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Yesterday, drama erupted in Mlolongo after a Kamba man allegedly refused to pay Mwende for her services after an encounter. The agreed rate was reportedly KSh 70 per shot. Mwende even claims she threw in an extra round for free as a gesture of customer appreciation. However, the man allegedly put on his trousers and insisted he won't pay the Ksh 350. Men, let’s stop embarrassing ourselves like this.

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Yesterday, drama erupted in Mlolongo after a Kamba man allegedly refused to pay Mwende for her services after an encounter. The agreed rate was reportedly KSh 70 per shot. Mwende even claims she threw in an extra round for free as a gesture of customer appreciation. However, the man allegedly put on his trousers and insisted he won't pay the Ksh 350. Men, let’s stop embarrassing ourselves like this.

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It would take a NYS guy in Kenya less than twenty seconds to take down these Somali military guys. They look malnourished and physically unfit for the job.

It would take a NYS guy in Kenya less than twenty seconds to take down these Somali military guys. They look malnourished and physically unfit for the job.

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I knew this guy had to be NIS or something. He is always all over the road on his expensive motorbike, recording his adventures like it’s some kind of undercover operation.

I knew this guy had to be NIS or something. He is always all over the road on his expensive motorbike, recording his adventures like it’s some kind of undercover operation.

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This bodyguard is only there to massage Obinna’s ego. I honestly don’t think anyone is interested in harming him.

This bodyguard is only there to massage Obinna’s ego. I honestly don’t think anyone is interested in harming him.

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Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day this Kisii boy will end up taking us home to Kisii to eat pilau at his funeral if he keeps driving this recklessly.

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day this Kisii boy will end up taking us home to Kisii to eat pilau at his funeral if he keeps driving this recklessly.

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Every time I see a car inside one of these containers, I have just one question: how on earth does the driver get out after squeezing it in there?

Every time I see a car inside one of these containers, I have just one question: how on earth does the driver get out after squeezing it in there?

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You will still hear someone calling Kamba ladies easy to hit on yet he has never even been laid by any of them.

You will still hear someone calling Kamba ladies easy to hit on yet he has never even been laid by any of them.

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Anyone who watched the Manchester United fans vs Arsenal fans game will agree that Mulamwah might be in the wrong profession. His football talent is undeniable.

Anyone who watched the Manchester United fans vs Arsenal fans game will agree that Mulamwah might be in the wrong profession. His football talent is undeniable.

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Where do they hide these Kalenjin babes? All the Kalenjin ladies I went to campus with looked like Kipchoge.

Where do they hide these Kalenjin babes? All the Kalenjin ladies I went to campus with looked like Kipchoge.

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This SGR driver really woke up and decided to go on a solo vacation to Mombasa without the passengers.

This SGR driver really woke up and decided to go on a solo vacation to Mombasa without the passengers.

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Owners of Toyota Harrier cars are now taking extra precautions to secure their grilles amid a rise in theft incidents. —Reports indicate that replacing a stolen grille can cost around KSh 100,000.

Owners of Toyota Harrier cars are now taking extra precautions to secure their grilles amid a rise in theft incidents. —Reports indicate that replacing a stolen grille can cost around KSh 100,000.

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There has never been an accident reported in Kenya without a boda boda rider being involved.

There has never been an accident reported in Kenya without a boda boda rider being involved.

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I still don't get why most successful Luo men leave all this greatness only to settle down with those yellow yellow murima or mango ladies.

I still don't get why most successful Luo men leave all this greatness only to settle down with those yellow yellow murima or mango ladies.

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Kenyans will hype you up for a few days, then quickly move on and forget about you. At one point, Njoki Murira was almost on the same level as Amber Ray in terms of popularity, but look at how fast things changed.

Kenyans will hype you up for a few days, then quickly move on and forget about you. At one point, Njoki Murira was almost on the same level as Amber Ray in terms of popularity, but look at how fast things changed.

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I think we should now cancel Guardian Angel, his wife and Waingo Farm.

I think we should now cancel Guardian Angel, his wife and Waingo Farm.

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These nganyas are usually so expensive to book. Where are these high schoolers getting all this money from?

These nganyas are usually so expensive to book. Where are these high schoolers getting all this money from?

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NTSA records say you own a Skygo motorbike....then they find you with this😂

NTSA records say you own a Skygo motorbike....then they find you with this😂

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These videos are pure fun😂😂

These videos are pure fun😂😂

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If these are the kind of people we will be competing against for slots to dance on campaign lorries next year, then it's probably time for me to start looking for another job.

