to hit his former girlfriend after spotting her walking with another man. Witnesses say the woman had accompanied the man to a nearby shop when the suspect confronted them and drove into her with his car. The circumstances surrounding the incident are under investigation.

A shocking incident was reported in Wangige, Kiambu County, where a man allegedly used his vehicle to hit his former girlfriend after spotting her walking with another man. Witnesses say the woman had accompanied the man to a nearby shop when the suspect confronted them and drove into her with his car. The circumstances surrounding the incident are under investigation.

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I just knew these forex traders were part of the system. They were all invited to that wedding, even though it’s not the kind of place where an ordinary Kenyan would be welcome.

I just knew these forex traders were part of the system. They were all invited to that wedding, even though it’s not the kind of place where an ordinary Kenyan would be welcome.

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Some of us who were raised by strict mothers will swear this is AI-generated. In reality, it's just a Gen Z daughter and her millennial mother enjoying some old school Kenyan music together❤️🎶.

Some of us who were raised by strict mothers will swear this is AI-generated. In reality, it's just a Gen Z daughter and her millennial mother enjoying some old school Kenyan music together❤️🎶.

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This is the most brutal punishment I have ever seen a thief receive from Kenyans.

This is the most brutal punishment I have ever seen a thief receive from Kenyans.

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Women are now taking drugs as if their lives depend on them. My concern is not even her level of intoxication, but rather the boda boda rider who agreed to carry someone in such a heavily intoxicated state, exposing both her and himself to all kinds of danger.

Women are now taking drugs as if their lives depend on them. My concern is not even her level of intoxication, but rather the boda boda rider who agreed to carry someone in such a heavily intoxicated state, exposing both her and himself to all kinds of danger.

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This kind of training is no longer relevant in an era where the military relies heavily on advanced technology.

This kind of training is no longer relevant in an era where the military relies heavily on advanced technology.

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I thought Amber Ray was one of those people who say, “Nasikianga lakini sijui kuongea Kikamba.”

I thought Amber Ray was one of those people who say, “Nasikianga lakini sijui kuongea Kikamba.”

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This is the only type of gambling I would consider participating in.

This is the only type of gambling I would consider participating in.

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Having security in Kenya is understandable, but in countries where you're largely unknown it feels unnecessary.

Having security in Kenya is understandable, but in countries where you're largely unknown it feels unnecessary.

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What was supposed to be a normal Sunday evening in Nairobi CBD quickly turned into a boxing ring when one woman allegedly caught her boyfriend hanging out with another woman, sparking a fight between the two ladies.

What was supposed to be a normal Sunday evening in Nairobi CBD quickly turned into a boxing ring when one woman allegedly caught her boyfriend hanging out with another woman, sparking a fight between the two ladies.

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