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Every time I see a car inside one of these containers, I have just one question: how on earth does the driver get out after squeezing it in there?

Every time I see a car inside one of these containers, I have just one question: how on earth does the driver get out after squeezing it in there?

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You will still hear someone calling Kamba ladies easy to hit on yet he has never even been laid by any of them.

You will still hear someone calling Kamba ladies easy to hit on yet he has never even been laid by any of them.

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Where do they hide these Kalenjin babes? All the Kalenjin ladies I went to campus with looked like Kipchoge.

Where do they hide these Kalenjin babes? All the Kalenjin ladies I went to campus with looked like Kipchoge.

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I still don't get why most successful Luo men leave all this greatness only to settle down with those yellow yellow murima or mango ladies.

I still don't get why most successful Luo men leave all this greatness only to settle down with those yellow yellow murima or mango ladies.

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NTSA records say you own a Skygo motorbike....then they find you with this😂

NTSA records say you own a Skygo motorbike....then they find you with this😂

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Even if Khaligraph stopped performing at concerts and never released another song, the millions he earns as a Monster Energy brand ambassador would be more than enough to sustain him financially.

Even if Khaligraph stopped performing at concerts and never released another song, the millions he earns as a Monster Energy brand ambassador would be more than enough to sustain him financially.

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Kenyan prisoners are truly enjoying this rent and tax free life.

Kenyan prisoners are truly enjoying this rent and tax free life.

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Owners of Toyota Harrier cars are now taking extra precautions to secure their grilles amid a rise in theft incidents. —Reports indicate that replacing a stolen grille can cost around KSh 100,000.

Owners of Toyota Harrier cars are now taking extra precautions to secure their grilles amid a rise in theft incidents. —Reports indicate that replacing a stolen grille can cost around KSh 100,000.

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These videos are pure fun😂😂

These videos are pure fun😂😂

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One day, this boy will learn that he could have been born into the family of a billionaire and influential political figure, and when he does, he may become deeply resentful of his mother.
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One day, this boy will learn that he could have been born into the family of a billionaire and influential political figure, and when he does, he may become deeply resentful of his mother.

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1,004,927 views • 6 days ago

When I was young, my mother would cane me for licking sugar in the house. She always quoted a Kamba proverb: “A finger trained in licking does not forget the habit.” I finally realised these were experiences she never wanted me to go through in life.
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When I was young, my mother would cane me for licking sugar in the house. She always quoted a Kamba proverb: “A finger trained in licking does not forget the habit.” I finally realised these were experiences she never wanted me to go through in life.

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242,320 views • 1 day ago

When long-distance vehicles are looking to hire drivers with over 10 years of experience, this is what they actually want to see on the road: Right indicator means “don’t overtake yet.” Left indicator means “all clear — you can go.” You wiill never see this from those nganya drivers.
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When long-distance vehicles are looking to hire drivers with over 10 years of experience, this is what they actually want to see on the road: Right indicator means “don’t overtake yet.” Left indicator means “all clear — you can go.” You wiill never see this from those nganya drivers.

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92,707 views • 1 day ago

I need a phone like this so I can zoom all the way to the village and catch Mum red-handed delivering my chickens to the pastor.
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I need a phone like this so I can zoom all the way to the village and catch Mum red-handed delivering my chickens to the pastor.

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147,613 views • 4 days ago

No wonder these days I can stand on De La Rue Road, take out my phone and not see any police officers chasing me away.
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No wonder these days I can stand on De La Rue Road, take out my phone and not see any police officers chasing me away.

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115,556 views • 3 days ago

Having security in Kenya is understandable, but in countries where you're largely unknown it feels unnecessary.
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Having security in Kenya is understandable, but in countries where you're largely unknown it feels unnecessary.

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171,711 views • 5 days ago

By now, the CBK should be on this young man's neck. No one should get away with disrespecting Kenya's national currency like this.
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By now, the CBK should be on this young man's neck. No one should get away with disrespecting Kenya's national currency like this.

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618,674 views • 23 days ago

I don't waste my time on most Kenyan podcasts because the conversations are constantly centered on sex instead of meaningful and educational topics.
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I don't waste my time on most Kenyan podcasts because the conversations are constantly centered on sex instead of meaningful and educational topics.

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128,475 views • 6 days ago

Self-Proclaimed Forex Trader Chuka Kenyan Prince Shows Off His Multimillion-Shilling Car Collection Bought Through Forex Trading.
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Self-Proclaimed Forex Trader Chuka Kenyan Prince Shows Off His Multimillion-Shilling Car Collection Bought Through Forex Trading.

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136,113 views • 9 days ago

Can someone explain the importance of paying someone to bathe you like this?
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Can someone explain the importance of paying someone to bathe you like this?

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192,681 views • 14 days ago

This is the most brutal punishment I have ever seen a thief receive from Kenyans.
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This is the most brutal punishment I have ever seen a thief receive from Kenyans.

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265,771 views • 20 days ago

This kind of training is no longer relevant in an era where the military relies heavily on advanced technology.
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This kind of training is no longer relevant in an era where the military relies heavily on advanced technology.

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227,051 views • 17 days ago

This is the only type of gambling I would consider participating in.
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This is the only type of gambling I would consider participating in.

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211,925 views • 17 days ago

True friendship begins after respect has been established through exchanging a few blows.
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True friendship begins after respect has been established through exchanging a few blows.

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71,230 views • 6 days ago

I thought Amber Ray was one of those people who say, “Nasikianga lakini sijui kuongea Kikamba.”
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I thought Amber Ray was one of those people who say, “Nasikianga lakini sijui kuongea Kikamba.”

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220,345 views • 19 days ago

These are the kinds of things you would never see from well-known billionaires like Jimmy Wanjigi.
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These are the kinds of things you would never see from well-known billionaires like Jimmy Wanjigi.

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116,876 views • 12 days ago

Instead of investing the money he is making now, he is busy filming himself in high-end hotels across Kenya.
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Instead of investing the money he is making now, he is busy filming himself in high-end hotels across Kenya.

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64,258 views • 7 days ago

Bien must be an incredibly humble and generous artist to allow Bien wa Site to perform gigs using his brand.
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Bien must be an incredibly humble and generous artist to allow Bien wa Site to perform gigs using his brand.

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134,756 views • 15 days ago

I hope young men are learning from Charlie, Betty Kyalo’s husband, that older women can make wonderful life partners and that age should never be a barrier when it comes to marriage.
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I hope young men are learning from Charlie, Betty Kyalo’s husband, that older women can make wonderful life partners and that age should never be a barrier when it comes to marriage.

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69,483 views • 8 days ago

I think this video makes it pretty clear why companies prefer Mbavu over Majembe when it comes to advertising.
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I think this video makes it pretty clear why companies prefer Mbavu over Majembe when it comes to advertising.

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102,619 views • 13 days ago