If these are the kind of people we will be competing against for slots to dance on campaign lorries next year, then it's probably time for me to start looking for another job.

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Murima landlords will show you wonders in Nairobi! 😂 This is definitely one of those plots I could never rent a house in. Anyone who has ever lived on the same plot as the landlord definitely has a story to tell.

Murima landlords will show you wonders in Nairobi! 😂 This is definitely one of those plots I could never rent a house in. Anyone who has ever lived on the same plot as the landlord definitely has a story to tell.

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Charlene Ruto gets emotional during her first church service as a married woman alongside Isaya Yunge. I can only imagine she was reflecting on how Kenyans on social media used to bully her, claiming she would never find a man. And here she was, not only married, but married to one of the sharpest men in East Africa. Love is a beautiful thing!
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Charlene Ruto gets emotional during her first church service as a married woman alongside Isaya Yunge. I can only imagine she was reflecting on how Kenyans on social media used to bully her, claiming she would never find a man. And here she was, not only married, but married to one of the sharpest men in East Africa. Love is a beautiful thing!

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240,598 views • 2 days ago

The Sudanese community in Kenya behaves similarly to the Somali community when it comes to marrying within their own group. I have never seen a Sudanese person married to a Kenyan.
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The Sudanese community in Kenya behaves similarly to the Somali community when it comes to marrying within their own group. I have never seen a Sudanese person married to a Kenyan.

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The reason you never see these ladies in hospitals is the specialization they choose at KMTC. Most of them take health records courses.
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The reason you never see these ladies in hospitals is the specialization they choose at KMTC. Most of them take health records courses.

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206,829 views • 4 days ago

The game is getting too rough. If this is the kind of love they're showing our girls, I don't see us winning them back anytime soon.
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The game is getting too rough. If this is the kind of love they're showing our girls, I don't see us winning them back anytime soon.

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154,979 views • 7 days ago

The distance from Nairobi to Nanyuki is approximately 200 km. Covering that distance in just 19 minutes would require an average speed of over 600 km/h. Huyu bois anapenda kutuona ka hiyo matako yake kubwa.
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The distance from Nairobi to Nanyuki is approximately 200 km. Covering that distance in just 19 minutes would require an average speed of over 600 km/h. Huyu bois anapenda kutuona ka hiyo matako yake kubwa.

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30,922 views • 1 day ago

Beach Boys manenos ⚠️ A man and his wife planned a vacation at one of the beaches in Mombasa. Neither of them knew how to swim, so they relied on floaters. Just as they were about to enter the water, two beach boys approached, offering to “help.” One of them had other ideas. He kept forcing himself onto the same floater as the wife, even though she clearly wasn’t interested. She eventually got out, leaving the beach boy alone on the floater. She felt embarrassed in front of her husband after another man openly tried to hit on her. I have said this before and I will say it again: If you don’t know how to swim and you’re bringing your wife to these beaches, don’t let her step into the water. Beach boys are not your relatives. Some of them will try to hit it raw. There’s a common belief in Mombasa that the water is “cleansed” and can’t transmit diseases. That’s a myth. Many of these boys are not clean, and they can destroy a good marriage. Protect what you have!!!
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Beach Boys manenos ⚠️ A man and his wife planned a vacation at one of the beaches in Mombasa. Neither of them knew how to swim, so they relied on floaters. Just as they were about to enter the water, two beach boys approached, offering to “help.” One of them had other ideas. He kept forcing himself onto the same floater as the wife, even though she clearly wasn’t interested. She eventually got out, leaving the beach boy alone on the floater. She felt embarrassed in front of her husband after another man openly tried to hit on her. I have said this before and I will say it again: If you don’t know how to swim and you’re bringing your wife to these beaches, don’t let her step into the water. Beach boys are not your relatives. Some of them will try to hit it raw. There’s a common belief in Mombasa that the water is “cleansed” and can’t transmit diseases. That’s a myth. Many of these boys are not clean, and they can destroy a good marriage. Protect what you have!!!

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188,586 views • 13 days ago

We once sat here on X laughing at Mulamwah, telling him his jokes were dry and he should stick to nursing because he had no talent in comedy. In the end, he took that discouragement as fuel and went even harder in the comedy game. Today, we can all see the fruits of his hard work and dedication. A reminder: never take anything serious from your haters.
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We once sat here on X laughing at Mulamwah, telling him his jokes were dry and he should stick to nursing because he had no talent in comedy. In the end, he took that discouragement as fuel and went even harder in the comedy game. Today, we can all see the fruits of his hard work and dedication. A reminder: never take anything serious from your haters.

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89,249 views • 7 days ago

Maybe he will never admit it, but deep down, I know Njugush regrets fumbling this solid 10/10 kamba babes.
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Maybe he will never admit it, but deep down, I know Njugush regrets fumbling this solid 10/10 kamba babes.

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224,874 views • 20 days ago

Ever since King Kaka introduced his new girlfriend to the public, his ex-wife has been very active on social media. The timing of her posts says a lot. Clearly, the news didn't sit well with her. Men are the price!
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Ever since King Kaka introduced his new girlfriend to the public, his ex-wife has been very active on social media. The timing of her posts says a lot. Clearly, the news didn't sit well with her. Men are the price!

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65,035 views • 7 days ago

What seemed like a normal Tuesday, as children reported back to school, might have landed this Uber driver a 35-year stay at the free Airbnb in Kamiti after he was allegedly found mercilessly supplying her goodbye electric shocks inside his car.
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What seemed like a normal Tuesday, as children reported back to school, might have landed this Uber driver a 35-year stay at the free Airbnb in Kamiti after he was allegedly found mercilessly supplying her goodbye electric shocks inside his car.

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801,325 views • 2 months ago

One day, this boy will learn that he could have been born into the family of a billionaire and influential political figure, and when he does, he may become deeply resentful of his mother.
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One day, this boy will learn that he could have been born into the family of a billionaire and influential political figure, and when he does, he may become deeply resentful of his mother.

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1,010,480 views • 3 months ago

Dappa Man is now moving with security that costs more than his car. Since leaving Obinna TV, he has been spotted with a heavy security detail at events, and Kenyans are asking: who exactly is threatening this guy?
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Dappa Man is now moving with security that costs more than his car. Since leaving Obinna TV, he has been spotted with a heavy security detail at events, and Kenyans are asking: who exactly is threatening this guy?

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98,630 views • 16 days ago

These days, it seems people are turning every act of madness into content for views and attention. What exactly is going on here, Geoffrey Mosiria?
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These days, it seems people are turning every act of madness into content for views and attention. What exactly is going on here, Geoffrey Mosiria?

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465,790 views • 2 months ago

By now, the CBK should be on this young man's neck. No one should get away with disrespecting Kenya's national currency like this.
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By now, the CBK should be on this young man's neck. No one should get away with disrespecting Kenya's national currency like this.

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621,989 views • 3 months ago

Akinyi Atieno, a Kenyan woman currently residing in the Netherlands, has released an emotional public plea for assistance, alleging that she is trapped in a toxic and abusive marriage. Reaching out for support, Akinyi is urging relevant authorities and community groups to intervene as she seeks safety and a path out of the distressing situation.
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Akinyi Atieno, a Kenyan woman currently residing in the Netherlands, has released an emotional public plea for assistance, alleging that she is trapped in a toxic and abusive marriage. Reaching out for support, Akinyi is urging relevant authorities and community groups to intervene as she seeks safety and a path out of the distressing situation.

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84,690 views • 16 days ago

What was bro even thinking connecting a trailer to this? 😂 Kenyan investors are something else!
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What was bro even thinking connecting a trailer to this? 😂 Kenyan investors are something else!

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82,648 views • 16 days ago

We have always been advised that, if you can afford to buy land outside your ancestral home, you should do so to avoid situations like this.
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We have always been advised that, if you can afford to buy land outside your ancestral home, you should do so to avoid situations like this.

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95,366 views • 20 days ago

For those who keep asking how heavy these steel coils are, I think the way that train is moving gives you the answer. No wonder lorries only carry two of them at a time.
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For those who keep asking how heavy these steel coils are, I think the way that train is moving gives you the answer. No wonder lorries only carry two of them at a time.

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304,763 views • 2 months ago

I know some of you will agree with me, she ain’t that beautiful. The only thing making her trend is what she is carrying behind.
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I know some of you will agree with me, she ain’t that beautiful. The only thing making her trend is what she is carrying behind.

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67,569 views • 16 days ago

Kenyan military training has to be one of the biggest jokes of the 21st century. In an era where technology is reshaping modern warfare, our forces are still swimming in mud as part of their training.
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Kenyan military training has to be one of the biggest jokes of the 21st century. In an era where technology is reshaping modern warfare, our forces are still swimming in mud as part of their training.

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48,181 views • 13 days ago